Damen-Umm, I'm sorry, but what is Derse?
Dersite-Ugh, it is home to the Black Queen, and Black Queen. We are actually on an attachment to Derse if you want to be technical about it. This attachment contains the Three Towers of The Punks. They tend to be asleep all the time, so they do no real harm. The King and Queen gave been preoccupied recently however. What with plans to invade Prospit and all…
Damen-:? Prospit?
Dersite-*GROAN* Look up to the sky…
You look up to the sky, it is total blackness. You do catch a glimpse of a horrific beast.
Damen-0-0 What the hell is THAT?
Dersite-Oh, that is a horrorterror, you get used to them eventually, and they always are floating around, since the light of Skaia doesn't reach this place.
Damen-Skaia?
Dersite-Fuck, are all our Punks going to be this STUPID?
Damen-Whoa! Chill!
Dersite-Ugh, whatever, Skaia is that big blue ball you see up there, it provides light for the goody-goody Prospitians. Prospit is that teeny-tiny speck of yellow you see there. It is the polar opposite of Derse.
Damen-Why is Derse so far away?
Dersite-Because we are prone to fighting with Prospitians for no reason.
Damen-Ah, I see. This is an odd question, but could you give me a tour around Derse?
Dersite-Fuck no.
The Female Dersite walks away, not turning back, not looking back at you, just leaving. Boy these people are really rude… You start flying back into the air, trying to go as high as you can.
Damen-AH!
A horrorterror knocked you aback with its scariness. You change your mind and decide to go to the main area on Derse, at least you think it is, that Dersite was a bit abrupt. You proceed to fly towards a set of six huge towers that aren't like the towers the "Punks" live in. All have an odd empty orb above them. You then see what looks like a castle. On the ground, you see that startled dersite running into it. You decide not to go inside, but you do sneak a peek through the window that seems to lead to something that looks important. You see the dersite rush through the doors, completely out of breath. He gets down on one knee and bows. You look, and you see a tall slender female dersian sitting next to a strong-looking male dersian. Both are wearing crowns. You use your deductive skills and determine that they are the king and queen. You put your ear up to the window and listen…
You are now the dersian ten seconds ago.
Dersite-*Huph Huph Huph!* *Phew* Your highnesses! I have dreadful news!
Queen-Well then, out with it, Royal Tabloidist…
The queen's voice had a very regal dialect to it; she seemed very calm and collective.
R.T.-Thank you milady. One of the Punks is awake!
King-WHAT? How is this possible?
The king stands up quickly. He seems more brash and harsh than the queen, though the regality still remains.
R.T.-I DON'T KNOW SIRE!
Queen-And which one is it? The Heir? Or is it the Spark? Oh my, don't tell me it's him…
R.T.-I am afraid that it is… The Knight has awoken.
King-Damnit! I knew those precautions weren't enough! I told them that the door needed stronger locks, and we needed more imps!
R.T.-It isn't my fault sire. I had naught to do with it!
The king starts to pace back and forth, thinking.
Queen-Shall we send out the word?
King-It would be best… We must make sure the Heir doesn't awaken as well… The Spark we can deal with I hope… Get me Archagent Noir!
A servant nods, and rushes off outside of the castle.
King-TABLOIDIST!
R.T.-Yes sire?
King-I want you to print as many newspapers as you can, fast!
R.T.-Consider it done!
You run off and get to your printing press and get to work.
You are now Damen again. Clearly, your presence isn't very welcome… You wonder who this Noir fellow is; you're starting to feel unsafe… A new Dersian walks in, he looks really menacing, he looks like bad news. He must be Noir…
You are now archagent Jack Noir… You like to stab things.
J.N.-What?
King-I have a mission for you Jack.
J.N.-What is it? Off someone? Blackmail someone? You name it.
Queen-We wish for you to send one of you lackeys to kill the Punks.
J.N.-Okay, I'll get right on it.
King-Good, don't disappoint us.
You go back to your office and get on your walkie-talkie and call the Courtyard Droll
J.N.-Come in Droll
C.D.-:?
J.N.-Good, there you are, I got an assignment for you.
C.D.-:D
J.N.-I want you to kill the Punks, one of 'em woke up and the King and Queen want 'em dead.
C.D.-:::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
J.N.-You seem awful happy about this, alright, I'll leave ya to it.
You get off the walkie-talkie.
You are now the Courtyard Droll. You decide to do your umbrella dance… Ok that was fun, you decide to go after the Spark first, and make your way to the towers. You have walked for two hours and are now at the Spark's tower. You begin to ascend it and are almost halfway up when you see something coming straight at you… It's the Knight…
C.D.-D:
You propel yourself up to the room, dagger in hand. You walk over to the bed and move the covers, readying the blade. Under the covers you see… Nothing except a note. You pick it up and read it.
Nobody fucks with my friends and gets away with it you bastard, turn around…
Sincerely, The KoL ;P
You hesitantly turn around and meet the gaze of Damen, once again cloaked in light. With one fell swoop you get decapitated. He captchalogues your head…
You are now Jack again.
J.N.-Droll, come in…
J.N.-Gogdamnit Droll, pick up!
An unfamiliar voice speaks up.
C.D.?-Hello, you will have to do better than that JACKIE!
The walkie-talkie disconnects. It seems very apparent what has happened… You pick up your list of lackeys and cross the Droll's name out… You underline the next one to be sent, fortunately, you did this a while ago, seeing how incompetent the Droll was. You already contacted him.
A WHILE AGO…
J.N.-Brute, are you there?
H.B.-Yeah, I'm here boss. What'chu want?
J.N.-I want you to go kill the Heir in her tower.
H.B.-You got it boss.
BACK TO NOW…
H.B.
C.D.
D.D
You are sure that the Brute was successful…
You are now the Hegemonic Brute ten minutes in the past. You are about to enter the Heir's tower, you have a bad feeling welling up inside of you… You are in the room with the Heir. Simple, just the way you like it… You approach the bed, safe in hand; you pull back the covers and see a note…
Nice try idiot, look around, what do you see? I'll tell you, me, and I am PISSED!
Sincerely, The KoL Nice try Jack
You turn around and see Damen, he rips your head off of your shoulders and captchalogues it.
You are now Jack.
J.N.-Brute, talk to me…
J.N.-Fuck, not you too…
The same voice picks up again.
H.B.?-You really are making this too easy, looks like I've got you in check JACKIE
The walkie-talkie disconnects. DAMNIT! Your lackeys are dropping like flies. This Punk has got some gumption…
H.B.
C.D.
D.D.
This is getting serious, better send the Dignitary. Fortunately, you did this earlier as well.
A WHILE AGO…
J.N.-Hey, Dignitary, you're the only one I really trust for this…
D.D.-Want me to kill the Knight?
J.N.-Yeah, how'd you know?
D.D.-It's all in the newspaper. Alright, I'm on it.
RIGHT NOW…
You are now the Draconian Dignitary. You have armed barbasol bombs all over the base of the Knight's tower, he'll have to sleep sometime… Oh, here he comes, something is odd about him though…Ah, it's that light… You detonate the explosives when he gets close enough.
BOOM!
Your head is knocked off your shoulders. Damen somehow just shrugged off the explosions. He captchalogues your head. The tower begins to fall down. It crashes to the ground, producing a massive boom.
You are now Damen at the time right when the tabloidist left.
Damen-No… They're going to kill my friends! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
You turn around to see that Max has disappeared somewhere.
Damen-Man, where's Max? Aw well, he can take care of himself… I have to save them! I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH THEM!
The pillar of light appears once again, filling you with its powers. You suddenly feel omniscient… You see a future… one where Debbie and S.K. are killed by those bastards! You also see one where you die too…
Damen-NO! THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
You fly to S.K.'s tower and pick her up and throw her over your shoulder, you go to Debbie's tower and do the same thing. You have to find a safe place for them! You noticed a while ago that there was an enormous hole, presumably to the center of Derse on it. You fly into it… It seems to go on forever… You at last reach the core and see a very odd sight… Three beds all lying next to each other, each made of stone and have a certain color and symbol. There is a yellow one with a sun that calls to you… There is also a teal one and a blue on. You put S.K. on the blue one, and Debbie on the teal one. You then put your plan into motion… You hear something as you leave. A bark! It's Max! He is sitting on the yellow bed and is staring at you awkwardly…
Damen-:?
