Hobbies

I don't own Naruto nor Monopoly. And probably this one is the most inspired one till now, because it kinda fits Nagato.

Tenten was walking freely around the base, not meeting anyone. Suddenly, she heard voices coming from a door (one of the many doors in that base):

"Come on, Konan, just one game!"

"No, Nagato! I don't want to play that game that profanities paper! I mean, who'd ever think of interchanging paper as money?"

"You never mind real money!"

"It's not only paper, there's something else in their structure. I disagree with simple paper used like this!"

"Okay, we can play the variant with the card. Will you?"

"Nooooooo!" the woman voice said and Tenten heard footsteps coming towards the door. She pretended to be walking and not listening when Konan exited and saw her.

"Oh, hi, Tenten-chan… I didn't know this was the week when you visited us."

"Hello, Konan-sama. And yes, this is that week."

"Heh, great. Why don't you go there and see what Pein likes to do in his spare time?" she said and pushed poor Tenten inside the room she had just left and locked her there.

Much to her surprise, the kunoichi saw the Leader in front of a Monopoly game board, holding up some fake money and looking at her.

"Ummmm… hello, Leader-sama?" the girl said as a try to make him do more than just sit and stare.

"Ah… works too! Will you play a Monopoly game with me? I mean, if Konan doesn't want to I bet you want."

"I'm…"

"Play or know true pain!"

"I'll play!" Tenten said quickly and collapsed to the ground on the other side of the game board.

"'Kay!" Pein said and then enthusiastically started counting the money.

A few hours later:

"No! Don't even dare buy that! I'm a god! I own every possible world, and I own the world of Monopoly! SHINRA TENSEI!"

Everything in the room was blown out, including the furniture, the door, a helpless Tenten and the whole Monopoly game. Even a wall got disintegrated and everything in the room fell out through the hole made. Tenten landed on the remaining of a chair, with a trickle of blood coming out of her temple. She looked up dizzily and saw Itachi looking down at her. He helped her up and then he looked at Nagato who was now regretting everything.

"I see you found out about our dear Leader's hobby."

"And I'm not sure I wanna see more of your hobbies here in Akatsuki. I mean, only one member has already destroyed half of the base. I'm afraid for my own sake!"

"Don't worry… it'll only get worse…"

Not very happy with this chappy. Lol, it rhymes! Happy-chappy! I should make another Sasuke-like song with happy-chappy!

Getting off the track again. Okay, so…review!