Author's Note: WARNING to all of readers! This oneshot contains language, so read it at your own risk.
Also, this oneshot is inspired by Lance Stewart's vine video title 'The Weight Limit Grandma!' Note that this oneshot is a Modern AU (Alternate Universe) oneshot.
"Come on, Raven!" Dexter yelled. "Hurry up!"
He was in his car, waiting for his girlfriend.
"I'll be right there soon!" she yelled back.
Few minutes later, his very-fat girlfriend name Raven was walking towards his car. Well, she didn't get pregnant but actually fat.
"Sorry," she apologized, the entering his car. "But I think I have a backache, so I walked slowly."
"I understand, Rae," he said, then smiling. "Anyway, you look very beautiful today."
"Really, Dex?" she scoffed, raising her eyebrow and crossing her arms. "Do I look beautiful even I'm very fat?!"
"What? It doesn't matter you're fat, you're still beautiful to me."
"Thank you."
Then he turned on his car and started driving.
An hour later, he suddenly stopped driving his car and looked at something.
"Oh no..." he whispered.
As his girlfriend confused, she decided to ask him.
"Um... Dexter, what's wrong?"
"Raven, could you please get out of my car right now?"
Blinking her eyes, she was still confused.
"What? Why?!"
"Look, there is a weight limit!" he said, pointing at the road sign.
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... "Speed Limit: 35 mi/hr" and "Weight Limit: 4 Tons"
Looking at the road sign especially the 'weight limit', she blushed furiously and felt insulted. Then she slapped him on the face so hard.
"Ow! What the heck was that for?!" he exclaimed, then whining in pain.
"Do I f*cking look four tons for you, you d*ck?!" she screamed angrily.
With an awkward silence inside his car in few minutes, he really didn't know what to say.
"That's it!" she continued. "I know you don't like me right now! Because I'm fat but look four tons of my weight for you. So I hate you!"
"But Raven..." he said, suddenly cutting off by her.
"If you'll excuse me, I'll leave you alone," she said, leaving his car then slamming the door. "And I never wanna see you again!"
"Wait... are you breaking up with me?" he asked.
"Yes! And I hate you so much!" she yelled in anger.
"No! Raven, come back please!" he yelled back.
"NEVER!" she shouted furiously while running as fast as she could.
What had Dexter done to Raven?
As she disappeared, he drove his car back but not to find his now-ex-girlfriend. Then his mind drifted to the scene about he-wanted-to-get-her-out-of-his-car-because-of-the-weight-limit thing.
"But it was just a joke," he sighed.
Author's Note: Oh, boy! What had Dexter done to Raven?! By the way, Dexven/Rexter shippers, DON'T FREAK OUT when they broke up here in this oneshot, okay? XD
Anyway, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS for this oneshot. Thank you... :-)
Also, watch Lance Stewart's vine video 'The Weight Limit Grandma!' on this youtube link: watch?v=Pizjgvc7BWQ
PS: The next (eighth) oneshot is 'Dexter Tries to Sneak Back into House' which is inspired by one of Christian DelGrosso's vine videos. SO STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT ONESHOT!
