#8: Trophy
Potential
"Rory, don't take this the wrong way, but you'd make an excellent trophy wife."
"What?" Rory leant off Jess' chest, turning in astonishment.
"You're too pretty, y'know."
She smiled slightly and raised an eyebrow. Explain.
"Usually, people are pretty or smart. You, however, are both beautiful and intelligent…so, you should avoid having ugly boyfriends."
"Huh?"
"People will assume you're brainless and only in it for the money."
"Oh."
"So thank you."
"Why?"
"Well, I have no money, so you must like me for me."
Rory blinked at the odd conversation, kissed him and lay back down, slightly confused, "Silly boy."
