Alright! Here's chapter # 8!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
Deidara rushed back inside the house. "You guys the ambulance is here un!" he exclaimed.
"Ok. What do we do now, Brittani?" Kisame asked. "Itachi, you take Konan outside so that they don't see the rest of us!" I commanded. Itachi did as instructed.
"I'm gonna drive to the hospital. Anyone wanna come?" Sasori asked. "I do!" everyone said. "Ok then. I'm going to assign seats so that we can all fit and so Brittani-chan can stay hidden." Sasori told
"Kisame, you're going to be in the passenger seat. Hidan and Kakuzu will be in the floorboards with Brittani. Itachi, Zetsu, and Tobi will ride in the backseats. And since Hidan refuses to act maturely around Brit, Deidara will have to try to prevent him from doing anything inappropriate to her. We cannot have anyone fighting." Sasori explained.
Everyone agreed. "Ok…I have to have Hidan next to me…at least Deidara will keep us separated…" I thought.
We all walked outside when the ambulance left and we all piled into the van.
"Where's Tobi?" I asked looking around. Deidara quickly jumped out of the van and ran back inside. He returned a few seconds later dragging Tobi by his hair. Deidara threw him in-between Itachi and Zetsu.
Tobi soon began singing random little songs.
"Shut the fuck up!!!!" Hidan shouted.
Deidara got the 'I have an idea' look on his face. "Here Tobi, have some candy." He said while handing Tobi a lollipop.
Tobi happily accepted the treat and tried to put it in his mouth, which caused it to repeatedly bump against his mask. "WAAAAHHH!!!!! Deidara-sempai is mean to Tobi!" Tobi cried.
Deidara, Itachi, and Hidan all smirked at each other, obviously amused. I rolled my eyes and told poor little Tobi, "Tobi, lift up your mask just a little bit and put it in your mouth."
Tobi obeyed and happily began to enjoy his sucker.
Hidan glared at me for ruining his fun. The others had a sad look on their face.
"Ok everyone we're here." Sasori told. We all jumped out of the van and went inside the hospital.
Kakuzu went to the counter lady. "We're here to see Jessica Konan." He told. I looked at Kisame questioningly. "We have fake ids with fake names" Kisame told.
"Yes she's in room 109." The lady replied. "Thank you." Itachi said as we all headed for Konan's room. We walked in and saw Konan who was still unconscious. "She looks better." Zetsu said.
"Can somebody PLEASE call Pein-sama?" Kisame asked.
"I will un." Deidara said walking out of the room.
Looking at Konan, I felt tears form in my eyes and tried to hold them back…as always, it was unsuccessful.
"This is my entire fault! If I hadn't come over a few days ago, Konan-chan wouldn't be in this goddamn hospital!" I cried. "Don't be so hard on yourself. This is no one's fault." Sasori said.
I sat down in-between Itachi and Hidan and soon dosed off. After about 10 minutes, I woke up by what felt to be tugging on my arms. "What are you guys doing..?" I asked sleepily.
"Nothing." Hidan said.
"You fell asleep and started leaning on Hidan's shoulder, and I was sure that he would try to feel you up, so I took you off him Then he pulled you back and we were tugging on you, then you woke up." Itachi explained.
"I'm hungry." Kisame stated. "You're always hungry." Itachi replied.
"Do you guys want me to get you something from the snack machine?" I asked. They began to write down what they wanted on a piece of paper and gave it to me when they were done.
"All you ever do is eat, Kisame." Itachi said. "Hey don't blame me! It's hard to keep a 6'5 figure!" he replied.
"Will she try to get away?" Kakuzu asked while painstakingly handing me a wad of money. "Nah. We trust her. Right?" Itachi said looking at me.
I blushed and walked out to get their snacks. It took me about 5 minutes, but I eventually got everything. I struggled to pick everything up and heard, "Would you like some help?" from a lady. I looked up to see who it was and it was a nurse that looked exactly like Kurenai-sensei!!!
"No thanks, I got it!" I said and hurriedly pick everything up and ran back into the room.
"Guys, guys!!! You're not gonna believe me but-"I said before I was interrupted. "No time! Leader-sama's on his way and he said that the portal is ready!" Kakuzu told.
"The portal?" I asked. "Yeah when Pein gets here, we have to sneak Konan out, go to the house, pack our bags, and go back to our world." Deidara said.
"WHAT!?!?! But I don't want you guys to go yet!" I cried.
"Sorry Brittani, but we have to go back today." Sasori said.
"But I didn't get to score with her yet!!!" Hidan whined. Everyone ignored him.
"Take me with you!!!" I exclaimed. "I don't like this world! Please let me go with you!"
"You wouldn't last long un." Deidara said sadly.
"Deidara and Brittani, you guys go and keep watch outside." Kisame told. We walked towards the door. "Ladies first." Deidara told me.
"WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!" Tobi yelled. He ran over to us and put a handcuff on one of our wrists.
"What the hell un!?!?!?!" Deidara yelled.
"Just go!" Kakuzu ordered. "I HATE YOU TOBI!!!!" Deidara screamed.
While he was busy, I was bout to have a panic attack. Why? Because in the hallway I saw 2 doctors that looked like Guy and Kakashi arguing, a doctor that looked like Jiriaya flirting with a nurse that looked like Anko, and the nurse that looked like Kurenai talking to a doctor that looked like Asuma.
"Uh, Deidara-kun?" I asked,
"Ok, I'm coming un." He said as he walked out of the room dragging me along. He obviously didn't see them. As we were walking, I saw a nurse that almost saw us and I began to panic. I pushed Deidara and myself into a nearby closet, closed the door and put my hand over Deidara's mouth.
"What the hell un?!" he tried to yell. "SHHHH!!!!!!!" I whispered.
"What's wrong?" Deidara asked looking a little pissed off.
"There's some doctors here that look like Kakashi, Guy, Asuma, Anko, Kurenai, and Jiriaya!!!" I told. Deidara gave me skeptical look.
"You don't believe me?!?! I'm not lying!!!" I told him. "It wasn't them, don't worry." He replied.
We heard the doorknob begin to jiggle, and the door flew right open!!!
Ok! That's chapter number 8! As promised, I will tell you the results of the poll on the last chapter of who Brittani should end up with!!!
Itachi: 4
Kisame: 2
Hidan: 1
Kakuzu: 0
Sasori: 1
Deidara: 1
Pein: 1
Zetsu: 1
Tobi: 0
Remain single: 0
Unsure: 1
Itachi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I rule!!! (begins doing victory dance)
Kisame: WOW! Someone actually picked me!!!
Hidan: Jashin dammit!!! I should've won!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: Dammit un…I lost…
Sasori: (blushes) I didn't think anyone would pick me…apparently they did.
Pein: I have no romantic interest in her.
Kakuzu: Me either.
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!!!!
Zetsu: (blushes) I'm flattered…
Alright the next chapter will be the last! But, for all you readers and reviewers, should I make a sequel to this story????? Tell me yes or no!!!!!!
