Truth or Dare with Eragon
Chapter 8
This Chapter is rated K+ for mild but enjoyable violence.
Just so you know... This chapter will be WAY better if you listen to the song 'Boombox' before you read it. So what are you waiting for! go and look it up on youtube!
Thorn immediately took the lead. He was the strongest out of the three dragons, but also unfortunately the largest also. He plowed through street vendors, cabbage merchants, and rich noble men like a boat pushing water aside on a river as he made his way to the finish line.
Behind him, Saphira and Eridor were running madly trying to run faster then the other. Saphira took long graceful strides, while Eridor took big stomps that made the ground shake.
Nasuda looked out the back of her cart with a small telescope while hiding under a fake bush. She could clearly see Eridor stomping around trying to impress Saphira, while Eragon and Arya just tried to hang on for dear life.
She also saw that Orik was on the cart behind Saphira trying to stop Angela from throwing banana peels at Saphira's feet.
All we need is a little distraction... Nasuda thought to herself evilly.
She quickly made herself busy by looking through her medieval CD collection inside her bag. Quickly flipping through the endless copies of lady blah blah albums, looking for the CD called 'Ricky's Roll.' Soon she would exactly hat she had been looking for.
"Murtagh!" Nasuda called up, "Is it time for phase one?"
"Go for phase one!" Murtagh replied.
Nasuda threw Murtagh a pair of ear muffs, and then put on her own pair. Then she inserted the disk.
Nasuda had never truly listened to this song herself. When she was in Surda leading the Varden, she went on a shopping spree like most teenage girls did. While she was looking for some new perfume, she stumbled upon a curious street called 'The Dark Alley Where You Buy Evil Things'. Thinking that she might find something useful, She walked over to it. Before she was even a meter in, she was approached by an old lady who offered to sell her "An evil song from another dimension." After spending all of the Vardens savings on it, she promptly forgot about it, and also conveniently forgot about how the varden had lost all it's money.
Well now, she decided that it was the time to use it. She hit the play button, and all hell broke lose. Again.
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Nasuda watched in horror as the music took it's toll. A large mushroom cloud covered the city, and covered everything in ash. Everyone within one-hundred feet of the boom box screamed in pain as their ears caught on fire. Arya and Eragon were out of that range, but the effect was terrible on them too. She could their elf ears turn red and their faces contort in pure misery of the terrible music. The Saphira and Eridor shot fire thought their mouths, and several buildings caught on fire.
Nasuda watched as the dragons steadily lost ground, and soon disappeared from site. When she decided that they were a safe distance away she stopped the music and took her earmuffs off.
She Tried to get Murtagh to take his ear muffs off too, but he couldn't hear her. Nasuda just shrugged and returned to watching through her telescope.
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Eragon and Arya sighed with relief as the evil sounds faded from Nasudas boom box. Arya was in the lead, and she pulled up in front of Saphira, and didn't allow her to make any advances. Angela took advantage of the situation and started firing with her mounted bow. On each bolt she attacked a banana, which she then fired at Saphira's feet.
After a few minuets, one of Angela's shots landed right under Saphira's great scaly foot. She slipped on it and started to swerve from side to side destroying buildings and running ear burnt people over.
"I thought I told you that drunk driving was illegal Eragon!" Angelina called tauntingly.
"That doesn't even make sense!" Eragon called back.
"Well you remember it now!" She shouted, "And never forget the power of bananas!"
With that, Angela fired another banana arrow under Saphira's foot again. This time Saphira flipped over and landed on a building destroying Orik's cart, and most of Eragon.
Arya and Angelina hooted with joy and sped on trying to catch up with the lady blah blah team.
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Nasuda woke up in the back of the cart. She yawned and stretched casually as she tried to remember how she ended up in a cart behind and dragon racing through a burning city under a mushroom cloud.
She thought about it for a while, and then gave up. She looked around, and had developed the feeling that something wasn't right. First she realized that she wasn't wearing socks. Then After a quick look at her magic digital watch she realized that it was four o'clock. Four o'clock in the morning. Only then did she remember that she was in a dragon race. Still something didn't feel right. She thought about it for a while, and then she remembered again. The race had started at eleven o'clock yesterday night. That meant that they had been racing for a long time. Nasuda struggled to figure out how long they had been racing, but gave up after a few minuets. All she new was that they had been racing for far to long.
"Murtagh!" She called, "Where are we? Did we win the race?"
Murtagh ignored her, and kept going about his business as if he hadn't heard her.
Oh no he didn't! She thought angrily.
Nasuda jumped off the cart and onto Thorn. from there she climbed up onto Thorn's saddle, and realized that Murtagh still had his ear muffs on.
She quickly pulled them off and yelled in his ear.
"MURTAGH STOP!"
Murtagh stopped thorn abruptly and looked at Nasuda with bloodshot eyes and parched lips. He looked at her dumbly for a while and then collapsed into the saddle. Moments late Thorn followed in his riders example.
Nasuda cursed her luck and rummaged around the saddle bags. Soon she found what she needed. That was of course instant coffee. Nasuda found and random wine skin and poured the black powder into it. She then shook it around and stuck it in Murtagh's mouth. When he was done drinking, she jumped down and put some more coffee into Thorns mouth. Nasuda then barley had time to jump back into the saddle before the coffee took it's toll. Three seconds later Murtagh eyes opened. He looked at Nasuda with his bloodshot eyes, and began to giggle uncontrollably. Thorn then started to twitch and spasm faster then then the fastest elf.
Before Nasuda could say anything, Murtagh, whipped Thorns reigns and blasted off. Nasuda clung on for dear life as they blasted towards the finish line.
AN: HEY PEOPLE I'M BACK! After taking a long relaxing vacation from fanficiton (about 3 months...) I decided to return today. Turns out that almost my entire account was reset due to my inactivity. :(
I am going to finish this story. I'm not certain if I'm going to continue ALL my stories, becasue I have like five, and it's just a bit to much for me to handle right now. So, I'm going to try to finish them all off one at a time. first I'll finish this, and from there... well i'll see... it all depends on if people read my story. I don't write for myself anymore... I WRITE FOR YOU!
However, that also means that if nobody reads this I will not continue this story.
Also, a big apology to my fans. I kind of left you guys to dye when I left, and I'm really sorry. If I ever leave again I will tell you now!
As always I take constructive criticism and ideas, just don't make it tooo harsh... Oh yeah, whoever posted that comment who was pretending to be my wife... well... I thought that was EPIC! I was LOLLING over that, good job!
'YOU HAVE TO KNOW YOUR LIMITS WITH A BOOMBOX!"
