Chapter 8

The four of them, along with Amber, return to NCIS Headquarters. Amber is escorted onto the elevator in order to bring her up to Gibbs. Once they enter into the bullpen, Gibbs stands up from his chair at the sight of the handcuffed suspect. He walks to the front of his desk.

"I hear you're going to give a full confession." Gibbs stated.

"Just keep that crazy bitch away from me." Amber said in reference to Jamie.

"That crazy bitch as you referred to her… Is my daughter." Gibbs smiles proudly.

"Can I give my statement to somebody else who's unrelated and I haven't offended?"

"Sure you can… Let me find a free agent who is willing to take your statement." Gibbs looks around the squad room. "Nobody's free at the moment, expect my daughter. I'll let her take your statement."

"I'd gladly take her statement." Jamie stated.

"No! Please God no!" Amber exclaimed. "I'm sorry I called your daughter a bitch. I didn't mean it. You can't put me in a room with her again! Keep her away from me! Please! I beg of you!"

Gibbs takes Amber and escorts her to the interrogation room in order to get her statement and for her to write the promised full confession. Ziva and McGee walk away from the area, leaving Tony and Jamie alone. Tony goes to sit in his chair. Abby pops out of the elevator and runs over. She hugs Jamie tightly. From his seat, Tony looks at them.

"I heard you kicked some butt!" Abby exclaimed in excitement.

"Word travels fast around here." Jamie said.

"If you two keep hugging so much, people will think you're lesbians." Tony grins.

The girls glare at Tony.

"You would love that, wouldn't you?" Abby asked.

"I think he would." Jamie said.

The two girls walk behind Tony's desk to where he's sitting in his chair. A couple desk items are moved to the side. They both sit on either side of Tony's desk. They look at each other.

"What do you think Abby? Should we try it?"

"Why not?"

Tony watches in excitement as Abby and Jamie lean closer to each other. The gap between their faces becomes smaller and smaller until their lips are almost touching. With their lips so close to each other's, they both stuck their tongues out. They touch their tongues together and finally lock lips. Tony immediately jolts up from his chair and sticks his arms between and is now pushing Jamie away from Abby in a gently manner to not hurt her.

"Okay, show's over." Tony said.

"Tony! I thought you love watching two girls kiss?" Abby said.

"I thought all guys love it." Jamie stated.

"Yeah, well… No doing that on my desk. Nor in the vicinity of my desk." Tony said. "Actually… No doing that period… Especially around me."

"Do I detect a hint of jealousy in your voice Tony?" Abby asked.

"No, I'm just… Not in the mood for seeing that right now."

"Fair enough." Abby said.

Jamie turns to look at Abby.

"Abs?"

"Yes Jamie?"

"Remember that thing we wanted Tony's help with?" Jamie winks at Abby.

"Oh yeah! We can do that now."

"Do what now?!" Tony wondered.

Abby and Jamie stand up and walk to either side of Tony's chair. They each pull a pants leg up and swing their bare leg over the chair in front of Tony. They each place their foot on the opposite arm of the chair in order to provide support for their stance. Their legs have Tony trapped in the chair. Tony has a confused look on his face.

"We keep debating on whose legs are better." Jamie stated.

"So we need your help." Abby added.

Tony is staring at the two legs in front of him.

"Which one of us has the best legs?" Abby asked.

"It might be hard for him to decide." Jamie stated. "Maybe if he felt the smoothness of our legs, it would help his decision."

"Wait… What?" Tony said as he really has no idea what's going on because the two bare legs in front of him are very distracting.

The two girls grab either of Tony's hands, the closest one to where their positioned on either side of the chair, and place it on their legs. Tony's left hand is on Abby's leg and his right hand is on Jamie's leg. They both begin to gently glide Tony's hand up and down their legs. Tony starts to squirm in his chair. After a minute they take Tony's hands off their legs and each place a handcuff on his wrist. They exchange Tony's hands in order to cross his arms together as they can attach the handcuffs to the arms of the chair. Tony now sits, with his arms crossed and handcuffed to the arms of his chair. Abby and Jamie take their legs off Tony's chair.

"You hungry Jamie?"

"I am actually."

"Let's go get a bite to eat."

"Good idea."

Abby and Jamie walk out of the bullpen and in the direction of the elevator. Tony, who is in a slight trance from staring at their legs, finally snaps out of it.

"I'm up for some food!" Tony exclaimed.

"You can come, Tony." Abby stated.

Tony tries to stand up. He realizes he's handcuffed to the chair.

"But I don't think you can bring the chair with you." Jamie laughed.

"Haha! Nice joke."

"Bye Tony." Jamie waves.

"You're not going to leave me here like this. Are you?" Tony asked. "Jamie? Abby?"

Abby and Jamie continue walking toward the elevator. Tony wheels his chair out from behind his desk. The girls step onto the elevator. The elevator door closes as Tony is still trying to use his legs to push himself out of the bullpen. The girls are gone.

"He got quite jealous when we kissed." Abby stated.

"Uh-huh." Jamie replied.

"You do realize I'm not going to stop bugging you until you tell me what's up with you and Tony."

"I know… I'll tell you later when I figure it out myself, okay."

"Deal."

Jamie and Abby get off the elevator on the ground floor and leave the building.

Meanwhile, back inside on the third floor, Tony is still handcuffed to his chair and unable to get out. Gibbs and McGee walk into the area and notice Tony in the middle of the bullpen, handcuffed to his chair.

"I see the girls played you for a fool, DiNozzo." Gibbs stated.

"Boss! Thank God you're here. Can you unlock these?"

"I told you to drop Jamie off after lunch. Instead, you bring her on an apartment search and also to pick up the suspect. You disobeyed a direct order. Do you really think I'm going to unlock those handcuffs?"

"No."

"Good answer."

Gibbs smacks Tony on the back of the head.

"But Boss, she was being stubborn and wouldn't let me drop her off."

"She's a Gibbs. What did you expect, DiNozzo?" Gibbs stated. "And with the way things went down today, if you're not careful, I'll give your job to Jamie."

Gibbs walks away. Tony looks at McGee.

"He didn't mean that, did he?"

"Yes, I think he did."

"Unlock these cuffs."

"I don't think I should."

"Why not?!"

"You're on Gibbs' bad side."

"Does he have another side?"

"Not sure. But if he does, I don't want to find out if it's an even worse side. So you're on your own."

"McGee, I stopped calling you Probie out of respect. Don't make me start calling you that again. Come on, unlock me."

"McGee!" Gibbs waves to get McGee's attention.

"Well, see you Tony." McGee walks in the direction of the elevator.

"Wait! Come on! McGee? You're forcing me to start calling you Probie again!" Tony shouted. "McGee?! Probie?! Gibbs?! Boss?! You can't leave me cuffed to my chair!" Tony pushes his chair in order to go after McGee.

Gibbs and McGee step onto the elevator. Tony pushes his chair unto the elevator. Gibbs shoves the chair, along with Tony, off of the elevator.

"Furniture doesn't leave the office." Gibbs stated.

"But I'm cuffed to it!"

"Not my problem DiNozzo."

McGee waves at Tony as the elevator door closes.

"This is just great." Tony sighed. "I have to hit the head."

Tony looks around to see if anybody is around to unlock the handcuffs. His legs push the chair through the squad room in the search of any signs of life. His eyes catch a glimpse of someone who just rounded the corner down the hall. He starts pushing the chair in the direction.