And we're back! Thanks to everyone who reviewed and stuck with me so far. You're all awesome! Anyways… you're on Zephyr!

Zephyr: "ParasiteDarkness doesn't own Pokemon."

Kijutsu-shi: "Indeed… now, how about a game of Chess?"

Antonio and Zephyr: "Hell no!" * runs away *

Kijutsu-shi: "Meh."

Anyways… on to the story!


Normal POV

Antonio's Dream


My eyes snapped open as I was hit with a cold blast of water.

"WAAAAH! Zephyr? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!"

"Get up, it's already 11:00."

"WHAT WITH THE ICE WATER? YOU RUINED MY TRENCH COAT! IT'S MADE OF HIGH QUALITY LEATHER YOU ASS!"

"Dude, calm down. It's not your real trench coat remember? This is the Grey Room, just focus on another one falling from the sky. Or just focus on being dry."

"Grrr… whatever."

"Something tells me you're not a morning person."

"No, I'm not. I'm a night person."

"Whatever, let's just get started with training."

"Fine. What are we doing today?"

"Extra stuff that I had planned to teach you later. Before you blasted through about 3 days worth of training in a single day."

"Like what?"

"You'll see. Ok I'm going to pull you into mind. We are able to go back and forth between each other's minds but I swear to god if you go snooping through any private areas in my mind I will fucking kill you. Is that clear?"

"Mostly."

"Mostly?"

"Which areas are the private ones?"

"There's a golden temple with penis statues in it. The entire temple is off-limits to you."

"Uhhhh… Did you say penis statues?"

"Yes, yes I did. Do you have a problem with that?"

"No I just think it's kind of creepy… wait, generic penises or specific ones?"

"Most of them are Luke's."

"Ok dude, we might be the same person but it still kinda creeps me out that there's a temple filled with statues of my boyfriend's penis, and that I'm not allowed to go inside."

"Well he's my boyfriend too."

"Still kinda creepy."

"Whatever just keep out of it unless I give you permission."

"Ok let's just go already."

Zephyr grabbed on to my shoulder and placed his hand on his forehead, mumbling quietly. Suddenly we were standing on a large floating island hovering above a green sea. Zephyr then stuck his hand down his pants.

"DUDE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"Getting my flute."

"FLUTE?"

Zephyr pulled a silver flute out of his pants and put it to his mouth.

"Ok, Zephyr. 2 things. 1. Why the hell do you keep that in your pants? And 2. That's friggen nasty!"

"Don't question me!"

Zephyr then began playing a soft tune on the flute. The sound of the instrument made me instantly forget that it was in his pants… it was just so… beautiful. Zephyr ended the tune just as the island began shaking. A small golden temple rose up from the ground right in front of us.

"Uhhhh… is that the temple?"

"Yes."

"Ok…"

"Let's go."

I followed Zephyr as he led me into the small temple. It was only the size of a small 3-bedroom house on the outside… but the inside…

"Ummm… how the hell is it as big as my mansion on the inside when it's way smaller on the outside?"

"It's my mind, nothing has to make sense here. The laws of space and time are constantly being bent and broken here."

"Kinda like the Chess Board?"

"Eh, kinda."

I looked around the inside and sure enough, the main room was filled with penis statues. We walked down past row after row after row of statues.

"Why do you have these?"

"I get bored sometimes so I built this place. Maybe if you're good I'll show you what it can really do."

"Eheheh… I'll pass."

"Ya sure? It's good for relieving stress and sexual tension."

"Yeah but it's kinda creepy to be doing that with myself. As in you because you're me."

"I could just change into Luke."

"I'd still know it's you."

"Ok, suit yourself. But if you ever want to, feel free to ask. This is the only room in the temple you can go in without my permission."

"Ok I'll keep that in mind… Creep…"

"What was that?"

"Oh. Nothing!"

Zephyr then placed his hand on a silver door and closed his eyes. The door instantly swung inward, allowing us to enter. He pushed me inside first then closed the door behind us. Somehow we were inside a cave with a large pool of crystal clear water.

"Strip."

"Excuse me?"

"I said strip. You're taking a bath."

"You brought me through the Penis Room so I could take a bath?"

"This water is special, once a week I'm going to bring you here and you're going to take a bath."

"Why?"

"It helps enrich and strengthen your Aura."

"But you said my Aura is already as strong as yours."

"In here it is. It'll be a bit harder to use Aura in the real world than in here. Your Aura will be much weaker out there."

"Ok but if all I have to do is take a bath right now… why did you come?"

"It's time for my own weekly bath as well."

"… I bet you planned it like this ya perv."

"I'm a perv? Think about it for a sec Antonio. Why would I want to see you naked? We're the same person."

"But you tried to convince me to have sex with you back in the Penis Room!"

"With me? HAHAHAHAHA! No not with me. I was going to teach you to activate the statues."

"Huh?"

"Each statue has a keypad on it. Punch in the code and the statue changes into a being that you can have sex with."

"Dude I swear you just get creepier by the minute."

"Whatever just get in the pool."

I pulled off my clothes and quickly got in the water before Zephyr tried anything funny. The water was nice and warm, rather refreshing actually. I looked to my left to see Zephyr walking to the pool, his clothes already tossed aside. I looked away as he climbed into the opposite end of the pool. I eventually began to relax and sank deeper into the water.

"Check this out, you can breath underwater here!"

"Really?"

"Try it!"

I dove underwater to see that it wasn't just a pool. There was an underwater cavern that led somewhere. I took a breath to find that Zephyr was right! I could breath just fine. I looked to my left to see Zephyr motioning to follow him. We swam through the cavern, and eventually came out in a lake. We climbed out of the water and sat down by a tree.

"Now where are we?"

"An exact replica of Lake Verity."

"Cool… Ok I have to ask this… how long were we in the pool?"

"5 minutes… but that cave had another time gap thingy. So technically… 5 hours…"

"Damn, it's already 4:00?"

"Yep."

"Well…what's next?"

"Well…"


Luke's POV


I walked back into Room 12A, holding the grinding shoes for Antonio, once he wakes up.

"Is he awake yet?"

"No…" Drake said sadly.

"Sigh…"

"Don't worry, he'll wake up soon. I have a feeling about it."

Just then Daniel and Megan ran into the room.

"Oh my god! We heard what happened and came right away!" said Megan.

"I think I have an idea that might help him!" added Daniel.

"What? What is it?" I asked frantically.

"Come out Kadabra!"

A light spilled out of the pokeball Daniel had tossed into the air as Kadabra came out.

"Kadabra, see if you and Luke can contact Antonio telepathically."

"Of course! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Well let's do this Luke."

"Alright Kadabra."

We both began focusing our minds on Antonio and tried to send a message.

"Antonio? Are you ok? It's me Luke."

"I'm here too Antonio. It's Daniel's Kadabra. Can you hear us?"

"Please love, if you can hear us, please let us know!"


Normal POV

Antonio's Dream


"GRAAAGH!"

I clutched my head as a large wave of pain hit me.

"Antonio? Damn, they must be trying to contact you telepathically. Let's go to your mind. It'll be easier there."

"NGH… ok…"

I quickly created a Corridor of Darkness and ran through it with Zephyr. Once I was back in my own mind the pain had weakened to the point where it was no more painful than a Flu Shot.

"Antonio? Are you ok? It's me Luke."

"I'm here too Antonio. It's Daniel's Kadabra. Can you hear us?"

"Please love, if you can hear us, please let us know!"

"I can hear you guys."

"Oh my god! Antonio! Are you ok my love?"

"I'm fine. I'll be out of this damn coma by tomorrow."

"Antonio, may I ask how you know you're in a coma? And how you know that you'll be out by tomorrow?"

"It's a long story, Kadabra."

"I don't care how I'm just glad you're ok! I'm so sorry for putting you in a coma!"

"It's ok mi amore. That attack wasn't strong enough to put me in a coma. Under normal circumstances it would've just knocked me on my ass."

"Then why did you go into a coma?"

"I'll tell you tomorrow mi amore. I'm kinda busy in here."

"You're busy… in your head?"

"It's hard to explain."

"Not if I explain for them."

"What the hell? Antonio, love, who is that?"

"GAH! Zephyr, what the hell're you doing?"

"Explaining to them what's going on, just calm down and be careful not to fall off the floating island. The one you're on looks kinda unstable."

"What? WHOA! !"

"Antonio? Antonio!"

"Don't worry Luke he'll be ok. He just fell off of a floating island in his mind. He should be hitting the water soon."

"!" SPLASH!

"Antonio, love, are you ok?"

"BWAH! I'm ok, nothing to worry about."

"Anyways the reason Antonio fell into a coma is because… * explains everything * …and that's why I have to train him."

"…Ok I guess…"

"We'll tell the others then."

"No, not yet. Antonio has to be the one to tell them."

"Why?"

"Yeah Zephyr, why do I have to tell them?"

"Because it'll be easier to believe that way."

"As opposed to us telling them first, then having Antonio verify it?"

"Hmm… ok you're right, that would work better."

"Is he always like this."

"No he's usually worse. You oughtta see the Penis Room."

"Ummm. Antonio, did you just say Penis Room?'

"Yep. It's kinda creepy."

"…"

"…"

"You didn't have to tell them about that!"

"Well if you're gonna speak to my boyfriend he has to know that you're a creeper."

"Technically he's my boyfriend too!"

"Only because you're me!"

"Exactly, and I still love him!"

"Umm Luke, I think they're fighting over you."

"They're in Antonio's mind though, we can't stop them."

"True. It's kinda weird though. He's fighting with himself over you."

"I know, I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned…"

"ASS!"

"COCKSLUT!"

"HEY I'M STILL A VIRGIN!"

"HA! YOU ADMIT IT!"

"YOU'RE THE COCKSLUT! I DON'T HAVE PENIS STATUES THAT TURN INTO SEX SLAVES!"

"SHUT UP!"

"MAKE ME!"

"YOU ASKED FOR IT!" WHAP!

"!" SPLASH!

"Guys, please stop fighting over me."

"Sigh… Ok mi amore."

"I don't even know why we're fighting at this point. Even if you're the one in control, all I have to do is sit in the purple sea in your mind and I can see and feel everything you do."

"Oh god! That's really creepy! Please promise me you won't do that when I lose my virginity."

"Fine… but any other time is fair game!"

"Ngh…"

"Ok well, I guess we'll let you guys continue training."

"Actually we're going to bed."

"Umm why? It's only about 4:00"

"Our minds bend time. By contacting us while we're in here, time became different. We talked for what seems like 8 minutes, but was actually 8 hours. It's midnight."

"No way! Well, we better go get some sleep then. Goodnight Zephyr, Goodnight Antonio. I love you… umm the both of you? I'm still confused by this."

"You're not the only one, mi amore. Goodnight."

I suddenly found myself lying under a tree on another island. The night sky was pitch black, but filled with stars and what looked like a floating temple made of amethyst. I stood up and realized I left my clothes in the cave. I'm NOT going back to get them. That place was WAAAY too creepy. I'll just take a look at that floating temple over there. I reached my hand up towards the temple and yelled out.

"I command you to let me in!"

Suddenly I was standing in a large room that had 7 statues inside. They were of my Pokemon, and myself but 2 statues were nothing more than large hunks of Amethyst. They must've been for the next 2 that join my team. I walked forward and found a black door floating in the middle of the room. I looked behind it only to see nothing. I place my hand on the door and focusing my Aura into it. The door instantly swung open to reveal an exact replica of my bedroom at the mansion. I walked inside, closed the door and jumped into the bed. I climbed under the covers, closed my eyes, and slowly fell into the grasp of sleep…


Whoa! That was weird wasn't it? At least Luke and the others know that Antonio is ok.

But what's with Zephyr? Why is he such a friggen perv? And why are there so many temples? Find out in The Purple Warrior Chapter 9! I'll see you guys then, bye!