No I'm not dead, I'm just a horrible person. I have become recently madly obsessed with drawing, I have also been more committed to school work lately. I also have a nasty habit of procrastinating. I apologize to everyone reading this story, and I would like to thank everyone who has commented on or read this story.

Mr. Nobody stop reading my mind :P I had decided from the beginning that Auto was gonna be a cyborg. Oh and thanks for reminding me, i will go back and add a description of Supply-R. You can find it at the bottom of Burn-E's first chapter.

dcp1992, thanks for following me so far! I really like hearing that your still reading this!

Blah, If your still reading this I promise, I will go back and fix the talkative Wall-E problem...Eventually

whodarep08, I like that idea, I might do a one shot about it but its not fitting in well in my head to the story line here.

To everyone else that I didnt mention/didnt comment I know your out there and thank you so much!


I woke up immediately, my internal clock telling me it was 5:30. Wake up, get ready, check systems, check alerts, every day, for the past 700 years. When I volunteered for this job I forgot how slow time passes. Nothing changed on this ship, nothing exciting happened. People lived and died, but no one had been here as long as I had. Living forever got horribly dull. At first I stopped my boredom by becoming acquainted with others on the ship. That ended badly, making friends, falling in love, acting human, and then watching those close too me grow old and die while I stayed the same.

I was chosen as the best among the autopilots, I was Auto, the Auto, I was also immortal, enhanced with robotic schematics that kept the human half of me alive. A cyborg, no one could tell just looking at me that I was only half real, only half there, that I was over 700 years old. The operation had originally been made so that it could be distributed to other genetically enhanced humans but after an unfortunate accident involving an eccentric entertainer driven a bit mad by the idea of immortality we stopped distributing the operation. Little by little all who had been given the operation was deemed hostile or mentally unstable and now they were currently in the brig while we worked on a way to reverse the operation. So far it was impossible to remove the mechanics without killing the person.

I stretched my arms above my head and read through the alerts, the probe ship had returned, the one Eve was on. I decided to ignore my pride and apologize to her. She and GO-4 were some of the few friends I allowed myself to have so to have her still angry at me would be a problem. She had started the argument, but she didn't know about my directive. She didn't know that earth was uninhabitable and we couldn't send more cleaners because they couldn't help.

I glanced down at specifics of the trip and my heart nearly stopped. One of the girls had come back with a plant, Eve had come back with a plant. "Damn it" I muttered and hit a button setting off GO-4's alarm clock. I heard the crash followed by a muttered swear as GO-4 fell out of bed, some scrambling about ensued and then GO-4 hurried out, standing strait and emotionless as usual even though I knew that just a moment ago she was nervous and a bit frantic about getting ready fast enough.

"GO-4, Eve has returned with a plant, I want you to retrieve this plant and dispose of it without anyone noticing."

"Yes sir," she replied and hurried off. Not even GO-4 knew about my directive, she just obeyed every order without question. GO-4 was an odd one, always hiding her emotions when on the bridge or following some order or other but at free moments without any work to be done she would immediately relax becoming rather carefree. I watched her hurry off, wondering how Eve would react when she realized the plant was missing.


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Auto: 6'3, Strait, short black hair, red eyes, one is robotic and looks a lot like robot Auto's eye and the other is human, Auto wears a white uniform with black and red accents, he also has a hat, he doesnt look like a cyborg, he looks totally human, Auto was about 23 years of age when he got the operation and is now 723. He is also very pale, everyone on the Axiom is very pale (except for people of different nationalities) Wall-E has quite a tan and so thats totally new to people.

Oh and you know how real briefly Auto mentions an eccentric entertainer that went insane? That was Magici-N for anyone who knows who that is. He is a very egotistical Wall-E OC that was created by arkham-insanity whom you can find on Fanfiction and on Deviant Art. Im just such a fan that i couldnt help myself but throw that in real quick.