"It is my humble KittyKatt!"

3 seconds later

Lip-nibbling with Dave the laugh. He is by far the worlds most amazing snogger!

4 Seconds Later

Tongues! 6 on the snogging scale! Brillopads!

5 Minuets Later

"Okay, enough, We're going to be late, so unless you two feel like sprinting to the park you have to stop!" Wow! Rollo can be forceful when he's in the mood.

10 Seconds Later

Walking to the park with the Aces the boys ran on ahead so they wouldn't miss kick-off. Whatever that it...

1 Second Later

"So, are you are Dave the laughy Laugh official snogging partners then" Now I have a nosy Rosie too.

"Non, Not yet I don't think!"

"Oui, Gee you must be"

"Non, Ro-Ro I don't think we are!"

"Oui"

"Non"

"Oui"

"Non"

"Oui"

"Non"

"Oui"

"Non"

5 seconds Later

"Oui"

"Rosie, I haven't asked him yet and he hasn't asked me!"

5 Minuets Later

Sat in the park, under the trees, watching the boys play football. I think I'll work on my tanning. Just put my legs out in the sun and I can stay nice and cool and have browny brown legs. Marvy!

3 Minuets Later

The boys are on a quick break now and their running towards us!

4 Seconds Later

OW! Dave is now sitting on top of me! 'Oo-er' But not in that way.

"So, KittyKatt are we official snogging partners then?"

"Oui, I think that I might just like that! But Dave what about Emma, isn't it a bit soon or something?"

"We ended things ages ago, I tried to tell you when I brought the kitty treats for Angus but your, um... Mutti interrupted us!"

"Oh, Okay then, Dave?"

"Yes, Sex Kitty"

"Get off Me!"

"What's the rush KittyKatt, don't I get a snog first?"

1 Second later

Snogging Dave. He's still sat on me for that matter but I don't think anybody cares.

1 Minuet Later

The boys have just been called back to the pitch so I can once again work on my tan.

I have finally plighted my troth though to the one and only Dave the Tart!

1 Second Later

My one and only Dave The Laugh, Jack Le Biscuit and Hornmeister!

2 Seconds Later

Gadzooks! What is here doing here?