Holy crap guys, hound here Excited as well as surprised even for me, not only did I made this chapter huge, but it was the quickest that I've actually made it yet, but just goes to show how excited I am on this chapter, So far on this chapter, a lot of things go down here, but I think it's best that We should read what our juvenile delinquent Has in store for us,
Before we start, I feel like I should say this,
Warning: this chapter contains excessive nudity, sexual humor, and gratuitous destruction and violence
[Morning]
Every morning, Jonathan, would get up for a jog to start his day, back in Chicago he would climb and scale some of the buildings with his friend, but without a supporter do you watch his back, he fears that he would fall to his death, so he spends most of his time working on his cardio, when he can, He would often do some chin-ups on the street lights post limbs when he sees a "Do not walk person sign" on the other side of the street, he made his way into the farmers market and greeted the demis selling products and vice versa, (Clickety clop, Clickety clop, Clickety clop) Jonathan then begins to hear the clicking of hooves approaching him from behind, He turns his head while jogging to see a centaur woman with a long blonde ponytail hair showing her horse ears while wearing a tracksuit covering just her enormous breasts and exposing her belly button with track shorts covering up parts of her lower half horse body,
"Morning, Centorea," Jonathan greeted her trying to get her attention while jogging, "Oh, good morning, little namahage, is thou refraining from being mischievous?" She greeted him back while jesting to him if he was staying out of trouble, "haha, no more than I can be," Jonathan jested with her and both to laugh their way into a park, they both stopped at a sidewalk close to a bench for a moment, He then points at a tree that was 100m away,
"Ready for a rematch?" Jonathan asked Centorea as he continues pointing at the tree with a smug smile,
"Ha, I would have to be beating by thou for it to consider it a rematch," Centorea taunted Jonathan knowing that he's going to lose.
From the beginning of his probation, Jonathan would jog every day from his force of habit from the military academies, but in doing so he met with Centorea during his jog and for about a week didn't speak to each other until one offered water to the other, since then they did nothing but exchange pleasant conversation towards one another, Jonathan told Centorea of his situation without going into details and she couldn't help but think of him as a known Japanese boogeyman that scares kids and even adults, so she gave him the nickname: "little Namahage", hope for the best for him, with Centorea, she told Jonathan that she's in love with her master (host), Jonathan believed that she should raise her bar for her choice of picking guys but didn't say anything and hoped that her host treated her right, if they're not chatting with each other they would challenge each other to a race but always ends with Centorea beating Jonathan and Jonathan always ready for a rematch,
He scraped a line from the bottom of his shoes on a sidewalk then he and Centorea stood behind it as the starting point for their race, "Ready to taste thy defeat, Centorea?" He taunted by asking her if she was ready to lose while Placing his fingertips on the ground,
"Thou would have to pass me first," she returned his taunt with one of her own with both ready to run,
"READY!" Jonathan shouts with his butt arched upwards, Centorea twist one of her hooves for traction then shouts: "SET!", Jonathan then took off and shouted "GO!" leaving Centorea at the starting point, Jonathan had the lead for a moment, but then heard Centorea hooves galloping closer to him and passed him with her hands behind her back looking like she's skipping to the finish line instead of galloping, he tried catching up to her but tripped and fell face-first from the city sprinkler in the ground suddenly popping up, "haha, victory favors—; ahh Jonathan, is thou injured?" Centorea made it to the tree first I was about to post to Jonathan but then noticed that he was on the ground and Rushing towards him worrying if he was hurt, "(Gasp) that (gasp) Johnny," Jonathan claimed he was OK by correcting Centorea by having his name shortened, she softly chuckled and help picked himself up off the ground, " thou deserved divine punishment for cheating," Centorea jested to Jonathan claiming that his trip was a universal punishment for trying to get a head start while softly poking his head with her fingertips, "Harr Harr," Jonathan replies by making a fake laugh then both to started laughing from it,
Centorea stand next to the bench where they started their race and Jonathan came back with two bottles of water and handing her one, After drinking some water she joyfully sighs feeling refreshed, there is nothing greater, then the feel of cool refreshments, after A great race," she joyfully said to Jonathan, Jonathan took a sip and poured half the bottle on top of his head, they stood at the bench for a moment and Centorea notices Jonathan was deep in thought by looking at his eyebrows cringing, "Tiss thou just excited for this last day to be over?" Centorea asked Jonathan thinking if that was on his mind,
Jonathan heard her and snap back into reality, "Hm, oh sorry, I'm more worried than excited," Jonathan said to her,
"What troubles thou, little Namehage?" She asked him thinking he would want to talk about it,
"Well it's about my friend, Lily, she's right now living with a crappy host family, and as much as I want to help her, my handler said "there's nothing we can do," he explains, Centorea couldn't help but softly laugh,
"What?" Jonathan asked why she was laughing, "I've never met a boy your age, so concern for others, but it's not because of your community service, ahhehe," She explains to him then continues laughing on how such a sweet boy like Jonathan could be considered a troublemaker,
They made their way to the entrance of the park, but before Centorea left, she placed her hand on Jonathan shoulder and said to him: "Worry not, little namahage, you may be troubled as well as trouble, but your warrior instincts will guide you do your righteous path, and help your friend," Centorea spoke to him like a mother trying to cheer up her child and as much as he liked her kindness, his heart way down on him when she said "warrior instinct".
[The Akisame house]
After Jonathan returned to his foster home, he immediately changed into his social clothes and grabbed a backpack out of one of the move-in boxes to get ready to leave to and go check up on Lily, He asked Elizabeth if she wanted to go, but she felt like staying home and watching TV for today, he then found Ivanna in the kitchen eating some raw cookie dough, "haha, you know, I hear that they taste better cooked," He jokingly inform her,
"So is eating it off of someone, you volunteering?" Ivanna counters his joke by claiming it would probably taste better eating it off of somebody and hinted if he would volunteer with her eyes half open and licking the top part of her lips, Jonathan Swallowed hard hoping that she was joking, "Maybe later, but I'm going to go to the mall and check up on Lily, you wanna come?" Setting jokes aside Jonathan asked Ivanna if she wanted to go with him to the mall to hang out with their friend, she agreed and wanted to leave as fast as they could from knowing that Elizabeth wasn't going to go with them and wanted to leave before she changed her mind.
[Shopping mall]
When they got through the entrance, they went over to the music store to see how Lily was doing, but they saw her host as well as overhearing him: "Again, you inked up another perfectly good pillow again, what the Hells a matter with you, can't you just get rid of your ink sack..?", " she could, but then she wouldn't be able to use it to run away from douche bags like you," Jonathan stepped in between the two while insulting him, he then gently took Lily by her hand and walked out of the store with her,
"Hey, where are you going?" The boy asked them sounding like a demand,
"She's hanging out with her friends, (crackle) You got a problem with that (crackle)," Jonathan gives him the answer while cracking his knuckles to intimidate the boy and hoping that the boy would give him a reason to hurt him, but the boy was too scared of Jonathan to move let alone say anything to him, "I didn't think so," Jonathan said to the boy then walked out of the store with Lily tighten her grip on Jonathan's hand a little with the tips of her hair tentacle turning back into pink,
While walking through the mall, Jonathan noticed that Lily was looking sad from the trail of mucus she leaves behind, "What's wrong Lily?" Ivanna asked her before Jonathan could,
"Sorry, but I watch my mucus dry up and get sticky Before I go any further, or people will end up slipping and falling if I go faster," Lily explain to them, Jonathan stood in place then crossed his arms and close his eyes to think for a moment, when he opened his eyes He looked for and found a janitors utility cart, He grabbed a foldable fabric wet floor sign and reached in his backpack and pulled out a ball of string then took some off, He then poked a small hole in the sign and tied one to it than tight the other to the belt loop on the back of his pants and walked all the way back to the girls with the sign following behind him, "there, now people are warned," Jonathan said claiming that he solved the problem while the girls were thinking of how goofy his idea was.
While walking through the mall, Ivanna and Lily each grab Jonathan's arm wanting to be close to him and gave Jonathan a strong case of déjà vu, just like before with Ivanna, Jonathan made sure that his hand wasn't touching Ivanna is small breast while feeling one of Lilies breast literally weighing down on his shoulder and squishing up against his cheek and locking her fingers with his, During the walk Jonathan got the feeling that Lily was trying to take his hand and moved it around her feeling the thigh parts of her tentacles and hearing her giggle in the process,
"Umm, Lily?" Jonathan spoke up to get her attention, "yes~?" Lily answered Jonathan sounding like she's enjoying herself, "is there a reason why you're using my hand like an arrow for an Ouija board?" Jonathan asked hoping that he didn't upset her, but the tip of her hair tentacles gave it away as they darken, "I'm sorry, I'm just not used to being touched really, I'm always told that it's gross, or gross looking" Lily explains and made Jonathan feel guilty for asking her as well as angry from knowing who called it "gross looking",
He noticed that she was wearing the same swimsuit and raincoat when they met, "isn't that the same clothes you've been wearing before?" Jonathan ass hoping that it would change the subject for her, "Yes, I don't wear anything new because they tend to get stains and the host family get upset from it," Lilly explained and couldn't help but made Jonathan's blood boil, he then looks around and a suspect clothing store selling swimsuit out the front, "Then we're going to change that, come on," he said to Lily and brought the girls into the clothing store with the wet floor sign following behind them, he broke the string to leave the wet floor sign out at the front entrance of the store then looks and sees a long variety of bras and panties, from white cotton to a complete variety of corset he finally realize that he didn't walk into a clothing store but a lingerie store, "whoops, wrong store, let's—; whoa," Jonathan tried to leave the store with the girls, but they each grabbed And drag him back further into the store, "What's the rush, Johnny, you said we're getting Lily new wardrobes to wear and I also need some underwear, this place is perfect," Ivanna explained to Jonathan and forced him to sit it in a chair close the changing room while the girls went and look for underwear to try on.
He looks around and sees that he's the only guy in the store as well as getting disbelieve looks from some human women and Demi women wondering if he was with somebody, they finally returned with Ivanna going in one changing room with a stack full of panties and Lily going into another changing room with one pair of swimsuit,
"OK Johnny, do these look good on me; what about this one, or this one?" Ivanna change into white cotton, Green stripes, even a black panties with a ribbon on it and tease Jonathan by asking for his opinion on seeing if any of the panties that she wore looked good on her while Jonathan was trying extensively hard trying to keep the blood from his head go any farther down south, after Ivanna finished teasing Jonathan, they were waiting on Lily that didn't even respond when she got in the changing room,
"Hey Lily, what's taking so long?" Ivanna asked Lily and opened the curtains wide showing that Lily was still changing and Jonathan saw her large round butt, Surprising she didn't scream and then covered herself with her raincoat and politely asked Ivanna for one more minute, Jonathan was at his limit and had to cross his legs from seeing Ivanna wearing nothing but a small tank top with different panties and seeing Lilys' juicy butt caused him to have an erection,
"Sorry about that," Ivanna apologized and waited next to Jonathan while Jonathan was able to adjust himself without her noticing,
Lily peeked her head out to see Jonathan and Ivanna, "Ok, Well… just so you know, I never tried swimsuits like this, so don't laugh." Feeling embarrassed on trying a new suit Lily asked for them not to laugh when she shows them, they nodded their heads promising that they wouldn't,
She open the curtains and showed them that she was wearing a pink micro bikini, The top part of her bikini was a fabric collar with four strings going downwards and being the centerpiece with having four other strings going under her arm and barely holding her breast together with only a pink fabric connected by the second and third strings to cover her nipples, her bottom piece was a pink triangle fabric with a ring connected by three strings was guided from the curves of her hips, she turns her hips to show the strings were connected to an upside-down triangle With a string coming out the tip as her thong and exposing her entire round juicy butt, She saw that Jonathan's face was so red even his ears were burning from being aroused from how sexy she looks, Ivanna didn't show it she but felt that she died a little inside from how much lily looks like an oiled up busty swimsuit model,
"So, what do you guys think?" Lily asked them and Jonathan couldn't speak and felt like he just swallowed his tongue, but Ivanna, "I think it's too small, your other suit was better," she bluntly told her that her swimsuit didn't fit and wanted her to change back into her original swimsuit, "I think you're right, the top feels a little tight," Lily agrees with Ivanna while feeling The strings of her bikini top digging into her cleavage, Ivanna looks at Lily's breasts then looked at her's,
"Lily, what "is" your bra size," Ivanna asked Lily,
"H," Lily answered and Ivanna felt colder than Russia could ever make her feel while Jonathan's blood was racing through him faster and hotter than he could from getting angry,
"Well, Johnny, what do you think?" Lily then asked for Jonathan's opinion and bends over looking down to Get a better look at his face, He was keeping his hands covering his private area so that the girls couldn't see him erect while trying not to look at her breast dangling in front of him, "they look grea—, I mean "it" looks great, I mean "you" look great, oohhh," Jonathan try to complement her, but, he accidentally first complemented her breast and shoved his metaphorical foot in his mouth, he then complemented the swimsuit while feeling his Second foot going in, then finally complemented her and felt like it's heads going to explode from embarrassment, As Ivanna watched Jonathan make a fool out of himself, The tips of Lilies hair tentacles brighten as she enjoys watching Jonathan getting hot and bothered and tongue tied by her, "hehe, Then I think you can get this one for me," satisfied by seeing Jonathan Getting worked up from excitement she decided to have him buy her the bikini, she straightens herself and caused her boobs to bounce when she stopped and one of her bikini tops slipped upward from her mucus and exposed one her breast and Jonathan saw that her nipple is inverted and her areola was so dark it looked like a giant chocolate Hershey's kiss,
"Oops~, Sorry, my mucus tends to make swimsuits slippery if they're not slip-resistant or well-adjusted," she apologized but didn't sound like she mind on account that it happens to her regularly, "Johnny, do you mind helping me, I would, but it would slip from my hands because of my mucus, hehe," Lily asked for Jonathan's assistance and made an excuse to make sure why he had to do it, Jonathan stood up from his chair luckily without pitching a tent and slowly reach out to try to help adjust her bikini top, until, Ivanna began climbing on Jonathan from behind,
"Hey, Eve, what are you, doing, ow!" Jonathan ask Ivanna while he was feeling her shoes digging into his back and working its way up to his shoulders, "It looks like you wouldn't reach it, so I'm helping," Ivanna told Jonathan as she began standing on his shoulders with both of her feet trying to maintain balance, "Eve, wait I'm gonna—; whoa!" Jonathan tried to explain to her that he was losing balance and slips from Lilies leftover mucus on the floor, Lily grab Jonathan's hand at the last second but ended up falling with them and headbutted with Ivanna,
"oh ow ow ow, That really hurt," Lilly said while rubbing her forehead, she looks to see that Ivanna's Face was red with her beast ears folded And began looking around to see where Jonathan was, she then felt something resting in between her thighs and begin wiggling side to side trying to figure out what it was,
"mmhmm; ahh!" she heard Jonathan voice but couldn't find him while wiggling her hips side to side trying to figure out what she was sitting and heard Ivanna give a small yelp and dug her nails into something, she then took her hand to reach down when it was and found out that a bulge was behind some fabric and began to slowly follow it upwards And found it by feel the tip of it peeking out of the end of the fabric, "MMMM; AHH! (pant) (pant)," she thought she was grabbing the tip of a large hot mushroom while hearing Jonathan's voice again sounding muzzled and also hearing Ivanna letting out a bigger yelp and began to breathe heavily sounding aroused, she finally found Jonathan's voice was coming from under Ivanna and saw that Ivanna's crotch was on Jonathan's mouth and prevented him to talk and yelping from the vibration of his muffled voice through Ivanna's shorts with her legs locking down his arms and finally realizing that the mushroom she was grabbing was the tip of his cock,
"oh God, Johnny I am so sor—," Lily try to apologize and try getting off of Jonathan but had some of her suction cups from her tentacles got caught in the loop part of his buttoned jeans and pulled hard enough to undo the button and zipper to be undone and exposed his entire penis for everyone to see, as Lily paused from staring at it, Ivanna managed to open her eyes and saw that Jonathan's dick was long enough to barely touch his bellybutton, she then clenched her thighs from arousal seeing it and squeezed Jonathan's head as she reaches climax and feeling bliss she left Jonathan wondering why his mouth was moist.
After the girls helped Jonathan up and got Lily's swimsuits proper size, they made their way out the store with Jonathan caring the wet floor sign behind him again with the string, "I'm really sorry about what happened, Johnny," Ivanna had her beast ears folded and apologize to Jonathan knowing that her jealousy was the reason she started climbing on him and might have made him mad, but,
"It's OK, Eva, at least you two didn't get hurt too bad," Jonathan accepted her apology and began petting the top of her head comforting her and relieved that they're not too badly injured,
"Aww, you're just so sweet, Johnny," Lily commented on his kindness and took his available hand and locked it in with hers, they continued going through the mall in different stores and Jonathan picked up a small package that was able to fill up multiple water balloons at once called: "bunch-o-balloons" and some wax for his skateboard While Ivanna had Jonathan pick up more electrical parts for her,
They made their way further in the mall and Lily got them to a staircase leading to the second floor of the mall and surprise both of them from not even knowing that the mall had a second floor, Ivanna and Jonathan were surprised that the second floor didn't look like a traditional mall With multiple stores on the side, but more of like a Bizarre with little vineyards stores and a few street performers playing different music, "I always love coming here, there's always music playing," Lily said to Jonathan while bobbing her head from listening to a street acoustic guitar with bongos,
"You're a music lover, aren't you Lily?" Jonathan curiously asked her and heard her giggling proving him right, she grabbed both Jonathan and Ivanna's hand and took them further into the second floor and saw a Digital jukebox with a checker dance floor in the center of the mall,
Jonathan saw a kobolt walk up to the machine and played "thank you, by Home Made Kazoku", (Gasp) I love this song!" Lily claimed Excitingly as she began to softly shake her hips side to side from the beginning course of the music, she then let go of Jonathan's hand And began shaking her hips erratically and swinging them side to side From hearing the lyrics and causing everything on her to jiggle and bounce, She heard the 1st verse and began moving her hands up feeling the sides of her body and combing out her tentacle hairs then back down squeezing her breast together and slides down lightly touching her belly and sliding her hands outwards from her inner thigh while shaking her body back-and-forth, Jonathan was surprised that she was able to dance without having legs while Ivanna Felt like she was losing Jonathan's attention from Lily dancing like a stripper, he started seeing other people dancing together on the 2nd chorus and was beginning to see a human dancing his way to Lily with a creepy smile, Jonathan steps onto the checkered dance floor in front of Lily but was staring down at the creepy human looking like he wanted to dance on his face, when he saw the creepy human backing away quickly he was about to go back on the edge of the dance floor but Lily grabbed him from behind and have his head wedged in between her boobs,
"Dance with me," Lily whispers to Jonathan,
"B-b-b-but I can't dance like that," Jonathan said nervously to her while able to feel how soft and squishy her boobs were with his head and getting covered by her mucous,
"Hehehe, then I'll just have to teach you how," Lily softly whisper in his ear then began moving side to side with him while having her hair tentacles playing and caressing his ears, Jonathan then felt Ivanna slam her head to his abdomen and wrapped her arms around him and bluntly said: "I want to dance too" and began dancing with the flow with Jonathan and Lily, She then took her hands and slide them into his shirt and began feeling him up and lightly scratching him,
From feeling his head getting mash together in between by Lily's squishy and slippery tits and getting drenched by her sweating mucus, to feeling Ivanna moving her hand around his abdomen and biting it bit, scratching his back, and even pinched one of his nipples from in between her index and middle finger, Jonathan was trying so hard on trying not to get hard, but failed when Lily grabbed the back his hands and locked in her fingers and directed them and slammed the palms of his hand hard, feeling and squeezing the curves of her juicy bubble ass caused him to be fully erect and having Ivanna feeling it pressing up against her chest, the song began to slow down and Jonathan looked up to get Lily to stop, but saw Lily biting a bottom corner of her lip and a hungry look in her eyes, she then took her suction cups from her hair tentacles and kept his head looking up at her as she was starting to bend down to him while Ivanna was able to see his penis growing out of his pants again and was feeling warm looking at it and began thinking that it almost looks like a cherry popsicle from how red it was, Jonathan begins to feel a little tug in his pants and knew that it was Ivanna tugging them, he tries to move his arms but Lily kept them locked in leaving him unable to move and only able to watch Lily come down to kiss him while unknowingly Ivanna was leaning her head forward to give his popsicle a "kiss", until,
(Pop)
Instead of hearing the symbol leading to the ending course of the song, The crowd heard the speakers pop from the jukebox being unplugged, The girls stopped from moment from the music was cut abruptly and gave Jonathan a window of opportunity for him to slide his hands out of Lilies and pick up Ivanna and set her to the side while feeling the suction cups being ripped off his face and leaving small circle red marks and dots on him then pulled up his pants hard enough to give himself a wedgy,
As they begin hearing the crowd booing from there be a no music, "All right, all right saddle down," they heard one of Lily's host family trying to calm the crowd while walking straight up to them then pointed at Lily, "you're coming with us calamarLily," The boy ordered Lily while insulting her,
"And who is going to make her?!" Jonathan stepped in front of the boy trying to look intimidating with his body covered in Lilies mucus and his face looking like he as chickenpox,
"What happened to you?" The boy asked sounding disgust,
"I went down on your mom," Jonathan retorted and caused the crowd to laugh abruptly from hearing it,
The boys both began to step in looking like they were ready to fight each other but the girls held Jonathan back from fighting and vice versa with the boy from a man placing his hand on the boy's shoulder, Jonathan saw the man looking like an older version of the boy with a thin goatee and wearing a dress shirt and a utility belt containing a taser gun, nightstick, and pepper spray and a walkie-talkie with his black pants,
"Let me guess, you're the head of security," Jonathan asked the man,
"That's right, and I'm also this boy's father, and this girls host family," The man confirmed and claimed to be the boy's father and is in charge of Lily, he then directed his attention towards Lily, "Now Lilly, as my son was saying, you are to come with us immediately," The man informed lily as he started walking towards her but Jonathan stepped in between them to prevent him to go any further, "Why does she need to go with you?" Jonathan asked him,
"shoplifting," the man answered Jonathan's question by accusing lily of stealing,
"Bull, she was with us all day!" Jonathan claimed angrily that he was lying,
"Son?" The man only said one word to his son and his son began walking towards Lily, Jonathan was about to step in to stop the boy but refrained himself thinking that Lily's got nothing to hide, Put all three to their surprise, "Here it is," the boy pulled out the Michael Jackson CD case in Lily's raincoat pocket And claiming that that was the item she stole, The boy then grab Lily by the arm and started taking her to the security office, Jonathan try stepping in the man stopped him by placing his arm on his shoulder and telling Jonathan: "I rather you refrain yourself from doing that, I am head of security, boy, So if you know what's good for you, you'll let this go,", he then let go of Jonathan's shoulder and a large sum of Lily's leftover mucus covert the palm of his hands, "disgusting," the man said as he began wiping it off his pants and send Jonathan's blood burning red hot inside of him,
After he saw the father and son leave with Lily, he immediately pulled out his phone and send Ivanna to the girls bathroom and allowing Jonathan to freely roam while trying to get in touch with Smith, as much as Ivanna was against on what he was about to do, she knew how good his instincts were When it comes to a con being pulled and wanted to help him in any way, that includes hiding in a public bathroom, robotic tentacle arms then came out from the side of her backpack and opened then pulls out a laptop from inside and handed it to Ivanna and began successfully hacking the mall security cameras, When he was unable to contact with Smith from her ignoring his phone calls and even declining them after a few rings he pulled his hood over his head and followed a few of the security guards around and hopefully able to lead him to the security office where they were keeping Lily and remain undetected,
"There you are," Jonathan said to himself from successfully finding the security office by following a demi security guard, he sat towards a bench with his head looking downwards but his eyes looking up at the door and observing on how to open it, he saw that it needed to be opened by a key card but was unable to pickpocket any of them from being attached to a zip string and the door would immediately slam shot to prevent people from walking in, He got off the bench and walked as close as he could to the security door without anyone noticing, A quick opportunity opened for him as a security guard swung the door hard enough widening it for Jonathan to pass and go inside without having the guard noticing him,
As he made his way through the office looking for Lily, he saw a lot of young people around his era and a little younger, "Hey, you with the hoodie," he overheard someone calling and stopped when he mentioned his jacket, he turns around to see a human security guard looking at him suspiciously,
"Where are your parents?" The guard asked him and caused Jonathan's head to tilt in confusion, "You are here for "bring your kid to work day" right?" The guard elaborated to him and Jonathan thought it could be a good opportunity for the security guard to lead him to Lily, so he didn't say anything but only shake his head vigorously to confirm that he was part of the "bring your kid to work day", "Do you belong to one of the guards on the floor?" He asked Jonathan but declined by shaking his head "no", "What, it's at someone in the office, like, an assistant manager?" The guy pursued by asking him if he was a kid to someone in the office and Jonathan shook his head yes then pointed his finger upwards claiming to aim higher in the ranks, The guard looked at Jonathan for a moment and saw that he was covered in Lily's mucus with red marks on his face from her suction cups, "Oh, you must be the head of security's exchange student he complains about," he assumed that Jonathan was Lily as the exchange student and shook his head yes with a little less enthusiasm claiming that the security guard was right, "I already heard that you were caught shoplifting, what are you trying to escape?" The guard accused him of escaping and Jonathan claimed him to be right by shaking his head again looking less enthusiastic, The Garth and grab Jonathan by The shoulder of his jacket and told him: "Well nice try, but you're going back to the office where you'll be ready to be for the police to come,", while the guard was directing Jonathan straight towards Lily, he couldn't help but think how stupid the security guard was and was trying to figure out on how the cops responded so fast for something so petty as shoplifting a CD.
The guard led Jonathan to a wooden door with a plaque on it that said "head of the security office", "now I expect you to stay in there until they come, you got me?" The guard said to Jonathan and expecting he would do as he was told, Jonathan nodded his head confirming what he said when he really wanted to punch him in the nose, Jonathan went into the Head of security after waiting for the guard to disappear by turning a corner in the hall, he made his way in and sees a lot of items that he would find in the mall in Tupperware's thinking that they were shoplifted items, He finally finds Lily crying and sitting on a wire chair with a little cushion sitting Across the opposite side of an office desk and chair,
"Lily!" Jonathan called to her and she turned her head to see Jonathan and him relieved to find her, she quickly got up off the chair and embrace Jonathan with a hug for comfort with tears in her eyes, "Are you OK?" Jonathan asked her worryingly and shook her head to confirm she's fine while he was wiping away her tears, "Johnny (sniff), I swear (sniff), I didn't take an—," she tried telling Jonathan that she was innocent while crying, But Jonathan gently cupped her cheeks with the palm of his hand and wiped away her tears with his thumbs and softly said: " hey hey hey, it's OK, I believe you, and they're not going to take you,", Lily was beginning to calm down from Jonathan believing her and begin to breathe softly to keep her from hyperventilating,
"(vibe vibe) finally," Jonathan felt his phone vibrating in his pants and dug it out to find smiths name in the collar ID, when he pushes the green button, "what the hell took you so long, this is an emergency, you need to get down to the mall right now," Jonathan chewed Smith a new asshole by asking her why it took her so long for her to call back and demanded for her to come down to the mall as quickly as possible,
"Hello to you too Jonathan, is it about the Scylla again?" Smith greeted Jonathan then asked if it was about Lily,
"No, there's a sale for coffee that smells like shit," Jonathan sarcastically retorted to her,
"Boi, I know that you keep a passionate place in your heart for the demis, but throwing insults won't—; she's been framed this time!" Smith was about to lecture Jonathan on his attitude but Jonathan immediately interrupted her by telling her what's happening to Lily, Smith pause for a moment then told Jonathan: "I'm listening,"
Jonathan began to explain to Smith that Lily spent the entire day at the mall with him and Ivanna and didn't have any time to place anything in her pocket or any reason to steal, "Do you have the CD?" Smith asked Jonathan and he looked around and found the CD in front of the desk, "Yeah, it's a Michael Jackson CD thriller album, the barcode was ripped off and the security tags are gone," Jonathan explained to her,
"Then it sounds like a pretty solid case if they found it like that in her pocket," Smith said to Jonathan defending the security guards reason,
"You know, for the director of this program, you're really freaking stupid," Jonathan insults her, "why!?" Smith unpleasantly asked Jonathan, "because if she did steal it, it would've left a sticky residue from her mucus, and it is dry as a bone," Jonathan explained to Smith by giving an obvious statement that the CD was free of Lily's mucus And left Smith silence on the other end of the phone, Jonathan been placed Smith on speaker so that Lilly can hear her, "where is the head of security now?" Smith asked and Lily claimed that he was at the front entrance waiting for the cops to come to pick her up, "so what are you gonna do about it, Smith?" Jonathan asked expecting her to take action, I'm not sure if there's anything that I can do for today but I will be doing an investigation on this, I'm sorry, Lily, but this is the best that I can do for now," Smith explained and apologized to Lily from not being able to help her, "then what was the point of calling you!?" Jonathan retorted to her by asking her a rhetorical question and immediately hangs up the phone as his temper was getting to him, Jonathan was conflicted, he wanted to take Lily to his home to prevent the police to arrest her But knew he would end up getting arrested and left more trouble for Lily to deal with, he wanted Ivanna to hack the security cameras maybe to find a way to prove lilies innocent but knew that It would take too long and By the time she would've found something to help her it would've been too late, but then Jonathan remembered this morning with his jog with Centorea and saying something to him before she left, Worry not, little namahage, you may be troubled as well as trouble, but your warrior instincts will guide you do your righteous path, and help your friend, At first, his heart way down on him when he heard her say warrior instincts, but now he was hearing his instincts Screaming at him that this is wrong and was also telling him it's time to walk down the path he's too familiar with, Jonathan placed the cell phone at Smith gave her on the desk and dug into his backpack to get the cell phone that Ivanna made for him with her number ready to be dialed,
"Hello?" Ivanna said after picking up her phone,
"This is bad, Eva, Lily is innocent, but we still don't have enough evidence for Smith to interfere," Jonathan explain to Ivanna,
"Can't you clam "sanctuary" to her?" Ivanna suggested to Jonathan from reading the contract,
"no, Smith change that rule when she saw how dangerous I was using it," Jonathan declined her idea from Smith changing the sanctuary rule thinking that he would've abused it,
"Is there anything we can do?" Ivanna asked him
"Yes, I'll need you to do two things actually," He said to her and had her wondering what they were,
"What are they?" Ivanna asked him, "I need you to link this phone up to the announcement speakers," Jonathan instructed Ivanna then dug into his backpack and pulled out a package he bought earlier before Ivanna was going to hang up the phone she asked him: "What are you going to do?", Jonathan softly chuckle and said to Ivanna: "What I do best, wreak havoc?" Then hanged up the phone and placed it in his pocket and gave Lily the package He had and started digging through confiscated items Tupperware seeing if he could find a mask,
"Johnny, what do you want me to do at this?" Lily asked him,
"I need you to fill those balloons up with your ink," Lily found it surprising when he asked her to fill the water balloons up with her Ink but did what she was asked to do, Jonathan looked around anything that could help cover his face but only found a strap on mask, lose rubber masks, even a bondage mask or 2, but was happy to see a scarf mask perfect enough to cover his lower part of his face and found it a little funny that the image was an oni's bottom jaw,
"Here you go Johnny," Lily said to Jonathan and Try to give Jonathan just the water balloons but had a place your hand on the top of faucet side to prevent them from squirting out, "Ah perfect timing," Jonathan said uppity then placed his hands on top of Lily's with his backpack under the water balloons, he then lifted her hands up and down and stopping abruptly for the water balloons to slide out of the sticks and into the backpack without causing spillage, (Vibe vibe) Jonathan felt his second phone vibrated in his pocket and knew that it was Ivanna And answered it, "It's done, you know what will happen if you go through with this, right," Ivanna warned Jonathan knowing that if he does, this there's no going back,
"Yep, and as long as you guys are safe even though I won't be, totally worth it," Jonathan said to Ivanna and hang up the phone and went to YouTube to find a song to perform for his one-way ticket to prison,
"What are you doing?" Lily asked him,
"Good shenanigans, require the proper music for it, recommend anything?" Jonathan explains he's looking for the proper music before he leaves then asks her for help, Lily remembers listening to Jonathan CD when he gave her his number, she then types something on his phone then gave it to him, he saw for a moment and surprise that she knew that song, "I like it," he claims to her with a satisfied smile,
"Oh yeah, before I go, Lily, this is for you," he was about to head out the door but remember he still had something in his backpack, He handed her a wrapped present then head out the door and left Smith's phone on the desk,
He placed his backpack on his chest then pushed play starting the song: Rubber ball, by Alternative Allstars then placed his oni mask and hood on,
(I believe that ev´ry word you´ve said was wrong with me...) he kicked opened the door and quickly found a guard and threw an ink balloon at his chest then ran to a food court,
(I don´t think you´ve gotten close to even knowing me!
You don´t wanna see the monsters deep inside of me)
He hops from table to table and threw three ink balloon on 2 guards head, a table with people and splattered there face from the impact and hopped on a booth and jumped over the wall connected to it, he fell with a stack of trays after hopping over the booth's wall,
(I believe you´ll never know me in all honesty
All I can be´s someone who can´t be hurt...)
He sees 3 guards coming in front of him and threw a handful of trays towards them and tripping a few and ran with a tray in his hand,
(Like a rubberball...rubberball...(Dute x25)
He skanks on the (dute) through the bazaar getting everyone's attention holding the tray in the air and waving it like he just doesn't care starting running again from the guards catching up, people begin pulling out their cellphones to film him while following him,
(When you fall, you bounce from wall to wall!
My rubberball...rubberball... (Dute x25) When you fall) he began slapping the tray on the palm of people's hands when they were holding them up for giving him props and to keep going While blocking the security guards path to get to him, Ivana manage to hack everybody's cellphone that were recording him and posting him on a live YouTube channel,
(You bounce from wall to wall...
You bounce from wall to wall
Like a rubberball!)
He ran straight towards a security guard and through the tray up in the air catching his attention, and grab the ink balloons and threw it at him while able to successfully slide under him thanks to Lilly's leftover mucus then continue running with the tray after it fell to the ground,
(I believe I'll never find a way to show the truth...) After Jonathan successfully performed a 50-50 grind on the railing of the stairwell leading to the First floor with the tray,
(I don´t wanna be rejected or feel being' used
You don´t wanna see the monsters that i see in you..
So you´re never gonna see the real me shining through...
In all i do, the one who can´t be hurt...) Ivanna manage to hack into CCTV to display the video on a news pop up for everyone at home to see, including the Akisame, Saeko saw Elizabeth was shocked at what she's watching, "DAD, Johnny's on the news," Saeko said knowing that it was Jonathan, he runs in seeing if what his daughter said was true and was actually impressed on how well He's able to dodge the guards as he watches Jonathan pulled out a manikin with no arms and leg but wearing a pair of matching underwear trying to poke it at one at security guards and throw it in the botanical island with the rest of the limbs to continue running,
(Like a rubberball...) he continues Skankin from the chorus and manage to see a person recording on their phone and flip him off and ran quick enough for the security guards to run it to the person recording him, Smith was in the backseat of her car and looking And knowing that it's Jonathan's work and tried calling him but Lily picked up,
(i want your love, i need your warm embrace!) He tried looking for the security guards son, but got caught by a different guard and escaped by slapping him with ink balloon in his face,
(-but i´m too afraid to say it to your face!
-cause in my head i´m so unique
-but that´s gone the moment that i speak) The crowd was cheering as he managed to hotwire an ATV And ride off and it, everybody were staying out of his path as he drove through the first floor of the mall making burnouts and drift turns any chance he got,
(- i´ll stay within my own reality!) he stopped the security guard son then jumped off the ATV running it into the botanical island and grabbed the entire arm of the manikin he took, whistled to get his attention,
(ALRIGHT NOW!)
and gave the boy a manikin power drive in the chest swinging the arm hard as he could then continue to run placing his backpack on his back while hearing the guitar solo,
(You bounce from wall to wall
Like a rubberball! (Dute x25)
The crowd clapped to Jonathan Skankin out to the crowd then around the entrance water fountain and with no guards chasing,
(You bounce from wall to wall...
You bounce from wall to wall
Like a rubberball!, and that's all,) the head of security walks in the front door seeing him dancing, Jonathan saw the head security and stopped as they began staring down each other than Jonathan extended his arms out and fell backward into the pool of the water fountain at the end of the song and bursting the rest of the ink balloons in his backpack causing the clear water to turn black,
He pulls his head out of the black pool and shakes off the rest of the black water on his head and see all the security guard circling him with tasers, pepper spray, and a nightstick ready to detain him, The guards were unable to see what he looks like even with the scarf mask off from the eat staining him from the fountain,
"Let me guess, I'm in trouble, aren't I?" Jonathan asked them knowing he is to the highest degree, but instead of answering Jonathan's questions the head of security walks in between the guards in front of Jonathan and grab him by the collar of the shirt to drag them to his office,
Lily sits in the same chair she was placed in through the whole event with Jonathan's phone on her lap, then the head of security opens his door and throws Jonathan in there causing him to stumble and fall,
"(Gasp) Johnn—; shut up!" Lily was about to call out to Jonathan wondering if he was OK but the head of security immediately silenced her for him to talk,
"I can't believe YOU," The security guard said to Jonathan and kicked him in the stomach, "This mall was supposed to be a place where everyone can come in a, CLEAN, environment and shop, PEACEFULLY, but you just had to go and, SCUFFED, it all up!" He continues to lecture Jonathan as he kicks him 3 more times, Lily found it strange that Jonathan wasn't fighting back at all but taking every kick,
"Peaceful?, you forced Lily to stay in a music shop so that she wouldn't make a mess with just her muc—," Jonathan try to retort To him while picking himself up but the head guard smacked him with the back of his hand back onto the ground,
"She was supposed to be a clean demi, not some walking pile of filth, but now I don't have to worry about that anymore," The guard said to Jonathan,
"Why, because you framed her for shoplifting," Jonathan said to him figuring that's what he was hinting at while leaning on the wall of his desk,
"So what if I did, I was expecting a nice clean demi for us, like A dragon girl, or a bunny girl, or hell even a vampire, but now I ended up having to throw away perfectly good stuff because of her disgusting leftovers and her INK!" The guard lectured him and Jonathan was refraining as hard as he ever could trying not to attack the guard, "now before you get cleaned out of my mall, any last words, kid?" The guard asked Jonathan and it caused him to smile showing his teeth,
"Just 5, You. Got. All. That. Smith," he tells the guard then extend each finger from each word then look to Lily who is holding up the cell phone with Smith on FaceTime,
[A minute ago]
Lily was watching Jonathan running from the security guards to the head securities computer monitor worrying if he was going to get caught, until,
(Vibe vibe) Lily saw Jonathan's phone vibrating on the des and saw that the Caller ID was Smith with a pair of sunglasses icon for image, Lily wanted to answer his phone but didn't feel right doing it, however Jonathan's phone wasn't an ordinary phone, she made Jonathan's phone an override answering button in case Jonathan tries to deny her calls,
"Jonathan Private Rook, what the hell are you doing, are you are out of—," she activated the override placing her on FaceTime and shouted at Jonathan's full name only for Lilly to pick up his phone, "Sorry Miss, but I'm not Johnny, he left his phone here," Lily apologizes and then explains causing Smith to get angrier at Jonathan,
"I swear that boy is gonna—, what…, yes he did…, are you serious.., (sigh) fine," Lily was hearing Smith beginning to say something that would probably scare Jonathan, but then she started hearing Smith like she was talking to someone else,
"OK, Lily are you still there; Y—yes?" Smith asked Lily thinking she would respond and she did,
"OK, what I want you to do, is stay on the line, According to my new source, he planned this, OK?" Instructed her without going into too many details why or how, but Lily agreed by nodding her head,
(Now)
The head of security was now scared seeing Smith's eyes pierced into him, "H-how-; I knew you would've brought me back here where there are no witnesses, (spit) and you thinking my phone was shorted when I went to the fountain, when, "that" (spit) is my actual phone, and the one I have was a burner phone, oops, but Smith staying on the line, that was pure luck," The head of security didn't know how he could've been tricked into telling the truth until Jonathan explained and how he was able to read him like a book while spitting blood out of his mouth,
"Lily, would you please add me to your host?" Smith asked Lily to give Jonathan's phone to the head of security and she did, "M-miss Smith,
Please, This isn't—; as of now, your family are no longer candidates of the state home exchange program, and effectively and immediately you are hereby fired from your position," when the guard held up the phone to see Smith at eye level, He tried to weasel his way out of it but Smith stopped him before he had a chance to go any further and told him that he is no longer a host of the family program and is stripped of his title and job,
"You can't do that, I'm the boss of the security system!" The guard shouts at Smith,
"Not, any, more," Smith said to him sounding what she said was just,
"Smith, I wish immediate sanctuary!" Jonathan shouts to Smith on the phone from looking at the head security guy, "You LITTLE!" The guard shouts to Jonathan as he drops the phone then charges him with hysterical rage, but Jonathan managed to Pick himself up and take one of his arms and throw him over his shoulder and landed on his desk and rolled off, Jonathan then grab the keyboard that was on The guards desk and slammed it in his face three times then gave him one kick to the temple to make sure he was knocked out,
Lily wanted to go to Jonathan but was petrified from seeing the event, Jonathan Breathe heavily as he made his way to pick up the phone next to Lily then sat back down leaning on the wall of the desk Then held up the phone on its sides with only his thumb and index finger to look at Smith with a satisfying smug smile,
But instead of yelling at Jonathan, "Well Jonathan, you've managed to make thousands of yen worth of mess, and Drove an ATV in a botanical island, and broadcast it live and not only YouTube and Live on our News, all to help her on your last day, Anything you would like to say?" She made him recap everything he just did in under two minutes and wondered what he has to say for his actions,
But Jonathan didn't care, he knew that someone was going to jail but he was making sure it wasn't going to be Lily, so before he said anything he just held up two fingers then said: "Just two, 1., Ivanna is in the girls bathroom on the second floor, and 2., next time make sure you give her a family who give a shit about Lily, now if you don't mind, I'm gonna take a nice nap before I go to jail, bye-bye," then hung up his phone,
Even though he was covered in Lilies ink, Lily then saw Jonathan was getting depressed, his eyes were beginning to look empty as he dove deeper into his thoughts, She tried reaching out to touch his cheek, But Jonathan stopped her causing only their fingertips to touch, she felt a little guilty thinking that it was her fault that he was going to go to jail, but,
"Sorry Lily, You didn't deserve this, you didn't deserve what my species have done to you," he did nothing but apologize for what she had to go through when it wasn't even his fault and passed out dropping his hand having only a tear creep out of his eye, she cried and cried from his kindness, she trusted him, and saw how far he would go to help them, she didn't want a new host family, she wanted him, but is crying even more knowing that she may never see him again,
As Jonathan remains sleeping he dreams, dreaming once again of the nightmares creeping and echoing in his sleep,
"You will do as I say, soldier, we are to stay pure here, private, Do not argue with me and do it, you are to follow this path no exceptions, do I make myself clear soldier, they are evil monsters, you're going to be a good soldier and follow "the order." (Bang) he woke gasping from the shock hearing the sound of a gunshot, he finds out that he's in a holding cell on the slab of cement for a bed, he sits up and rubs the bridge of his brows and noticed that he was still covered in Lily's ink, (Sniff Sniff) His nose started working where he was able to smell fresh roast cup of coffee,
"We~ll, look who decided to wake up, after 3 hours," Smith said to him sounding surprised after watching him sleep for three whole hours with a cuppa coffee in her hand, She handed someone to take her cup then handed Jonathan an orange jumpsuit, he never was handed a jumpsuit in the holding cell before but he knew what it meant, he's going to jail and he's never getting out, after he changed in his jumpsuit they walked out in front of the police station with no handcuffs, "Get in," Smith orders him and was surprised that he did it without so much as a fuss, during the drive, Smith noticed that he did nothing but look at his feet after he got in, didn't even bother to look up at the windows, she wanted to do assume the worse but decide to play it by ear,
"So what are you thinking; it doesn't concern you anymore," she asked and expected his answer to be snarky or more of an attitude but he sounded uncaring,
"Wow, no attitude, no snarky come back, hell, you're not even wearing handcuffs and not even trying to escape; No point, you'll just find me again," she tried to get a rise out of him but it didn't faze him,
"Geez, and you said I needed some coffee, why so glum now," Smith got tired of seeing him like this and asked why he's so depressing, even though it's to be obvious, but,
"Doesn't matter, just make sure they're OK and stay safe!" Jonathan shouts at her but found out he wasn't depressed on going to jail, but worried about Elizabeth, Ivanna, and Lily, Smith adjusted her glasses as they continued to their destinations feeling satisfied,
She made it towards their destination with Jonathan continue to not even bother to look up, "Come on," Smith tells him to get out of the car, but instead of a prison cell,
"(Pop, pop) welcome home, Johnny!" Elizabeth, Ivanna, and even Lily fired confetti hand cannons and shouted in joy seeing him return with Keiichi and Silica holding a small banner that said: "welcome home," and Saeko looking uninterested waving a handheld small triangle flag leaving him dumbfounded,
"I-I don't understand, I caused an uproar, and got myself on TV," Jonathan asked Smith confused by his belief that back at the Akisame and not prison,
She adjusted her glasses, "well after you got dragged into his office, and you were getting pummeled to get a confession out of him, Ivanna manage to broadcast it all over television even from my district to catch a glimpse of it, though no one was able to make out your face, they took pity on you and decided for him to take your place in jail and considered it a wash," Smith explained what happened before and after he passed out, she then bent down and took off her sunglasses to look at him seriously, "but you got lucky, just because you're off probation now, doesn't mean you get to go freely picking fights with people," Smith warns him, but instead of still seeing him depress,
"I can always fight you (crackle)," Jonathan tries to intimidate her with a threat and cracking his knuckles, smith wasn't scared but was relieved to see his attitude, as well as his spirits, returned,
"JOHNNY!" Lily shouted in excitement to get his attention and he couldn't help but smile seeing her happy and wearing A white V shape micro bikini with her new headphones that Ivana made for her with Blue circles to look like bubbles, "heh heh, hey there Lil-Y!" He tried to greet her but she stretched her tentacles out and grabbed him and buries his head in her breast causing Elizabeth and Ivanna feel like they just had daggers rammed into their chest,
"Hehe I have great news now Johnny, I get to live here with you, hehe," Lily tells him as she pulls him in closer to her, But then Smith yanked him out of her entanglement,
"Yes but the only reason why you're allowed to stay here, is because my department is having problems trusting anybody right now, and this little degenerate was the best prick— I mean pick," Smith inform the both of them And gave Jonathan an accidental insult then tossed Jonathan on the ground and then made her way to her car,
But before she opened her car door, "Oh yeah, Keiichi, how is "she" doing, getting settled I hope," Smith asked Keiichi and made Jonathan say: "she who?"
"Oh yes "she" got settled quite quick actually," Keiichi said to Smith and made Jonathan say again irritated: "who is "she"?"
"It must be because she gets all the time with him now?" Smith jested to Keiichi causing them both to laugh together but made Jonathan completely ticked off,
"Dammit, you walking Darwin rejects who the hell is "she"?!" Jonathan shouts with insults sitting wanting to know who this person is,
"well since I underestimated how much of a handful you were going to be, I decided to find someone who can handle you, like they know you, (whistle), come on out, handler," Smith explains to Jonathan and then whistles out his new handler,
A girl walked out of the front door in bare feet showing some reddish fur from her ankles and stopping at her knees but was white and bushy showing skin on her thighs, He saw that she was wearing Jean shorts with no leggings in almost look like underwear with a tank top of the American flag waving from her breasts bouncing as she walked and saw that her forearms were like her legs, He saw her red hair scrounged up into a bun with the end of her hair sticking up Looking like a pineapple, but his heart both fluttered and sank at the same time seeing her green eyes, greener then seeing the grass on the first day of spring,
"H-Houki?" Shock to his belief he asked if it really was his friend,
"Hello Johnny boy," she said smiling at him with his nickname confirming that she was indeed his best friend,
[An unknown area]
A woman with dirty blonde hair was watching a Japanese news channel of a teenage boy causing havoc at a local mall in Kyoto and found it strange why that happened, Her office phone then started ringing and she answered,
"What's your report? She said to the person on the other line,
"I am sorry to inform you, general, but he hasn't been in this facility for quite some time," the woman that killed the security guards trying to take Ivanna was talking on the other line while holding up the warden in the air by his neck with her moving liquid suit,
The general slams her fist on the desk out of anger, "put the warden on, Sargent," She ordered her and the Sargent did by pulling the warden in close then held the phone up to his ear, "where is he?" She said to the warden demanding where he is, "A—a Woman from the interspecies exchange program c—came and took him ahhh," he tried explaining to the woman on the phone while trying to breathe from the other choking him, "give me a name, or I'll have her suck the fluids right out of you," the woman threatens the warden for the person who took Jonathan, "S–Smith, Kuroko Smith," The warden caved And gave the name causing the General on the phone silent, The sergeant placed the phone back to her, "Should I commence clean up?" she asked the general, " no, you are to return to base immediately," the general ordered the sergeant and the sergeant threw the warden on his desk chair, As the warden tried regulating his breathing from being strangled, the sergeant Straightened her hand and caused the liquid to formed her hand into a blade and lightly placed it under the warden's chin, "I was never here, yes?" The sergeant told the warden and shook his head vigorously afraid of her, she then placed her trenchcoat back on her and combed her hair with her fingers turning it from blonde to black And walked out the door leaving the warden terrified and wetting his pants,
A/N: well there you go, not only did Jonathan had a ginormous stroke of luck pulled out of his ass, but the one person he actually does care about back on U.S. soil is now his handler for him to carry out his remaining sentence, but who are the general and sergeant and why do they want Jonathan so bad, until next time, write a review, read another story or write one, I recommend reading Outragefungus or clearblood, just enjoy your imagination running wild.
