Author- What's happening my fellow Neptuniacs, well by majority vote the bold lettering will be used less often now, spoilers will be kept to a minimum and once again to all my reviewers,followers,faves, I thank you all so much.
Neptunes Filler Statement
Ahem,ladies and gentlemen I,the heroine of this fanfic Neptune present to you tadadada! Nepstation! For our line up we have...100 reasons why Shin Arisato is a cutie patootie! Reason number one...heh...*troll face* can't really think of a reason right now. Oh well, better luck next time readers!
Somewhere in Lowee
"Alright Er, when are we going to fill Shinji in fully on Project Overlord?"
"I told you it's not worth mentioning until our master say's so"
"Agh but I hate hate hate! Lying to our adorable Shinji"
"sigh It's not in my nature to deceive other's either, no matter how much of a worthless perv he may be, I don't know, I suppose it doesn't feel right.."
"So what now? Have we fulfilled our purpose? Are we even going to get the second chance we were promised.."
"Girls it's not wise to question his highness, that's how people like us get disposed of"
"Oh great it's you."
"What's wrong aren't you two happy to be greeted by Lastation's one and only sacred user?"
"What business do you have with us Terra"
"Shiki Shiki Shiki, did I say you could use my name? I told you a thousand time's before you and everyone else will refer to me as God"
"Heh, not a chance in hell.."
"Ah always with the smart comebacks Eri, just know I'm not like your precious Shin, I don't have need of any guides, I guess some people are just born for greatness, speaking of which, the greatness that stands before you right now is getting rather bored with fetch quests and hunting monsters,no matter how advanced Lastation is ,I'm just not getting any good thrills anymore,do you mind if I speed the process just a teansy bit?"
"Dont you dare!"
"Shiki calm down,we can't lose our cool in front of this bastard"
"Tisk tisk tisk I expected a better answer out of you two besides it's not just me! Overlord Lazarus is also in a fighting mood these days,he want's to fight that washed up has been Draig, it's apparently been a long time coming, Planeptune and Lastation even in Gamindustri's Underworld are meant to always be rivals to the bitter end you know, this goes back further then when you two were even created"
"I'm sure Overlord Draig and Shin Arisato will be more then willing to shut that mouth of yours up in time, if you wish to stay true to who you claim to be a self proclaimed God that fears nothing and can control anything when he see's fit what's the problem with waiting until Planeptunes shares make a dramatic increase? What's the rush in having Arisato brush up on his fighting? Compared to you and the other two he has the least experience in battle and least experience in this world not to mention the least shares thank's to that no talent goddess Neptune, yet you wish to make haste because you fear his potential"
"Tch, you always have a way with words Eri, don't know if that's what I love or hate about you,heh whatev's you make a solid point,I am a God, and if your master didn't have his cheats I'd pummel him into the ground just like I will everyone else, it's a damn shame we all need to abide by his crap rules, well for the time being that is, when it's time to strike I'll win our game I won't be bored with this world or the one I came from, I knew I was destined for greatness the moment..well you know heh anyway's I'm guessing Goddess elimination is off the table too if I want to keep a low profile, damn rule #1, keep a low profile tch what a crock,oh wells later my sexy ladies?"
"..."
"What now Er..."
"Were going to have to give the perv a little push..come on let's go"
Meanwhile back with the group
Shins POV
(Neptune and Noire continued to slash away at cockatrice and hyena's one after another after another like it was just some dance rehearsal they've gone over a million times,me on the other hand..)
"God damn it! That bite actually hurt,Draig you told me my HP acted like a shield"
"I told you it would keep you alive for the most part,I never said you wouldn't feel any pain"
"Rush,Break..combo!"
(My adredaline rushed as I side stepped the next Hyena's assault and followed up with a nasty punch that sent it flying until it disappeared into little data fragment's)
"Poof,done and done"
"Don't get cocky kid,cockiness is what gets nitwits like you killed"
"Yeah,yeah whatever you say,but have you seen my HP? I'm still at 90% so I'm goo-"
(And then something unexpected..ah who am I kidding,these sort of things always happen)
"Oooh that's going to leave a mark"
(What did I see? Well I saw the claws of the giant Fenrir that had just attacked me, go through my back for a moment,what did I feel? You know how they say a papercut is the worst type of cut...THEYRE WRONG, to my shock though I didn't see blood splatter all over the place like a normal claw mark by a giant wolf would leave, nope instead I saw what looked like little fragments of data fly from my back,but that didn't change the fact that this pain felt like hell)
"Draig..tag in"
"No can do"
"What the hell man!"
"I was only able to take control of your body once"
"What the hell ? Why?!"
"Haven't you ever heard of a tutorial fight? It's common knowledge"
"That's the biggest load of plot convenience bull I've ever heard!"
"Oh well, them's the rules, guess the writer doesn't hold you in high regards, prepared to be called a wimp again"
(So this is it huh? I blame the writer! Well I was, just then..)
"Cross Combo!"
SLASH,SLASH,SLASH
(The fenrir that was just staring me down like I was his lunch was sent flying into the air and then brought down like a meteor to the ground..ouch)
"Lace Ribbons!"
SLASH,SLASH,KICK,SLASH
(I think it went something like that, damn..Noire has moves too...before I knew it she hit the final slash on the Fenrir in mid freaking air and the ferocious creature turned into specs of data and just like that it was gone)
"You need to be more careful next time"
(Woah, instead of her usual carefree and cheery side Neptune as Purple Heart was actually acting serious, it felt a bit odd I'll admit)
"Stupid!What were you thinking going after a beast of that caliber!?" Noire had a bit of concern and anger in her tone
"Well..it's not like I planned it I just..got cocky I guess"
"*sigh*, Just use this as a learning experience for next time, don't let your guard down" Neptune said in a disappointed tone
"Yes ma'am.."
"If your going to be a soldier of Lastation I expect better results next time Arisato"
"Yeah..I won't let you down next time, sorry Noire.."
(The rest of the trip to Lowee wasn't all that difficult, nothing exciting either, but I was worn out from all the practice fights, I would show you a montage if this was an anime but unfortunately it's not. Oh but I will tell you that my back is feeling a thousand times better! You know despite the Fenrir slicing my back, turns out Nepgear is a good healer, I learned that everyone has these things called "skills" go figure, she healed me up with "hyper healing" and from there the pain some what subsided, it only felt like a scrape. I asked Draig about it when we stopped by a village to rest, I finally had some free time with the self proclaimed "badass overlord", I had to shower damn it!,and NO it's not creepy that I was talking to an overlord while doing it..damn it, it is! Whatever! That's not important! Harem Kings have to deal with embarrassing stuff too right..? right?! *dead silence* Ahem, anyway apparently Draig said my skills or rather "his skills" were locked because of a lack of "shares" or something,well that sucks, I got to stick to combo moves till he get's more power. I was curious about what this "share" system was about so I asked Neptune!..and got no answers just realized that she was a pudding enthusiast like me,we each promised to grab some when we got to Lowee, she's a cool chick,not very helpful when she's not in her goddess form but cool none the less)
"So Noire could you tell me what share's are?"
"Huh? Why are you asking me"
"Well your the most responsible,knowledgeable,dependable..."
"Okay okay! Stop..*blush* I suppose your right so I'll fill you in..THIS ONCE, next time you need to read up on this on your own"
(They had a library that explained this stuff? Heh well I'll be damned,anyway did I forget to mention the four of us were in a kickass carriage? Yeah an actual carriage, I enjoyed the nice ride we took to Lowee as Noire explained the whole share system, basically in a nutshell, Goddesses get strength from shares and shares go up when the people of that CPU's nation believes in them or something,unfortunately the less people believe in one CPU the more their shares decrease..so Neptune is a prime candidate,being so lazy apparently is not really an option if your a CPU, I wanted to empathize with Nep because truth be told I have lazy moments too..but if I had responsibilities like that I'd have to shape up and fast,ah finally were at CPU White Hearts place, woah looks fancy)
"This is Blanc's place? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous, everything looks so elegant, matter of fact this whole atmosphere is elegant,calm relaxed..."
(We were greeted by who the group called, "the oracle of Lowee" her name was Mina,she seemed nice..she left to go get Blanc apparently but she already seemed out of breath like she was chasing after something..? Whatever it was it must be giving the poor woman a hard time, oh yeah guess what folks? For the sake of plot convenience I got lost! Well actually...I had a lot of water on the way here and...MUST FIND BATHROOM)
(I looked around like a madman but my attempts at reaching a bathroom were soon foiled by...a flying book..?! Ahh! Crapba- *smash* right on my face..)
"Look Rom we found another Mina!"
"He looks clumsy.."
(After recovering I took a look at the two munchkins that seemed to appear out of nowhere)
"A pair of twins?"
"Twins? We have names you know and we happen to be Lowee's pride and joy smartypants, right Rom!"
"Uh huh.."
"Oh um yeah sorry."
(I got on one knee to address the two)
"I'm Shin, Shin Arisato"
(I never really understood kids, maybe I lacked the leadership skills to discipline them or even have them take me seriously, well whatever the case the munchkin known as Ram seemed to be the more outspoken of the two,wouldn't want to get on her bad side, the one called Rom seemed much more calm and mellow,hmm these two couldn't be any more different,like total opposites)
"You sound just like Blanc too formal and boring!"
"Nuh uh..he's nice like Miss Nepgear"
"I'm glad one of you is cutting me a little slack haha.."
"THE HELL ARE YOU TWO GOING!"
(Woah, that voice sent shock waves through the hall like a tremor, it came from CPU Whiteheart? no way..the calm quiet demeanor of the reverted goddess that I saw before was nothing like this...yikes)
"Ram let's run!"
"Uh huh bye bye Mister Nice Guy"
(The two quickly ran off with the CPU of Lowee attempting to catch up)
"GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE! *huff huff*"
(I don't think the CPU of Lowee was the most athletic of the goddesses surprisingly, she was worn out she fell on her knee's, then again I don't know how much running she had put in already this place is pretty huge and these halls seem to go on for aside I quickly ran to her to see if she was alright I again got on one knee to make eye contact)
"Hey are you okay, don't push yourself too hard I'm sure they'll run out of steam soon"
"Who..are..you?"
(She finally regained her breath now turned her attention to me of course looking pretty confused)
"Oh uh sorry, I'm Shin..I'm Planeptunes sacred unit user!" *prideful smirk*
(Why the hell did I just say that...)
"Shini Shin Shin!" Neptune recited as she made her way to us with the rest of the group
"There you are you goof, ugh how hard is it to find a bathroom!...and why are you on the floor with Blanc!" for some reason Noire didn't sound too happy...
(Now I'm not trying to be a dense protagonist I'm really not,if I knew any better I'd say she's jealous but uh IMfreakinPOSSIBLE I mean there hasn't been enough character development between us has there? Even if there was...could I really be with someone like her..?)
" Mister Shin did you get lost? It's okay Neptune get's lost everywhere lot's of times too"
"Um Nep Jr., not cool I'm not that ditzy..what I am? oh why must the writer stereotype the heroine of this story as some clutz, couldn't you do that in a sequel or something or why not do it to Noire!"
"Don't push this onto me!"
"Oh yeah your playing the jealous tsundere stereotype that's been reused in countless stories gotcha"
"Who are you calling a tsundere stereotype!"
(That's where the plot trailed off once again ladies and gents, let's press the fast forward button to what happened after all these shenanigans)
"I see, so he has some sort of connection to Planeptune and your thinking of taking him to Histoire to find out what that thing is on his arm"
"Yepperoni, but Noire's trying to steal him from me so like we need you to decide who he's going to end up going with"
"I-Im not trying to steal him! I just need him around..NO! He just owe's me for stuff! He told me he'd take responsibility..."
"Um.."
"Wow already at that stage in the relationship huh Noire"
"Goodness Miss Noire what are you going to name your kid?"
"No comment."
"NO! NO! NO! Agh! Your all so irritating!"
"Hey your the one that said it and made it sound all drityish and what not, your poisoning Nep Jr.'s poor innocent little mind, nice going Noire"
(And after a few more shenanigans...)
"Okay so now I get it, Neptune thinks that Shin is her ticket to slack off and Noire wants an upgrade in Lastations basilicom"
"Correctomoondo!...Except for that first part!"
"Neptune your really something.."
"Shini don't get all Iffy on me"
"Sigh, so who am I going with Lady Blanc"
"..."
"Woops sorry I mean Lady Whiteheart..sorry"
"No it's fine you can call me Blanc"
(Man this chick is way too calm now, I can't tell what she's thinking anymore compared to before when she was chasing those munchkins)
"Hurry up and make your decision Blanc! I need to get back to Lastation, Uni did you remember to file all those papers before we left?"
(There she goes being extra hard on Uni...still need to talk to her about that..eventually Blanc spoke)
"I can't make a decision now, I have some matters to take care of..but if you do me a favor I could put that aside for a second once you get back"
"Aw lamesauce"
"It's fine by me,what's the favor?"
"Take my sisters to the amusement park"
Author- So what did you all think of this one? Easy on the eye's? Easy to understand? Like the direction I'm going? Remember to follow,fave and leave your insight. I've said it before, all of YOU are the reason I write and update frequently so I'll continue to do so as long as I continue getting the support. It's true I have writing for fun but knowing that my stories can entertain others is the true reward,till next time everyone, happy reading/happy writing.
