It was a woman! i reqnisd her from da grea t hall were she used to sit with da techaers at the teaher table. she taugh pedofilosophy muggle studies or something. i got rly angrey!
- WTF? y r u stalking us maggot? i asked angrily.
-GOOD DAY! Morggi said appily to us. i was so angry!
-what r we gong 2 do enboy? draco asked sadly. plp cant no dat im still alive! i started thinking about an idea about what we should do with marggi. then i got a good idea.
-we can take her with us n hide her in bok bej! i said proudly.
-okay but how do we get her there? draco asked. we dnot have to carri her do we not? i took out my wand and shooted some spells att maggot. she started floating and we walked away to big benny.
-soo whta did u think about tha food today? magy asked excitedely. i didnt answer her angily cuz i was angry.
-well they didnt have any bloodmilk so it succt! draco said disapperaitonintedly. dis school is so racist against vampires! he looked sad. sudenly we were at da tower.
-okay so now we just need to climb up to the top, i said happily. i knew that the ministres and shiti wasnt there anymore sinse they had gotten a room in te hufflepuff house room thingy to sleep and stuff. and nobody knew that this room is here so it is perfekt for hiding! draco and i started climbing sexily. then we walked into the secret room. there was nobody there and it was empty. i did some magic and sudennly there was a big black bed woth black rosepetals and mcr sheets and big black pillows with pics of lordi on them.
-thx, draco said. so what do i do now?
-just stay in here nd dont leave. if u need me u can just come get me in da girlz dooms.
-oh okay eboby, draco said. ill miss u so much! he started crying tearsa of blood. i made out with him and he made out with me back. i started to take off my bra but then i remembered that moggi was still in the room.
- so what do we do with u? i asked her angrily. we cnat let u go cuz den u might tell dat draco is still alive!
-trees dont make sounds when they fall to the ground, she said. that gave me an idea! i took out my wand again and pointed it at her.
-woodojy castrejy gröti! i said. magg fleu out of da room and landed in a W bush on the ground.
- i made her an alarm cock so if any1 cums close to the tower u'll no, i told draco wisely. den i jumped out of the tower and flew back to hogwart.
