Okay, so after some writer's block, I've decided to update this…I don't think this installment is very good, but it's all I could think of.

ABC CAFÉ

*Les Amis are sitting around or entering the café. Random fan girls are attempting to glomp some of them*

FEUILLY: Enjolrash!

CORUFEYRAC: Anjelruss!

COMBEFERRE: Enjolrusu!

AUDIENCE: *cringe*

ENJOLRAS: *facepalm*…will they ever get it right? Oh well…

THE TIME IS NEAR.

SO NEAR,

IT'S STIRRING THE BLOOD-

JEHAN: But blood makes me sick!

COMBEFERRE: Then you really shouldn't be here…

ENJOLRAS: Shut up, Combeferre, don't scare away the recruits!

JEHAN:…?

ENJOLRAS: Alright, so first we need to offer up prayers to Marat and-

MARIUS: *waltz in dazed and confused* I-I-I-

ENJOLRAS: Tardiness Marius, tsk, tsk,

JOLY: What's wrong with you-

MARIUS: Where to begin?

JOLY: I mean today, specifically, you look more dazed and confused than usual.

YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST.

JEHAN: I'm afraid of ghosts!

GRANTAIRE: Have some booze, that always makes clears up my mind!

MARIUS: I saw a girl! AND SHE WAS PRETTY! EVEN PRETTIER THAN YOU, ENJOLRAS!

GRANTAIRE: Hahaha! I'm agog! Marius has become a 19th centaury version of a player! HE'S SUCH A DON GEE-WAHN!

SPANISH SPEAKERS: *cringe*

ENJOLRAS: *angry and slightly jealous* MARIUS! How could you? You know that heterosexuality is not an option for any Ami!

COURFEYRAC: Even I know that!

JEHAN: It's alright Marius. We'll support you in what ever makes you happy.

ENJOLRAS: No, we won't. Now everyone, let's glare at Marius as we sing!

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!

JEHAN: *pukes*

ENJOLRAS: *facepalm*…I'm surrounded my complete idiots…

Alright, again this time!

EVERYONE: *Fortissimo at Marius* RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!

ENJOLRAS: This is because of your bourgeois grandpa!

EVERYONE: *again with the fortissimo at Marius* BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST!

ENJOLRAS: This is for your bourgeois GIRLFRIEND!

MARIUS: You can't be mean to me! I'm a baron!

ENJOLRAS: Yeah, a second-generation baron under Napoleon. Pfft. That's like, nothing.

MARIUS: But-but-but…uhm…

ENJOLRAS: *sarcastic! It burns* Oh, Great comeback…*they continue to argue*

JEHAN: *to Combeferre* Hey, who was that lazy guy we used to know?

COMBEFERRE: Who?

JEHAN: You know, the lazy but rowdy one…Bernad, maybe?

COMBEFERRE: I still don't follow.

JEHAN: Uhm…maybe it was…Benedict?

COMBEFERRE:…

BOSSUET: Oh, I remember him…wasn't it something like Benoit?

-back to the argument-

ENJOLRAS: A girl is going to distract you from the insurrection I'm planning once I murder Lamarque…you didn't hear that last part…

MARIUS: But I'm not even a Republican! I only come because I need friends!

ENJOLRAS: Well wake-up Marius, we're not your friends! (so don't sing a song in ACT 2 about how much you miss us!)

MARIUS: But didn't you see her? She's my soul-mate! I've even got my neighbor finding her address for me!

ENJOLRAS: Yeah, I saw her. And she looks like a nun. A skanky nun. And she's brunette…blonds have more fun…And I'm pretty and blond! You why don't you love me?

MARIUS: *double-take* Wait, what?

GAVROCHE: Hey! Listen to me! I crave attention!

ENJOLRAS: This better be good kid, or I'll strangle you with my hair ribbon.

COMBEFERRE: You know, Enjolras, threatening children isn't good…

GAVROCHE: General Lamarque is dead!

ENJOLRAS: Yes! He swallowed the rat poison!…I mean, that's so tragic! He was the only one who spoke for the poor in this f*** up Orleanist society!

BOSSUET: So…what do we do now?

ENJOLRAS: Do what we always do, sing a song about it!

*no one has a problem this.*

ENJOLRAS: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING,

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN?

JOLY: *whispering to BOSSUET* Who is he talking to?

FEUILLY: So, we're singing a song, a about people singing a song, about people singing a song…

COMBEFERRE: WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE?

JOLY:…wait, do we have to FIGHT?

FEUILLY: WILL YOU GIVE ALL YOU CAN GIVE,

SO THAT OUR BANNER MAY ADVANCE,

SOME WILL FALL AND SOME WILL LIVE

MARIUS:…wait, we have to die?

BOSSUET: I should have seen this coming.

FEUILLY: THE BLOOD OF THE MARTYRS WILL WATER THE MEADOWS OF FRANCE!

JEHAN: EW! More blood! *pukes again*

ENJOLRAS: This revolt is going to be a total and utter failure…

Tehehe, Enji has a crush on Marius…

So uhm, reviews please? I feel lonely…