Chapter 8: Samus' Dark Hour

Twilight Okami: Disclaimer Time!

Samus: I'll do it… Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show.

Kirby: Or my ice cream!

Samus: Who gives a dam pink beach ball?

Kirby: -Sniffs- You hurt my feeling! WHAAAAAA!! –Goes to the Time-Out corner-

Twilight Okami and Samus: O_o

"AGGGGGGGHHH!!! I WILL KILL ZEL- Oh, hi and welcome back to…" Midna pauses.

"TALKIN' 'BOUT YOUR GENERATION!!" The Audience cheered.

"No, for the last time it's Super Smash Bros Gamer!" Midna screamed madly.

"…" Audience quiet.

"The bashing got to her head…" Dr. Mario noted to Mario.

"SHUT UP MADONA TWO TOXIC MAN!!!" Midna screamed madly.

"O_o" Dr. Mario speechless at Midna.

"Ok, anyway there will be no more Fangirl Wars or bashing ok?" Midna asked the Smashers.

"But you-" The Ice Climber stated but got interrupted.

"Before we go to the next doomed- I mean Smasher; let us introduce the new judge! She's a girl whose name is after a flower, and she is such a stalking girl to Mario! Give it up to Princess Daisy!" Midna greeted.

"WHAT!?" Mario shouts in shock.

The Audience cheers as Daisy goes and sits besides Nazo, and notices Mario.

"Hi Mario!" Daisy greeted happily.

"Oh shit…" Mario muttered.

"I must say, I can't believe I'm on a show! Thank you so much Twilight Okami!" Daisy calls happily.

"No problem" Twilight Okami replied.

"Anyway Daisy, what do you give the scores to the previous Smashers?" Midna asked.

"For Mario's a 5 of course, even thou he's my Mario-poo" Daisy replied with a wink at Mario.

"....." Mario quiet.

"….!!!" Peach getting jealous.

"Peach's is a 4 for that was SO wrong. Kirby's a 5, I mean, we like explosions, right?" Daisy asked the Audience.

"KAAAAAAAAA-BBOOOOOOOOM!!!" The Audience screams.

"… With Sonic's, a 4.5, for that was so different from the others. Zelda nice act was 3.5, for it was too much blood…" Daisy pauses.

"What do you mean 'too much blood'? IT WAS AWESOME!!!" Anna protested.

"O_o, for Lucario's a 3 and for Red's a no doubt 5 and that's all!" Daisy shouted happily.

"Ok, now let us bring in the next embarrassed Smasher! She's described as a cross-dresser, for she looks like a man in her space suit, but she's a blond! Who can it be, but Samus!" Midna introduced.

"I am not a cross-dresser! And oh crap!" Samus shouted sadly.

"What ever cross-dresser, let's jus' see what ya got…" Midna paused and looked down at the card. "OWWWWWWWWW I feel SO sorry for you…" Midna muttered.

"Oh shit, what is it?" Samus asked. (She's not in the Varia Suit, ya know).

"First you have to make these ingredients…" Midna paused as she showed on the board.

Ingredients:

Urine, Cat Fur, Spiders, Vomit, Chocolate, Snakes (Alive ones), Shark Lungs and Coffee.

Make:

Jumble all the stuff together, and then of course eat, ALL the time, everyone time you swallow!

"O_o… Well, its better then the others…" Samus muttered.

"I haven't finished! You have to keep eating it, and then do the Macarena, in the dark while fighting the Space Pirates, and they get to bash you, until they finish!" Midna explained happily.

"O_o" Samus to shock and speechless for words.

"Now, go to the kitchen and make it!" Midna demanded

"……….. Oh shit……" Samus simply said.

Samus went to the kitchen and put the cat fur in the vomit, along with chocolate, she then got the snake who bit her and she yelled 'CRAAPPPP!!' and tied the snake around the shark lung and vomit with cat fur and chocolate; and finally put the spiders in and poured Urine and Coffee on and came back.

"Now, got and be in the dark!" Midna demanded.

Samus muttered curses and entered the dark without her visor and looked around.

"Who turn off the lights?" She asked and began eating a small chunk.

The Space Pirates came in and saw Samus and narrowed their eyes in please.

"GSHGIS WDES (KILL HER!)" One pirate demanded.

Samus was eating while doing the Macarena, and vomit couple of times, and the Space Pirates began bashing her hard, and Smaus screamed like a little girl. After 20 minutes of violence, Samus came with scars, blood, gashes, black eyes and bruises. Everyone laughed at her happily.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! You look good there cross-dresser!" Midna laughed.

"I'M…….. NOT…. A….CROSS-DRESSER!!!!!!!!!" Samus screamed and fainted.

"… Judges what do you think?" Midna asked.

"O_o….. BLOOD, VIOLENCE, DEATH EXPERIENCE AND THAT'S THE AWESOME HUMOR!!!! 5 NO DOUBT!!!" Anna cracked up and ROFL on the floor, again.

"O_o" Reiji speechless at Anna "…I give it 4, nothing else to say but LOL!!" Reiji called happily.

"…… I give it a 4.5, I only wished it was Sonic…." Nazo simply said.

"You'll only give a 5 when it is Sonic, right?" Reiji asked Nazo.

"….. Yes, of course…." Nazo replied.

"And of you Daisy?" Midna asked.

"BWWWHAAAA!! Poor cross-dresser Samus, a 5 for me!" Daisy chuckled.

"Ok, and we'-" Midna pauses as she hears a grunt.

"OWWW!!!" Mario screams.

"YOU'RE MINE!!" Daisy screamed on top of his back.

"NO HE'S MINE!!!!" Peach screamed and tackled Daisy, and the two fall of the stage, punching, kicking and even biting each other.

"O_o" Mario speechless at the princess.

"ALRIGHT!!!" Zelda screamed happily and tackled Midna.
"YOU BEACH!!!" Midna replied as she punched Zelda.

"My revenge…" Lucario mutters at Mewtwo.

Lucario attacks Mewtwo and the two start fighting.

"BLOOD, VIOLENCE!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!" Anna cheered happily as she got up.

"O_o" All judges speechless at Anna.

"This fight is out of hand!" Chopper screamed. "I can't believe I'm doing this…" Chopper muttered and got out something. "YOU GUYSS!!" Chopper called.

"WHAT!?" Everyone called as they stopped fighting.

Chopper then got a litter and showed to everyone.

"What are you going to do?" Midna chuckled.

"Ya, going to burn this place up?" Mewtwo chuckled mockingly.

"If you don't stop, I'll burn this Brad Pitt auto-graph!" Chopper fretted.

"…….." All Smashers and Midna quiet.

"O_o……." Fangirls really speechless.

"IT'S MINE!!!" Peach screamed as she got on the stage.

"NO MINE!!!" Lucario shouted.

"NOOOOOO WAYYYYY! IT'SSSSSSS OURRRRRRSSS!!!" The Fangirls screamed.

All the Fangirls got on the stage and charged at Chopper along with the Smashers, Daisy and Midna.

"Wha-WHAT!?!" Chopper screamed in shock. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Chopper screamed as he was run over.

Everyone on the stage fight, kicked, hit, shoot, and bite to get to the auto-graph…

"O_o" Twilight Okami and judges speechless besides Anna who cheered.

"THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER AND EVER WILL BE!!!!!!" She cheered happily.

Author's Note: Really random, I know, and thanks for the reviews!! Bye!