Special thanks to lum-chan and Shutaro of
--- Tomobiki is flooded with water and a giant aqua reptilian monster is emerged from the water, shooting in all directions. "It's me again… I have this strange feeling we're all gonna die…" Cam says. "At least you're in the air, amigo," Carlos calls by communicator. "Carlos is in the Octobot with Mendou. He, Lum, Ataru, Shinobu, and Megane are all in giant mechanical things fighting this monster I decided to call Aqua Godzilla," Cam explains. "They're called Mendouroids," Mendou says by communicator. "I don't know where the hell Andy is. Luckily, I'm using the hover scooter to take footage from above so I should be safe…" Cam says. At that moment a blast from Aqua Godzilla nearly misses him. "Son of Bitch!" Cam calls. ---
Hen to hen o atsumete
motto hen ni shimashoo.
Hen na hen na uchuu wa
taihen da! da! da!
Suki na no wa anata hitori yo.
Itsudatte daite ii no ni.
Aa achikochi ni baramaite
watashi o nayamaseru wa.
Koi wa itsumo futari no mono.
Yume wa hitotsu Love me more.
Soo yo koi wa futari no mono.
Owari no nai Love me more.
~Above Flooded Tomobiki-Cam~
After the smoke clears, the tiger, rat, fox, and mole Mendouroids lay on their sides. The octopus is up and attempts to constrict Aqua Godzilla. Aqua Godzilla deforms into the water. "He's gone!" Mendou calls. The other four Mendouroids get back up. "Mendou! What the hell are these things supposed to do?" Ataru yells. "Maybe if you weren't such a fool you'd be able to handle such great creations better!" Mendou yells back. The rat and octopus are facing each other. They stare and stare until suddenly the octopus vertically swings one of its tentacles like a sword down at the rat which the rat catches with its two front feet. "Will you two stop fighting? That thing has emerged again!" Shinobu calls. Aqua Godzilla appears before them and blasts them down again. "Mendou! Your 'creations' suck!" Ataru yells.
--- (Earlier) "If you must know… There were TWO beds. I made sure of that, took everything in my power to do so," Ataru explains. ---
--- (Earlier) "We asked for a room and they said they only had a two-bed room left," Lum explains, thinking. "Then Darling said something about it being a relief and…" she starts. ---
--- (Earlier) "I saw multiple colors… then everything went black… Next thing I know, I'm in the room," Ataru finishes. ---
~Above Flooded Tomobiki-Cam~
Aqua Godzilla continues to blast the Mendouroids. "Mendou… there's a good chance we are going to die here so…" Ataru starts. "I wanted to make sure I told you this before we died…" he continues. "What is it?" Mendou asks. "I… I think you're an asshole for creating such stupid machines…" Ataru finishes. Mendou replies with another tentacle attack which the rat catches. "YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT THESE 'STUPID MACHINES' CAN DO? FINE!" Mendou calls.
~Inside Octobot-Carlos~
"I'll show him what these can do… Mendouroids! Combine!" Mendou calls as he pushes a button.
~Above Flooded Tomobiki-Cam~
The five machines cease their attacks and gather. The fox and the tiger transform into legs. The rat and mole transform into legs as well. The octopus inputs two tentacles into each of the other four Mendouroids. "BEHOLD! The Octo Walker!" Mendou calls.
--- (Earlier) "The first night was fine…" Ataru explains. "But on the second day she started to debate on why we should be sleeping in the same bed. I said there wasn't enough room and she said—" Ataru starts. ---
--- (Earlier) "We can cuddle," Lum quotes, smiling. ---
~Inside Octo Walker-Carlos~
Mendou, Ataru, Megane, Lum, and Shinobu sit in five seats in a control room. "Hey look, we're all in the same place," Megane observes. "Mendou! This is just a taller version of your Octopus Robot!" Ataru yells. "Just hold on for a second and I'll show you… Octo Walker… Mode change!" Mendou calls.
~Above Flooded Tomobiki-Cam~
The machine shifts, standing on the fox and tiger legs and the rat and mole transforming into arms. The octopus head opens up and transforms into the armored chest and also revealing a head. The new machine stands before the similar in size Aqua Godzilla. "This is the ultimate weapon! Mendoutron!!!" Mendou calls.
Pa Pa Pajama Jama Da!
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Tonogata Gomen Asobase.
~Battle scene-Cam~
The Mendoutron stands before Aqua Godzilla.
~Inside Mendoutron-Carlos~
"For once, I have to say that I'm somewhat impressed," Ataru says, now that their robot appears to have the advantage. Aqua Godzilla then blasts them, sending them flying into a building. "I take back what I said, you still suck!" Ataru yells. "C'mon, Shinobu, let's get out of here," Ataru says, pulling Shinobu out of her chair. "Darling!" Lum yells, electrifying Ataru via the helmet. Ataru slowly gets up. "Forget these stupid costumes! I'm better off without the helmet!" Ataru yells. Before he reaches to take it off, Lum quickly puts something on the back of his helmet. "Hey, what did you just do?" Ataru asks. "I super glued it shut," Lum replies, smiling. Ataru attempts to take the helmet off but fails. "This isn't funny, get it off!" Ataru yells. "Nope," Lum replies.
--- (Earlier) Ataru stares blankly at the camera. "What happens in Paris, stays in Paris," Ataru says. ---
--- (Earlier) "Something else? Hmmm… Well I did play a little joke on him, by disguising myself as another woman. And I did eventually convince him for us to sleep in the same bed," Lum smiles. ---
--- (Earlier) "That electric suit SUCKS!" Ataru adds. ---
~Battle Scene-Cam~
Mendoutron gets up and begins walking towards Aqua Godzilla. "Launch all weapons!" Mendou orders. The robot unleashes a barrage of missles at Aqua Godzilla, but for no effect. "Weapons suck, too," Ataru replies. "Fire again!" Mendou orders. "With what? We just launched all our weapons at it," Megane replies. "That sucks… Mendou what was the point of all this anyway? So far, your robot has done absolutely nothing and now we're all gonna die," Ataru adds. Aqua Godzilla prepares to fire a powerful laser at the Mendoutron. Just before firing, a giant mechanical robot pig drops down between the two opponents. "Excuse me, which way is the Tendou Dojo?" Ryoga asks from inside. Que randomness explosion.
~Inside Pig Mech-Andy~
"Hello? Are you gonna tell me which way I should go?" Ryoga asks. "How did you find my sixth Mendouroid?" Mendou asks, by radio. "What's a Mendouroid?" Ryoga asks. "Never mind, press the big red button!" Mendou orders. "Red button… this one?" Ryoga asks, pressing a button in front of him.
~Battle Scene-Cam~
The sixth machine self destructs, taking Aqua Godzilla and Mendou's robot with it.
Later, the five of them rest on the top of one of the ruined buildings. The monster is gone, but the town is still flooded. "You made us fight with a robot that was made of 5 different machines when you could have handled this with the robot that could have just beaten it in 5 seconds?" Megane asks. "Well… um…" Mendou tries to think. "We're gonna kill you…" Megane adds. "And I still can't get this stupid helmet off!!!" Ataru yells.
--- "Okay, you're sure about this?" Cam asks, holding a bat. "I'm sure, just whack as hard as you can," Ataru replies, still wearing the helmet. "Okay… ready? One… Two…" Cam readies. He slams the bat against the helmet. "Ahhhhhhh! My head! Damnit!" Ataru yells, holding his head. "The helmet didn't open…" Cam notes. "Son of a… Arg!" Ataru continues, before falling to the floor in agony. "Also the bat broke…" Cam adds, holding up the bat with the upper half snapped off. "My head! Someone get me Sakura!" Ataru yells. Cam faces the camera. "So as you can see, this helmet can withstand the toughest of blows. Your head absorbs all the damage and the helmet won't break no matter what," Cam advertises. "What are you doing? Help me!" Ataru whines. "The Mendou Helmet, guaranteed to not break, even if your head does. Buy one at a Beefbowl near you," Cam continues. "I'm still laying here… why won't anyone help me?" Ataru asks. "Only 19.99," he finishes. ---
Higure no machi wa usuku kirameki.
Donna otoko mo yasashiku mieru.
Suki na no wa anata hitori yo.
Kimagure na koi ja nai no yo.
Yosomi o suru no wa yamete yo!
Watashi ga dare yori ichiban...
Anata ni aeba "Besame te Quiero."
Yozora ni step "Ame Usted."
Sugu yoake ga kuru.
Ai ga kiete yuku
Sugu hitori ni naru.
Tada sore ga kowai yo.
It's not just my imagination...
Filling me with anticipation...
Come on, give in to the temptation...
'Cuz I'm the one you really need!
Hen to hen o atsumete
motto hen ni shimashoo.
Hen na hen na uchuu wa
Taihen… taihen… taihen…
DA! DA! DA!
