Hunger Games Abridged

SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING FOREVER. I'm lazy. And roleplaying...grrr...

So anyways, to go with my chapter dedication, this is for SilverNight92!(Writing-noobie, you are going to have the best chapter)

I don't own the lyrics to "Make a man out of you" from Mulan.

(Training room)

(they pin numbers to Katniss and Peeta's back, then they walk in the circle)

Atala: Okay, okay tributes. 24 of you are here. 23 of you are screwed. One of you will survive. But that depends, on who's the smartest, coolest-HEY!

(she points to the district 4 kid, knives in his weave)

Atala: GET THAT KID OUTTA HERE!

(Kid is led away)

Atala: Okay. Remarking that bit, One. No fighting with the other tributes-

(Cato interrupts)

Cato: WHAT IF THEY STEAL OUR KNIVES?!

Atala: Not even then

(Marvel interrupts)

Marvel: WHAT IF THEY'RE BEING JERKS?

Atala: Not even then. You two shut up (looks at Glimmer and Clove, who were going to interrupt)

Atala: Now. TRAIN!

(Random chorus comes in)

Chorus: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER! (They're singing)

(Everyone stares, then everyone runs for the weapons and stuff)

(Katniss runs for the bow and arrows, but Peeta grabs her arm)

Peeta: Remember what Haymitch said? No bow and arrow for Katniss!

Katniss: SCREW YOU PEETAAAAAA! But fine

(They walk over to the knot station)

Instructor: OMG KATNISS THE GIRL ON FIRE! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Katniss: HELL YAH!

Peeta: What about me? I was on fire too!

(They stare at him pointedly)

Peeta: Never mind...

(He goes to COS again)

(One hour later)

Instructor: Take this bit and twist it and you have a trap!(shows trap off triumphantly) Katniss you got it...?

(Katniss is tangled up in her trap)

Katniss: Uh...a little help?

(Peeta comes out from the COS)

Peeta: MY LOVE! NYAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(he attacks the trap and she's freed. He gets tangled up)

Katniss: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(She takes a picture, high-fives the trainer )

Peeta: Erm...help?

(Haymitch sees this from the betting area, on tributes life span and does a wall face. Everyone in the Capitol is laughing)

The Careers: (laughing their asses off)

Katniss(glares at Careers): Peeta. Free yourself by tearing the rope

Peeta: Why?

Katniss: Because they(points to careers) are laughing at you like you're an ass.

Peeta: I hate that!

Katniss: Does it make you...angry?

Peeta(his eyes are turning green) : You. Don't. Like. Me. When. I'm. ANGRY!

(He turns green and muscular and stuff and breaks the net.)

Careers: Oh sh**...(They run for the damn hills)

Peeta( turns back to normal) :Katniss, what the hell was that for?!

Katniss: I wanted to see what happens when you get angry

Peeta: You wanna see me angry? You got a ten second head start (he starts turning green)

Katniss: Right, Running (she runs for her damn life)

Peeta: Now you're gonna get what you asked for! (Turns into Peeta-Hulk and goes after Katniss)

*In the Betting room...*

Haymitch: Nice job son.

Effie: MANNERS!

*Next day*

(Katniss and Peeta are training)

(Peeta throws a spear and it hits the target)

Katniss: I need to freak him out...

(Clove lets out an ear piercing scream just as Katniss throws)

(Katniss accidentally misses and kills a trainer)

(Over at the Careers, Glimmer high-fives Clove)

Glimmer: Nicely done Clove

Cato: There's my girl! (hugs her)

(Over at Katniss and Peeta)

Katniss: Oh my goash...

Peeta: Are they...

Katniss and Peeta at the same time: TOGETHER?!

(They fangirl scream)

(Rue comes over)

Rue: Oww! You two hurt my ears!

(she runs away)

Katniss: Well

Peeta: Who's that?

(sudden voice)

Random Reviewer: That is Rue, from District 11, Marvel will...

(I slap the random reviewer)

FINALLY! I WROTE IT!REVIEWSSS