Title: Anonymous.
Author: Heiwajima Shizuo.
Rating: T.
Warning: AU-ish, swearing, and innuendos. Rating might go up too.
Summary: Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. But what will they do in order to find out who they are? What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is?

Sorry about the mistakes! D:


"Eh! Don't you think it's a little… too early?" School ended around 15 minutes ago and Kyohei, Tom, and I decided to all hang out at my place.

If I haven't said anything about him already, Tom is a long time family friend of mine.

The two of us met when we were kids, Tom being a year older than me. We're both in the same grade, but not because he failed. He just started school a year later.

Ever since we were younger, we only saw each other on special occasions like his or my birthday, Christmas, New Years, and when things within either one of our families would happen. Since he lived in Komae and I live in Ikebukuro, we can't just walk over and see each other whenever we want.

Lucky for us, just the other day, I woke up at around 3 in the morning to see him knocking on my door. Apparently his parents spoke to mine, and now we're attending school together.

So for years now, we've been attending different schools until today.

Until his parents find him a place of his own, he's staying with me.

When he first got here, he apologized for staying and being 'burden.' But Tom isn't. He's like an older brother figure to me and I know if I needed a place to stay in Komae, he would offer me his the way I'm offering mine.

Anyways, after school we went to go find Shinra and ask if he wanted to come over. Since today was Tom's first day meeting Kyohei, I thought why not introduce him to Shinra too?

But when we found him, he was with that mother fucker—I mean, Izaya. Oops.

When we asked Shinra if he wanted to hang out with us, he acted really nervous and I swear, I think I saw him begin to panic.

Thinking about it, he's been acting really strange around me lately. But who knows? That might just be me. I mean, he was standing in between me and Izaya.

Any normal person would be scared seeing as I would destroy almost anything to get to Izaya and rip his head off.

"No." I reply.

"But—" I cut Kyohei off.

"What's so weird about it?" I ask Kyohei as I lean back into my couch, my friend sitting on the other couch to my left. The sound of Tom looking through the fridge for something to eat can be heard from where I am.

"You haven't even met 'Kanra' and you're already saying you like him?" Kyohei asks me absolutely bewildered.

"Yeah." I say back simply.

What's so weird about that?

"But you don't even know who this guy really is!" Kyohei exclaims.

Ok well—I guess he does have a point.

Although this comment is rather irrelevant, this is one of the things I like about Kyohei.

He doesn't seem effected at all after learning of my non-existent sexual preference. Instead of badgering me with questions like an annoying teenage girl or something, Kyohei left it alone without asking questions and simply let it be.

With my arm on the arm rest next to me, I keep my head up with my hand, "But I already know enough about him to make up for that."

Although I feel like that's an extremely valid comeback, the face on Kyohei's face says so otherwise.

After taking a long sip out of his can of juice, Kyohei looks at me skeptically before saying, "Really?"

"Yepp." I reply, hearing Tom calling us from the kitchen behind us.

"I'm going to make some soup you guys, want some?"

"Sure!" Both Kyohei and I say at the same time.

Until Tom brought up food, I didn't even realize how hungry I really am. I had to skip out on lunch today to help Tom and show him around the school.

Buzz. Buzz.

Looking over my shoulder at the vibrating sound behind me, I watch as he reaches into his school pants for his cell phone. Placing it next to his ear, Tom covers the receiver and says to us, "I'll be back in a bit; I have to talk to my parents."

As he continues to talk, he makes his way into my bed room."Yeah mom, I'm doing just fine."

"Shizuo?" Turning my attention away from the hallway Tom disappeared into, I face Kyohei. With his arms crossed, a little habit of his I've just noticed, as his juice rest on the coffee table he asks me "You say you know some things about this guy you've been talking to, over the internet, right?"

"Yeah."

"Like?" He says. "I'm worried you're getting too serious over someone you haven't even met, Shizuo."

Opening my mouth to speak, I quickly close it.

Wait—

What do I know about him?

I mean, I know some things like the fact he has two younger siblings, likes the color red, has dark hair, attends Raira, is a senior just like me, Kyohei, and Tom, has a knack for making things sound dirtier than they really are, loves humans because they never cease to surprise him, and some other stuff I just can't think of right now.

And besides, once we actually meet each other and spend time with one another, we'll get to know more about each other.

"Well?" Kyohei says, completely breaking my train of thought.

"He attends Raira with us." I say as I watch him pick up his juice before giving me a look.

Ok, good start and judging from Kyohei's expression, he seems to be waiting for me to continue.

Hmm… what else is there?

Oh yeah.

"Uh… he is a senior, his favorite color is red, has siblings, he has a unique way of talking, he's always, I guess, 'hyper' when we talk, is interested in humans, dark hair—" I stop when I notice Kyohei's expression.

"Wait, 'hyper' and 'interested in humans'? 'Dark hair'? Why does that sound familiar?" He asks, the volume of his voice throwing me off. Was he asking me? Or himself?

As he takes a sip of his juice, we hear the sound of Tom flipping his phone closed, entering the living room.

"You guys talking about Shinra?" I look over to see Tom sit on the other end of the couch I am resting on.

"Accckk!"

"Are you ok, Kyohei?" Tom asks from his spot on the couch, looking over his shoulder at our friend.

Turning my head at the sound of someone choking, I watch Kyohei stand up from the couch and run into the kitchen. Finally reaching the sink, I watch him spit and listen to him cough roughly as something goes off in my head and my eyes widen.

Hyper.

Shinra can make lightning look dull and lifeless in comparison to his energetic personality.

Interested in humans.

Ever since we were kids, Shinra's always had a strange attitude towards my body due to my abnormal strength saying it surprised him to see someone be able to lift up a fridge. In fact, he's always found some strange interest with the human body in general.

Dark hair.

Shinra is a dark haired brunette—

Kanra-san—he can't possibly be Shinra.

I mean, sure Shinra seems to fit that and the rest of the things I just listed off, and sure he's been acting strange around me lately but—but—

"You ok, Shizuo? You look kind of, sick?" Tom asks me, looking at me worriedly.

Knock. Knock.

"I'll get it." Tom says as he gets up from the couch and makes his way towards the door.

Knock. Knock.

"I'm coming, just wait!"

After hearing a little 'click' indicating the door being opened, I hear the cheerful voice of my friend burst in.

"Hello~!"

"Hello, Shinra." Tom says, stepping to the side to let the brunette in.

Still on the couch, I look over to Kyohei and we both shoot each other a shocked glance.

With both our eyes wide, I already know what he's thinking and let me just say, I am pretty sure it is along the lines of what's going through mine.

Kanra-san is… Shinra?

As I feel something poking my cheek, I turn to see Shinra sitting right next to me on the couch, in between Tom and I. "Uh… are you ok, Shizuo-kun?"

Feeling my face heat up I nod.

"I'm just f-fine Kan-Shinra!" I stutter out as he gives me a strange look.


"I'll see you later, Izaya-kun."

"Later~" After saying good bye to Shinra, I take my cell phone out and text Namie.

'Where are you?'

Since Shinra is most likely on his way over to the protozoan's house since he was invited over just a little while ago, here I am stuck at school, by myself. School has ended just 10 minutes ago and the two of us were on our way to go find Namie.

The three of us are in the same class so I have no idea how she could've left class without Shinra or myself even noticing. No offense to Namie, but she isn't graceful enough to sneak out early or leave without catching my attention.

As I run a hand through my hair, I feel a moderate and consistent vibrating in my pocket. It must be a text from Namie. She's always had this thing for texting right after receiving one. It's actually really convenient.

Whenever I need to ask her if I can come over when I'm bored, or anything, I never had to wait 10 minutes just to get a 9 worded reply.

Reaching for my cell phone, I pull it out and why look at that; it is a text from Namie.

'I'm inside getting tutored in English.'

I smirk as I begin to text back.

'You're getting tutored? Haha!'

I thought she was doing great in English. I mean, whenever we're sitting there listening to our teacher drone on about Romeo and Juliet, she looks as if she understand every single thing he's saying. And whenever our poor excuse of a teacher asks us if anyone needs any help, she never holds her hand up.

Guess her ego is too big to let her ask for assistance.

Buzz. Buzz.

'IT'S NOT FUNNY, OK?'

I snicker to myself imaging her face burn red with anger and embarrassment.

It so is.

'Where are you?' I text her before sticking my cell phone back into my pocket.

Deeming it too windy outside, I quickly make my way into the school, past a few girls checking out this sex God, AKA me, and begin to wander the hallways aimlessly.

Since Shizu-chan left early with his new friend, and Dotachiin, I wasn't able to have a little fun with the Neanderthal. I haven't seen him for the whole day!

I was so bored!

But when I did finally see him, Shinra was standing in between us. And I'm pretty sure he wouldn't hurt our mutual brunette friend just to punch my in the face…I think.

Speaking of that glasses wearing boy, this entire day, we've been talking about Yuki-san and my new discovery.

This discovery of course being the fact that Yuki-san is actually Kida Masaomi, a senior in Shizu-chan's class next door. When I told Shinra, he started acting quite strange and unfortunately, I can't say I know why.

Normally, I'd be able to read Shinra like an open book. But I swear, he's been hanging around Shizu-chan way too much because it's starting to become more difficult to get into the brunette's head.

Buzz. Buzz.

Going up the flight of stairs on my right, I check my phone to see I have another text from Namie.

'Why?'

Stopping at the top of the stairs, I look up to see another flight of stairs. With a shrug, I make my way up as I text my reply.

''Cause I need help with that subject too, just like a little Miss. Failing English Class.'

'I was going to tell you where I am, but after that, have fun looking for me.'

'I'm kidding Namie-chan! Just tell me where you are! Shinra just left and I'm bored!'

When I'm done texting, I slip my phone back into my left, back pocket, and continue my useless and boring adventure around the school.

I am currently on the third floor of the school and it seems that I am the only one up here. Looking to my left and then to my right, a picture of Hanejiwa Yuuhei catches my attention.

After closer inspection, it looks like there's a fan club for the guy here.

I can't help but snicker, stupid girls. The guy doesn't even know you exist yet you worship him like a God. You make a fan club over some guy who might be a jack ass for all you know!

Buzz. Buzz.

Checking my phone, it's yet another text from Namie.

'If you must know, I'm in the west wing, second floor, in Konomura-sensei's room. A student is tutoring so I don't think he'd mind.'


"Namie-chaaan~!"

"Izaya?"

As I skip into the room Namie said she is being tutored in, after kicking the door open loudly, I slip into the chair next to her with a smile.

With the entire class looking at me after yelling, and bursting into the room unexpectedly, I act as if I don't notice their looks and the girls staring at me like I'm the only guy in the room.

Now if you ask me, I might as well be the only male in here!

From the way these girls are staring, these other guys in here have no chance.

Sorry everyone.

I can't help it if I'm this attractive.

"Izaya?" I hear Namie's voice call my name.

Cocking my head to the side to look at the young woman next to me, the expression on her voice tells me I've done my part in annoying her for the day.

"Mmm'yes, Namie-chaaan?"

"Be quiet!" She growls quietly at me before looking down at her notes, waiting for the tutor to come help her.

Geez. Who stuck a pole up her up tight ass?

Just because she's failing one, tiny little subject doesn't mean she can get snappy with me!

Opening my mouth to mock the fact she's freaking failing, I see someone standing next to Namie through my peripheral.

"Excuse me? You're Yagiri Namie, right?"

I look at Namie, who looks up and nods. "Yes."

"So you need help with your Romeo and Juliet work in English, right?"

With an embarrassed expression, she nods. "Y-yeah."

"I'll be your tutor today—" As I look up took look at Namie's tutor, my eyes widen before a smirk crosses me face.

"My name is—"

"Kida Masaomi."

Turning away from Namie, the blonde senior turns to look at me questioningly, my ruby eyes locking with bright amber ones. "Do you need help too?"

Standing up, I walk around Namie and over to Kida before taking his hand and pulling him into the hallway.

"Izaya? Kida-kun? Where are you two going?" Namie calls after us as I close the door behind the two of us.

Finally in the hallway I turn to look at Kida, who's face is lit up in a deep blush, his smaller hand still in mine. Looking at him, the guy isn't half bad. In fact, he's actually pretty hot.

And just like he said, he's blonde, amber eyed, a senior, and a guy.

"O-Orihara-k-kun? What was that about?" He asks as I look down at the shorter male.

Wah~! I thought he was the taller one, but I'm a good 3 inches taller.

Guess he won't be the one topping.

Oh well.

"What are you—ow!" After letting go of his hand, I slam him rougly against the wall next to the closed, classroom door.

Oops, I didn't mean to shove him that hard.

My bad.

After taking a step closer to him and moving my hands to rest on either side of the blonde head of hair, against the wall, I lean in.

I finally found you, Yuki-san.


Sorry if the ending is a little sped up. Oh! And I have a feeling this is going to become rated M soon xD

Soooo~ tell me what you think? :DD