"Be it ever so humble, there's NO place like home…" Those are the words of a peaceful world, for those who chose to stay home for peace. Here, in Promised Island, is Wataru Minakami, who happens to hear about the war going on, between The Objectors of Oppression, who hated John Cena, and The Authority, who was brought back by the latter, after an idle threat. Now, in his complete dissatisfaction, he worries that ALL the sisters are going to war with them, as a way of stopping The Authority, once and for all.
"To Akio,
I overheard the war going on, and I'm a bit nervous about this. Knowing me, I'd never go into battle, except for the war for first place in grades. Though, I'm extremely happy to be with my sisters, who… Well, let's say that a couple of them have a thing against The Authority, whoever they are. In time, I'll learn to protect my sisters from evil, but it wouldn't be easy.
So, how would YOU try to make it through these hard times?"
He sighed, as he finished his E-mail, "This is pathetic… I'm not violent, and the sisters are very bright and cute."
A voice called, "Big Brother?"
Karen was by the doorway, as she was wearing a green uniform, "Do you have a minute?"
Wataru asked, "Uh, why the get-up?"
Karen said, "Mamimi made it for us. It's a way of having Sakuya lead the rally."
"RALLY?" He cried, "I knew it… My 12 sisters are…"
Part 8
Big Brother's Home Front
Outside the school building, Sakuya, Karen, Kaho, and Hinako are holding up signs that show pictures of John Cena, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Seth Rollins, and Emmitt (WTF?). They all had a red X over their face, as the girls were waving the signs around.
"ATTENTION! WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, SO WE'RE HERE TO MAKE THE SOUND OF WAR, THROUGH PROTEST!" Sakuya shouted over the megaphone, "THE AUTHORITY, GO HOME! JOHN CENA, GO HOME! SETH ROLLINS, GO HOME! NO MORE BLOODSHED!"
Wataru gasped, "NO! It's not right! Sakuya?"
Sakuya waved to him, "Oh, Dear Brother! You've come to join the rally?"
He asked, "Uh, why would I do that? I'm okay with none of the fighting, but… Why the signs?"
Kaho said, "Isn't it great, Brother? We're getting a lot of fans, going into the Rally! I'm going to try my best, too!"
Hinako gave him a sign and said, "Here you go, Bro-Bro! This is for you! Wave the bad lady's picture up high!"
Wataru shivered, "Uh, no, thank you, Hina. I'm just going to stay home."
Sakuya said, "Aw, come now, Dear Brother! I mean, you can't be in your room, forever!"
He said, "Easy for you to say! We're not savages!"
The girls gasped, as Karen said, "Oh, come now, Big Brother. We're not hazing at them."
He replied, "True, but don't you think you might cause a scene, towards the villains that started the war? And incidentally, I'm no fan of wrestling, but wasn't Seth Rollins responsible for making John Cena bring them back?"
Karen pouted and said, "Even if Mr. Cena did, without Seth's threats, it was a blow to everyone and for the peace of the land. He tried to threaten to send a man to a wheelchair. It was noble for him to sacrifice everything for one single man."
Sakuya said, "Karen, that is not true! He had no choice! Even if he didn't bring them back, he would lose Edge, through a permanent paralysis, or worse off!"
Karen shivered, "You mean… He could die?"
Sakuya said, "From the looks of it, yes."
He walked off, as Sakuya and Karen debated on what happened on Dec. 29th, and thought of possibilities of what Cena would or wouldn't do.
He said, "Worried over a wrestler, and they want a surefire explanation. They can't change time. What's done is done."
He looked at a poster of Triple H, with debris of tomato and egg all over it. He sighed, "Well, not everyone is nice and polite."
SPLAT! SPLAT!
Mami, in her leather suit, cried out, "AUTHORITY, GO HOME! Go do what's best for business, elsewhere!"
Wataru gasped, "It can't be true! YOU?"
Mami smiled, "Oh, sorry about that, bud. I was showing my disloyalty…"
"Through non-violence?"
"No. I'm the ONLY one in your camp that wants war. But your 12 outpost girls are saying NO."
"Are you serious? They're ALL for peace?"
"Yeah. And it sucks! I'm surrounded by pure girls, wanting NO WAR! I hate that!"
"Wow. I'm surprised that you have a hothead."
"Not really. Wanna walk home? I think I blew off a lot of steam in me."
"Sure."
They walked together, as Wataru sighed, "It's so cold… and on a wintery day, too."
Mami huffed, "It's not that cold."
"Yeah, but it's not really good for them to be out. I mean, they got it soft, back home. I mean, they are shouting for war against The Authority, and-. Uh, incidentally, who is The Authority?"
"YOU NEVER KNEW?"
"Well, I don't follow it, but I read it from Mamoru that Cena DID bring them back. Who are they?"
Mami smiled, "Bud, you've got a lot to learn about sports-entertainment."
She explained, "Through history of pro wrestling, there are evil stables that want power, such as Aces & Eights, Main Event Mafia, The Heenan Family, The New Blood, and the most poisonous of all, the New World Order, or n.W.o., as their moniker. It began as a ploy by Triple H, Chief Operating Officer of WWE, and his wife, Stephanie McMahon, one of the principle owners of WWE, when Daniel Bryan won the WWE Championship. However, Triple H Pedigreed the champ, as Randy Orton steals it from him. Since then, they formed The Authority, and made everyone's lives in WWE a living hell."
Mami even explained that throughout the Authority's career, they have fired Big Show, abused the Rhodes Brothers, treated The Shield like garbage, resorted to numerous plans, not listening to fans, and making sure that Daniel Bryan and others don't get what they deserve. She also said that they disbanded in November of last year, after Dolph Ziggler was the sole survivor, when they put everything on the line. Sadly, that disbandment lasted a whole five weeks… after John Cena was threatened to bring them back, in a way of malice. Cena surrendered, Ziggler, Rowan, and Ryback were fired, Big Show turned traitor, and The Authority doomed EVERYONE. Of course, a huge chunk of fans turned on John Cena, after bringing them back.
"And that's how it is, Bud." Mamimi said, "Think about it! I won't let them become goody-two shoes, not after a war going on! It's not just those four! It's about the others!"
Wataru thought, "Yeah… … … …But I wonder what they're up to?"
He imagined Mamoru, training in the gym, as she was lifting weights, "Maybe Mamoru would train to be a wrestler. But I don't think that they have Olympic Wrestling in our school…"
Mamoru was lifting up a huge 50lb. barbell and shouted, "YEAH! NO ONE CAN OUTCLASS ME!"
He then thought of Shirayuki, "And Shirayuki… All she'll do is create WWE themed foods, like she always does…"
Shirayuki made a huge buffet, as she said, "Princess's special WWE cuisines are on display! We have Brock Lobsters, which is steamed lobsters, Tater-Gator, which is Princess's Mashed Potatoes and veggie supreme, Viper Stroganoff, is beef stroganoff, mixed with 4 spices, Bella Peppers, Wyatt Family Cajun Curry, and for dessert, we have Uso-Berry Shortcake! DIG IN~!"
"That Shirayuki… She can be so creative…" He smiled, "But then again, what about Chikage?"
Chikage held up magic talismans, as she had pictures of the current members of The Authority. She whispered, "Curses. You shall be cursed, and I will not stop, until you are gone from power… for good…"
He even imagined Marie, Aria, and Haruka were practicing swordfighting, as a way of fending off the evil. Aria and Marie succeed in battle, as Michael went to Marie, who was panting in sweat, feeling relieved.
He also imagined Rinrin, creating an army of robot soldiers, as her Mecha Rinrin and Proto Robo were giving them some battle procedures, installed in their memory tracks. Mecha Rinrin smiled to Proto Robo, as Rinrin gave the thumbs up.
And at a LIVE WWE Event, Seth Rollins and Big Show were warming up for a tag match, as a young woman was by the table, having a drink of water. Rollins and Show plot together, as the girl held up a notepad. The Heels left, as she wrote down.
"Check it out! Rollins and Show are going to launch a surprise for Reigns and Ambrose. I have to warn the officials that they'll bring in bad men. Check it, Authority, I have you foiled, at last, once the police get you, but good! So, I'll lie, a little."
He screamed, as he was upset, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO, NO, NO! IT IS NOT TRUE! IT CAN'T BE TRUE! THERE IS NO WAY I AM STAYING IN A PLACE THAT HAS TWELVE WARHUNGRY SISTERS! I WANT TO GET OFF!"
Mamimi calmed him down and said, "Now, now. Relax! There's nothing we can do! Those oppressors of Cena will do their job! And we're not violent people! But I like the idea…"
He sighed, "I wanna go home. I hate war, but I can't have to be a pawn… If my sisters help me out, I'll get in trouble…"
A man in a mustache and glasses said, "I see. You don't like how the war is going on?"
He gasped, "JEEVES?! I mean…"
The old man said, "Hmm, perhaps maybe you're looking at it all wrong. I shall show you, through a small flashback scene."
He then showed a huge monitor, by the door of a building, and said, "Now, look closely at these girls… You shall see that your thoughts about being evil and fighting for and against the enemy are all wrong. They are simply working in the old hometown."
"Old hometown?!" They both stammered.
It then showed a view of Mamoru, calling out, "OKAY, AUTHORITY! SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP!"
She ran around the track and planted flags of peace, as they all had hearts on it. She was also prepping up an emergency test, at night, in case The Authority ever show up to Promised Island. She called out, jogging around the town, "LIGHTS OUT! TOTAL BLACKOUT! The Authority is coming!"
The buildings' lights go out, as Mamoru kept jogging. Wataru asked, "Uh, there are no airplanes coming…"
Jeeves replied, "Oh, no. But The Authority usually appears, making life miserable, doing what's best for business, which is their main objective. Suppose that a boat arrives, and you might see any of them, calling to have them join The Authority. Mamoru here is making sure that no one is present, and made sure that there are NO followers to The Authority. Why, John Cena isn't welcome here, either."
The scene switches to Shirayuki, who was cooking a vegetable stew. She sobbed, as she looked at the pot, "Aw… No carrots left…"
She called out the window, "Haruka, Marie, we'll need more carrots!"
Haruka called out, holding a bag of seeds, "Coming right up, Shirayuki~!"
She planted a couple seeds, as Marie and Michael were taking out the freshly full-grown vegetables. The bushels they had were corn, tomatoes, peas, onions, carrots, celery, potatoes, lettuce, and others. Wataru gasped, seeing Shirayuki's Victory Garden, "IT CAN'T BE TRUE! A vegetable garden?!"
Mamimi said, "Where have you been? Ever since the Authority came about, the prices for veggies could skyrocket, thanks to them, if they made petty and useless rules. That's why we had to make sure we have fresh grown veggies."
Aria was viewing a flower, which is in bloom, and it is purple and yellow. She giggled, "Cute flower…"
Shirayuki smiled, as she got a new batch of carrots, "Elder Brother will be so pleased, seeing Princess's new Vegetable Medley Stew, completely with 100% organic vegetables!"
Haruka blushed, "It's good enough for my Beloved Brother, to have a happy day, despite the bad weather we're into… Blush~…"
The scene changed to Rinrin, building a security system, which is liable to protect any threats of damages from Big Show, Kane, Luke Harper, Rusev, Mark Henry, or Bray Wyatt. She even made it Cenaproof, which prevents John Cena from showing up.
Rinrin said to the 4th wall, "While we have no dislike for John Cena, we don't want to have him welcome, since he did some bad stuff. But then again, it would be nice to have John Cena make a wish for Marie."
Marie was on the couch, petting her dog, Michael, as she explained, "Brother Mine once took me to the beach for seashells… that a wish I dreamed of. My only wish is to meet the man that brought the Authority back to power, which is shameful. But I want him to hug him saying that it is alright. Mr. Cena did a terrible thing, but if Brother Mine risked his sacrifice to rescue me, then I'd forgive him, too."
He blushed, as he giggled, "Marie…"
Mamimi shouted, "HEY! What about Chikage and Yotsuba?"
Chikage was shown, holding up a crystal ball, as she said, viewing The Authority's defeat at Wrestlemania 31, "Outcome looks hazy… These predictions are of great hope. Hope is the answer."
Whereas Yotsuba is busy writing everything down, making a journal of the Welcome House.
"To my Brother Dearest, this is entry number 3291 of the Anti-Cena/Anti-Authority homefront:
Check it! Mamoru's run through town has been successful, as everyone is chipping in for the war against The Authority. Everyone has a job to do, like cooking, cleaning, making clothes, growing fruits and vegetables, and even having lots of fun. We won't have any "Best for Business" now. Would we?
WHAT HO! The Authority's downfall COULD be spelled… S-T-I-N-G!"
Mamimi huffed, "There's a no brainer… Sting will end The Authority, right?"
He then asked, "But wait… What about Sakuya and the others?"
Jeeves asked, "Why don't you ask her?"
Mamimi smirked and was wearing the same green uniform that Sakuya and Karen were wearing. She said, "I thought you knew already. The reason for the protests…"
He gasped, "You mean…"
"Yep. We're making sure that NO WAR is made, at all! We are not going to have a troublesome dilemma, like long ago. Why, everyone has a part, and I am leader of the PPSs!"
"PPS?!"
"Peace Protecting Sisters. We're organized to make sure that NO WAR is happening. Life is a drag, Bud, and we're not going to have it again. Think of it!"
Wataru chuckled, as he said, "Oh, it can't be true. So, the reason why Sakuya and Karen are protesting the Authority is…"
Back at the corner, Karen held up a sign that says "For Big Brother's sake, please leave power now".
Hinako held up a sign that says "Bro-Bro unhappy… that The Authority's back. Make him smile again."
Sakuya called from the megaphone, "The Authority has ruined Dear Brother from the inside! For his sake, and for our sake, we ask The Authority to GO HOME! So that we will NEVER fight, at all! WE WANT LOVE AND PEACE!"
The girls cheered, "LOVE AND PEACE~!"
Everybody started chanting "LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!"
Wataru was laughing, as Mamimi said, "You see? I have my hatred for them… but even I wouldn't want the war. Let them worry about The Authority. Because deep down, The Authority WILL GET pwn."
He asked, in confusion, "Huh? Pwn?"
Mami concluded, "Let's just say that these guys will fight and… The Authority ALWAYS win… in a losing battle."
He sighed, as he and Mamimi went home. She said, "Feel better now?"
Wataru said, "No, but it may take a while. I'll be happy, since they're doing this for me."
They shared a laugh, as they went back to the Welcome House.
"To Akio,
You ever have a belief about NOT having to go through a war that we don't want to be a part of? We'll I do. And these girls I'm hanging with are the best I have ever met. Who knew that, for months and months, you finally have 12 sisters, and suddenly they care for you, just as turmoil is happening?
You know, now that I think about it, I never knew all this would be happening, in such a short time."
"I wonder why they knew, without any cable TV? Does Rinrin have WWE Network in her lab?" He thought, "That's a thought. Does the financial aid I give her have enough for $9.99?"
XXXXX
Elsewhere, in Rinrin's lab, she, Mecha Rinrin, and Proto Robo were finishing up their cleaning. The radio played a merry tune:
"We're working like hell
and it IS really swell!
We're working in the Ol' Hometown!"
Rinrin sung, "We're not bad people, but we're doing really well…"
Mecha Rinrin added, "We are working in the ol' hometown…"
Sakuya was putting on different outfits, as she sang, "If we want to have a good day…"
Karen was playing the piano, "You do what you can, in your merry own way…"
Chikage was viewing a tarot card, "It is very bleak…"
Mamoru was running, "…when your life is meek…"
Haruka was hiding in a corner, "Turn that frown upside-down… Blush…"
Yotsuba was viewing her magnifying glass, "Just be happy who you are…"
Marie was petting Michael, "and you'll reach your peak…"
Kaho was practicing her cheerleader routine, "Working in the ol' hometown!"
She dropped her baton, again, and cried, "OH, NO!"
Hinako and Aria viewed the flowers blooming, as Hina sang, "If we want to have a very bright day…"
Aria added, "Be yourself… Okay?"
The girls sang in unison, "We're working as we could, and it is really good!"
Wataru sang, "They're working in the Ol' Hometown!"
Jeeves said, as he was packing up the TV, "Working at the Ol… Home…"
Everyone sang together, on the last note, "Towwwwwwwwn~!"
XXXXX
Wataru was in bed, as he felt happy, "Am I glad to be with my sisters? I hope this ends soon… Then maybe we'll all celebrate, as we do, all the time, like always."
The lights went out, as everyone in Promised Island is sleeping. Taro Yamada was in his room, as he was watching TV, excited for the upcoming show. Mamoru knocked on the window, as she called, "Authority Drill! Lights out! Test Time!"
Yamada asked her, "Hey, why so late at night?"
Mamoru held her megaphone and roared at Yamada, "PUT OUT THOSE LIGHTS!"
He turned off the lights, but kept the television on. Mamoru left, as Yamada was watching TV, uncomfortably. He sobbed, as he had a ringing in his head, "Aw… did she have to rupture my eardrums?! I WAS LISTENING TO THE GOOD PART!"
The TV said, "Sometimes you can't win, all the time! WHAT CAN YOU DO, HERO?"
And that's life in Promised Island, during The Authority's Return to Power. Not EVERYONE is into violence and destruction. But they have different beliefs.
EXTRA
Peter was typing on his computer, as Mizuki presented a plate of food to him. She called to him, "Baby, I got you your favorite~!"
She showed him his plate, as she showed him a huge chicken sandwich, with mayonnaise, lettuce, and cheese. It was also his favorite chicken: boneless and grilled. He even had a side of seasoned French Fries with it. He smiled and said, "Oh, Miz, I'm so amazed, I can kiss you!"
She puckered up, as Peter said, grabbing his sandwich, "But I can't. Food, first; sex, later."
Mizuki huffed, "Hmph! Jerk."
Farra reached for his plate, as he growled, "What the fuck do you want?"
She smirked, "How about a bite to share with your best friend?"
He yelled, "NO! You'll NOT touch my SANDVICH!"
She then said in confusion, "Sandvich?!"
Mizuki petted him, as she said, "Good one, honey."
He sighed, "Crazy people here. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!"
Mizuki smiled, "Good work!"
XXXXX
Minutes later, Peter was still typing on his computer, as Farra snatched his sandwich. She chomped on it, as Peter gasped. She dashed off, before he turned around. He looked at his plate and saw that his sandwich was gone, with just a small portion of fries. He roared, as he threw his computer monitor off, into the hallway.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
SMASH!
It smashed at Steven C, as he was out cold.
Peter roared in anger, "WHO TOUCHED MY SANDVICH?!"
Farra smirked and said, "Uh… … …He did it."
She pointed at Triple H, as he gasped, "WHAT?"
He ran at The Game, as he hollered, "INCOMING!"
SMASH! POW! WHAM!
Peter started to beat up Triple H, as Farra placed the sandwich back on the plate. She giggled evilly, as Asahi huffed in complete embarrassment, "Monster."
Farra chuckled, "Heh, heh, heh, heh."
THIS is what happens when someone, meaning The Authority, steals Peter's sandwich.
Tune in, in two weeks… for the NEXT part.
