Sokka on… Puppets?
"For multiple accounts of malicious destruction of cabbages, you, Sokka of the Southern Watertribe are found guilty and will hereby serve four years of community service or pay 10,000 Gold pieces to CabbageCorp."
"But…"
"Haha! Welcome to CabbageCorp my young apprentice!"
"Judge! Is there any way I can get out of this?!"
"Unless you manage to come up with 10,000 gold pieces, you're screwed…"
"Listen here Mr. Cabbageman… I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. I am going to let you use one of my ideas to get your leafy company off the ground… but I have to get fifty percent of the proceeds and be no longer legally bound to serve you."
"Whoa whoa whoa, I don't think you understand your predicament my little Cabbagelet, you are bound by law to make me 10,000 gold pieces or serve four years as my personal servant."
"Hah! They never said I couldn't cut a deal with ya. Besides, with my idea you will be able to buy an entire island. Just think about it, "The Country of Cabbage."
"Forget about that cabbage peddling filth, you don't have to work for him." A familiar looking man yelled from the back of the room.
Where have I seen that guy before… I know! He was selling corn across the street from the cabbageman! Now what was his name?Bong? Bang? Bonzu? Bing! Yea, he was kinda givin cabbagehead the evil eye, so he can't be that bad. "Really?! I must have some cabbage still stuck in my ear, cause I heard that I got sentenced to serve community service at CabbageCorp for four years"
"Or pay 10,000 gold pieces,"Bing said with a wide smile
"And where am I going to get that much money?"
"You and I go into business together! You get funds for your invention and seventy percent of the proceeds! Plus, all you can eat corn!"
"And what do you get?"
"I get the satisfaction of knowing that," Bing raised his voice to a shout "VILE, CHEATING, NO GOOD CABBAGEBRAIN, doesn't get an island…"
"Deal. Now here's my idea, It's like an Ostrich-horseless carriage powered by an engine, I like to call it the"
"CornCorpCart! I Love it, it's perfect! A "C to the third" on a piece of corn could be the logo!" Bing wrapped his arm around Sokka and said, "My friend, this is just the beginning, First CornCorpCarts, then… well that's all I have planned for now…
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Sorry, couldn't resist a little extra Cabbageman epilogue… now you know how Cabbageman got CabbageCorp off the ground 10,000 gold pieces and overhearing Sokka's talk with Bing. I am not really good at writing Bing, Icame up with him but he is actually a character from Stkichi's fic, the Deserted and Forgotten. That's a great story so go check it out.( s/8949504/1/The-Deserted-and-Forgotten ) I guarantee you'll love it or double your money back!
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Sokka ran through the woods after the little thief who stole his boomerang. Ooh when I catch that kid he is gonna get the paddling of a lifetime, or just a "Stealing is wrong lecture." Heh heh… if Katara was here it would be a, "Stealing is wrong, unless it's from pirates" lecture. But this was now forgotten as Sokka noticed the boys hand spaz and drop his boomerang. Sokka then jumped on his boomerang and stroked the cobalt steel lovingly. "Boomy! I will never lose you again!" Sokka exclaimed. He looked back at the boy who had stolen his dear possession and saw him fleeing in what looked like terror. "Yea, you better run!" He cried out, "That'll teach you to take my stu-AAH!"
"Hello Sokka, long time no see…"
"Hama! How'd you get out of jail?!"
"Stop yelling young one, you're making my head hurt. To answer your question, I was let out of jail."
"Why would they ever let you out of jail! You were imprisoning them and forcing Katara to use a technique she never wanted to learn!"
"Why would Katara not want to learn bloodbending, it would have solved all of her problems and made Aang happy."
"How would that make Aang happy? He didn't seem too keen on the idea."
"Of Couse he didn't, I only bloodbent him and you to try to get Katara to see that bloodbending could be a viable way of immobilizing enemies without killing them. That's what Aang wanted to do right? Disable enemies without killing them. He did the same thing basically, he reached inside Ozai and stripped him of his bending. Permanently! If that is not on par or worse than bloodbending, I don't know what is…"
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So that's it for today, I hope you enjoyed it. Do go and Check out Stkichi's story, if I get feedback from him that some of you guys reviewed you will become more favored… and with more favor comes more power… you could be almost as powerful as Old Spice Oder Blocking Body Wash!(Let's see how many people get that reference…(Just google Terry Crews Old Spice)) but seriously, check it out, And again that link is s/8949504/1/The-Deserted-and-Forgotten
That is it guys that is all, five minutes in and I'm bored again. Ten years of this an I'm not sure if anybody understands.
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