Fom Major Mike Powell III,
So, a contest it is. Interesting. 'Can't wait to see what you've got under that sleeve of yours, son.
May I suggest a sniping competition? See who's the best with an M82 Barret .50 caliber sniper rifle. What'cha think?
Now, questions to keep this fic alive...
Izumi-san, do you watch "The Simpsons"? Who's your favorite character?
Anna-chan, what's your favorite shoujo-ai anime? Who's your favorite character?
Mitzuki-chan, don't be angry. Don't you see the boy had a panic attack? XD Now, do you often miss your parents?
Yoshi-prick...you're a prick. Hah!
Pochi, rah rr rr rr rr rah rah rah, rah, rah rah rr rr rr rah?
And that's it for today. Keep it up, son! Update ASAP!
Semper-Fi! Carry on!
Izumi: Have you realized that I always get the first question? Anyway, yes I do, and my favorite character is definitely Homer! I love watching him get hurt, just like I love watching Yoshitaka get hurt! In fact...
Yoshi: Ah shit... (runs away)
(grabs both of them) Ah no you don't! He still has a question to answer!
Yoshi: Phew, I'LL LIVE!!
Izumi: That's not a question, you're a prick does not qualify as a question.
Oh yeah, then murder him for all I care.
Yoshi: WHAT?!
Izumi: (Evil gleam in her eyes)
Yoshi: Dammit, why me? (gets punched to miles away)
Anna: Anyway, moving on. Those are very easy questions to answer. My favorite anime? THIS ONE. My favorite character? ME!!
Mitzuki: I miss my home sometimes but not much. I like it here, it's always so fun!
Pochi: rr rr rah, RAH RAH RRR RAH RR? rah rr rr rr rr rah rah rah, rah, rah rah rr rr rr rah? RR RAH RAH RAH? (translation: As for me, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 'Why don't I try to build a mile long ice cream cone, then, jump off a bridge while playing pacman? WHAT THE CRAP?)
From loubell,
Sounds good to me. Now for the questions...
Izumi-chan: If you were shipwrecked on an island and you could choose three people or things to bring with you who or what would you choose?
Yoshi-kun: 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Anna-chan: If there were two Izumi-chan's with the same exact everything and one was a clone while the other was real, And you had to pick the original Izumi-chan or else she would die what would you do?
Mitzuki-chan: You won a free vacation cruz and you could three people who would they be and what do you want to happen on your cruz?
Izumi-chan's and Yoshi-kun's questions are trick questions and if you think of it a little it really makes sense. Don't worry they're not double negative. I know Izumi-chan will do good but Yoshi-kun exactly wasn't born with a brain if you know what I mean.
M.M.P.I: I'm going to start calling you Micheal-kun from now on. Or Lieutenant-kun maybe Michi-kun I like last one though. So Michi-kun question... if they're in a sniping competition what will they be shooting at exactly? Cause I don't want it to be a fight to the death I like both of them.
-loubell
Izumi: Easy, A FIGHTER PLANE! I would just fly off the island! And after that, I would use the machine guns to MURDER YOSHITAKA!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshi: (scared like crazy) I really hope she never gets on an island with anything she wants. As for my first two questions, I would just buy A GIANT REFRIGERATOR! As for the third, I have no idea. As for the last, I'd pay Pochi to tell them not to eat me!
Pochi: (mutters) rr rah rr rah rah rah rr rah rah. (translation: I would tell them TO EAT HIM INSTEAD!)
Yoshi: Did you say something Pochi?
Pochi: (suspiciously) rrr... (translation: nooo...)
Anna: Anyway, I would guess, BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!! (GLOMP)
Mitzuki: I would bring Anna, Izumi, and Otou-san. I wouldn't need to bring Yoshitaka because he would just buy a ticket himself and come along. I hope everyone would start fighting eventually, because FIGHTING IS FUN!
(A/N: The statements used in this fanfic are not the actual opinions of the author... Ah who am I kidding? I AGREE COMPLETELY!!)
Another chapter gone great! And the conest fic is going to come out very soon too!
