The past week had been very tense. Raito and Ryuuzaki seemed to suffer from post-trauma memory loss, but Watari said that they might remember what had happened. While Raito and Ryuuzaki sit in their chairs researching, they seemed oblivious to the tension hanging in the air that the rest of the team has been generating. Note that "seemed" was the key word.

They DID notice the tension, in fact; if Raito had a knife, he would be able to cut a piece of it out of the air because it was so damn thick. Raito wanted to leave as fast as he (and Ryuuzaki's) body could run. He really did not like the fact that the team kept looking at not only him, but Ryuuzaki too, and he did not like how they thought he was not going to notice.

He rolled his chair right next to Ryuuzaki. The detective in question stopped working and looked up.

"Yes, what is it Yagami-kun?"

Raito, for reasons even he could not fathom, did not like how Ryuuzaki called him "Yagami-kun"

"Ryuuzaki, can we go outside and go somewhere?"

"I don't see a reason to leave, unless you are Kira and you're trying to stop me from solving this case…"

"No it's not because of that," Raito said, and noticing the look he got from him quickly added, "And I'm not Kira!"

"Then why, Yagami-kun," he paused for a moment to drink a bit of tea before continuing, "do you see the need to leave right as I'm in the middle of finding some very valuable info?"

They both knew that there is not any info, and there has not been any in a very, very long time.

"In case you haven't noticed," Raito went a bit closer so the rest of the team (who were trying to eavesdrop on them) could not hear. "Everyone seems to be…on an edge so to speak. In addition, their damn staring keeps bothering me. So maybe if we left for a little bit, maybe with Misa, that would lessen the tension so they can focus more on their work."

"Ah, I see now Raito-kun," Raito twitched at use of his first name. "We should go out for a bit, maybe bringing Misa, would lessen the tension so everyone can focus more on their work!"

Raito just nodded.

Just at that exact moment, Misa decided to barge in and yell at Ryuuzaki.

"RYUUZAKI IF YOU DON'T LET ME AND RAITO GO OUT ON A DATE THEN…"

"Ah Misa-chan, we were just talking about that!" Ryuuzaki exclaimed with his creepy smile he usually makes when he finds some incriminating info against Raito or if he was just being a…pervert.

"YAY! LET'S GO!" Misa grabbed Raito and Ryuuzaki's arms and started to drag them out.

The door slammed when they left. Raito's reasoning for leaving was so the tension would lessen a bit, but it just increased.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT IF THEY REMEMBER AND L STARTS TO RAPE RAITO-KUN!" Matsuda yelled out in panic.

Watari, who just came in unnoticed, sighed and took out his knockout gun and one knockout bullet. The rest of the team started to freak out. Make that…a lot more bullets.


While they were out, a very tiny plan started almost as fast as Ryuuzaki could kill it. Almost. It was a crazy plan, and Ryuuzaki did not like it. His intelligent side was telling him it was to childish and pointless, while the other voice, dubbed crazy child side, was telling him that THAT made Ryuuzaki was he was today: an intelligent, but crazy detective with a childish side. Reasonable, his well, reasonable side, was telling him it WAS reasonable, and the other half of him, the one he knew had existed since before he went to Whammy's was just DYING to come out and try the plan out.

Yes, Ryuuzaki was not stupid. He knew what had happened almost a week ago, and he had not lost his memory. Only because he did not have one in the first place. It was a crazy theory, but his theoretical side combined together with Reasonable has told him that he had a split personality. And his other side liked Raito.

So while they ate in a small café and talked about trivial things, the other him went fan boy in his mind.

'But wait a minute…' Ryuuzaki thought. 'If my "other half" so to speak likes Raito-kun so much, why would it go ahead with the plan?'

'Because' another side of his mind he has yet to name said 'it is too complicated for even a genius like you L would understand.'

'Oh.'

Ryuuzaki silently followed Raito and Misa back to the headquarters. The small incomplete plan in his head was slowly forming into a flawless SUPER PLAN.

'Common sense' cried in a corner with Intelligence's twin.

"Raito-kun," Ryuuzaki said, and Raito and Misa stopped walking.

"Yes, what is it Ryuuzaki?" Raito asked in a questioning tone.

"I think you should stay with Misa-cha for a little bit, I think you deserve the…alone time."

"b-but, Ryuuzaki! What about the case?" Raito, as everyone except Misa knows, does NOT have any feelings for Misa at all.

"I think the team can handle it," Ryuuzaki said, giving his OTHER creepy smile, which sent shivers through Raito's body.

The BAD shivers. Raito recalls seeing that smile before, but he just cannot place where.

Ryuuzaki unlocked the handcuffs and watched as Misa dragged Raito faster than the speed of light. Haha. Light.

Ryuuzaki then slipped into spy mode and started crawling army style to his secret storage room. That is somewhat hard considering the fact that it is about five floors above the floor he was on right now. He crawled into the elevator at around the same time as Matsuda, who just stared at him as if he was crazy, which he probably really is.

"Matsuda-san, can you press the button for floor 7?"

The elevator music started playing, with L on the floor and Matsuda sending him worried glances every couple of seconds. They arrived at floor 7 and Ryuuzaki crawled out.

"….I really need to double that therapy if I need to forget this moment," Matsuda said to himself, half in horror and half in shock.

Ryuuzaki continued down the long hallway until he reached a lonely door, which he then did a forward summersault and stood up. He brushed himself of the dirt he collected, and then unlocked the door.

'Holy heaven!' The child L said in his mind.

Ryuuzaki let the child L take control over his whole body. He started to walk down the long closet.

'Rope…wings…bow….arrow…make that more arrows….arrow bucket thingy…sandals….tunic…..make up…'

'BWHAHAHA this will be the coolest thing ever!' L said, and even Ryuuzaki had to agree to his insane half.


Raito was bored out of his mind (though we already knew he WAS out of his mind). Misa was all BLABLABLAthisBLABLALBAthat. It was just, boring.

"…and then Kaoru-chan was like 'Hibari-chan you don't need a man who looks like he's a vampire'! And then Hibari was like 'he's cute, and at least I HAVE a man!'"

'Damn it Misa, no one cares if Kaoru is jealous of Hibari!' Raito thought internally but said aloud, "What do you think of this situation?"

"I don't really care because Misa Misa has Raito-kun!" Misa exclaimed and grabbed onto Raito's arm.

'Ugh…Ryuuzaki had better come back soon…'

While these two had a…moment, L was currently hanging from the ceiling using the rope. He was having some trouble with the bow and arrow, but then got it right.

"Cupid's arrow shows true love!!!" L exclaimed and shot the first arrow…at Misa's butt.

The "couple" was confused at first, but that quickly changed when the arrow hit Misa.

"AH! RYUUZAKI YOU PERVERT!"

The next arrow, a suction cup-tipped arrow, hit and got stuck on Raito's forehead.

Misa's angry face changed into a super-hyper-happy-active face.

"EEK! RYUUZAKI-KUN REALIZES MISAMISA'S TRUE LOVE FOR RAITO AND DRESSED UP AS CUPID TO GIVE US HIS BLESSINGS OF A LUCKY FUTURE!!! THAT'S SOO CUTE AND SWEEET!" Misa yelled and started to make out with Raito.

'Ku ku ku, soon Raito-kun, soon…' L had his creepy smile again and slowly went back into the ceiling, just like a spider.


A/N: Haha. After like a bajillion years I have come back...to steal your candied apples! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Anyways...like it? I WILL update...but in the case I dont by next week...theres always giving me presents! and especually on Nov 7! (haha b-day :D)

Next Chapter: Ninja? no. Spy!