Title: Tabloids of Tin, Issue 8
Author: velara
Characters: Everybody's here.
Rating: G
Summary: TMZ/Perez Hilton meets The O.Z.
Warning: There be crack!fic ahead.
Disclaimer: Tin Man in no way belong to me, neither does TMZ or Mr. Hilton.

Central City Suns

Thank You Princess!

The last column written in the Central City Suns led to rampant speculation that Queen Lavender may have a baby bump. While we have no official comment from the Palace on this, paparazzi are watching (at a discreet distance, after the many altercations with the Royal Advisors) for any hint that this may be true. The O.Z. would prefer to hear news of such upcoming joy, rather than worry that their Monarch is ill.

Oddly, we may have confirmation from within the family itself. Paparazzi ambushed Princess DG and Advisor Ambrose coming out of a meeting with representatives from the Vinkus tribes of the west. Amidst the kerfuffle that grew around her as reporters yelled questions at her, the Princess got flustered and we got our one answer.

"For God's sake people, they were apart for fifteen years. What was that, Glitch? Oh for Pete's sake, fine, fifteen annuals. Is that better? Anyways, what do YOU think happened? She's not exactly OLD."

Thank you Princess. Now if only we could manage to get her to answer about who will be accompanying her to the ball…?