Theme: Zombies

I still don't own anything


Zombies in Movies

Marshall couldn't help but notice that his best friend seemed to have something on his mind as they walked out of the movie theater. "Penny for your thoughts, man?"

Sucking his bottom lip between his teeth, Simon thought for a few more seconds before he sighed. "Well, I don't know. Just that movie got me thinking. Do we have any contingency plans for zombies?"

The worry in Simon's mind had more to do with Marshall's willful ignorance of their policies and that a full blown zombie attack would require that they disregard what Simon thought was their most important policy. Flesh eating zombies meant that they would have to carry guns, or at least be around guns, which meant that they could get shot. Getting shot was definitely against Simon's policies.

"I'm not sure, I mean. I'd guess we'd have to find someplace to hole up where we could be safe, with lots of supplies and weapons if we needed them," Marshall shrugged. Zombies weren't something he normally worried about so he hadn't really given the idea much thought.

Simon sighed again. His hope was that Marshall would have a plan, Marshall always had a plan.

"We could always come up with a plan. I mean. We are the defenders against weirdness so maybe we should have one," Marshall warmed to the idea. "In fact, we should do that when we get home, we should always be prepared for any instance of weirdness."

"You mean more of a plan than going shopping?" Marshall and Simon both turned to see Dash walking behind them. "I mean, that was what you two did the last time zombies were in town. Of course, those zombies weren't as inclined to dine on flesh."

Snorting Marshall rolled his eyes at the gray haired teen. "Yeah, and what would you do if zombies came to town? Sell out their souls?"

Simon could tell that Marshall still felt a sting at being reminded of the time when they both fell victim to subliminal messages that forced them into a night of shopping for their souls. If it hadn't been for Dash, he and Marshall would have been just two more of the shopping zombies let loose on the town, buying on credit that was loaned out against their souls.

"I'd take over the World-o-Stuff if possible, but I think I'm pretty secure where I'm at. I can see anything coming for miles, I'm outside of town so the hordes will have to come to me. Besides, I've got supplies at my place and don't have much to travel with. I can leave at a moments notice." Dash seemed confident in his so called plan, but to Simon it didn't seem like much of a plan at all.

Of course, it was more than what he and Marshall had to go with. He listened to the other two boys argue about who would be better able to survive the zombie apocalypse and decided that this was a subject that they needed to research more thoroughly. This was something that they certainly needed a policy for.