Goodbye Old Friend.
After me and Kali broke up I went on the rebound and hooked up with a lot of women, human and goddess. I was with Aphodite, she was a minx, Agni who was hotter than the flames she controlled but this best of all these relationships was with Freya. We were together for 47 years, some of the best years I ever had.
I sometimes wish that I could have loved Freya as much as I loved Kali but sadly I couldn't. I couldn't give either of them the love they deserved. It my fault really, I was never really a team player, I guess no matter how welcomed he is a lone wolf will never really feel like they belong.
Freya and I had a very good relationship, we had something that everyone wish they could have, we were friend and lovers. We spent years slaughter villages with smiles on are face, torturing hunters in fact I remember this one time when a hunter was chasing us for 3 days straight and when he finally caught up with us I grabbed him and squazed his head till his eyeballs popped out and his grey matter sprinkled the ground. Freya was bent double laughing at his suffering and said 'Damn that was hot'. We had some fun right there next to that hunter body.
When we heard about the Crusades we thought it sounded like fun to go they and create some chaos while the Christians and Muslim fought Dad. I tell ya when we were heading there we were like two kids going to Disney Land, only instead of say 'I want to ride the rollarcoaster' we said thing like 'I want to slaughter 1000 Christians'. If I had only knew then I wouldn't have gone.
When we got there Freya couldn't help but laugh at the stupidity of the monotheisises. 'Look at them, they worship the same god but fight over stupid things like his name, at least our followers fought over many gods'. I couldn't help but agree with her. Christian, Jews and Muslims they basically worship the same god but are fighting non-stop over his message, who care if some call him Allah and other call him Yahweh, who cares if some people celebrate Christmas and other celebrate Hanakuh you don't see the Buddhist complaining, I think Buddha was one of the few prophets who got it right.
But this isn't a theology debate it a recount of one of the worse days of my life. It all began in this manor we spent the night after we killed and ate the rich dude in it. We got up a bit sore from the previous night if you catch my drift.
We began walking down the market which looked a lot like the movie Aladdin when suddenly some asshole come up to us shouting in Arabic 'Why is this woman not covered'. We understood what he said because all gods are omnilinguist and Freya got angry and she is worse than the Incredible Hulk when she's angry.
She ripped the fellow in half and next thing you know everyones screaming in fear. Then these the guards show up and worse of all they have stakes which can kill us. Now of course within a few minute they all either dead or crying uncle. But than I realised something was wrong. I turn around and there I see the horrible sight. Freya lying on the ground, dead with a stake in her heart.
I didn't know what to do so I did the only thing I could do, I reset time. I thought that if I turned back the clock I could have a chance to save her. But I was wrong, the first time I did it we killed the guards before they could kill her but then a army of Christians invades the city and she is killed by them. So I reset time again and she died again. Everytime she died I would reset time and everytime I did no matter what I did or how far we teleported away I just could save.
After about a hundred resets I got a visit from an old face that made me realise something. I was craddling Freya's for the 100th time about to rest time when a voice from behind said 'You can't save her, no matter how many time you try'. I turn around and see her. Tessa the reaper from the Great Flood.
'Of course I can all I have to do is learn from the mistakes of the previous times and find a way' I said even though I knew that she was right. 'Do you know how many people over the years have summoned me and my kin and begged us to spare someone they loved, but we can't it not the natural order and I'm going to tell you what we tell them. Sometime you've got to let people go' she said.
I felt sick because I knew she was right and no matter how many time i turned back the clock I couldn't save her and I couldn't resurect with out Big Brother finding me. I decide it would be best to just let her go.
But before that I was going to give her the best day of her life. I reset time to the previous day and treated her to everything she loved. I made her her favourite meals, Roasted Virgin with a side of boar. I took her to France where we burnt down all the churches and monestries we could find. I brought her to the top of Mt. Everest because she always wanted to see the top of the world. Finally we spent the night together in the best house I could find a palace.
The next day we went to the market and just like on the first day she was murdered by the guards because of their misogynistic rules. But some thing was different this day. I let one of them live and took him somewhere private. After a couple of hours of tortures so horrible they'd have Alaister wetting himself I found out who told them about the stake. It was Oor, another god who wanted Freya badly and I guess when she ran off with me he snapped and decide that if he can't have her no one can.
I spent the next few weeks hunting him down and when I finally trapped him I made him pay. Lets not go in to details about what I did to him but let just say a couple of centuries in Hell was like a vacation to the Bahamas compared to Oor's punishment. It was worse then Hostel, Saw and Alaister put together.
Centuries Later
I was in this town giving this pust his just deserts, he said he didn't believe in wormholes so I dropped him in one. Then who should show up Telma and Louise otherwise know as Sam and Dean Winchester. I heard about Dean's demon deal and how Sam is desperate to save his big bro so I decided since it was the anniversary of Freya's death I'd teach Sam the same lesson I had to learn 'He got to let people go' and also those idiots tried to kill so this will be a great opportunity for revenge
