Chapter 8
Me: Okay, I'm back. Sorry! But my mom discovered my 'other' fics, if you know what I mean.
Dr. Blowhole: I do!
Me: Anyway, I had to promise I wouldn't write anymore like that. But, whatever! Darers, come on out! You too, Crescentflight!
Crescentflight: Hi everyone, it's good to be back!
Crazy Flyer: Hello! Yay Skilene!
PoMPrivate: Skilene? Kipper is the BEST!
Jessiebell13: Three chapters! I feel special!
Skipperten: Why hello, Blowy. *bats eyelashes*
EpicBlaze: What up people!
Duskfire: This is AWESOME!
Usagi: That's an awful lot of people...
Me: Yeah... Wait, what are you doing here?
Usagi: One of EpicBlaze's dares was to have me on for five more chapters.
Me: Oh... Well, first darer is... Jessiebell13!
Jessiebell13: Cool! Kowalski, Private. You haven't had your honeymoon yet, have you?
Kowalski: No, why?
Jessiebell13: Good! I dare you two to go on a honeymoon in Japan!
Private: That's not so bad.
Kowalski: It certainly isn't.
Jessiebell13: Here's your tickets. *hands over airplane tickets*
*Kowalski and Private leave*
Me: Okay. Now, we'll do all dares that involve them when they get back.
PoMPrivate: Aaawww! :(
Me: Skipperten!
Skipperten: Wow, so many dares... I'll go with, King Julien, you have to let everyone flush you down the toilet!
King Julien: What! You are being the kidding!
Skipperten: You wish!
Skipper: I'm gonna like this! Rico, toilet!
Rico: *coughs up toilet* Here.
Skipper: *shoves Julien headfirst into toilet*
Marlene: Can I go first?
Skipper: Sure!
Marlene: *flushes toilet repeatedly*
King Julien: AAAAHHH!
Me: *snickers* ;D
*Kowalski and Private come back*
Jessiebell13: That was fast.
Me: What do you expect? This is a dares fic, time can come and go as I please.
Usagi: It's true!
Me: Anyway, I believe Jessiebell13 had a part two to your dare?
Jessiebell13: Yep! I dare Kowalski and Private to tell us what they did on their honeymoon!
Kowalski and Private: *blushes*
Skipper: Well?
Rico: Wha you do?
Dr. Blowhole: I can tell you right now. *smirks*
Kowalski: Let's just say that if one of us were female, we'd be having a baby.
Me: Weird. I mean, there is a fic where Kowalski is female, but he-she's in love with Skipper.
Kowalski: O.O
Skipper: -_-'
Private: D:
Crescentflight: Wait, you read Kipper?
Me: And Kico, Pripper, Prico, Skico...
Penguins: *looking at me weird*
Me: Don't judge!
Crescentflight: Whatever. Can I introduce the next darer?
Me: Sure.
Crescentflight: EpicBlaze, come on down!
EpicBlaze: I'm already here. Anyway, Kowalski. I dare you to make Usagi human for the next five chapters.
Kowalski: On it! *shoots Usagi with a laser*
Usagi: *becomes human*
Me: Pretty.
Usagi: Thanks!
Me: Skipperten!
Skipperten: I dare Blowy to kiss me for the rest of the chapter!
Me: I don't get it. If you like Blowhole, why is your name SKIPPERten?
Usagi: I was wondering that, too.
Skipperten: None of your business! *kisses Blowhole*
Crescentflight: Jessiebell13!
Jessiebell13: Before I do my dare, Skipper, can you get me a drink?
Skipper: Sure... *walks off*
Jessiebell13: Okay, now that he's gone. Rico, Marlene. Kiss!
Marlene: What the heck!
Rico: Wuzzat!
Jessiebell13: DO IT!
*Marlene and Rico start to kiss just as Skipper walks in*
*Skipper doesn't even notice the otter and penguin making out as he hands Jessiebell13 her drink*
Jessiebell13: What the #$%&*!
Me: Whoa...
Skipper: *shrugs* Hey, if Marlene's happy with Rico, I won't object.
Jessiebell13: *starts babbling gibberish*
Marlene: *pulls away* But Skipper! It was only a dare!
Skipper: Thank GOD. I wasn't sure how long I could keep up the 'happy for you' act.
Jessiebell13: *faints from confusion*
Me: *sigh* PoMPrivate?
PoMPrivate: I dare Kowalski and Skipper to make out for ten minutes EXACTLY.
Me: Yay!
Everyone: *looking at me weird*
Me: What?... Just because that one Kipper fic traumatized me, doesn't mean I don't like it!
Usagi: It was 'My hidden shame', right?
Me: Nah, I mean it was scary in the first chapter, but the second wasn't all bad. It's another that... I can't even say the name. *shudders*
PoMPrivate: I'm waiting!
Kowalski: *sigh*
*Skipper pulls Kowalski into a kiss, then releases after ten minutes*
Kowalski: Let's never speak of that again...
Skipper: Agreed.
Dr. Blowhole: We might though!
Crescentflight: *shakes head* Crazy Flyer?
Crazy Flyer: First, I just want to give Kowalski and Private some marriage gifts. I give you Officer X's van, complete with LASERS, missile-launching turrets, and a home theater system!
Kowalski: Amazing!
Private: Thanks!
Crazy Flyer: You didn't let me finish! It's also stuffed with invention blueprints, and a lifetime supply of peanut butter Winkies!
Kowalski and Private: WOW!
Me: That may be the nicest thing to happen on this dare fic.
Skipper: I agree.
Me: Skipperten!
Skipperten: Kowalski, Rico. I dare you two to turn human and go star in an all romance movie!
Rico: Wha!
Kowalski: O.O
Me: GO! *ushers them out the door*
*They return a few minutes later*
Kowalski: I hope you're happy! The only part we could get was R rated!
Me: O.o Oookaaayy, tmi.
Crescentflight: Agreed. Crazy Flyer, you're up!
Crazy Flyer: I dare Marlene and Skipper to make out for two full chapters! During which, you are exempt from any and all dares pulled against you!
*Skipper grabs Marlen and starts making out with her*
Me: PoMPrivate time!
PoMPrivate: I want Private to kiss me because I love him!
Private: O.o Pardon?
PoMPrivate: *grabs Private and kisses him*
Private: MMMMPH! *squirms around, trying to get free*
PoMPrivate: *finally lets Private go*
Me: Okay, I guess that's all... We can continue you guys' dares next chapter, okay?
Crazy Flyer and Skipperten: Sure.
Me: Good... Oh, Blowhole, you can stop kissing Skipperten.
Dr. Blowhole: *releases, then runs to bathroom and throws up*
Skipperten: WELL! *stomps off*
Me: *shakes head* I am happy to announce that we are accepting dares once again! Just don't fill up the review page like last time...
