Well I'm back! I made a B on my public speaking and a B on my psychology test! I'm so proud! This is a long chapter so I hope you like it and HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN...I dressed up as a bodyguard and went with my cousin who dressed like a playboy bunny. I Love acting like a badass! Now to the reviews!

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HunterKai: Wow, I didn't even think about that, but you make a good point, I'm GOING TO USE IT! What a cool idea! Hope you don't mind if I use it...It's just a really cool idea!

DreamerP: I'm back with more! lol! I'm happy you liked the way Grimmjaw was and how Urahara handled everything. What can I say? The shop keeper's a sneaky bastard and he loves money so it goes hand in hand. I'm happy the sex was drool worthy! Always does my little heart good to know that my story's can make someone drool. I made B's on my test...Thankfully. I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD ON YOUR SAT'S! That test can be a killer... GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

myloveiskyo: Thank for adding me to your favorites! I took your advice! You can read yourself to find out who the wedding crasher is! Lol! I also took your idea about Ichigo breaking Grimmjaw's hand! Hope you like the story!

Empress Satori: I'm happy you like the story!!!!!!! Grimm/Ichi are amazing together! And I'm so happy you like the GinHitsu too! Byakuya's a jerk in this one two...but like the others he doesn't stand a chance against Grimmjaw's come backs! I'm Happy YOU LIKED IT! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Kichi Tsukima: I'm happy my fic has reached your level of cuteness! Urahara is definately one of my favorites too, plus he's so fun to write! The birth is in this chapter so you'll have to see for yourself won't you? Thank you for the review! Also thanks for adding me to your favorite stories list!

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aijinara: Yes a wedding! The birth scene is in this chapter...I hope I did ok...I've never written a male preg story before...Well we'll just see how it goes!

Animateia: Believe it or not I actuallu get all my information on wikipedia and that's how they say his name's spelled so I'm going with that. Plus I'm happy you think my story is great! Thank you!

Inadvertent: Yes sex makes any chapter great!!! So, I don't care if it was just because of the sex becaue sex is wonderful! And besides we're all perverts the only difference is if you admit it or not. Lol! The wedding scene I tried to make funny, so tell me how I did! Thanks for the review!

The Masquarade Moth: I don't know You're the one who sent the review (wink wink) Maybe I'm just looking for an excuse to make a little sex scene between those two. Lol! I love that line too!

Icy moon86: Well I made if dress like...without it being a dress...You'll have to read it to understand. I would like them to have sex in their released form but that would be for a later chapter...besides how would Grimmjaw get his clothes off? That's what's really been the holdup in the released form sex. Any ideas? Zaraki and Byakuya are both in this chapter so you'll have to read to find out! Thanks for the nice review!

Yoyosoul: I'm happy you liked this chapter and I went on that website! The pictures were sooo cute! Thanks!!!

Ore no Naruto: He does doesn't he? I'm happy you like my writing!!!! (hugs back) I tried!! I'm happy the sex scenes were enough to give you a nose bleed! and I'm really hapy your starting to like GinHitsu! (Kisses back) Thanks so much!!! You're a really cool reviewer!!!!!

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zeldagamefan: Happy you liked the sex chapter, I did some mild ByakuRenji in this chapter, I might have them have sex in one of the future chapters! Thanks for the review!

rokudaimehokage19: I copied the name from wikipedia so I think it's right. Happy you loved the chapter but I dn't think I'll change Isshin's personality, I kinda like him to be the insane umm very insane person that he is, it makes him so much fun to write! Though, I do agree on one thing sex is a definate must!!Lol!

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach or ebay.

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Two weeks had passed and what a two weeks they were. Ishida spent an average of three hours a day working on the wedding outfits. Ichigo's father had come to Ishida at the stroke of midnight hugging and crying and just plainly BEGGING the quincy to make and I quote " My precious darling pregnant son and my obviously queer son in law a wedding outfit for the ceremony. Urahara recommended you!!!! I'll pay you!!!! Please! Please! Please!!!!!!!!" Needless to say Ishida was tired and grumpy so he summoned up an arrow and shot the stupid insane man. This wasn't enough to get Isshin down because he jumped back on Ishida and held him tighter than ever and wouldn't let go until Ishida had promised to make outfits for the whole family. Isshin could be very persuasive if he wanted too.

Ichigo had been troublesome from the get go. Ishida simply suggested a dress and the shinigami flipped out! It wasn't like Grimmjaw was any better. Every time Ishida needed to take the measurements, Grimmjaw would make some lewd comment about how Ishida "better not touch him inappropriately or the quincy would face a death worse than hell." or. "If you touch Ichigo I'll kill you" or Ishida's favorite…" I know you like what you see, but I'm taken twig boy" Like Ishida would want him anyway!..

So as expected the quincy was less than happy.

Everyone else was going insane for this damn wedding as well. Ishida really thought that Hitsugaya and Gin couldn't had left at a better time ….Lucky bastards. Rukia, Ururu, Orihime, Yuzu, and Karin had decorated the shop in an unholy shade of pink. Pink streamer and Pink confetti were strewn around the store. It was enough to blind someone! Karin had chosen black roses to tie to the chairs in the make shift audience. Rukia didn't waste any time arguing that black roses meant death and they were supposed to send Ichigo off with a happy new life…..not a death wish. That was until Karin told her that while black roses commonly meant death but, when associated with love they actually mean slave like devotion. Then Rukia was all for the idea of making Grimmjaw Ichigo's slave.

Ururu had chosen the walk way for the wedding. It was a heavy sparkly purple long walkway of fabric. Rukia had chosen the cups, which of course had to be bunny print shot glasses. Urahara put up a bar to the side of the room…A very BIG bar might I add. The shop keeper had everything from vodka to wine in the shelf behind the bar. The glass counter top had some Christmas lights under it that spelled out, "Grimmichi the eternal flame of hotness!!! Plus a lengthy list of accessories such as flower toothpicks, fruity straws and some lei's hidden under the table. Tessai even made a giant sign to put on the street declaring that the store would be closed. Not that it was really needed no one ever came anyway.

The group of decorators had picked out an interesting mixture of balloons. Everything the "Happy Birthday", right down to the "I'm want to screw you". Urahara was happy to have the wedding at his store, and the best part he didn't have to supply anything! Isshin paid for everything. How were the bride and groom feeling one might ask……..well that was a completely different story. Ichigo had been feeling tired all the two weeks and waking up with Grimmjaw actually beside him took some getting used to. Not that he didn't like it! It was just different but it wasn't bad. The morning sex was to die for! And aside from the heartburn and kicks everything had been fine.

The shinigami had TRIED to get them to change the wedding decorations, but noooo. Goat chin had to get his way! Then Ichigo had tried to pull down some of the cheesy decorations but Yuzu came out talking about how she worked so hard…..and Ichigo didn't really have the heart to tell his little sister that her decorating skills sucked, so instead Ichigo ended up telling her to keep up the good work and that he loved it. It became a down ward spiral from there. That stupid evil quincy even had the nerve to ask Ichigo if he wanted a dress…..A FUCKING DRESS!!!!! Grimmjaw was all for that idea. The horny arrancar almost began drooling at the thought of Ichigo in a low cut dress. Needless to say, Ichigo had yelled at both of them and ripped up the design the quincy had made and stomped off.

Though today, all was peaceful in the room of the engaged couple. Ichigo woke up with Grimmjaw's arms wrapped protectively around him, and the shinigami couldn't help but smile at how protective Grimmjaw could be. It was that time however that Grimmjaw had woken up with morning wood and decided to pull Ichigo closer so his mate could feel his aching member.

"Good morning Ichigo.." Grimmjaw huskily whispered in Ichigo's ear.

This had become a signaling for their morning fucks. Ichigo was well aware of what was happening to Grimmjaw, because Ichigo woke up with morning wood as well.

"Well, Good Morning to you too.." Ichigo lustily stated as he turned around and let Grimmjaw pull him into a heated kiss. Grimmjaw ran his hand down Ichigo's muscles, then his abdomen, then his member. All the while alternating between biting and kissing Ichigo's neck.

"Turn around." Grimmjaw commanded his mate.

Ichigo hotly complied as he flipped over onto his stomach. Grimmjaw licked his lips at the sight. The arrancar slid his hand under the mattress and grabbed the unscented lube. Ichigo started to claim that the smell of the flavored lubes were making him sick, so the arrancar "borrowed" a bottle of unscented lube from the shop keeper. Grimmjaw coated his fingers with a liberal amount of gel.

The arrancar pushed one finger into Ichigo's entrance and began twirling it around. Ichigo tried to relax through the odd sensation. It wasn't nearly as strange as when Ichigo and Grimmjaw first started to have sex. Grimmjaw then added the second digit into the ring of muscle, the arrancar roughly pushed his fingers up directly into the shinigami's prostate. Ichigo let out a gasp as he raised himself in order to get more of those fingers.

Grimmjaw smirked as he added the third finger and then the fourth, by the time he was done Ichigo was backing up into his mate like a dog in heat.

"Get on your knees." Grimmjaw ordered. He couldn't hold himself back anymore with that erotic display his mate was unknowingly providing.

Ichigo lifted onto his knees and positioned himself so his rear was up in the air. Grimmjaw looked and noticed that the precum was dripping out of Ichigo's shaft and onto the white bed sheets below. Without warning Grimmjaw grabbed Ichigo's shoulders and pulled Ichigo directly into his member. The shinigami tensed at the sudden intrusion. Grimmjaw grasped tighter onto Ichigo's shoulders at a desperate attempt to let the shinigami adjust. After a while Ichigo pushed back, mutely telling Grimmjaw that he was ready.

The arrancar wasted no time slamming into his mate. Ichigo gasped at the surge of oncoming pleasure. The shinigami pushed back into Grimmjaw. Grimmjaw sped up his thrust angling them just so they'll hit directly into his shinigami's prostate and drive Ichigo wild. Which it did of course. The two continued at this pace and Grimmjaw grabbed Ichigo's manhood and began to pump it.

"Grimmjaw.." Ichigo whimpered as he came onto the sheets below. Grimmjaw loved it when his mate said his name during sex. The shinigami tightened that ring of muscle around Grimmjaw. The arrancar was going mad! Grimmjaw released directly into Ichigo's prostate which made the shinigami about faint with pleasure as he began to see stars behind his eyes. The arrancar slowly let Ichigo collapse onto his side while Grimmjaw wrapped his arms around his mate and licked Ichigo's mating mark. The two fell into a dreamless sleep.

When the two woke up the next time they were being ushered into the living room to change into their wedding outfits.

In the Kurosaki's living room there was about five mirrors facing each other forming a make shift dressing room.

"Ohhhh! I can't wait to see my little son in his wedding dress!!" Isshin yelled. A vein began to pop in Ichigo's head.

"Ishida….you….better….pray…you….didn't….make….me …a…dress." Ichigo darkly growled.

"Oh please, It's nothing any worse than you were when you unleash your Bankai." The quincy scoffed as he handed Ichigo and Grimmjaw their clothes.

Ichigo was about to put on his clothes and noticed Ishida and his father looking expectantly at him. "A little privacy?." Ichigo sarcastically asked. The quincy rolled his eyes but turned around, but of course Isshin couldn't be that cooperative.

"But Ichigo….It's daddy's privilege to watch his son undress and put on the wedding dress." Isshin whimpered.

"WHAT ARE YOU? A PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING?" Grimmjaw yelled as he forcefully put Isshin in a choke hold and turned him around. The only one allowed to see Ichigo naked was a certain teal haired arrancar.

Ichigo sighed and cringed as he felt the silky white material in his hands. It had to be white didn't it? Ichigo had told his father and the quincy that he wanted black, but Goat chin put up such a fuss over tradition and how that's what his mom wore. That Ichigo just agreed so like many things so the old man would shut his trap.

Ichigo took off his pants and put on the elastic baggy material. The quincy didn't lie it was in the same cut as Ichigo's Bankai form. The baggy pants were made of the white material and hung onto Ichigo's hips tightly by the elastic waistband. The pant's were made to look like a skirt when the legs were together, but they were actually pants. Ichigo then put oh his shirt. The shirt was a dress shirt made of the same material as the pants. It was a basic button up dress shirt with onyx buttons, the outfit was completed with a silk black tie. Ichigo looked at himself in the mirror and came out of the make shift dressing room.

"Oh Ichigo! You look so cute!" Isshin yelled as he pinched his son's cheeks. Grimmjaw growled as he threw his soon to be father in law off his mate. Which Ichigo was very thankful for.

"Hmmm…It seems I've got the cut done perfectly." Ishida stated as he circled creepily around Ichigo. Grimmjaw was finally done fighting Isshin and took a good hard look at his mate. Ichigo looked so cute dressed up and this of course made the arrancar start to imagine millions of naughty thing running through his mind. Ichigo sweat dropped as he noticed Grimmjaw leering at him. The arrancar pretty much had that "I'm undressing you with my eyes." look.

In fact the arrancar was so entranced by his mate that he jumped when Ishida handed him Grimmjaw's own set of clothes. Grimmjaw lightly growled at the quincy for disturbing his Ichigo induced trance and walked into the dressing room as Ichigo left. Ishida rolled his eyes at the arrancar's antics. Stupid moron.

The arrancar put on the pants which were made of a denim like black material. They were the same cut as his old pants only in black. The pants hung loosely off the arrancar's hips and had two long neon blue chains hanging off of the denim like material. The shirt was the same as Ichigo's. It was a black dress shirt with mother of pearl buttons and a teal blue tie. The outfit was completed with black gloves with a teal demon sign on them.

Grimmjaw smirked as he looked at himself in the mirror. Oh Yeah, He was a badass. Grimmjaw thought he looked cool. Maybe he shouldn't have given the quincy such a hard time. Grimmjaw stepped out of the mirrors and into the room. Ichigo looked at Grimmjaw's outfit and couldn't help but be a little envious of the arrancar. Why did he get the cool outfit?

"So cool!" Isshin yelled as he latched onto his son in law.

"God damn it! Stop FUCKING HUGGING ME!!!!!!" The arrancar yelled as he threw the insane one off of him.

"But daddy thinks you look cool.." Isshin whimpered.

"And stop calling yourself "daddy!, it's creepy!" Grimmjaw growled.

Grimmjaw then walked up to Ichigo and pulled his mates tie. Ichigo fell on top of Grimmjaw, which of course was what Grimmjaw planned. "Like what you see?" The arrancar mischievously asked.

"Do you?" Ichigo said as he played along.

"Hell Yes!" The arrancar said as he crushed their lips together.

"Ichigo and Grimmjaw sitting in a tree…" Isshin sang, which of course stopped the two immediately.

"Come on we need to be a Urahara's in about an hour." Ishida said as he ushered everyone out of the house.

"Ichigo! Do you want daddy to carry you so your feet don't get sore!?" Isshin asked. Ichigo let out a growl and glared at his father. Does the insane one ever give up?

Grimmjaw growled as he scooped Ichigo up in his arms and walked out the door.

"What the hell!!! PUT ME DOWN!" Ichigo yelled. The arrancar scoffed as he put his mate down. Grimmjaw just picked Ichigo up to let Isshin know that if anyone was carrying Ichigo it would be him!

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Rukia was on a mission! The shinigami walked haughtily down the street toward the jewelry store. Rukia had sixty dollars in her hand, and it was her job…no, mission to pick up the wedding rings! Rukia turned the corner and was about to go forward when a vending machine caught her eye. It was a huge machine that displayed a variety of plastic ring, but the thing that made Rukia stop in her tracks was the pink and yellow fake gem bunny ring. Rukia knew she shouldn't but she had to have it!

The female shinigami ran to the bank and cashed in her sixty dollars for sixty dollars worth of quarters. If everything went according to plan Rukia would get her bunny ring And the engaged couple would get their rings as well. The female shinigami put a quarter into the machine and turned the knob. A little frog ring popped out! Rukia growled as she put another quarter and a dog ring popped out. She WASN"T GOING TO GIVE UP!!!!

Three hours later….

The vending machine only had three little capsules in it. Rukia couldn't believe it! After all this time she had yet to get her bunny ring. The little brats that had started a line behind her hadn't made it easy either.

"C'mon Grandma!" One of the little kids yelled.

GRANDMA?!

"Yeah how long are you planning on taking? Ya old hag!" Another one yelled.

OLD HAG?!

"Aren't you a little old to be shopping at a kids vending machine anyway?" One of the girls yelled.

OLD?!

Rukia was furious! How dare these brats insult her beauty! Oh she was going to show them! Rukia put in another quarter and another blue cat ring popped out. Rukia had about twenty of them now. The female shinigami deposited another quarter and a little lizard ring popped out. Rukia growled this was her last chance! She held the quarter tightly as she forcefully put in in the slot. Rukia slowly turned the dial and A BUNNY RING POPPED OUT! Rukia was so excited that she began to jump up and down.

"I got it! I got it!" Rukia sang and she continued to dance. The children in the line sweat dropped.

"Has the hag gone mad?" The girl asked one of her friends.

"No I'm not mad! I just finally have my bunny ring!" Rukia giggled as she picked up the bag of a hundred plastic rings and danced down the street back to Urahara's shop.

"Yup, she's insane" the little kid said.

So what if she spent every last penny? At least you couldn't say she didn't have rings.

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Urahara sat in the technical room getting everything ready to deliver Ichigo's baby. It was a proven fact that Ichigo was going to bust any day. It took some convincing, but the mother to be finally agreed to let the shop keeper deliver the babies. Tessai had put a small nursery in the next room for the kids. URAHARA WOULDN"T BE CAUGHT UNPREPARED!!!

He had bought everything he needed on eBay! Urahara loved that store much to Tessai's disgust.

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When Ichigo and Grimmjaw got to the wedding Orihime had set up he cake on the table. The plan was to eat then say the vows and then leave….but then again when did anything go according to plan.

Ururu, Jinta, Tessai, Urahara, Orihime, Rukia, Isshin and Ishida all sat down at the table.

"Here try some of the cake I made!" Orihime happily declared as she put a piece on everyone's plate.

The cake was a large wedding cake. Everyone shrugged and wearily bit into the cake. Every person except Ichigo went running for their drinks, trying with all their might to swallow the horrible cake.

"This is incredible Orihime!!!!" Ichigo yelled as he hugged his friend.

"Really?" Orihime hopefully asked.

"Yes! What did you make it out of?"

"Well, I used a normal cake mix, but instead of adding milk I added pickle juice. I also added chopped up pickles and for the icing I used cheesecake batter. And for the writing I used ketchup!" Orihime gushed.

Everyone paled at the description, then Urahara pulled out a small microphone from inside of his jacket.

"This is shop 69 to medicine movement, do you copy medicine movement?" Urahara asked as he talked into the microphone. On the other side of the table a small beeping could be heard. Tessai quickly pulled out a black microphone nearly identical to Urahara's .

"This is medicine movement, over." Tessai said as he spoke in the microphone.

"Begin operation abort cake, I repeat begin operation abort cake, over." Urahara secretly spoke.

"Oh I need to use the bathroom…." Tessai said as he put up his microphone and walked into the hallway, however instead of going to the bathroom he pulled out a big sign that read, "Good Cake In the Kitchen!" And began to frantically wave it in the hallway so Orihime and Ichigo couldn't see. Everyone else saw and noticed that Ichigo was still in an animated conversation with Orihime.

The children all got on their hands and knees and crawled under the table to get away from the evil cake. Everyone else simply walked into the kitchen. After a decent amount of time when everyone deemed it safe to go into the next room Rukia walked up to Ichigo.

"Ichigo here, I wanted to give you your wedding rings." Rukia said as she held out the plastic bunny and kitty ring.

"What happened to the rings we ordered?" Ichigo asked.

"Well, that's a funny story……See I had the money to pay for it only I saw this machine that gives you rings…and well…..I really wanted the bunny ring…..so….I might have……accidentally spent all the money on plastic rings……." Rukia sheepishly explained.

Ichigo stared at his friend. What the hell….. Rukia didn't like the silence so she began to start talking again. "I mean I REALLLY wanted the bunny ring. I was going to stop when I got it but….uh….it was the last one…and….uh….I'm SO SORRY ICHIGO!!" Rukia said as she bowed.

Ichigo sighed, "Fine, keep the damn ring.." Ichigo said as he threw the bunny ring at her.

"Really" Rukia asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, I don't like bunnies anyway, so just give me another one." Ichigo said as he reached in the bag of rings and pulled out a little orange lizard one.

"OH THANK YOU ICHIGO!!!!" Rukia yelled as she hugged he friend.

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Everyone was done eating and ushered the couple on the stage to get married but right when Grimmjaw and Ichigo were about to start, a portal suddenly opened in the middle of the room.

"Are we late?' Gin asked as he jumped out. Gin worn a regular shinigami uniform with a bright red bracelet one.

"We would have been here sooner but SOMEONE had to get all of his friends to come……RENJI" Hitsugaya glared at the red head. Hitsugaya was dressed in his normal captain uniform only he also had a bright red bracelet on.

"Don't blame me!" Renji yelled as he jumped out of the portal.

"Ichigo!!!!!! LET'S FIGHT!!!!!" Zaraki yelled as he jumped out of the portal.

"Oh, Shit, not you too!" Ichigo said as he hid behind Grimmjaw.

"What are you not happy to see us, Strawberry-Chan!?" Yachiru asked as she jumped into Ichigo's arms.

"I'm a little disappointed that you didn't invite me." Yoruichi said as she pulled soifon out of the portal with her.

"Long time no see…Ichigo-sama." Hanataro bowed as he put his gifts with everyone else's on the table.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! YOU GET MARRIED AND YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL ME!!! Kukaku bellowed as she jumped out of the portal with a fiendish smile on her face.

"Sis! You can't attack him he's pregnant!" Ganju said as he held his older sister back.

"Fine then I'll just attack you.!!!!" The older sister yelled as he punched her younger brother in the jaw.

The next that came out of the portal were Matsumoto, captain Ukitake, Yumichika, Ikkaku, Byakuya, and kyoraku. Each of them put their gift on the table.

"Oh Ichigo! Are these all your little friends from soul society!!!" Isshin said as he hugged his son.

"Who the hell are these freaks!" Grimmjaw asked Ichigo.

"You're calling US freaks?" Matsumoto asked as she gave Ichigo a big hug.

"Ichigo is THAT what you're marrying…..how un attractive…." Yumichika stated.

"I don't think I need to take grooming lessons from you wig boy!" Grimmjaw shot back.

"OOOOOOOOOOOh" The group of Soul Society dwellers all said at once.

"I DON"T wear a wig!!!!!" Yumichika said as he ran crying to Ikkaku.

"Hi, Blueberry-Chan!" Yachiru said as she jumped onto Grimmjaw's shoulders.

"What is this?" The arrancar asked as he pointed at the hyperactive pink girl on his shoulder.

"That's Yachiru." Ichigo stated.

"The one and only!" The pink haired girl yelled.

"Ichi Open the gifts!!!!!! Ken Chan Even bought you something!!!!!!" Yachiru yelled as she pulled Ichigo to the table, which was now over flowing with gifts.

"Here!!!" Yachiru yelled as she thrust a pint package into Ichigo's hands. Ichigo sighed as he unwrapped the pink paper and nearly fainted when he noticed that the box was filled with rose wrapped condoms.

"Do you like them?!!! I thought these flowers looked so pretty!" Yachiru yelled as she brought up the package for everyone to see. Grimmjaw and half of the room snickered. Ichigo felt a blush beginning to spread across his face.

"Yes , there great….Yachiru." Ichigo got out.

"Good job kid! Well always treasure these!" Grimmjaw lewdly added.

"Yay!" The pink haired shinigami yelled as she latched back onto Grimmjaw.

The next was hanataro's gift. Ichigo opened the small blue package and felt his eyes double on size, Grimmjaw couldn't help himself and barked out a large laugh. Inside the package was a round rubber band like ring still in the package. On the package were the big letters that spelled "Love ring."

"Do you like it! I bought it last time I was in the human world, though I have no Idea how you use it or what it's for…..but I figured you would know what to do with it." Hantaro explained.

"Thank you! We love it!….Don't we Ichigo…" Grimmjaw smirked.

"Yeah" Ichigo uneasily added.

"WHY ICHIGO ISN'T THAT A RING THAT YOU PUT AROUND THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS SO AN ERECTION WILL LAST LONGER!" Isshin yelled from across the crowd.

"What!!! Is that what's it's used for?!!! I'm so sorry Ichigo!!!!! I didn't know!!!" Hanataro said as he bowed and continued to apologize.

"It's ok.." Ichigo sighed.

The next was Zaraki's gift which was just wrapped in a brown paper bad. Ichigo took a deep breath and opened it and was actually glad to find a bottle of anal lube in the bag.

"Just what we needed." Grimmjaw said.

"Thanks…." Ichigo sighed.

"No problem, besides it probably won't last you long….The way Byakuya tells it you two go at it like rabbit." Zaraki said as Ichigo's face went red.

"He's just jealous….because I had the courage to go after the person I wanted.." Grimmjaw said as he looked Byakuya in the eye as a challenge. The imperial shinigami growled as he took the challenge and pulled Renji to him and ruthlessly kissed him. Everyone looked at the two and the room suddenly went very quiet…

"Don't you have more presents to open.." Byakuya emotionlessly asked. Ichigo nodded and took out a red wrapped gift. Ichigo opened the box and was pleasantly surprised to see a tranquilizer gun.

"In case you need to slow the kids down." Kukaku said Ichigo slowly nodded. He really didn't want to get on the fireworks expert's bad side.

The next gift was Ganju's which was a ball for the kids to play with. Soifon and Yoruichi both got a gift together which was a gothic hello kitty plush and a hello kitty plush that was dressed in a bee costume. Ichigo thought those were the cutest thing he had ever seen…….As far as girl things went……

Matsumoto had gotten Ichigo a back massager. "Because you are always fighting and it must hurt your back sometimes…." She said. Grimmjaw took one look at the "back massager" and couldn't help but give Ichigo a look that was anything but pure. Ukitake gave the couple a giant bowl of candy which Yachiru was now happily munching on.

Ichigo opened a deep purple Package from Ikkaku and nearly fainted! Inside were a pair on seki seki stone handcuffs, a leather blindfold, and black studded collar attached to a leash! "Happy wedding day!" Ikkaku yelled at Ichigo's deep red face.

"That's what you get for making fun of me!!!" Yumichika yelled.

"You know I think I like your friends…" Grimmjaw whispered in his mated ear, which only made Ichigo heat up even more.

Gin gave the couple some small packets of motion lotion while Hitsugaya blushed as Ichigo opened the chocolate body paint set. Everyone nearly fainted at the idea that the young and strict Hitsugaya could give such an erotic gift. Hitsugaya looked around and noticed everyone was staring at him. Damn him for taking Gin's advice!

"Captain!" Matsumoto squealed as she hugged the little captain. "You're growing up!!!" Matsumoto continued as she still suffocated her captain with her breasts.

"Believe me Matsumoto…..He's been grown up for a while." Gin said as he saved his lover from the over bearing lieutenant.

"Umm….Thanks….Hitsugaya and Gin…." Ichigo said as he sweat dropped.

Captain Kyoraku simply gave the couple a bottle of sake.

"Do I even know you?" Ichigo asked.

"No, but I heard there was going to be free alcohol so I came….besides Ukitake will keep me in line.." Kyoraku said as his gaze shifted to Ukitake. Captain Ukitake blushed and started to stare intently at the ground.

"I have a gift!!!" Urahara declared as he pushed out a gigi that was the mirror image of Grimmjaw.

"Creepy." Grimmjaw said as he went up to further look at his hollow shell.

"Oh, let me try something!" Rukia yelled as she took out he chappy the rabbit pez dispenser and shot one of the soul candies directly into the gigi. Grimmjaw shot back as the gigi came to life.

"Now Grimmjaw, get me a glass of tea!" Rukia commanded.

"Yes, mistress Rukia." The gigi said in Grimmjaw's voice as he went to get the tea.

Oh hell no! Grimmjaw grabbed the gigi and wrestled it down to the floor.

"What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Grimmjaw yelled to…..well…..himself.

"I'm getting the tea, just like Mistress Rukia asked…" The gigi stated in a whiny voice. Grimmjaw growled and punched the lookalike in the gut forcing the pill out of it.

"Don't ever do that again." Grimmjaw told Rukia. Rukia gave a silly smile and nodded. Ichigo promised himself to never forget that moment and to make sure he had some soul candy from now on. Oh the evil things Ichigo could have Grimmjaw do.

Renji got Ichigo a sword sharpener set and then it was Byakuya's gift which was for Grimmjaw especially.

Grimmjaw opened the printed package and sneered. Inside was a penis enlarger. A Goddamn Penis enlarger.

"I think you need this more than me." Grimmjaw said as he threw it across the room Byakuya. The imperial shinigami growled as the room bust into laughs.

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After all the gifts had been opened the couple got on the stage ready to get married. Yuzu came out in a princess dress and started to throw the flowers on the walkway. Next Urahara got only the stage wearing a priest's robe.

"Today we're here to join the hand of Ichigo Kurosaki and Grimmjaw Jeagerjaques in marriage. If anyone has any objections please raise your hand.." Urahara said professionally.

Byakuya raised his hand only for it to be held forcefully down by Zaraki.

"Then, Ichigo Kurosaki. Do you take Grimmjaw Jeagerjaques to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Urahara asked.

"Yes, I do." Ichigo stated.

"Grimmjaw Jeagerjaques do you take Ichigo Kurosaki to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Urahara asked.

"HeY!" Ichigo yelled feeling insulted at being called the wife.

"Oh sorry…I mean….Husband?" Urahara asked.

"Of course." Grimmjaw scoffed.

"Wait! This is your mothers, she meant it to be passed in the family! It's only right you wear it!" Isshin yelled as he forcefully put a white veil on his son's head.

"Awwwwwwwww" The audience yelled.

Ichigo growled as his father put the veil on him.

"Then you may kiss the bride!" Urahara yelled. Grimmjaw didn't waste any time as he lifted up the veil and forcefully kissed his mate. Urahara brought out the rings and the married couple slipped them on their fingers. The audience clapped at the display.

"Now let's get wasted!" Urahara yelled as he threw the priest's robe into the crowd. Ichigo was walking down the aisle when all of suden a wet spot appeared on his outfit

"Thanks Kurosaki! That was expensive material! The least you could do is not pee on it!" Ishida grumpily yelled.

"Bastard I didn't pee on it! I think my water just broke!" Ichigo yelled. Only to be brought down by the pain of the contractions.

"Get him in the birthing room!" Urahara yelled to Tessai. The huge man picked up Ichigo and set him on a bed that was already in the room. Ichigo winced as another contraction his him.

"What's wrong with him?!" Grimmjaw worridly asked.

"He's having contractions just let him hold your hand." Urahara said as he positioned himself near Ichigo's entrance.

"Oh my poor baby son!" Isshin yelles a he burst in the room.

"Get him the hell out of here!!!" Ichigo growled.

"Come on Isshin, sit in the next room…" Urahara said as he guided the soon to be grandfather into the next room. Ichigo had never felt in so much pain in his life! Imagine your worst pain multiply it by 100 and you still wouldn't have even come close to the pain Ichigo was feeling. And he wouldn't be feeling this way if a certain arrancar hadn't done this to him.

Ichigo whimpered for a couple of minutes as he went into labor.

"Now breath." Urahara commanded as Ichigo began to puff out breaths.

"YOU'RE NEVER COMING NEAR ME AGAIN!!!" Ichigo screamed as he tightly squeezed Grimmjaw's hand.

"What did I do?" The arrancar asked.

"YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!" The shinigami screamed as one of the bones in Grimmjaw's hand collapsed from the sheer force. Grimmjaw winced at his poor hand.

"I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU NEUTERED!! SO, YOU DON"T EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!!!! GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!" Ichigo screamed. Grimmjaw held his mouth shut as every bone in his arm had about been broken by this point.

"The babies are coming out of the canal! Ichigo I need you to push!" Urahara yelled.

Ichigo gritted his teeth as he pushed as hard as he could. Grimmjaw looked at what was coming out of his mate and had never been more disgusted in his life. There was so much blood and mucas and just all types of things that shouldn't be coming out of Ichigo in his opinion. Grimmjaw just couldn't take it anymore and fainted. Even while Grimmjaw fainted Ichigo kept a strong hold on his hand.

"BASTARD DON"T FAINT!! I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE!!!!" Ichigo screamed and cried. Ichigo continued pushing and then relaxed when he heard a baby crying. Tessai cut the umbilical cord.

"Don't relax yet…You still have two more to push out." Urahara warned. Two more! Ichigo didn't know If he had the strangth!

"I see it, by the way this might not be the best time to tell you but I'm a real priest so you really are married to Grimmjaw…Ok push!!!" Urahara yelled. Ichigo screamed as he continued to grip Grimmjaw's hand and pushed out the second child. Ichigo once again heard the shrill cry on his child and he had never felt so weak in his life.

"Ok, one more!" Urahara urged. Ichigo tried he really did, but he couldn't push anymore.

"Still weak king…." Hichi Said as he began to switch consciousness with his king.

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Hichi was terrified of his new world. In the old times it would only rain but now it rained and hailed and snowed…..IT WAS TERRIBLE! When it started to rain fire and hail Hichi knew something was wrong so he knew something was wrong the in the real world. So Hichi switched consciousness with his king and easily pushed the child out of him. The hollow didn't stick around to see wha happened next because he wanted to get back to his NORMAL world. The one without his stupid king's baby's!

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Ichigo let himself be thrust back into consciousness. The shinigami had just visited his inner world where he had had a fun time dodging comets. However he was back..

"Do you want to see your babies!?" Urahara asked.

Ichigo nodded and let go of Grimmjaws now broken hand and arm.

"This is your little girl." Urahara said as he handed Ichigo a little baby girl. The girl had pale skin with orange hair that had etheric blue highlights….and It looked like she had dark blue cat ears above her human ears, the baby also had mask fragments surrounding her chest. The child also had a bright purple eyes.

"Why does she have cat ears and human ears?" Ichigo asked.

"Well since Grimmjaw is technically a cat and you're a human it seems your body didn't know how to adjust. The human ears will be used for hearing while the cat ears will be used to sense movement and vibrations. Don't worry once she gets older she'll be able to hide her ears and her mask. So what are you going to name her?" Urahara asked.

"I think I'll call her Tami." Ichigo said.

"Alright here's on of your little boys." Urahara said as he put another child in Ichigo's arms. This baby had tanned skin and orange hair only his highlights were a dark blue and had black ears. This child had a hollow mask that covered the top of his forehead. The child also had neon blue cat eyes.

"I'm going to call him Rei." Ichigo said as he held his baby closer.

Urahara handed Ichigo his last son. The baby had teal blue hair and a light red scars under his eyes. The baby's hollow mask went up from the wrist to his elbows forming a fingerless glove like appearance. The last son had white highlights and orange cat ears. To finish it off the kid had deep brown eyes.

"I'll call him Roka." Ichigo said as he smiled and held his babies closer.

"Do you want me to let your family see them?" Urahara asked.

"Yeah, I feel tired anyways…" Ichigo yawned.

"Get some sleep Ichigo." Urahara said as he let the family come in and hold the babies. Boy what would life be like now?….

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Well thanks! That's the longest chapter I've done in my life! I read up on it and Tami means Let's people see the benefit. Rei means law, and Roka means white crest of the way. So I thought those names suited them well. Hope that you like the way the kids turned out! In the next chapter I'm going to do what happened when Ichigo was Giving birth and the day after. Also, Please tell me what age I should make the kids in the later chapters….I'm thinking about making the brothers incestuous….just throwing that out there..