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Cullen day 1 part 3

(Allison POV)

At 3:30 sharp, I heard the door open. I turned off the TV I was watching and stomped to the front door, picking up the plastic frog next to me.

"What is this?" I growled, staring the teenagers down, holding the plastic frog in front of their faces. "They landed on me and I almost fell! I could have seriously hurt myself. You better have a good explanation for this!"

Emmett spoke first, grinning. "Well, new mom, I love to play pranks and I thought it would be a good way to welcome you to our home."

I glared. "Well, thanks for the thought, but someone could hurt themselves! You need to be punished."

He looked down, ashamed. Behind him, I saw Jasper and Alice snickering. "What's so funny?" I yelled. "You wanted me to get hurt? You enjoy seeing your brother getting punished?"

Jasper shrugged and Alice nodded. "Yeah, Emmett never gets caught on his pranks so I want to see him punished!"

I smiled tightly, but was still seething inside. "Emmett, you will clean all these plastic frogs, and …" I stopped and turned to Edward. "What is his least favorite food?"

He laughed loudly and said "Green beans. Emmett hates green beans." He grinned widely.

I nodded, and turned to the other boy. "Ok. Emmett, I will make green beans tonight and you will have to eat an entire serving of them, understood?"

Next to me, every single member of the Cullen family was laughing. Jasper was leaning on the wall, slapping his knee and grinning. Alice was giggling and she almost fell to the floor, she was laughing so hard. Nessie, who had just entered the room, was gasping for air as she and Bella leaned against each other for support.

Jake entered the room after picking Nessie up from school, and tossed his car keys on the coffee table. "What's so funny?" he asked, smiling at the scene in front of him.

"Emmett has to clean up plastic frogs and eat green beans for his punishment for playing a prank on me earlier," I told him. He stared at me for a moment then burst out laughing. His laughs were the loudest and I wanted to cover my ears. What was so funny?

Emmett stared at me, his face crestfallen. "Mrs. Baker, I REALLY hate green beans! Can I please do something else for my punishment? Please?"

The vindictive side of me was deliriously happy. His punishment would be something he actually didn't want to do. "No," I answered him. "Those frogs could have been dangerous. If someone slipped on them, they could break their neck. You need to be careful!"

He sighed, looking down. "Fine" he ground out. He glared at his siblings and went dejectedly to the family room to clean up his mess.

For dinner that night, I served baked potatoes, roast pork and green beans. I watched Emmett carefully as he ate his vegetables. He choked them down, grimacing the whole time. I was so busy watching him, that I missed the rest of the Cullen's discreetly placing their untouched food in their napkins.

After dinner the kids went up to their rooms to do homework, and I smiled to myself. Hopefully that would teach Emmett not to play pranks on me again.

I know it's short, but I wanted to get something out. Please review!