After a long break, here is the next chapter of KYS in the year 2007.
Enjoy!
Know Your Stars: Tenten
Tenten was, as usual, practicing her aim with various kunai, shuriken, etc. Her training was rudely interrupted by-
"Tenten! Tenten! I was stripped by my youthfulness! I have failed Gai sensei! I cannot bear to live without my youthful flame!"
And with that, Lee ran away, shrieking and flailing his arms like a headless chicken to wail to everyone else that he was stripped of his manliness-oops, I mean youthfulness. Sorry. -cough-
Tenten was about to resume her training but stopped when she heard-
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars.
She immediately started hurling shuriken in all directions.
Tenten...is really a guy.
"No I'm not! You want proof?"
It's okay. Tenten...only loves Neji because she feels pity towards him and his blindness.
"What are you talking about? That's a whole clan you're insulting! I would never pity Neji! He was #1 Rookie last year!
Tenten...doesn't have a last name because her father died before her mother got pregnant with her and her mom had to turn herself in jail after seeing poor Tenten's hideous face. Yes, it was that ugly.
"You implying I'm an illegitimate child! Why you bastard!"
Tenten...I'm afraid that would be you.
Tenten huffed angrily and started her weapon attack again, this time firing at the heavens.
Tenten...failed the Chuunin Preliminaries because she saw Temari's face and thought she was the most beautiful girl on the planet, thus resulting in her getting distracted.
"I don't even know her yet! Shut up and go bully someone else!"
Tenten...likes reading lesbian porn. She has stacks of it at home and gives them to Neji, who reads them too much, gets an overdose, and never feels sexual urges."
"I am not a bastard! I am not a lesbian! I don't know Temari of the Sand personally and I DON'T SHARE PORN MAGAZINES WITH NEJI!!"
So now you know Tenten-the illegitimate failure who pities Neji's blindness and shares lesbian porn mags with him.
Tenten's eyes glowed red as she chucked many weapons into the air again.
By the way, Tenten, did you know that Sakura sells her weapons on eBay and uses the money for her dresses?
"I...will kill that bitch!" Tenten ran off.
Next Chapter: Hyuuga Neji
What insults will our favorite genius have to put up with?
Okay...I wasn't particularly too fond of this chapter, but whatev.
This time, when you review, say what you liked best about the chapter! (If you even liked it)
Reviews are love.
Signing off,
CheerfullyPessimistic
