Me: Hello! Welcome to FROM THE FANS!

Person: Hi, welcome, we'll keep acting 'funny', etc…

Dusk: Hey there!

Sprx: Uh… hi?

Nova: We'll have a whole page of hello by the time this episode is finished.

Antauri: Hello, readers. I do hope you enjoy this particular episode.

Gibson: Ah… what Antauri said.

Chiro: Hi!

Otto: COOKIES!

Jinmay: Hi! Um… okay, Hi, I'm Jinmay!

Percy: Greetings… (mutters) I hate Grover.

Grover: I'm here… so, hey!

Annabeth: Hi.

Thalia: I'm here too.

Poseidon and Athena: Greetings.

Luke: Join me, mortals! Kronos will rule all!

Nico: I'm here…? hi.

All warriors: HI.

Me: Now that that's over, time for the questions!

Nova: If I ever have to do that again-

Dusk: The first is for… all of us!

Sprx: Say what?

Brambleclaw: I have a feeling this is centered on me.

Me: You're absolutely right, Brambleclaw.

Brambleclaw: (Groans)

EVERYONE, I want you to guess who will win the argument: Percy Jackson, or Brambleclaw?

Person: Who do you think will, (Censored)?

Me: That's just rude, Person. TO THE OBEDIENCE ROOM!

Person: (Being dragged away) NO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

Squirrelflight: WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING?!

Antauri: WE MUST ALL CALM DOWN!

Percy: LIKE I SAID, THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT CALMING DOWN!

Me: That's over now, Percy. Let's get to the next-

Sprx: So… Nova… um…

Antauri: Cut off this scene. It may get M rated.

(Scene is cut off…)

(40 minutes later…)

Me: OMFG.

Brambleclaw: Awkward.

Chiro: I will never watch MA rated action/romance movies again.

Jinmay: You do that?

Me: ON TO THE QUESTIONS!

Dusk: (Laugh) Next is for (Laugh) Annabeth (Laugh)

Sprx: Wait… we never answered the question!

ALL: BRAMBLECLAW!

Percy: Why betray me?!

Annabeth, would you rather kiss Percy or Grover? XD

Me: I think the answer is quite obvious, Dusk.

Otto: She's going to say Grover.

Me: 0.o

Annabeth: … Um, Percy!

Me: Thank goodness!

Dusk: The answer was obvious… no offense, Grover.

Grover: None taken.

Me: Now, I triple dog dare you two to make out!

Sprx: G RATED!

Me: Oh… okay, never mind.

Nova: Add some humor here!

Annabeth: You're hardly trying!

Taia: Actually, she's the master of dry humor. Don't expect to fall out of your chair laughing.

Me: YEAH! Oh… HEY!

Luke: Join me, Demeter's Child!

Me: It's just my PenName.

Luke: Whatever!

Dusk: The next is for Grover!

Grover (if you're there), if you could take Poseidon's position as the Sea God, what would you do?

Grover: Rule the ocean. DUH.

Percy: (Anime sweat drop) That's not all my dad does.

Poseidon: I rule all salt water, the creatures in it, protect the sea from the ancient titans, and drink pina colada!

Percy: Really? I think the colada stuff is too coconutty.

Poseidon: Not under the sea.

Percy: Awesome!

Nova: Please get back on topic.

Sprx: I LOVE PINA COLADA! (Drinks some)

Voice: (Singing) YUMMY!

Me: Do you know the meaning of for the staff?!

Sprx: Demi, Demi, Demi. I am a HYPERFORCE member. I count as your staff!

Me: Then get me a doughnut.

Sprx: (Throws away drink) I'm not your staff.

Me: Good.

Dusk: Okay, next is for Nova.

Nova, do you think Sprx needs some anger pills?

Nova: YES. I thank you for giving me a reason to admit it!

Sprx: I'm taking some right now.

Voice: (Singing) ANGER CONTROL!

Sprx: (Rolls his eyes)

Me: Okay, next one!

Thalia: Is there any for me?

Dusk: (Looks through mail) None.

Thalia: (Growls)

Antauri, when was the last time you got angry? Also, what did you do when you were angry?

Me: Okay, I can't ever remember a single episode that you got mad, Antauri. You always seem calm and controlled.

Antauri: Well, I am… but have never recalled a time myself that I got angry except for the events of Soul of Evil, which bothered me quite a lot.

Sprx: I hated it too… all my fault, all my fault…

Nova: It isn't your fault, Sparky.

Me: I love Spova!

Nova: What's Spova?

Sprx: What's Gibova?

Dusk: You don't want to know.

Me: Okay, next!

Dusk: This is for Spottedpath:

Spottedpath, if you could choose a mate without any protests from him, who would you pick? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER! TELL THE TRUTH!

Me: You're now Spotted-doomed.

Spottedpath: (Blushes) I can't answer that.

Me: Oh, everyone has answered this at least once. Say something!

Spottedpath: Something. Now leave me alone!

Brambleclaw: Just say who it is.

Spottedpath: Fine… it's…

Voice: (Dashing through the snow…) (Covers confession)

Me: I need to go faster! Next question!

Dusk: The next is for Sprx:

Sprx, would you rather hit Otto in the face with pie, or hit Nova in the face with cake?

Sprx: Otto! Jeez, I love Nova! Why would I do that? But if she loves Antauri, I don't mind.

Nova: Sparky, I…

Sprx: do love him? DON'T YOU? ADMIT IT!

Nova: Sprx!

Sprx: I'm just another teammate, am I?

Nova: Sprx-77! Stop right now!

Sprx: It's okay. I don't care. Just run into his calming arms, will you?

Nova: SPRX, STOP!!

(Silence)

Nova: I was going to say… watch out! (Throws cake at him)

Sprx: Hey!

(Chase each other around, having a cake fight)

Me: I'm not cleaning that up.

Voice: (Singing) DRAMA!

Dusk: The next one is for Gibson.

Gibson, would you rather dominate the world, or have Skeleton King as your experimental lab-rat?

Gibson: I shall never 'dominate' the world, as you humans say. I would have him as a lab rat. I need one.

Me: Okay, next one!

Dusk: This is for Leafpool and Crowfeather.

Leafpool and Crowfeather, there are rumors that you two are the real parents to Jaypaw and Hollypaw. Do you thinks it's true?

Leafpool: Not really. It's just a rumor, after all. You can't believe every single thing you hear.

Crowfeather: I agree.

Me: The motion is seconded.

Sprx: I hear a lot about the parent rumor. The DL is… it's highly possible. THINK ABOUT IT!

Me: Return to your own show, please.

Otto: Sparky just said 'DL'! (Laughs)

Dusk: The next one is for Nova.

Nova, would you rather make out with Percy or make out with Antauri? (You should've expected this from me, DemeterChild...*snickers*)

Me: Why wouldn't I? You are an Antova fan, am I right?

Dusk: Yeah, kind of.

Nova: How about neither?

Sprx: YES! NEITHER!

Me: Nobody said that she couldn't say that. NEXT!

Dusk: This is for Firestar.

Firestar, would you rather let Sprx shove you in a tub of cheese, or let DemeterChild soak you in saltwater?

Firestar (Cat): Cheese, please.

Me: Bring it out, Otto!

(Otto drags in a huge tub of parmesan.)

Me: Take a dip, kitty! MUAHAHA!

Sprx: I get to be cruel! YES! (Throws Firestar in)

Me: See you next time! Send in more!