Kilroy: It's time for another chapter!

Lute: Help us Lord!

Hoobob: AHHHHH! (runs around pulling out his hair)

Zero: Shutting down to avoid program overload.

Lyn: Why is this so bad?

Lute: Are you crazy girl!

Lyn: I still don't see why it's so bad!

Kilroy: Their rejections aside, on with the fic.

Recording: You know what I say by now.


The next morning…

Lyn and Mark were the first ones up.

"Where is everyone?" Mark asked.

"Well, Kent was hammered so he's probably sleeping it off. Wil's probably trying to wake him. Serra probably can't figure out how to get out of the room and Dorcas is probably sleeping, 'cause Serra kept him up yakking. Florina and Sain are probably still asleep, or at least that better be it. And Erk is probably catching up on his sleep." Lyn said.

"Good recap," Mark said.

"Thank you, I try," Lyn responded. They then started eating breakfast. Then Florina screamed.

"EEEEEEEEEK!" Florina screamed.

"SAIN!" Lyn shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Would you be quiet! Do you want to wake the other guests?" the innkeeper shouted at Lyn. Lyn then went running to Sain and Florina's room. She banged on the door.

"SAIN! YOU HAD BETTER OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!" Lyn yelled at the door.

"WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!" the innkeeper shouted at Lyn.

"YOU SHOULD BE ONE TO TALK!" Lyn shouted back. She then turned back to the door. "SAIN! YOU NOW HAVE TIL I FINISH THIS SENTENCE! THAT DOES IT I'M COMING IN!"

We interrupt this moment to bring you a flashback…

Florina had just woken up to find that she was in the same room as a man. She screamed her trademark scream, "EEEEEEEEEEEK!" Then she realized that it was just Sain. Unfortunately, this shriek had alerted Lyn.

"SAIN!" was heard in the distance. Sain woke up. He got down on his hands and knees.

"I had better get ready to die," Sain said. "Our Father, who art in heaven…" Sain said before the voice cut him off.

You called

"Not now, I'm trying to talk to God," Sain said. "Oh, wait sorry, I guess you technically are God here."

What do you want Sain?

"Well, I would like to not die," Sain said.

Sorry, it's going to be funnier if you get out of this yourself. Bye.

"Save me!" Sain said, leaping behind Florina. Florina sweatdropped. Just then…

"SAIN! YOU NOW HAVE TIL I FINISH THIS SENTENCE! THAT DOES IT I'M COMING IN!" Lyn shouted at the door.

"MARK DID IT!" Sain shouted.

"Oh really?" Lyn said, "MARK! I'm going to KILL YOU!" Lyn then stormed off in search of Mark.

"Wow, she actually bought it," Sain said. "Well, I better get ready for today."

Meanwhile… in the hallway… where Lyn and Mark are sneaking up on the door… to Sain's room…

Mark and Lyn were sneaking up to Sain's door.

"Didn't you just say that?" Lyn said.

Don't question me! Alright, now as I was saying, they were sneaking up on Sain.

"Alright on three," Lyn said.

"Okay," Mark said. "Three…two…one…now!" they said together.

Meanwhile…

"Alright, we both turn around while we change and we won't turn around until the other says we can," Florina said.

"Agreed," Sain said. He then turned around and began to change. At the very moment he took off his underwear, Lyn broke down the door.

"AH HA! Now you DIE!" Lyn shouted.

"I don't want to die!" Sain shouted. He then started to run around the room. Lyn chased him, and eventually Sain escaped the room. Unfortunately, he still wasn't wearing underwear.

"Hey, put some clothes on, you'll scare away the other guests!" the innkeeper shouted at Sain. Sain ran past the bar, where Kent had already had a few that morning.

"COOL! We're streaking now!" Kent shouted. He immediately tore off his clothes and started running along side Sain. "WOOOHOOO!"

"How many have you had!" Sain asked his friend.

"Who's counting?" Kent responded.

"If you're drunk enough to go streaking, then how can you run?" Sain asked.

"Well, the alcohol hasn't effected my motor skills yet, opp, there they go," Kent said as he fell all over himself and somehow wound up with his arm and leg almost switching places, then he passed out.

"Damn!" Sain said, stopping to help his friend.

"There you are!" Lyn shouted, reminding Sain that he was still on the run. He tried to make a break for it, but all of his escape routes were blocked. "There is no where for you to run now!"

"Stop!" Florina shouted. "You know that we were sharing a room because we drew straws for it."

"Yeah, but he still must pay for hurting you!" Lyn said, her voice dripping with raw malice.

"WE WERE JUST CHANGING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" Florina shouted at the top of her lungs. "Do you really want him to wear the same underwear for two days in a row?"

"Not really," Lyn responded. "Alright, you're off the hook this time, but you have ten seconds to get back to your room and put some clothes on or I will pulverize you!" This triggered Sain running faster than he had a moment ago. He was out of his room, with clothes on, in about two seconds.

"Alright, now how do we deal with the sleeping lump formerly known as Kent?" Mark asked.

"Well, this is how I woke him up earlier," Wil said, pulling out an air horn.

"That will be perfect!" Mark replied snatching the air horn out of Wil's hand. He held it up to Kent's ear. "Alright, get ready." He pushed the button and the expected loud sound came out of the cone in the front, and right into Kent's ear. He jumped up, pissed himself and shit his pants at the same time.

"Great, now I have to go change!" Kent shouted. He stormed off to his room. Everyone kept quiet until he was gone, then busted out laughing.

"That should teach him a lesson!" Sain said. Fortunately for Sain, everyone had forgotten about the earlier events. That is, everyone except Florina.

'I'll keep this in my back pocket until later' she thought to herself. "Wow, has Kent ever gotten that drunk before?" Florina asked Sain, to get her mind off the subject at hand.

"Well, I think that this is the fourth time he's ever gotten drunk in his life," Sain said.

"Well, he got drunk for the last three times while I was around, but what about the fourth time?" Florina asked.

"Well, it was just before the testing to become knights," Sain said, going into flashback mode.

No! You will give the short version. We are already on the fourth page and everyone isn't even awake yet. HURRY UP!

"Okay, well he got so rip-roaring drunk that he hit on more women in five minutes than I did in the whole day," Sain said, giving the short version of his story. They then went to see what else was going on. Everyone seemed to be assembled in the lobby.

"Hey, where is Erk?" Sain asked. Everyone looked at him.

"Oh yeah, we forgot about him," Lyn said. Everyone else sweatdropped. They went to wake up Erk, but he refused to come out until they assured him that Serra wasn't there.

"Do you really think that she would be quiet for this long?" Mark asked.

"I guess you're right," Erk said. He then emerged from his room, nervously. "After one Serra free night, I don't want it to end."

Everyone then went to Dorcas and Serra's room. "Oh God, please…" Dorcas screamed before Serra interrupted him.

"Why won't you listen to me? I wonder why no one will listen to me. Hey, do you think Erk likes me? I really hope he likes me. What do you think?" Serra said. Erk just shook his head, hoping no one else heard what Serra just said. Everyone felt sorry for Erk, but they still had to get going, so…

"Serra, it's time to go," Lyn said into the door.

"Oh really, is Erk up yet? I really want to talk to him. I know he's up. I'm coming out!" Serra said to Lyn.

"Erk, you have a few seconds to run if you want to," Lyn said to the purple haired mage.

"Here I go," Erk said. And with that he started to run. Unfortunately he was to late, and Serra caught him, dragging him along behind her. "Why me?"

The rest of the group was to dumbfound by what they saw in the room to notice Erk's plight. What they saw was a grown man curled up in a fetal position, crying, and sucking his thumb. They knew that that could happen to anyone. But they never thought that Dorcas would fall victim to it.

"Oh my god, Dorcas what happened?" Lyn asked the unfortunate man.

"The voice, it is gone," Dorcas, said, "it just wouldn't stop. Has it gone?" He got up and started walking nervously. "I am FREEE!" Everybody else in the room sweatdropped. Well, now that everybody was up and ready, they set out for the rest of the day.


Kilroy: I'm ending it here because this took up five pages in Word.

Zero: You're sure it isn't lazyness?

Kilroy: Yes, dammit! Now on with the … (Music starts to play)

Reviewer's Corner

Everybody else: Yeah!

Rlnaruhina: Thank you for reviewing and recruiting readers. And I liked the fic you suggested to me. I even added it to my favorites.

Kilroy: Why is there only one review!

Zero: Uh-oh…

Lute: Everyone, into the padded room!

Kilroy: I'm not going to even start working on the next one until I get more reviews. I mean, my all time high for a chapter is four, so I'm not updating until I get five, but that might not even appease me! It is time! If you do not review, I will delete this story! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zero: You better do as he says. He is pretty mad about only getting one this time.

Lute: Don't you think deletion is a little much?

Hoobob: He's already gone ballistic, so leave it be.