A.N. Well I have been gone for a while but some good things have happened and I wanted to write again. First when I took a test for driver's training I got only 4 wrong out of 100 problems and the teacher said it was the best grade so far. So that made my day and I got a review and it made me happy cause I was having writer's block, which is horrible. So if this chapter sucks then blame it on that and its short... so yeah...
Act 7: Miroku is so cute!
We come upon the scene of Miroku sprawled out on a couch in Kagome Higurashi's living room while wearing a drag out-fit. Black lace up boots, a black knee lank skirt, red top and a purple wig made up the ensemble. Muffled laughter was heard from where the stairs reached into the room then a bright flash followed by more giggling.
Groaning in mild annoyance, Miroku rolled over onto his back expecting to come into contact with more of his bed, but instead he rolled of the couch and fell to the floor with a loud oomph. Sitting up when he heard outrageous laughter and bright lights in his peripheral vision he swung around to see Souta with a digital camera snapping off pictures and another little boy that he didn't know the name of sit there giggling. When the two little kids saw that their source of amusement was awake now they quickly scrambled out of the room by way of fleeing up the stairs. Now this would have been fine by Miroku, no little kids to bother him as he woke up, but then he remembered that they had horrible pictures of him and there were computers with Internet access upstairs and they were evil enough to spread those pictures across the web. He had to stop them!
Running across the room as well as he could in boots with a two inch heel, he took off after the evil rugrats. After climbing up the stairs, he paused to listen for the tell tale sign of laughter to lead him to Souta and the unknown kid. The quiet giggles reached his ears and he slowly creeped down the hallway intent on not giving away his position. Stopping at Souta's door he expertly turned the door knob so that it didn't make any noise, then he slammed the door open scaring the occupants inside.
"AHHHHHH!"
Now, he knew Souta was young, but he didn't think his voice was that high when he screamed, taking a closer look he saw Kagome sitting on the floor at the end of the bed. But what really got him was the camera in her hands. She must have seen the drag pictures, man this was horribly embarrassing.
"Kagome, may I see that camera for a minute?" Miroku asked politely.
"Ummm... You know I think I'm going to keep it right over here."
"Fine. If you do not hand it over willingly then I will have to take it by force." Miroku stated. Crossing the room in a couple large steps, he stood in front of Kagome.
Faintly he heard the door close and two pairs of foot steps trample down the steps. "We are all alone Kagome, no one to help you now!" He laughed dramatically to add effect.
"You know you don't look very threatening when you are dressed up as a hooker and you have old make-up crusted on you face..." Pointed out Kagome while trying to keep herself from laughing.
Miroku pouted. "It's not my fault, you picked out these clothes. And you were the one that wanted to go out on the town. And tell me again why I couldn't be the one to dress up as a guy?"
"Oh cause it was much funner this way." Chirped Kagome, making sure the camera was well away from Miroku's hands and eyes.
"Still wasn't fair. Now are you going to let me see that camera?"
"Oh yeah sure." Handing the camera over to Miroku she stepped pass him and walked out of the room.
"Ah ha! I have the pictures!" Turning the camera on he got ready to delete all the drag pictures of himself. Only to watch in horror as a screen popped up saying there wasn't any memory. She... she tricked him! She stole the memory card! He knew it was to easy to get the camera back.
Rushing out of the room he ran down the hall and banged on Kagome's door. "Kagome Lyn Higurashi! You had better let me in this instance or I will never talk to you again!" Miroku called out over his banging.
Laughter was his only response.
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Later that day, Kagome, Miroku, and Shippo, who had stopped by earlier wondering when they were going to have another practice, were all sitting on the couch just staring into space and occasionally talking. When all of a sudden Miroku said, "Let's have an orgy."
Silence. Then...
BAM, CRASH, THUMP.
"Stupid pervert..."
The opening the door by turning the door knob silently is so much fun and I have scared my sisters so many times by doing that. So much fun!
The whole orgy thing is from this guy named Brice that was in my drivers training class.
Definition of orgy is three or more people with their shoes off... That is why I added Shippo, I couldn't help it!
Well, there is your new chapter and I had better get reviews or I'll cry!
Oh and funner is a word... Yes it is!
