naru-chan13: AHHHHHH! NoOoOoOooOoo! NOT FURBE! AGHhHHhHh...

sasuke: ...random reviews?

naruto: random reviews

naru-chan13: but it was SO cute!

everyone else:take's one step back:

naru-chan13: it worked!

Everyone else?

naru-chan13: pulls out whistle and blows it. Since sasuke was at the center of the others they are all caught up in the invading raids of rabid fangirls:

naru-chan13: YOSH! Onward my minions bwahaha!

Ah, life is good. Why? I'm going to meet with my old team. Why is that good? Simple my stupid little kittling... TORTURE!

'BwahahAHahAhaHhaHAha... hehehe. giggle.'

'Dude, you did not just laugh... The hell?... AND you giggled! '

'... no..'

'Riiiight -.-'

Anyway, the best part is, thanks to my old mask I know just what to do to piss them off. The next time I'll see them is the chunin exam so there's only two things that need to be done. Piss them off and show them up!

'HELL YEAH!'

'You're starting to sound like inner Sakura.'

'Shit.'

There they are. And what's this? Kakashi is on time? Weird. I guess the little display with the old man being nice to me and holding me higher up got him interested. Oh, their talking.

"Ugh, Kakashi-sensei, we've been waiting for half an hour already. Even you were on time for this. Is that Naruto person really that great that we have to put up with this?" same old Sakura.

"I truthfully don't know Sakura."

"Hn... Shouldn't you have been given information on the girl." Wow. Doubt he's said a sentence that long before.

"Well... I tried but Hokage-sama wouldn't give me any information."

" I bet she's just some lords daughter, spoiled brat talking to Hokage-samma like that." Yep, same old Sakura. Time to tell her off. So, being me, I appeared behind her with no sound or poof scared them shitless I did.

'I'm so pround. My wittle kit is gwowing up'

"That's what you get for making assumptions."

"When-"

"I've been here since three." seeing their doubtful looks I elaborated. " I get carried away with training so I came here so I wouldn't forget."

"Why-"

"I figured at least one of you would've noticed." I said stepping away from Sakura. Don't know why but they're just starring.

'Your hopeless kit'

'But that's why you love me'

'True. Anyway, what's not distracting about your looks?'

'Eh?'

(Because Naruto is hopeless and Kyubii would end up having impure thoughts that Naruto would have to see, I the amazing authoress will be doing the description! Naruto is her normal height, which is fine with her. Common people, being short is awesome! Anyway, she's wearing an outfit just like Kuroune from yyh but without the hat and she has a chest rap around her chest, Her hair is long in a braid and is tied off with a white lily. She also tied the headband which, is on black material, around her thigh to hold the kunai case and shurikan case. And lets not forget her whisker scars that make look very exotic. Her skin is also nicely tanned cause she likes to be outside whenever possible.)

"I got the notice that you wanted to speak with me Hatake-san. Please don't waste my time." well, that brought them out of their little space-out.

"Right. Since you will be on MY team I felt it best that you spent some time with us as a TEAM." I wonder what he's getting at-.-

"... is that it or can I go now-"

"NO you may not leave until this is done." great, not even five minutes and I pissed him off. Good to know I haven't lost my touch.

"Calm yourself Hatake-san. So what now?" might as well get it over with.

"Lets start with a spar. Naruto, you'll verse Sakura." Time for Sakura to piss her pants.

"Rules and regulations." wonder why their starring at me like that? Oh well.

"Pardon?" sad.

"Any regulations. As in level of jutsu, genjutsu, etc."

"... you know what, lets just do the tree climbing exorcize." This was followed by complaints from both Sakura and Sasuke.

"You do know that preforming this exorcize increases chakra stores right." and now they were quiet.

"Thank you Naruto-ch-" bst to nip this in the bud.

"Only three five people may call me that and your not one of them... Well, four now." Sakura was going to ask, I just know it.

"Why four and not five." Told ya so.

"That person is no longer capable of calling me that now." and now they are quiet. Whenever I speak it always gets really quiet.

"Um.. Yeah, anyway I suppose I should explain."

"That is not necessary Hatake-san. I am far passed tree climbing." O.O

"... What level are you at?" that question took his students by surprise.

"You mean, what's my standing in the village." a nod. "As I have said before and will say again, I am not and will never be a ninja of this village."

"Why?" he asked.

"You don't know do you." it was more of a statement and I couldn't help letting some of my amusement through.

"I think I'm going to go have a talk with the hokage. The rest of you train for a bit."

And he left, returning in-

"Five, four, three, two and-"poof "one"

"How?" that was addressed to me.

"My business. Besides I'm only doing this to get those scrolls. The old man knows I'm too damn curious."

"But what about all that other stuff." sakura.

"I don't care for money or the forbidden scrolls."

"What about your family? Did they give the hokage permission to give you the scroll early?" that time it was Sasuke. Curiosity killed the cat. Since he desided to bring up my family, I guess I'll just bring up his.

":sigh: you people are so annoying. Even Itachai wasn't this bad." XD I love being me.

"WHAT!?" and now he's holding me against a tree.

'Hey, Kyu-chan?'

'Ya kit?'

'Is this considered sexual harassment?'

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'...'

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"HEY! I'm talking to you!"

"Sorry, I was just thinking if this would be considered sexual harassment." at that he looked to where his hand was gripping WAY too tightly on my chest. The others followed his gaze and they all turned red. .O.O "I'm outa here." and I left but not without telling them I'd meet them outside the academy for the chunin exams.

YAY! I pissed them off AND made them feel uncomfortable!

naru-chan13: yahoo another chapter done. Woot!

Everyone else: ugh

NEXT TIME THE EXAM BEGINS!

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