Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Fanfic

Rin: MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Al: 'face palm'

Rin: Also I am VERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERY...sorry! For not updating sooner my friends have been bugging me to update my other fanfiction

Al: Don't worry I understand, but what did you do to my brother this time?

Rin: I'm not telling, you're just going to have to wait and find out. Please enjoy and please REVIEW! Thanks to Shadow-girl14 and rose star 321 who were the only people who reviewed. ENJOY! I must apololigize for the long wait I've been busy and I got sick as well.


Chapter 8: Little Green Men

Yes it was probably the worst thing in the world. Ed, the renowned Fullmetal Alchemist was lost. With Envy. In a maze. Of corn.

Yes Edward was stuck with perhaps only a few minutes until sundown in a gigantic field of corn. How could it get any worse? Good question.

The pair of them were running in between the rows of corn for what seemed like hours.

"It's all your fault piqueak!" Envy snarled at Ed.

"Don't even go there! How can it be miy fault when you're the one leading me in here!" he growled back.

"I did NOT lead you in here! I was in here already when I bumped into you!" Envy stopped running as did Edward.

"And why am I even talking to you instead of just killing you?" he rolled his eyes.

"I could ask myself the same question," Ed transmutated his automail into a blade, ripping his glove, and prepared himself for an attack.

"Holy...what the..." Envy's eyes grew wide as he looked behind Ed and he seemed to shrink.

"What!" Ed whipped around expecting something to be right behind him.

Atleast he did until something the size of a foor collided with his legs.

"HA! You're really that stupid runt?" Envy cackled, it had been a cheap trick.

Ed grunted and picked himself off the ground but Envy had already taken off down anothe row of corn. Soon he disappeared and Edward was left all alone in the darkness.

'Great now what?' he thought and started off in the oppsite direction.

For almost half an hour Ed walked and walked but the field seemed endless, 'Come on! I've been walking in the same direction forever, logically I should be close to the end!' he thought to himself.

But no, he wasn't even close to the end. Or was he?

Ed suddenly came to a large open area, the corn had been flattened into a perfect circle. Curiouse Ed tranmutated the ground underneath him so that he could see above the corn.

"Why didn't I think of this earlier?".

Unfortunetly the edges of the field was still just a blur in the distance but what surprised Ed the most was what he was in the center of.

The flattend corn spread out into a huge circular pattern, a giant transmutation circle.

As Ed got back to the ground, he had an idea. A crazy, idotic, and surprisingly simple idea. Why didn't he try and use that circle to get out of here.


(screeching car sound the the tape spins out)

Ed: Wait I would NOT be that stupid!

Rin: You're lost in a corn field with no one but Envy with company! If you have another better idea please bring it up...

Ed: (chirping crickets)

Rin: As I thought! BACK TO THE STORY! (presses play button)


It may have sounded stupid but it was either that or stay lost with the amazing walking, talking, palm tree Envy. The second option didn't sound so enjoyable.

Ed clapped his hands together, the sound seemed unnaturally loud, and then slapped them onto the ground.

Amazingly, NOTHING HAPPENED!

"Now what!"he growled in frustration.

"How about you go this way?" a voice came from the corn behind Edward.

He turned and saw Envy grinning at him.

"WHAT THE..." but before he could finish Envy took off into the middle of the flattened corn.

"GET BACK HERE!"

He charged towards Envy with his automail raised up in a fist.

But then Envy was gone, and Ed had the particular sensation of moving through water. An eerie purple glow resonated all around him. and he saw that he was slowly being sucked off the ground.

He turned slowly in mid-air and looked up into the bright purplish light.

"Ah-crap!"


Envy laughed madly as he saw Ed being sucked up towards the light. And to what the light was attached to, a giant silver ship. A flying saucer.

But then he did something odd, he jumped up into the air and sat there sitting crosslegged in the air. Then with a snap of his fingers his form melted into a small grayish/green figure. It's mouth was curved into a smile and then is floated up towards it's ship.


Ed groaned and rolled over, or atleast tried to. Somehow he had fainted...(Ed: I did NOT faint I PASSED OUT!)...and now he was strapped to a metal table with his ankles and wrists cuffed to it. And...yes... some how his shirt had mysteriously disappeared.

"Where the heck am I!" he muttered and blinked as his head started to throb.

"You are on my ship," Ed jumped as a small childish voice came from across the room.

He saw a small greenish/gray creature that was only about three feet tall, had no hair, large black eyes, no nose and a small mouth curved into a smile.

"What...what are you?" he asked.

The creature came forward and stood at the head of the metal table, it's large blank eyes seemed to study Edward's face.

"I am called man things, an extra terrestrial, alien, even sometimes angels," it started, and then Ed gulped.

"I've heard of you, don't...don't you p...probe people and lay eggs in their brains and..." Edward wished that he could clap his hands and use alchemy.

"Well, yes my kind are known to do that but actually I only enjoy abduction cows, the probing is digusting and laying eggs is the males job," the alien (apparently a female) said this all as if it was completely natural.

"So, why did you abduct me?" Ed relaxed slightly.

"For two reasons, to learn your art of alchemy and to help you?"

"Okay well the alchemy part is simple enough but why do you want to help me?" Ed asked.

"Someone called Envy, actually I met him on my way here, told me a few things that you'd love," the female alien seemed to smiled even wider but dread filled Edward's gut.

"Um...well you could just let me go and I could show you alchemy and I'll just leave, you really don't have to help it's fine," he tried to smile but he could tell it looked fake.

The alien considered and him carefully, tilting it's head like a curiouse child and it's smiled faded.

"Alright," she finally said.

With a wave of her hand the cuffs holding Ed's ankels and wrists to the table snapped open.

"SEE YA!" as soon as he was free Ed jumped up and took off through a doorway.

He bolted down a small hallway and scared the crap out of two other small aliens. He ran until he found a small aclove that seemed to be used for storage. Ed hoisted himself up and squeezed inbetween two crates. Soon the sound of small footsteps followed and he her the female alien's voice.

"Hurry he can't get off this ship without my help, he's hiding somewhere and take these..." she said to someone else.

Ed held his breath but the aliens seemed to pass by. For a moment he allowed himself to relax and take in his surroundings he looked over to the crates next to him and he saw a label. He squinted to try and read the small letters but finally this is what he read.

Wisconsin Mills fresh farm dairy products. Made from happy cows in sunny Wiconsin.

"AHHH! NO!" Ed yelled and actually flailed enough that he fell off the aclove and hit the metal catwalk with a thunk.

"You thought you could escape ," the female alien stood above him holding a long siringe filled with a white creamy substance.

"Your friend Envy told us you loved the product created by those cows we abduct, milk," she grinned.

"NOOO!" Ed shuffled backwards, his automail clacking on the metal floor.

"Too, late Mr. Full Metal Alchemist,".


"ED! EDWARD WAKE UP!" Ed jolted up clawing at his sheets sweat clinging to his skin.

Winry and Alphonse stared at him with odd expressions.

"W...what happened!" he muttered feeling a bandage on his head and seeing that he was in a clean white hospital room.

"Brother, you well you kinda argued with Winry over drinking your milk and she whacked you with her wren..."

"Oh it was nothing! Ed really but you were dreaming. You kept muttering things about, milk, aliens, and Envy, though," Winry stopped Al and then quickly changed the subject.

"It was just a dream?" Ed sighed and lay back in the bed.

"Ya get some rest Niisan," Al laughed and he and Winry left.

But no one noticed the small silved disc vanish into the sky and the small figure waving from a small window.


Ed: Really just a dream?

Rin: No didn't you read the last part?

Al: Well atleast she didn't have us rescue you like last time

Rin: Yet again I apoligize for not updating earlier and thanks to rose star 321 and Shadow-girl14!