Hunger Games Abridged
SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING FOREVER. I'm lazy. And roleplaying...grrr...
So anyways, to go with my chapter dedication, this is for SilverNight92!(Writing-noobie, you are going to have the best chapter)
I don't own the lyrics to "Make a man out of you" from Mulan.
(Training room)
(they pin numbers to Katniss and Peeta's back, then they walk in the circle)
Atala: Okay, okay tributes. 24 of you are here. 23 of you are screwed. One of you will survive. But that depends, on who's the smartest, coolest-HEY!
(she points to the district 4 kid, knives in his weave)
Atala: GET THAT KID OUTTA HERE!
(Kid is led away)
Atala: Okay. Remarking that bit, One. No fighting with the other tributes-
(Cato interrupts)
Cato: WHAT IF THEY STEAL OUR KNIVES?!
Atala: Not even then
(Marvel interrupts)
Marvel: WHAT IF THEY'RE BEING JERKS?
Atala: Not even then. You two shut up (looks at Glimmer and Clove, who were going to interrupt)
Atala: Now. TRAIN!
(Random chorus comes in)
Chorus: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER! (They're singing)
(Everyone stares, then everyone runs for the weapons and stuff)
(Katniss runs for the bow and arrows, but Peeta grabs her arm)
Peeta: Remember what Haymitch said? No bow and arrow for Katniss!
Katniss: SCREW YOU PEETAAAAAA! But fine
(They walk over to the knot station)
Instructor: OMG KATNISS THE GIRL ON FIRE! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Katniss: HELL YAH!
Peeta: What about me? I was on fire too!
(They stare at him pointedly)
Peeta: Never mind...
(He goes to COS again)
(One hour later)
Instructor: Take this bit and twist it and you have a trap!(shows trap off triumphantly) Katniss you got it...?
(Katniss is tangled up in her trap)
Katniss: Uh...a little help?
(Peeta comes out from the COS)
Peeta: MY LOVE! NYAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(he attacks the trap and she's freed. He gets tangled up)
Katniss: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(She takes a picture, high-fives the trainer )
Peeta: Erm...help?
(Haymitch sees this from the betting area, on tributes life span and does a wall face. Everyone in the Capitol is laughing)
The Careers: (laughing their asses off)
Katniss(glares at Careers): Peeta. Free yourself by tearing the rope
Peeta: Why?
Katniss: Because they(points to careers) are laughing at you like you're an ass.
Peeta: I hate that!
Katniss: Does it make you...angry?
Peeta(his eyes are turning green) : You. Don't. Like. Me. When. I'm. ANGRY!
(He turns green and muscular and stuff and breaks the net.)
Careers: Oh sh**...(They run for the damn hills)
Peeta( turns back to normal) :Katniss, what the hell was that for?!
Katniss: I wanted to see what happens when you get angry
Peeta: You wanna see me angry? You got a ten second head start (he starts turning green)
Katniss: Right, Running (she runs for her damn life)
Peeta: Now you're gonna get what you asked for! (Turns into Peeta-Hulk and goes after Katniss)
*In the Betting room...*
Haymitch: Nice job son.
Effie: MANNERS!
*Next day*
(Katniss and Peeta are training)
(Peeta throws a spear and it hits the target)
Katniss: I need to freak him out...
(Clove lets out an ear piercing scream just as Katniss throws)
(Katniss accidentally misses and kills a trainer)
(Over at the Careers, Glimmer high-fives Clove)
Glimmer: Nicely done Clove
Cato: There's my girl! (hugs her)
(Over at Katniss and Peeta)
Katniss: Oh my goash...
Peeta: Are they...
Katniss and Peeta at the same time: TOGETHER?!
(They fangirl scream)
(Rue comes over)
Rue: Oww! You two hurt my ears!
(she runs away)
Katniss: Well
Peeta: Who's that?
(sudden voice)
Random Reviewer: That is Rue, from District 11, Marvel will...
(I slap the random reviewer)
FINALLY! I WROTE IT!REVIEWSSS
