"Welcome ladies" Penguin greeted them
"I thought he would be in Arkham" Catwoman muttered
"Me too" Ivy whispered
"Hey Penguin I thought you would be in Arkham" Harley asked
"I was but I am sufficiently rich to be let off early" He said sounding smug "Any how would you know" his eyes narrowed "Where you there"?
"Yup" Harley said "How come your not in Arkham" he asked
"Got a bat with his eye on us" Catwoman said smiling and picking up a drink from a passing waiter
"Lucky you, well enjoy yourself ladies" He said smiling
"Hey Miss Quinn" a voice called they all spun around
"Harry" Harley yelled and ran over to him Catwoman and Ivy followed "Guys this is Harry he is looking after my babies" she turned "How are my babies" she asked
"Well Dusky and Dax had a fight but there both fine and Yula, Dino and Rusty are all happy and still being trained" he said sipping from his glass
"Thank you Harry" Harley said "and Mr J" Harley looked depressed "I heard he was seeing someone else"
"Na Miss Quinn don't worry he ditched her after the valentines date" Harry said smiling
"Yay" Harley said her whole lighting up "and Its Harley
"Nice to meet you Harry come on Harley" Ivy grabbed her and Catwoman around the wrist and stomped off
"See ya Harry" Harley called "Harley Joker stood you up to go on a date with someone else get a grip girl" Ivy said glaring at her
"Much as I hate to admit it Pam's right" Catwoman said "But now is not the time to talk about now is the time to party
"I'm gonna put some better music on" Harley said standing up and walking over to the speakers she came back a minute later "They will wait for this song to finish then they will put on some rock and roll". As the song came to an end a waiter came over and all three of them picked up a glass
"Great new music" Ivy said as rock and roll came up the three of them stood up and walked to the dance floor
"Hey look" Catwoman pointed over at a table "Drinking game" Harley an Ivy looked over at a table with a pack of cards and shot glasses
"Lets go" Harley said walking over with Catwoman and Ivy just behind her
"Right what's the game guys"? Catwoman asked pulling a chair from a nearby table and sitting on it
"5 card Poker losers have to drink a shot" Some guy grunted
"Ok Lets play" Ivy said grinning
"Oh frick how are you guy so good" Harley asked as her, Catwoman, Ivy and two others took a shot. They has played 15 rounds Harley had won one rounds, Ivy had won two games and Catwoman had won four
"Um Hello again Miss Quinn" Harry had walked over "Hello Harreeeeey" Harley said standing up "Wanna join us"
"Um No thanks Miss Quinn I think maybe you should stop playing" Harry looked concerned
"Spoilsport" Harley sat down again and drank a shot for no reason
"I'm getting a bit fed up of cards" Ivy said rocking left to right on her seat
"Lets go set the bat-signal" Catwoman grinned
The three of them were standing by the bat signal it had taken them a while because they were all really drunk and couldn't walk straight
"I think that's him" Catwoman was pointing into the distance and Ivy and Harley squinted "
This isn't a toy" Came a Voice from behind them
"Oh we know Mr Bat Sir" Ivy said giggling
"Begging your Pardon Sir Batman" Harley tried to curtsied but tripped and started laughing
"See you told us you'd be watching us so we thought we'd give you helping hand" Catwoman was walking over to him
"Uh Uh Kittycat this is how its done" Ivy said walking up and kissing Batman on the lips after about thirty seconds she stepped back "Nah Harvey was much better"
"Not correct Red this is how its done" Harley walked over to Batman put her hands round his neck and kissed him passionately for about 2 minutes this time Batman stepped back looking stunned
"It doesn't matter how you two think its done he is MY Bat" Catwoman said walking over to kiss him
"Um are you three drunk" Batman asked looking slightly confused and stepping back from Catwoman
"Now what was your first clue" Ivy asked giggling "Wanna drink Battyboy" Harley asked handing him a bottle
"Um" Batman said
"Go on" Catwoman cooed
"Told you he wouldn't drink it" Harley said grinning
"Maybe you should rename yourself Chicken man" Ivy said smirking
"Oh fine" He said he knew they were trying to mock him into drinking it and it was working
"Told you that would work" Catwoman muttered looking smug and watching Batman drink the whole bottle
"Man he drinks fast" Harley looked shocked "Want another one" She held up another bottle
"No thanks" He said but all three of them started making chicken noises so he grabbed and drunk it all
"How often does he drink" Harley wondered out loud "More often than you would think" Catwoman said as Batman dropped the bottle and started kissing her "Ok I'm not sure I want to see how this ends" Ivy said "Pockets Pockets Flower" she picked the flower out of her hair and took out a sweet and ate it
"Harley do you" but Harley's phone went off she picked it up
"Hello Carly Hinn I mean Harleen Quinn I mean Har..PUDDIN" "Oh great" Ivy muttered "Puddin how you...Yes I fine...Of cores I'm not drunk Puddin...I'll meet you there Puddin" she put the phone down.
"Look Harley eat this" Ivy passed her a sweet, she ate it
"I Like those sweets you don't get a hang over and can remember everything, Um if you kissed B man wont he like die" she asked curiously
"Doubt it, you try distinguishing the right toxins when your drunk as hell" Ivy shrugged
"Well you learn something new everyday" she said
"I thought you where going to meet Joker" Ivy asked
"I was, I am Ok bye Red" Harley walked to the stairs
"Bye" Ivy walked to the edge of the building and stepped onto a plant and going down Batman and Catwoman behind her I don't own the characters or places Please Enjoy and Review
