Hey guys, feel free to skip this and go to the next chapter (when it's posted), I just wanted to catch you guys up if you forgot anything (or if I forgot anything tbh )


QUICK FACTS: Saitō Family Edition

What we know so far about Akane's family...

Hideki Saitō

(I think that's his name… I always get it mixed up with Hideo)... is Akane's jōnin father. His name means "Excellence". If it's Hideo (I really do need to look this up), it should mean "Splendid Man". He has pink hair and really, really DARK eyes. I want to say charcoal but I know I've said a few times that his eyes are lavender – we're going to do with a deep purple shade... like the darkest you can think of. That's it. This is so I don't get confused and you don't get confused as well lol. He's married to Yume Saitō (we don't know her maiden name yet – STAY TUNED) and have only one kid. He has this freaky thing he can do where he can blow up stuff with his chakra (and mooooreeee). He's a goofy goober with his family and a shit-ball/hard-ass to others.

He knows the Uchihas somehow? (SUSPICIOUS PERSON IS SUSPICIOUS). I believe that's it.

Yume Saitō

...is Akane's sweet mother! Her name means "Dream". She has brown hair and bright Egyptian blue eyes which our beloved shit talker has as well. She's married to Hideki (or is it Hideo…I must find this out) and only has one kid. She's a stay at home mother but she used to be a kunoichi. (What kind, we don't know – let's try to find out shall we?). She can go ape-shit bonkers when it comes to her beloved womb child. She's friends with Kushina & Mikoto, knows Minato, and hates Uchihas! So from this we can assume she was a classmate. And for the 'hate Uchihas' tidbit (le gasp), I guess it'd be more proper to say she's as wary of Uchihas as much the village heads are. She hides it well though. I think. I don't know we'll see! Apparently she disappeared off the face of the earth with her husband and as Kushina (or was it Minato) stated, they heard from her a lot one time and then not at all! MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE ARE MYSTERIOUS. That's it.

Akane Saitō

...is the not well-known small star in this big wormhole called Naruto! She's a grown adult in a baby's body (hence the fancy terminology – prodigious) and she hates the color pink. Her name means "Deep Red" which is pretty ironic because lo and behold her hair is as pink as Minute Maid's pink lemonade on certain days and with the right type of shade it's as dark as a watermelon! Well the inside of a watermelon. Her blue eyes are bright but they have a lot of cynicism and hurr durr looks. She can't speak Japanese well and when she does manage to – it always sounds off (in case you weren't aware). She is a reincarnation of a bumbling college student who fell off the face of her earth in an unceremonious manner. Does she still rue that day? She indeed does! She is a chakra sensor! She senses chakra, how well? Well enough she had to have a seal stamped on her chest to stop her from going bat shit banana bonkers insane. She has a sailor's mouth and likes to go back into speaking Engrish whenever she's really mad. She doesn't like physical affection! She praises Satan and insists she's the most loyal servant (oh my… this…this might bite her in the ass). Her parents love her to death! Literally! She's a tad scatterbrained – a result from the fall in her previous life.

The surname "Saitō" means - well the "Sai" part means "purification, worship" (hello Sai from Naruto, don't you have a pretty name) and to or I guess it's "tou" but can also be written as "tō" is for wisteria.

So take from it what you will, my darlings.

Wisteria is a pretty purple colored flower. COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT. (Actually no it was a complete coincidence I'm just rolling with it).


I think that's all for that family. Do you all remember anymore? Send me a review or a message and let me know if I missed anything!