200 Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

A/N – So I had another (stupid) ending for this fanfic, but I'm going on with it, but don't be surprised if it gets abandoned a lot, I will never take this story down – I've said that before, but I love this story and just want to improve it. I hope you guys are still following.

Disclaimer – Yes, I am a billionaire author. Shame I didn't write this in the books. LOL, NOPE.


Chapter Eight: Fred and Hermione in a broom closet, A-R-G-U-I-N-G

Once again, the sixo was reunited, this time in the fourth floor corridor, again discussing ways to drive their least favourite teacher insane.

"She's only been here a couple of weeks and we're already close" Harry said excitedly.

"She won't leave easily though, she's determined" said Lee, ever the downer.

"Shush, Lee," George said, "a few more big pranks and she'll be out before you can say 'expelled'"

The others stared at him for his wildly contradicting sentence.

"What can we do next then, and when?" Ron asked the group at large.

"I have an idea" Fred said. "It involves Snape, bats and centaurs"

"Oh god" Hermione groaned, but listened in nevertheless.

"See, we can break into pairs, one pair will discuss a pact with the centaurs and then let them into the castle. Another pair will collect the bats-"

"Bats?" Harry had raised an eyebrow, confuzzled.

"Yes, bats" George said, as if it were the most ordinary thing ever, like 'then we shall bake the eggs in the microwave' (it was a normal thing to say in the wizarding world anyway), "from Charlie, they get a load of them in Romania"

"Do they?" Ron whispered, and Hermione shaking her head with 'no idea'.

"So," Fred continued, "The second pair shall collect the bats and discreetly place them in Umbridge's office"

"Discreetly?"

"Shove them through the window" George offered.

"As I was saying" Fred said, slightly annoyed that his every sentence was being interrupted, "While the second pair locks the window, so that Umbridge can't escape-"

"Umbridge will be inside?" Ron asked stupidly.

"Escape out the window?" Hermione said dryly.

Fred glared at them all. "Shut up and let me finish. So, the second pair locks the window – you'll be on brooms, in case you didn't catch on – while they are doing that, the first pair will be leading centaurs to guard the outside of Umbridges office – you know she hates half breeds – and then finally, the third pair will be running to Snape to alert him of all of this, lead him straight into the centaurs and then leave him to die by hiding in one of the many secret hidden passageways, conveniently located on the same floor as Umbridge's office"

Before Hermione or Lee could protests, the others quickly agreed.

"Excellent! Now for pairs!" Fred announced.

"I am already quite acquainted with the centaurs, so I can go in the first pair" George offered.

"I know a centaur, he can help us, so I'll go with George" Harry said.

"Excellent!" Fred said, "who wants to get the bats?"

"I'll go, it'll be good to see Charlie" Ron raised his hand. Fred nodded.

"I'll go with Ron, I love riding a broom, and bats are awesome, my cousin Jack- never mind"

"Okay, so that leaves me and 'Mione!" Fred beamed at his partner.

Hermione sighed. "I suppose our jobs the easiest…"

"That's the spirit!" Fred high-fived her, without even waiting for her to lift her arm.


It was that Friday night that the sixo decided to conduct their prank; George and Harry had been to the centaurs beforehand and had them ready at the gates; Ron and Lee were in the Astronomy Tower awaiting Charlie Weasley with the shipment of bats; and lastly, Hermione and Fred were stationed, hidden in a broom cupboard ideally located halfway between Snape's office in the dungeons, and Umbridge's office upstairs. Specifically, the second floor corridor.

"What's our signal then?" Hermione asked the older boy.

"Your DA coins" Fred replied. "George and I duplicated them and charmed them so that the message will only be received by the six of us"

Hermione opened her mouth, and then shut it again. "That's actually very clever"

Fred shrugged. "We copied your idea; we just added a little more magic. You're the real genius" Hermione flushed, but thankfully Fred couldn't see her as the cupboard was black.

"Even so. I would have thought you too would get much higher marks in your OWLs" she told Fred, who shrugged.

"That required study, and study required time, and time is required for pranks. George and I decided we didn't need some old hag to tell us what we are and aren't good at. We do have skills, just not academical ones" he shrugged.

"Hmm" Hermione responded absentminded.

"Hey! I think that's our signal" Fred said, looking down at the galleon glowed red, heating up.

Hermione nodded, and carefully opened the door.

Except.

"It's stuck!" she hissed, pulling on the doorknob.

"What?" Fred snapped. He rushed to Hermione's side and the yanked on the door. "Shit!" he hissed.

They both frantically tugged on the door, when they heard a yell-

"ARE THOSE CENTAURS!?" It was Snape.

Fred swore violently. "It's Snape! If he sees them, it's all over!"

They desperately tried to open the door when-

"YOU DARE INSULT OUR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE? IDIOT HUMANS!"

Fred and Hermione stared at each other in the closet.

"What do we do now?" Hermione asked weakly.

"I'll send out the 'abandon' signal" Fred said. "Stupid closet"

"You knew this was going to happen?" Hermione shrieked.

"I've been sucked into this closet a hundred times" Fred said, rolling his eyes. "OW!" He shouted as Hermione hit him.

"Why didn't you tell me about this before!?" Hermione snapped.

"It doesn't do this all the time!" Fred snapped back. "And it was conveniently located"

"Oh yes, very convenient!" Hermione half-shouted.

"Stop yelling at me, you're not going to get any good ideas out of me by yelling!"

"You're yelling at me!"

"Shut up!"

"It's your fault we're stuck in this bloody cupboard!"

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" They heard Snape shout again. The two winced.

"We're going to get detention for the rest of the year" Fred complained. Hermione whimpered.

"Really?"

Fred realised his mistake immediately. "If we get caught" he reassured her. "I'm sure the other four won't be stupid enough to-"

"WEASLEY!" Snape roared.

"Okay then" Fred tried to laugh it off. "Hopefully they won't give us away. Plus, it's really difficult to open this door, inside or out"

Hermione glared at him, and then moaned.

"I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse"

Fred shrugged. "Sorry" he said genuinely. Hermione smiled up at him. He's so tall, she thought. Not taller than Ron, but still taller than me. I hate being short.

"It's fine" she said. "This isn't so bad" At that, she promptly got to her knees, and sat on the floor.

"Getting comfortable?" Fred smirked. Hermione stuck her tongue out at him.

"Childish, aren't we?"

"I'm childish?" Hermione frowned.

Fred rolled his eyes and sat down next to her.

"So, your first failed prank" Hermione said. Fred shrugged.

"No, not really. George and I have gone through many failed pranks that we've revaluated many times to perfect. I'm sure this prank can't be redone though"

"Shame. I think this was just too large though"

Fred nodded. "Perhaps you're right"

"I'm always right" Hermione said cheekily.

"Modest much, miss Granger?" Fred nudged her in the side. Hermione shook her head.

"No one seems to care, is all" Fred frowned at this comment.

"What do you mean?"

Hermione smiled sadly. "No one likes a know-it-all. I learnt that quickly, especially after meeting Harry and Ron"

"Ah, so this is you toned down, is it?" Fred teased, trying to lighten the subject.

Hermione was just about to respond when –

"Weasley! Granger! Detention for the next month!"

Fred swore.


A/N – Yay, the Fremione is finally coming into the picture! Please review!

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