Chapter 8

Rule 71 (By specialsmiley1315)

Nerf guns are banned.

(Sam and Dean will team up and destroy you.)

(I've got so many bruises from being pelted with Nerf bullets.)

(The bunker was in chaos.)

(I have never seen so many Nerf bullets.)

Rule 72

The following things should not be said out loud.

"I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."

(A pregnant woman had the most horrified look on her face.)

"I have an imaginary friend."

"That's great, Ellie."

"He tells me its okay to kill people."

"Never mind."

"I prefer breasts over legs."

(It was Christmas and I intended to take advantage over that.)

"It's just being a long time since I've inhabited a body."

(I said this to Dean when he was teasing me about my clumsiness.)

(Cue holy water.)

"Chicken drum stick is my favourite dildo."

(That one got me some weird looks."

Rule 73

Stop trying to piss off police officers.

"Here, hold my bear while I get my licence."

(Dean being a lil shit when he decided to drink while driving and got caught by the police.)

"So when are you going to get arrested too?"

"What?"

"Well, officer, you must of being going over 120 to keep up with me."

(When I got pulled over for speeding.)

"You're not going to check the trunk are you?"

(Dean and Sam glared at me for that one.)

Rule 74

Vine is banned.

"Hey Ellie, pass me my keys."

*Throws copying machine*

(Sam was not amused.)

"Dean, you didn't fix the lights!" (Sam)

"When your lights don't work like they used to before." (Me)

"Teddy, shut the fuck up!"

"Dude, I can't believe you sent a dick pick to my Grandmother!"

(Dean was so pissed off when I said this to him when he was flirting with a woman.)

Rule 75

Singing the song "Beelz (My Name is Satan) by Stephen Lynch for karaoke is banned.

"Ever since first man has walked this earth I have being here, to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear, I am the beast the outcast angels fallen from on high, I go by many names but there is one you can't deny MY NAME IS SATAN."

"Hi everybody!"

"Uh, let me tell you a little bit bout myself."

"My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn, my turns on are romantic walks and killing the unborn."

"I've got little devils horns and a little goatee, little devil eyes to help a little devil see and little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski, I'm Satan."

"Woo Hoo!"

"Or Mephistopheles for some I don't know."

"My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me beelz."

"I love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals."

(It's the ending that finally got me kicked out of the CHRISTIAN bar though.)

"Devil went down to Georgia he was looking for soul to steal."

"That's fucking bullshit because I would never been caught dead in Georgia, ok, it's like oh my god! 666."

Rule 76

Deadpool is banned

"Call me Deadpool, it rhymes with no school, too cool, ain't no fool and I'm the best that there is at what I do-oo."

(Said this while fighting a witch.)

(Dean disagreed with the 'best at what I do' part.)

"It's a booby trap!"

"Ha ha, you said 'trap'!"

(Sam was a little happy that I didn't say 'booby.')

"I was a normal baby, for 30 seconds."

(I also then proceeded to point out that Sam was also a normal baby for 6 months.)

"Unalive the monster!"

(That got me weird looks from Sam, Dean and the vampire.)

*Monster screams when it dies.*

"Ooh, a screaming contest, AHHHHHH!"

"Bobby's last word was 'Idjits."

"Really? You buy that? Cause I would think the last thing he said was 'Ahh Dick Ahh."

(Dean hit me on the head for that one.)

"My Chimichanga!"

Rule 78

Don't switch normal jellybeans with the disgusting flavoured ones.

(Of course it was Dean who ate them.)

(He ate dirty socks and dog food flavour at the same time.)

(He almost threw up.)

Rule 79

The 'Charlie Charlie' challenge is banned.

(Especially don't do it in front of Sam and Dean.)

(They lost their shit when the pencils moved.)

(Holy water, devil traps and salt everywhere.)

(Still haven't told them that I just blew the pencil.)

Rule 80

Dacking people is banned

(Dean didn't have any boxers or underwear on.)

(I'm scarred for life.)

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