HI MAYA! YES I KNOW IT'S YOU! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME MWAHAHAHAHA!

BTW did you get me Minties or Pascal's Curiously Strong Mints?

Ehem... Anyways... back to the story!


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"We don't care! Just bring her back to life!"

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Okay!

I will now tell you a super-dooper super-secret ritual to bring Layla back to life!

Oops!

I meant that I would 'write' you one! Hahaha!

We must get the three possessions she prized the most in her life on earth!

I will do that!

Then you must chant a magic spell to bring her back!

The magic spell goes like this!

HOODIDOODILI HOODIDOODILI HOO HOO HUM HUM! (while saying this you must dance around her!)

...Then it goes!

WAAAAAAAAAAA CHICKACHICKA! (at this point you must point at her and then the ceiling!)

...Then you must go!

MAMAMAMAMUMUMUMIMIMIMIMOMOMOMO! (as fast as you can while spinning around)

...And then you must do a back flip!

That is all that you must do! :D

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"YEAH LET'S DO IT!" Shanii pumped her fist in the air.

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Oops! I forgot to tell you!

You need three people to do this!

Good luck!

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"Well that makes things more difficult..."

"Yeah, how are we going to find one more person to do it Bella?... I know! Let's ask baker boy!"

"Good idea Shanii!"

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Killua, who had secretly been listening to their conversation, used his crazy assassin techniques to get as far away from the idiot-trio-minus-one as fast as he could. 'There's no way anyone would be stupid enough to do something so embarrassing, and you can't just bring people back to life!' He thought as he sped away.

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*a few hours later*

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"GON! WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT TYPE OF HUNTER DO YOU WANT TO BE?" Leorio and Kurapika demanded.

The elevator doors opened, saving Gon from having to reply to them. 'Phew!'

The three friends walked out of the elevator and received a number plate each from a small green thing. Then they were greeted by a fat guy who called himself Tonpa.

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"So, why don't we toast to our new friendship?" Tonpa asked, having handed them each a can of laxative-filled juice.

"BLEUGHUGHGHGHGHGH! Tonpa this juice must be old!" Gon spat out his juice, and Kurapika looked at Tonpa suspiciously.

"Th-that's strange.." Tonpa said while scratching his head. 'Impossible! How can he taste-'

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"HWUA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Tonpa's thoughts were interrupted as Shanii gave him a flying kung-fu kick to his head.

"HOW DARE YOU POISON ME YOU FAT UGLY SADISTIC PERVERT OLD MAN! MY TUMMY HURTS LIKE CRAZY! IT'S GOOD THAT I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING SINCE ARRIVING IN THIS DIMENSION BECAUSE IF I DID I WOULD PROBABLY BE SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Shanii started jumping on his big tummy. "Hey this is actually kind of fun! YAY!"

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"Excuse my idiot friend over there." Bella managed to say to Gon&co. while clutching her stomach in pain. "Shanii he's not a trampoline! Find the antidote!"

"Oh yeah! Oops sorry Bella I forgot!"

"This wouldn't have happened if Layla were here... She would have known right away that it was poisoned" Bella muttered. "But then again, she might have let us drink it anyway for entertainment..."

"Who's this 'Layla' that you're mentioning?" Kurapika asked. He was interested to know who this 'Layla' was, who the girl in front of him considered to be so intelligent that she could tell whether or not the drink was poisoned. 'After all, I almost drank it myself...'

"Kurapika! That could be a sensitive topic!" Leorio scolded.

"It's okay... Layla is-WAS my friend... She's over there" Bella pointed to a dead body that was lying in the corner.

Leorio ran over to the corpse. "It looks like she was strangled to death... Who could have done this?" he asked Bella.

"Umm... It was an accident! Really! I was just really angry about the turkey sandwich..."

Leorio and Kurapika stared at Bella; their faces showing both confusion and horror.

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"Hey, Kurapika" Leorio whispered.

"Yes?"

"I think it would be best to stay away from those girls"

"I agree."

"Let's get Gon and run"

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"Nee-nee, Are you really from another dimension?" Gon asked Shanii, who had finally found and taken the antidote and was now handing the rest to Bella. Tonpa lay on the ground groaning. Unfortunately for him, no amount of antidote would cure his sore stomach.

"Yeah we are! Cool eh!" She said as she sat down on top of Tonpa.

"Wow!"

"Hey you're really cute! Just like the little baker boy! AWW! CAN I GIVE HIM A HUG LAY- oh yeah she's dead... :'("

"Is that your friend Layla over there?" Gon pointed at the corpse.

"Yeah..."

"Oh... Sorry about that..."

"It's okay... We're gonna bring her back to life!"

"Really? How?"

"There's this super-duper super-secret ritual that we're going to perform! But we need one more person to do it and we can't find baker boy..."

"I'll do it!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Friends are important! I couldn't stand to lose mine!" Gon said.

"NAWWWW HE'S SO CUTE!" Shanii gave him a suffocating hug. "THANKS SO MUCH!"

"It's okay!" Gon said. "My name's Gon by the way, what's yours?"

"Shanii!"

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"Too late..." Leorio whispered. "It's beginning to look like love don't you think?"

"She's a bit old though..."

"Yeah, she looks like she's around your age..."

"Well they say that love is blind..."

"But this could be considered paedophilia..."

"true..."

"What should we do?"

"We should just trust Gon's instincts."

"You mean you can't think of anything?"

"..."

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"BELLA! GON'S GONNA DO THE RITUAL WITH US!"

"Is he? That's great! I'll ask Mibra to get the items then!"

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"What do you think she meant by a 'ritual'?"

"It seems that they want to bring their dead friend back to life. That's impossible though of course."

"Yeah... And did you hear her say 'my bra' too?" Leorio grinned pervertedly.

Kurapika sighed.

"Instead of thinking perverted thoughts, maybe you should think about what this 'ritual' could possibly entail"

"Good point... We should probably tag along to make sure that Gon won't be in any danger... hehehe"

"I agree with your course of action but not your motive."

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Soon the five of them were all standing around Layla's body.

"I wonder what items Tha'Bra will get" Shanii said excitedly to Bella.

"Knowing Layla, they'll probably be something weird or disturbing... Maybe some torture devices?"

"Oooooh! Or maybe some illegal drugs?"

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"I'm starting to wonder whether it's a good idea to bring this girl back to life..." Leorio whispered to Kurapika.

"I wondered that from the start... Let's just trust Gon's instincts."

"Again with Gon's instincts?"

"Yes... Either way it doesn't matter because it's impossible to bring the dead back to life."

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All of a sudden three objects fell through the ceiling, hitting Shanii and Gon's heads.

"They always fall on my head!" Shanii whined.

"Something fell on my head too!" Gon said to her.

"Really? We must be thick-skull buddies! HIGH FIVE!"

"What is this anyway?" Gon said as he picked up the rather large object that had hit his head.

"I dunno... It's really big isn't it! Bella what do you think?"

"Ba-ba-ba-ba..." She started to say while backing away slowly.

"Ba-ba-ba what?"

"BAZOOKA! WHY THE ***K DOES LAYLA OWN A BAZOOKA? DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE HAD ONE SHANII?"

Leorio and Kurapika backed away too. 'I think it would most definitely be safer for all of us if this girl didn't come back to life...'

"A bazooka? What's that?" Shanii and Gon asked at the same time.

"Hey look Shanii! There seems to be a switch or lever or something over here... Maybe if I press it-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T PRESS IT! BLONDIE AND OLD GUY! GET YOUR FRIEND TO STOP!"

"Gon! You should really put the bazooka down!" Kurapika tried to say in a calm yet commanding manner.

"AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE!" Leorio screamed while cowering behind his briefcase.

"Wow, this bazooka object seems really interesting! I really want to see what it does but I think I should ask your friend when she comes back to life before I can use it... Mito-san always told me that I should ask someone before I use their belongings!"

"NAWWWWW HE'S SO CUUUTE!" Shanii pulled Gon in another suffocating hug.

"NOOOO!" Bella screamed.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOM!

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Dun Dun Dun...

Yay we've finally met Gon and the crew! :D

Thanks again for your reviews! And don't worry (and please don't sue me) Micha'lea because Layla will be back... With a bang!

Ok I think I might have just ruined the next chapter for you all with my really bad joke...

So what do you think of Gon and Shanii? Cute? Creepy? Or just plain weird?

I think that they're pretty cute :3 BUT cute doesn't necessarily make funny! The author being evil makes funny! Mwahahaha

Sorry Gon and Shanii!

But even so... They're pretty cute aren't they?