Kaishin Drabbles 8
Prompts: James Bond AU, 007! Kaito, M! Aoko, Q! Shinichi
"007!"
Kaito wanted to grin. It was so easy to get Aoko—M—worked up. All he had to do was risk his life just a little bit and she'd be spitting mad after the mission. He sipped his martini and gazed up at his irritated boss with bored eyes. "Yes?" he replied civilly, knowing his job could be on the line this time.
Honestly, she acts like no one's crashed a train to save a hostage before.
"Could you explain exactly what you were thinking last mission?"
"I was thinking that you'd want me to retrieve the hostage at any costs, Madam."
"Of course," snorted Hakuba, 009 and the best sniper in MI6. "Isn't that what you said last time, and the time before that—"
Aoko cut him a look. "The reason I wanted to know was because the Prime Minister is breathing down my neck for this one, Kaito! We can't have you behaving this way just to get Q to fuss at you!" She sighed. "We have to suspend you this time. Please give Hakuba your ID and weapon."
Kaito handed them over without complaint, surprising Hakuba. He wasn't exactly known for giving in without a fight, but today he had something more important to do than argue. Leaving Aoko's office, Kaito headed for his boyfriend's department.
Shinichi was bent over some device he was working on, probably something else that could defy the laws of nature. Kaito wrapped his arms around Shinichi's waist and nuzzled his hair. "Hey, Shin-chan," he said, content to be with his inventor again.
The other sighed and pushed his adorable, clunky glasses up his nose. "You know you're supposed to call me Q. And we're not supposed to interact romantically at work anymore, especially after last time."
The agent leered over Shinichi's shoulder. "I seem to recall being a lot more than romantic at work…like on your desk…and in the hall…and on Hakuba's chair…"
A bright red flush blazed across Shinichi's cheeks and he whirled around to scold Kaito, only to gasp in shock. Kaito's face was a mess of lacerations and bruises with a radiant smile. He cradled Kaito's face in his hands, careful not to hurt him. "What in the world happened to you!?"
"I broke a train."
Shinichi's brain seemed to shut down. "You…broke…"
"A train, yes."
He heaved a deep breath through his nose before slapping Kaito upside the head. He cried out in pain. "You were safer as a Phantom Thief, I swear to God!"
A/N: I didn't know who would make a better James Bond so Shinichi will be 007 next chapter.
