Okay here I am. Yeah I am super sorry this chapter took so long to come out. I have no excuse.

But I do have some, so like I'll save the excuses for the end of the chapter. Just start reading you guys lawl~.

I don't own Touhou Project or Harry Potter, I'm just spending my days away writing about these series.


Harry woke the next day to Suika cuddling him, her breathy snores ruffling his hair. For a moment he lay wondering how the oni managed to get into his futon without waking him, and how she was sleeping on her side when her horns should have prevented it. It took some wiggling to free himself from her arms, Suika made unhappy sounds slowly waking, Harry sat up placing his glasses on looking towards the window where the sun was spilling into the room.

"Hey~ who told you to wake so early?" Suika huffed reaching out to wrap her arms around him again pulling back against her chest. "You make a pretty good pillow, so lie down and sleep somemore."

"I always wake this early." Harry squirmed making the oni huff again and let him go. "I didn't mean to wake you. I'm sorry." He muttered give her an apologetic look.

"Ah no need to look like a kicked puppy kid." Suika sighed, "If you're awake then I'll get up too." She grinned. "Wouldn't want Reimu to get mad at me for not keeping an eye on you cause you got hurt somehow. So get dressed!" Suika rolled to her feet and stretched, her horns, Harry just now realized how short they were, grew back to their original length.

"How did you do that?"

"With my Ability to Manipulate Density. I can makes things break apart or pull them together. I can reduce things to a mist or set it on fire. I can also make myself bigger and smaller or turn into mist." Harry blinked slowly pulling his clothes on. He had never heard of something like that. Suika caught the bemused look on his face and grinned. "Don't strain your brain trying to figure out how it works, just go with it. Once you step foot into Gensokyo you leave your Common Sense on the other side!" With that chirped exclamation she swooped down scooping Harry into her arms making him squeak startled and clinging to her neck. She nudged the door open with her foot and walked down the hall head tilted.

They found Reimu in the sitting room sprawled on the floor snoring, her clothes and hair in disarray, free from its ribbon tubes and bow. One of her sleeves was missing, the other pooled at the end of her wrist spread on the floor. A small almost dopey smile was on her face a tiny dish inches from her hand. Suika snorted eyeing her form amused.

"Ha still knocked out huh? Talk about a lightweight~."

"What do you mean?" Harry tipped his head back to look up at her.

"Well after you went to sleep I started giving drinks from my gourd. Reimu and Marisa got completely drunk, I think Sakuya was too but it was hard to tell with her. She has a pretty good poker face." Suika chuckled, "Marisa left some time ago, Reimu was out after like a dozen drinks. Marisa drank more than her and was still awake."

"Oh," He murmured quietly staring at Reimu. "Will she be sleeping all day?"

"Nah Reimu will wake when her body is ready." Suika shifted him, "So what do you want to do until then?" Harry's stomach answered before he could open his mouth making him blush furiously. "Haha~ even your body is honest about what it wants! Okay let's see if there's anything to eat in this place." She turned on her heel and moved to the kitchen.

A quick search revealed some vegetables, bags of rice, and left over mushrooms, that Suika gave a bland look. "Ah no meat huh? She never seems to have any when I come by." She pouted. "Meh whatever." Suika lowered him to the ground and grabbed a large plate, "Alright you get those vegetables and mushrooms together and find some thin sticks."

Harry nodded zipping around the kitchen. "What are you going to do Suika?"

"I'll roast them and some fish outside. Reimu says I can never use her stove anymore cause I did something to the last one that broke it." The oni shrugged. Harry paused for a moment blinking, looking at the wood burning stove, then Suika and wondered how she could have broken something but not known what she did. "Hey~ what did I say about trying to figure things you don't understand out? Don't worry about it." She chided and pat his head.

The young brunet looked up at her through his hair. "But shouldn't you know what you did so you don't do it again?"

"Hm maybe, but why bother when I hardly use stoves anyway." Suika shrugged again. Harry's brow furrowed but he returned to gathering the food at Suika's nudge to his shoulder. She took the full plate in one hand and wrapped an arm around his waist making her way to the front of the shrine placing the plate to one side and Harry on the other.

"How are you going to get the fish?" Harry peered up at her.

Suika winked, "Like this!" The oni ran a hand through her hair pulling some strands free letting them float to the ground. As they dropped they began glowing a hazy white turning into bubbles before forming five mini-Suikas reaching halfway up her calf. Harry gawked wide-eyed. "Alright mini-mes listen up! Go to the river and catch some fish. Don't eat them you hear!" The tiny Suikas saluted and chirped, "Ossu~!" before scampering off. Suika flopped onto the porch taking a sip from her gourd. She glanced at him. "Flies taste bad, y'know."

"Wha-what?" He sputtered mouth opening and closing in shock. "Ho-how did you . . ."

"Manipulation of Density. I used my hair as a base to make those copies and added my magic so they can take orders."

"Oh," Harry said faintly mind still reeling. Suika laughed patting his back.

"Don't worry kid you'll get use to it."


Somewhere in the sky

"Andandand his eyes! Did ah tells you bout them?"

"You did Marisa."

" . . . oh. Ah'll tells ya again! Gots these real bright green eyes, ah like 'im cause green."

"That's nice Marisa."

Marisa blinked for a few minutes and pointed scowling, "Ahre you listenin to meee~!?"

"Yes Marisa." The magician blinked again.

"Oh . . . Arisuu~ wheres ahre we goin~?" She slurred flipping so she was hanging by her legs from her broom.

"For the last time, the shrine Marisa."

"Whys~?"

"Because I don't want to deal with you drunk."

" . . . oh." The blond swung then twisted her eyes catching sight of something nearby. "FAIRY! I SEES FARIES. IMMA SHOT IT DEAD. PEW PEW PEW."

"Marisa no!"


Suika could breathe fire. It was the coolest thing he had ever seen. Harry knew his mouth was hanging open again but he couldn't help it. It was awesome, watching the fire flow from the oni's mouth starting as a thin stream that bloomed into a ball surrounding the food on the sticks. Suika let the fire taper off grinning at the star struck expression on his face.

"Trying to catch flies again huh?" Harry's mouth closed with a quiet click and he blushed. "Haha~ you're too cute y'know." She chuckled motioning the floating sticks onto the plate and levitating new ones up.

"I am?"

"Yeah," Suika reached out ruffling his hair. "You should see the look on your face when you see magic. You look all shocked and your eyes get really big, then they start glowing, like your magic is stirring under your skin. Like it wants to be used as well." She flashed a crooked smile, "It'll be a sad day when you become used to seeing magic, I'll miss your awe looks." Suika motioned to the plate. "Anyway eat up! You have to be the thinnest kid I've ever seen." Harry nodded taking one of the steaming sticks and nibbling on the hot food.

Suika spent the next few minutes cooking until there was nothing left to roast flopping back to eat and pushing more food into Harry. Aside from the bird songs it was quiet and relaxing. Again Harry couldn't but think for a place that was filled beings meant to cause trouble it was really peaceful, or maybe it was just around the shrine that things were calm. He chewed thoughtfully on a nutty smelling mushroom watching clouds roll over head. 'I wonder when Marisa will come back? Will I have a flying lesson today?'

"HEY SUIKA HARRY~!" The loud shout made Harry jump dropping his half full stick. Suika caught it before it hit the ground and waved at the approaching girls.

"Hey~ you're back already huh Marisa? And you brought Alice too!" The oni grinned. "Long time no see Alice!" Harry watched the two blonds land, well Alice landed Marisa sort of crashed flying off her broom rolling on the ground to a stop before Suika sprawled out.

"Ah it's good to see you too Suika." Alice said walking forward looking exasperated her dark orange eyes* on Marisa, who was slurring something under her breath face pressed into the ground. She was very pretty, Harry noted, the same height as Sakuya and like Remilia's hair Alice's bright blond hair was wavy and curled at her neck a pink headband sitting in her hair bangs framing her face. She wore an ankle length blue dress with a long white frilly collar and short puffy sleeves, a pink ribbon tied around her neck and waist, and brown boots. At her left shoulder was a doll with long sunny blond hair reaching pass her shoulders wearing a red dress with a white belt, a red bow sat atop its head, and a pair of faint pinkish butterfly-like wings on its back.

Alice looked away from the other blond to him. "Who is this Suika? Is he 'The cute kid Reimu adopted because his family doesn't have enough' ahem 'common sense to treat him properly?'"

Suika snorted, "Yeah this is Harry." She handed his stick back to him. Harry took it absentmindedly still staring at Alice. She quirked a smile at him and curtsied, the doll did the same.

"Hello Harry I am The Seven Colored Puppeteer Alice Margatroid, and at my shoulder is my doll Shanghai. I'm pleased to meet you."

For a moment Harry floundered making a sort of squeaky sound, he never been greeted so formally, before sputtering, "It-it's nice to meet you too Alice." He bobbed his head in a bow.

Alice smile grew wider, "You have some manners, that's good. It's best to keep a hold on them, for however long you plan to stay in Gensokyo."

"Nanners!" Harry yelped as Marisa surged up from her spread eagle position to throw herself atop him. "Arry no need nanners! Ish fine like nao~." She slurred into his neck.

Alice looked faintly annoyed at her behavior. "Get off him Marisa. He looks uncomfortable." She stepped forward sitting on Harry's right reaching out to grab the other blond's shoulder pulling her away. And squeaked as she received a lap full of drunk magician. "Marisa! Get a hold of yourself, for Goddess' sake!"
"Why ya gotta bee~ dat way~?" Marisa whined clinging to Alice's shoulders her face buried in the other girl's chest causing a red flush to spread over her face. "You nevar get on Suika bout bring this way."

"Suika is a fully functioning being, unlike you, when drunk." Alice hissed trying and failing to pry the magician's hands off her.

Harry blinked eying Marisa, taking in her red cheeks, hazy gold eyes, mussed hair and clothes, then looked at Suika noting her straight posture, eyes were just a bit cloudy, and how she only looked like she just woke rather than disheveled. The oni grinned, "Yeah I'm completely drunk right now."

"You are?" He looked between the two again. "If you're drunk then why aren't you acting like Marisa?"

"Oni are the best drinkers you'll ever see. We hardly ever get completely smashed, even if we're slightly drunk we never lose control of our bodies. But in my case I'm always drunk like Marisa, thanks to my gourd." She waved said gourd cheerfully. "This is a special treasure, no matter how much I drink from it or pour it'll never run out of sake. It's great right?"

"I guess?" Harry shrugged. Suika laughed and ruffled his hair.

"Don't worry, when you can drink you'll think it's the greatest thing ever." She said eyes bright and sparkling. "Speaking of drinks~. Want a sip Alice?"

The puppeteer grimaced giving up on pushing Marisa away, the magician babbled something into her dress. "No thank you. I'm not in the mood at the moment." She tipped her head. "Oh Reimu is awake now. She's currently cursing your name Suika."

The oni snorted looking amused. "Took her long enough, the lightweight." She tilted her head to the side. A red slip of paper shot out the shrine.

"I-I heard that you you damned oni." The miko stammered stumbling to the doorway but paused cringing back. "Augh! Too bright ooh my head~." Harry looked over his shoulder watching Reimu back into the hallway a hand pressed over one her eyes, the other clenched shut, looking pale. Shanghai fluttered around her head dark blue eyes glowing.

"Stop being a baby Reimu," Suika sniffed standing. She made a beckoning motion at Marisa's hat, it flew off the magician's head into her hand. "If I remember correctly I think Marisa carried some of those potion thingys that helped with hangovers." The oni hummed as she dug around inside the hat.

"Marisa makes potions?" Harry asked blinking watching Suika's arm sink deeper and deeper into the black hat.

"Yes she likes to use them to boost her magic." Alice said shifted the dozing drooling magician in her lap. "And occasionally she'll use them in duels as well. Marisa has flasks filled with magical mushrooms she experiments on. They tend to explode violently. Never be anywhere near her when you see one in her hands." Harry nodded still staring at Suika, she was up to her shoulder still digging in the magician hat.

"Man I can't feel anything other than those stupid mushrooms." She huffed pulling back squeezing a red and white spotted mushroom.

Reimu groaned, "Oh forget trying to find anything in that hat. You'd have a better chance looking in her pockets." The miko blinked and squinted. "I'll just use a healing ofuda, I don't have time to be groping in whatever space and feeling around the crap Marisa filled her pockets with." With that grumble Reimu retreated back into the shrine.

"Pfft~ the pain can't be that bad." Suika muttered tossing the hat onto Marisa's face.

"Well hangover headaches tend to be worst than any other pain." Alice said shrugging elegantly, Shanghai flew to her shoulder for a moment before floating to Harry circling around him. He watched the little doll curious.

"Seriously? She took a punch from me and didn't even flinch."

"I'm sure she cushioned the blow." Alice shifted Marisa from her lap laying her on the porch. "Besides Suika until you have a hangover you really can't talk."

"Well that'll never happen." The oni snorted taking a drink.

Alice eyed the gourd. "Hm yes you're right about that, at least." She looked away to Harry. "So you're from the Outside World huh?" Harry nodded. Alice smiled reaching out to pluck Shanghai out the air. "You wouldn't happen to know about dolls on that side, would you?"


End~! Augh my god why did this take forever and a day to do?!

Okay so like I said I had excuses so here they are:

First I had writers block again, so nothing got done in days. Then Dead Pann poked me and asked what the hold up was. After talking with them I got hyped and actually wrote a bit! So thank them for giving me a little push to get things running again.

For like two days, I looked over what I had and like I wanted to start over with a new different chapter be decided no I won't do that. So of course the moment I decided that my laptop went, "You need to get stuff done? Yeah let me die on you first~." Yes my laptop die on me so the chunk of the chapter I wrote was gone and I had start over from scratch on other laptop that I don't like~.

But eh I wrote it all from memory, and if my mom finally gets the other laptop fixed I might merge this rewrite with the other bits I wrote. We'll see . . .

Anyway my whining aside, how was the chapter guys? Did I get Alice down right? She's not OOC in anyway is she? Let me know~!

Also, if you guys care or whatever, I made a Tumblr. I have a preview of an up coming chapter there, so like if you want spoilers you can look at that. Link is on my profile, called Kazzie's Corner. I'll be posting random things there sometimes.

That's all I guess. Until next time you guys. Thanks for sticking around, and your reviews, welcome new readers and all that jazz~!

*Oh yeah Alice's eyes! Because I'm starting after Imperishable Night, Alice's eyes are dark orange. When we get to Scarlet Weather Rhapsody they will be green.