A/N: Hello there… I'm back with a longer chapter… sorry about before, ne? Hope you like this one… very much. Although it's not that funny, expect more funny stuffs in the future! I love ya all! Seriously, well, to those who I've made unhappy, I'm really, REALLY sorry! Well, happy reading!
Disclaimer: SDK I not mine, bebeh!
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Chapter Seven – The One with the Pasta Date, Part 3!
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"ARGH! OKAY, WHO'S SNORING?" Yuya shrieked and woke Kyo up. Kyo looked at her lazily. "WAS IT YOU?" she accused.
Kyo shook his head. "I don't snore; I believe you do, though."
Kyo dodged the fist.
Yuya fell off the bed.
…And she was now face to face with a black cat.
…who was not happy with her fall…
"MIAOWW!" the cat screeched and scratch Yuya's face without mercy. ZHING-ZHANG-ZHUNG!
"ARGH! YOU BITHCY CAT OF THE BITCHIEST CAT EVER! GET OFF OF ME!" Yuya tried to pry the cat's claws off of her hair but the cat is quite bitchy so it won't let her do what she wants.
Kyo just stared at the catfight. 'Since this is a catfight, I should let them be. They say don't interfere with catfights or you'll get scratched… I don't want that, do I?'
"KYO! HELP ME!" Yuya yelled through a closed mouth since the cat was still hugging her face with its butt in front of Yuya's mouth.
Okay, that was it.
Kyo helped her.
He did this in slowmo.
First: Kyo got off from the bed.
Second: He walked slowly to her.
Third: He reached out to grab the cat by its neck… pulling it from Yuya's face with force.
Fourth: He threw the cat away.
Fifth: He looked at Yuya's scratched up face and fainted.
"KYO!" she reached out for him but saw her reflection in the mirror too. Fainting as she did so.
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"Vhy, vhy… vho arg you people? Zhu you need my azzistance? Vait for me in my office, I'll be there in a zec…" Doctor Maria turned to the two Devil Nurses. "Vho zhu zey vant zu meet? Zaizhi? Zaizei?"
"It's Saishi and Saisei… Maria-sensei…" Saishi corrected her, annoyed.
"Vatever… vell, these three men arg zure a treat zu ze eyez and ze handz… hahahaha… I'll be sure zu have ze doctor zu treat you people nicely."
Akira looked at the beautiful Doctor Maria with fear. Hotaru sulked to not have the frog doll with him to play with. Benitora was still sleeping.
Doctor Maria stared at them. "So… you people arg ze onez vho escaped ze hospital, eh? Vell, sorry, but maybe I cannot help you. Ze doctor iz a nice man, but… not nice vhen it comes to vell… people vho deserve it…"
Okay, NOW Akira's in REAL panic.
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"…Tokito… are you asleep? May I come in?" Muramasa knocked her niece's door. Getting no answer, he knocked again. "Tokito?"
"Argh… just come in… it's not locked…" a grumble answered.
Muramasa entered the dark room, where candles are everywhere and tarot cards lie around. Tokito was lying on her stomach, reading about astrology. "What do you want?" she murmured as she flipped the pages, uncaring.
"Well, Fubuki called for you just now… but you didn't holler so I asked him to call you back at about eight. Answer him, okay?" Muramasa told her. Tokito just shrugged and continued reading the book.
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"So… the rebellious teens… have reached their limit, yes?" the doctor questioned, readying a sharp scalpel. Doctor Maria smiled at him. "Yes? Maria-san?" the doctor asked as he sat impatiently at his desk.
"Vell, Fubuki-sensei… zey have reached their limit. Zey von't be escaping, believe me. Zey arg zuu weak zu even move." Maria laughed out loud before taking out her syringe. "It'd be fun dizecting them…"
(A/N: I'm very lazy…)
"Yes, it will… um, who are they again?" Fubuki rose from where he was sitting to see the file Maria was holding. "Give me that…"
Maria gave the file to him. "Vell… zey are of, no, only one of zem arg of Mibu blood. Hotaru."
"That dense brother of Shinrei? THAT Hotaru? Keikoku?" Fubuki questioned.
Maria nodded and then shook her head. "Vait… I'm not clear wiv this… vell, maybe he iz."
"Then… we will need more things than just a scalpel if the other two with him are his friends… we would need a chainsaw…" Fubuki informed her. Maria only nodded. He turned to get the chainsaw.
Fubuki stopped dead in his tracks before opening the lock to the Hell Gate. He turned around to face Maria. "Um, but maybe, I'll back out."
"Vhy?"
"I have this… thing. I have to call my daughter."
"But work comez first!"
Fubuki shook his head. "Not anymore when you try to win over the heart of your daughter…" Fubuki decided to head for the phone but he stopped again.
"Vat iz it?"
"I just remembered. My cat's gone. Wait, I left it at the hotel."
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"Um… sir, madam? Are you two okay?" the manager tried to wake the heavy sleepers but to no avail. They were under too much pressure to wake up. The manager turned to the bellboy. "Call security, Fubuki-sama's cat is at it again…"
The bellboy shivered. "That cat is the worst to ever be born… it once scratched my butt and it hasn't healed!"
"Did you not go to the vet?"
"How come the vet?"
"It's because you're now half-cat since the cat scratched you… seriously."
"Then… what about these guests?"
"Oh, I hope they won't get it… but, from these scratches on this lovely lady's face… she could be. Thankfully, this man doesn't have the scratches…or he'll be a hell cat."
"Yes, I agree…"
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"He hasn't called," Tokito said sourly as she picked on her dinner.
"Fubuki?"
"Yep."
"Well, he will. He promised." Muramasa ate his dinner peacefully. They were having sushi if anyone is interested… (A/N: I'm positive I am…)
"…yeah right."
"He loves you… remember that."
Tokito stared at Muramasa's blue eyes. "If he does, why did he give me to you?"
Muramasa stared at her, shocked.
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"Um… Miharu-chan, why are you doing this to them?"
"It's because I'm BORED."
"Yeah, you have no life…"
"BEHAVE or I'll kill you."
"Hai'…"
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"…time sure flies by fast…" Akira stated as he looked at his wristwatch. Remembering that he was blind, he sighed heavily. "Man… am I THAT scared to think I can SEE?"
"Oh… Yuya-han… kiss me…" Benitora flailed his hands to reach out for the imaginary Yuya. Founding nothing, he fell from the hospital bed with a loud 'THUMP'!
"I want that frog back…" Hotaru complained.
"Oh, we're so gonna die tomorrow… who the hell is that doctor anyways?" Akira ended the conversation as they were surprised by the two Devil Nurses.
Holding lots of syringes and scalpels in their hands, they smiled sweetly as they announced. "It's time to go to the Waiting Room!"
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A/N: Hm… just so you know… it's a different bellboy. It's quite random and I think it's more to What If type of chapters… no? Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this one. If there are any mistakes, fine, shoot me. R&R, please.
