Chapter 8

Me: Okay, I'm back. Sorry! But my mom discovered my 'other' fics, if you know what I mean.

Dr. Blowhole: I do!

Me: Anyway, I had to promise I wouldn't write anymore like that. But, whatever! Darers, come on out! You too, Crescentflight!

Crescentflight: Hi everyone, it's good to be back!

Crazy Flyer: Hello! Yay Skilene!

PoMPrivate: Skilene? Kipper is the BEST!

Jessiebell13: Three chapters! I feel special!

Skipperten: Why hello, Blowy. *bats eyelashes*

EpicBlaze: What up people!

Duskfire: This is AWESOME!

Usagi: That's an awful lot of people...

Me: Yeah... Wait, what are you doing here?

Usagi: One of EpicBlaze's dares was to have me on for five more chapters.

Me: Oh... Well, first darer is... Jessiebell13!

Jessiebell13: Cool! Kowalski, Private. You haven't had your honeymoon yet, have you?

Kowalski: No, why?

Jessiebell13: Good! I dare you two to go on a honeymoon in Japan!

Private: That's not so bad.

Kowalski: It certainly isn't.

Jessiebell13: Here's your tickets. *hands over airplane tickets*

*Kowalski and Private leave*

Me: Okay. Now, we'll do all dares that involve them when they get back.

PoMPrivate: Aaawww! :(

Me: Skipperten!

Skipperten: Wow, so many dares... I'll go with, King Julien, you have to let everyone flush you down the toilet!

King Julien: What! You are being the kidding!

Skipperten: You wish!

Skipper: I'm gonna like this! Rico, toilet!

Rico: *coughs up toilet* Here.

Skipper: *shoves Julien headfirst into toilet*

Marlene: Can I go first?

Skipper: Sure!

Marlene: *flushes toilet repeatedly*

King Julien: AAAAHHH!

Me: *snickers* ;D

*Kowalski and Private come back*

Jessiebell13: That was fast.

Me: What do you expect? This is a dares fic, time can come and go as I please.

Usagi: It's true!

Me: Anyway, I believe Jessiebell13 had a part two to your dare?

Jessiebell13: Yep! I dare Kowalski and Private to tell us what they did on their honeymoon!

Kowalski and Private: *blushes*

Skipper: Well?

Rico: Wha you do?

Dr. Blowhole: I can tell you right now. *smirks*

Kowalski: Let's just say that if one of us were female, we'd be having a baby.

Me: Weird. I mean, there is a fic where Kowalski is female, but he-she's in love with Skipper.

Kowalski: O.O

Skipper: -_-'

Private: D:

Crescentflight: Wait, you read Kipper?

Me: And Kico, Pripper, Prico, Skico...

Penguins: *looking at me weird*

Me: Don't judge!

Crescentflight: Whatever. Can I introduce the next darer?

Me: Sure.

Crescentflight: EpicBlaze, come on down!

EpicBlaze: I'm already here. Anyway, Kowalski. I dare you to make Usagi human for the next five chapters.

Kowalski: On it! *shoots Usagi with a laser*

Usagi: *becomes human*

Me: Pretty.

Usagi: Thanks!

Me: Skipperten!

Skipperten: I dare Blowy to kiss me for the rest of the chapter!

Me: I don't get it. If you like Blowhole, why is your name SKIPPERten?

Usagi: I was wondering that, too.

Skipperten: None of your business! *kisses Blowhole*

Crescentflight: Jessiebell13!

Jessiebell13: Before I do my dare, Skipper, can you get me a drink?

Skipper: Sure... *walks off*

Jessiebell13: Okay, now that he's gone. Rico, Marlene. Kiss!

Marlene: What the heck!

Rico: Wuzzat!

Jessiebell13: DO IT!

*Marlene and Rico start to kiss just as Skipper walks in*

*Skipper doesn't even notice the otter and penguin making out as he hands Jessiebell13 her drink*

Jessiebell13: What the #$%&*!

Me: Whoa...

Skipper: *shrugs* Hey, if Marlene's happy with Rico, I won't object.

Jessiebell13: *starts babbling gibberish*

Marlene: *pulls away* But Skipper! It was only a dare!

Skipper: Thank GOD. I wasn't sure how long I could keep up the 'happy for you' act.

Jessiebell13: *faints from confusion*

Me: *sigh* PoMPrivate?

PoMPrivate: I dare Kowalski and Skipper to make out for ten minutes EXACTLY.

Me: Yay!

Everyone: *looking at me weird*

Me: What?... Just because that one Kipper fic traumatized me, doesn't mean I don't like it!

Usagi: It was 'My hidden shame', right?

Me: Nah, I mean it was scary in the first chapter, but the second wasn't all bad. It's another that... I can't even say the name. *shudders*

PoMPrivate: I'm waiting!

Kowalski: *sigh*

*Skipper pulls Kowalski into a kiss, then releases after ten minutes*

Kowalski: Let's never speak of that again...

Skipper: Agreed.

Dr. Blowhole: We might though!

Crescentflight: *shakes head* Crazy Flyer?

Crazy Flyer: First, I just want to give Kowalski and Private some marriage gifts. I give you Officer X's van, complete with LASERS, missile-launching turrets, and a home theater system!

Kowalski: Amazing!

Private: Thanks!

Crazy Flyer: You didn't let me finish! It's also stuffed with invention blueprints, and a lifetime supply of peanut butter Winkies!

Kowalski and Private: WOW!

Me: That may be the nicest thing to happen on this dare fic.

Skipper: I agree.

Me: Skipperten!

Skipperten: Kowalski, Rico. I dare you two to turn human and go star in an all romance movie!

Rico: Wha!

Kowalski: O.O

Me: GO! *ushers them out the door*

*They return a few minutes later*

Kowalski: I hope you're happy! The only part we could get was R rated!

Me: O.o Oookaaayy, tmi.

Crescentflight: Agreed. Crazy Flyer, you're up!

Crazy Flyer: I dare Marlene and Skipper to make out for two full chapters! During which, you are exempt from any and all dares pulled against you!

*Skipper grabs Marlen and starts making out with her*

Me: PoMPrivate time!

PoMPrivate: I want Private to kiss me because I love him!

Private: O.o Pardon?

PoMPrivate: *grabs Private and kisses him*

Private: MMMMPH! *squirms around, trying to get free*

PoMPrivate: *finally lets Private go*

Me: Okay, I guess that's all... We can continue you guys' dares next chapter, okay?

Crazy Flyer and Skipperten: Sure.

Me: Good... Oh, Blowhole, you can stop kissing Skipperten.

Dr. Blowhole: *releases, then runs to bathroom and throws up*

Skipperten: WELL! *stomps off*

Me: *shakes head* I am happy to announce that we are accepting dares once again! Just don't fill up the review page like last time...