Truth or Dare!
"Attention!" Mr. Condor shouts over the intercom. "So Random! and Mackenzie Falls must report to Stage 8, immediately!"
"What do you think it's for?" Sonny asked Tawni, as they walked over to the stage with their fellow castmates.
Tawni shrugged. "I don't know," she said, but suddenly smiled. "Maybe he's reconsidering Tawni Town!"
"Tawni Town?" Sonny raised an eyebrow.
Tawni grinned. "It's one heck of a town!"
"It's not a town," a sudden voice from Stage 8 said. "But even better."
Sonny turned to see they had arrived to their destination. On the stage was the cast of Mackenzie Falls, and none other than-
"Santiago Heraldo?" Sonny gasped.
"Gilroy Smith?" Tawni gasped.
"Ryan Loughlin?" Chad gasped.
"Aquaman?" Grady gasped.
Everyone looked at him. "What?" he asked, sheepishly. "Just felt like joining in."
Chad rolled his eyes. "What the heck are you three idiots doing here?"
Santiago smiled. "Why, if it isn't the puppy shover. It's so glad to see you...again."
Chad snorted. "Whatever. I'm glad I haven't seen you for a while!"
Ryan snickered. "Oh, you've definitely seen us recently. All of you."
"What are you talking about?" Tawni asked.
"Oh, I don't know..." Gilroy said, nonchalantly. "You might remember me as Michelle," he put on his fake French accent. "Zee person from zee Coco Moco Coco!"
Tawni gasped. "You're...Michelle?" She turned to Ryan. "Roberta?" And Santiago. "Pierre Monroe?"
"Wait," Sonny interjected. "That means you're-"
"Hello, dahlin'!" Gilroy winked, as Sonny stared at him in horror.
"And then," Ryan turned to Chad. "The fangirls."
Chad gasped. "I wasted my time on you?"
"Wait, then why didn't you trick Zora, Nico, and Grady?" Sonny asked.
"We did," Santiago said. "We just didn't disguise ourselves because they didn't care."
Sonny gasped. "You knew they were at the studios and you didn't tell us?"
They all grinned sheepishly.
"Enough of this nonsense!" Santiago interrupted. "It's time to get to the real reason you all are here."
"Tawni Town?" Tawni beamed.
"Chad Dylan Cooper Day?" Chad suggested.
"A rally to help my charity?" Sonny guesssed.
"Cheesepants sale?" Grady grinned.
"No, no, no, and NO." Santiago crinkled his nose.
"Then what?" Zora demanded.
Suddenly, the lights went out and the curtains opened. The two casts froze, and looked behind them. There, applauding and cheering, was an audience of many.
"People!" Santiago shouted over the microphone. "It's time for Truth or Dare! So Random! and Mackenzie Falls style!"
The crowd roared in anticipation. Many had signs that said, "SO RANDOM RULES!" "MACKENZIE FALLS FOR LIFE!" "I LOVE YOU CHAD!"
However, the casts speaking of were not very excited at all. They marched up to Ryan and Gilroy, who were standing beside Santiago, smirking in triumph.
"Truth or Dare?" Sonny questioned, scowling.
"Between us?" Chad glared.
"We never agreed to this!" Tawni added.
Gilroy snickered. "It doesn't matter. If you don't do this, you are fired."
The casts glowered at the two conniving reporters, but walked to their seats on stage.
"It's time," Santiago announced, quieting the room. "For the game to start!" He stood at a grand podium with Ryan and Gilroy standing at two others behind him.
The crowd cheers, and the casts look as unpleasant as ever.
"I will ask either all of them, one of them, or a group of them, a question or," Santiago stopped, his eyes shining. "I will give them a dare."
As the audience cheered again, Chad muttered quietly to Sonny. "Everyone knows how to play Truth or Dare, why would he explain it? Only an idiot wouldn't know."
"Hey guys," Grady whispered to them. "I wasn't listening to the instructions, what did he say?"
Sonny raised her eyebrows to Chad. He shrugged. "I stand corrected."
"Now, are you guys ready to start?" Santiago asked.
"No!" they all shouted.
"Great!" Santiago smiled, ignoring the casts. "Let's start with our first dare!"
"It's a dare for a Mackenzie Falls cast member to kiss someone from So Random! And no," Santiago pointed out to the audience, "It can't be Sonny and Chad."
The audience "boo"ed, screaming about stupid dare picking people.
"Okay, so how will we decide who kisses who?" Gilroy asked.
Santiago smiled. "With this," he pointed to a computer with all the star's faces on it. "I will press this button and the computer will decide who kisses who."
Everyone except Sonny and Chad were worried beyond belief.
"From Mackenzie Falls," Santiago announced. "Penelope!"
The brunette actress widened her dark eyes in shock.
"From So Random!" Santiago announced. "Nico!"
"YES!" the dark-skinned boy cried. "YES!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Penelope screamed.
"Don't worry, baby." Nico winked. "I don't bite."
"Yeah?" Penelope's eyes drilled into his. "Well, I do."
"Please!" Santiago interjected. "This dare is for you to kiss each other, not kill each other!"
Penelope rolled her eyes. "Fine." Leaning in to Nico, she put her lips on his. Startling him, he stumbled and fell when she let go.
Penelope went to her seat, smoothing her dress. "Happy?"
"Very," Santiago replies, his voice dripping in sarcasm.
"Next!" he continued. "We have a truth and dare for Sonny, and a truth and a dare for Chad."
The two teens grumbled in annoyance.
"Truth. Sonny," he turned to the bubbly brunette. "Why don't you ever talk about your dad?"
"You never ask?" she replied.
Santiago crinkled his brow and stared into her eyes. They looked completely calm. He sighed.
"Touche. Dare," he read. "Run around like a crazy person."
Sonny raised her eyebrows. "Huh?"
"Run around like a crazy person!" he commanded.
"Alright, alright!" She sighed and walked to the other side of the stage. Looking at the reporters, she ran their way while screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" she ran. Stopping to them, she crossed her arms. "Good?"
Gilroy rolled his eyes. "That's not running like a crazy person!"
"Crazy people scream when they run," Chad pointed out.
"See!" Sonny said.
"Fine..."
"Okay, Chad!" Santiago turned to him. "Truth. Is it true you sing in your underwear?"
Sonny gasped. "What?"
Chad gasped. "What?"
The cast of So Random! burst into rambunctious laughter. Zora fell to the floor, doubling over in giggles.
"Oh. My. God. That. Is. Hilarious."
"Shut up!" Chad scoffed. "Chad Dylan Cooper does not sing in his underwear."
"Don't you Chad?" Santiago leaned in closely to him. "Don't you really?"
"No, I don't." Chad leaned away from him. "Really."
"Then explain," Ryan suddenly shouted, picking up a small silver remote, "this!" He pressed a tiny blue button.
A television screen was coming down from the curtains. Everyone's gazes traveled to the hilarious scene on the screen.
"Chad, Chad, Chaddy Chad Chad!" Chad sang, in his dressing room and undoubtedly in his underwear.
"Dakota, it's your birthday and it shouldn't be bad! You deserve the best: the gift of Chad!" he chorused. "So come on, you lucky girl, and sing along. To Chaddy's awesome birthday song!" He was now twirling a towel and singing louder and odder than ever.
"Chad Chad Chaddy Chad Chad!"
The audience burst into laughter, clutching themselves as they stumbled to their seats. Mackenzie Falls was doubling over in laughter, and So Random! were having a hysterical attack. Chad's face was beet red.
"How," he asked Santiago, who was chuckling with his reporter friends. "Did you get this?"
"I'm a reporter," he simply explained. "I always know."
"So admit it, Chad!" Ryan shouted so everyone, who were slowly coming to their senses, could hear. "Admit it!"
"Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! Admit it!"
"FINE!" Chad screamed over their chants. "I sing in my underwear! Happy?"
"Tremendously," Gilroy said, putting his camera away. "We got it on camera."
Chad groaned and went back to his seat.
"Not so fast, Chaddy," Santiago grinned, a mischievous gleam in his eye. "We still have a dare for you."
"Really?" he asked, putting his face in his hands.
"Really," Ryan confirmed. "We dare you, to dye your hair pink."
Chad jumped out of his seat in horror. "What the heck?"
"It's a dare, Chad." Gilroy chuckled, "You have to do it."
"I refuse!" he refused.
"I insist!" Santiago insisted.
"I decline!" he declined.
"But you must!"
"But I shan't!"
"Oh, don't be silly!"
"Oh, don't be crazy!"
"Okay!" Ryan stopped them, rolling his eyes. "Chad, if you don't do it...these fans," he pointed to the audience. "Will hate you."
Chad squirmed. "Uhhhh..."
"We'll send you the pink dye next week." Gilroy winked. Chad walked uncomfortably to his seat.
Tawni whispered to Chad, "Do you love Sonny?"
"What?" Sonny gasped, hearing them.
"What?" Chad gaped.
"What?" Grady asked.
"What?" Nico questioned.
"What?" Zora looked.
"What?" asked Santiago.
"What?" asked Ryan.
"What?" asked Gilroy.
"What?" asked a guy in the audience.
"What?" asked another guy in the audience.
"What?" asked the person coming in.
"What?" asked the person leaving.
"What?" Santiago asked Tawni.
"What?" Tawni asked Santiago.
"What?"
"Oh, my gosh!" Chad cried. "Stop these 'what?''s I'm so confused!"
"Well, Tawni asked you if you loved me," Sonny said, a little blush forming on her cheeks. "And then everyone kept saying 'what?'"
"Well, for the sake of argument, and the fact I need to keep this show on the road so I can get away from you losers," Santiago said, gesturing to the two gasping casts, "Let's just move on!"
"Let's start with this dare," Santiago laughed. "Chad, you have to sniff Grady's socks."
"What?" Chad gasped.
"Okay," said Grady, removing his socks. "But I gotta tell you, these haven't been washed since last week."
"Ewwwwwww!" everyone cried, while Chad looked close to tears.
"Do it, Chaddy!" Ryan commanded. "Or we'll stick it in some mud and force-smell it to you!"
Chad's eyes widened, and he sighed. Walking over to Grady, he extended his hand. Grady handed him his socks. Chad picked them up and stared at them in horror.
"Smell it, Chad."
"Do it."
"Smell...it..."
"You know you don't want to..."
"Alright!" Chad stopped. "I'll sniff the dang socks!"
He raised the revolting socks up and leaned in closely, already feeling the stench. He took a whiff.
"Oh my..." he said. His eyes widened and he fell to the floor.
"Chad!" Sonny cried, reaching over to help but Nico stopped her.
"It only lasts a few minutes," he explained. "He'll be up in a bit."
"Truth!" Santiago shouted, suddenly. "How do Nico and Tawni feel about each other?"
"Friends," Nico said. "But..." he winked at Tawni.
"In your crazy dreams." Tawni rolled her eyes as Nico sighed.
"Next!" he announced, looking at the card and laughing. "Looks like it's another truth and dare for you, Chaddy boy!"
Chad gaped. "What?"
"Truth!" Ryan said. "What do you honestly think of Sonny's voice?"
"Well...it's cheery? Kinda high pitched, not deep..."
"We meant her singing voice, dummy."
"Oh!" Chad understood. "Well, I think it's amazing."
"Awwwwww!" Sonny blushed. "Chad, I didn't know you liked my voice."
"Of course I do, Shortstack." He winked.
"Before it gets lovey dovey around here," said Gilroy. "Let me get on with the dare. Chad, look at Sonny and tell her how you feel in detail."
"What?" Chad gasped. Sonny's eyes widened.
"Go!" Gilroy ushered. Chad limped over to Sonny and stood up in front of her.
"On one knee!" He winced and bent one knee to the ground.
"Now, tell her how you feel!"
Chad blushed furiously as he looked at his stupid cute girlfriend. She gave him a weary smile. He returned one and started.
"Well, Sonny's great. She's...sweet, and loves to help everyone. She's hilarious, even though some of her jokes aren't funny. She's always happy, lighting up every room she enters. She's a big ball of sunshine that radiates everyone she sees. She's...Sonny." Chad looked up and saw Sonny with a huge grin and her eyes smiling more than he had ever seen before. He forgot about everybody else there and continued.
"She has this smile. It's goofy, it's happy, it's funny, and always makes me feel all those three things. I love to make her smile and to hear her laugh. I love it when she's happy and she grins like an angel. And her eyes... Those big brown eyes are beautiful. I honestly get lost in them all the time. They make me feel like a goof," he laughed. "That's my Sonny."
Tears of happiness streamed down her cheeks. She threw her arms around him, and the whole audience burst into applause. Most were crying and passing around tissue boxes.
"Did you really mean that, Chad?" Sonny asked, grinning.
"Of course," he said, kissing her forehead.
Santiago started, rolling his eyes. "Sonny, Chad, you have a dare. Kiss. Now. In front of everybody."
Suddenly, a bunch of screaming girls starting shouting, "CHANNY! CHANNY! CHANNY!"
Sonny and Chad gaped at the audience, and then to Santiago. "What?"
He grinned, and made a kissy face. Ryan and Gilroy burst into laughter.
"I-I-I don't feel comfortable with this," Chad stuttered.
"M-me neither!" Sonny stammered.
"It doesn't matter!" Ryan taunted. "You have to or these fans will kill you!"
With one look at the audience, they believed him. Sonny felt herself go hot, a blush creeping on her cheeks. Drops of sweat fell down Chad's face and he felt close to unconsciousness. This would be their first kiss, and they had to do it in front of everyone.
"Oh, just do it already!" Nico groaned.
Sonny was completely red, her face the color of a freshly picked tomato.
"DO IT!" Santiago commanded.
"You people are insane!" Chad shouted.
"I've had enough of this nonsense!" Sonny yelled while running out the door. Chad followed suit, running after her.
"Wait!" Santiago cried.
"COME BACK!" the audience pleaded.
Chad stuck his head out the door of the auditorium. "CRAZY!" he yelled.
"Well, that's it for today!" Santiago looked to the audience. "Tune in next week, folks, for the full episode of Condor Studios Files!"
"Wait, we were being filmed?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SOOOO SORRY FOR THE LONG UPDATE! D:
I've been so busy and I lost track of time! Hope this made up!
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