TCIR EP8: I Survived A Summer Camp
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Chris: Last time on Total Cartoon Island Return, the 21 campers had to go on a adventure with bears, golden wrenches and a sudden appearance by Bender! Mung got the Killer Bass eating dirt, that is, until the teams got together and fought for their remaining golden wrenches! Ha-ha! The Screaming Gophers won the challenge and a few prizes! DJ was losing us a couple of watchers because he was big, but was a gigantic chicken! Bawk! Bawk-bawk-ba-kawk! So the Killer Bass voted him off the island for good since the double elimination didn't happen! (Chuckles) Find out what's in—(His phone rings) (To the caller) Yello? Okay. (Hangs up) It was heard that Peter had ripped up Phineas's contract I mentioned two episodes ago! I knew that would happen But who will be the next one going on a cruise to Playa De Losers! Population: Six!? Will Bender last long in the competition now that he is a camper on Total Cartoon Island Return? Find out what is in store for all the campers on this week's episode of… Total Cartoon Island Return!!!
(The start of the theme song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo...
(End of theme song)
(We cut to the Killer Bass around a campfire a few minutes after they eliminated DJ)
Mung: What should we do now after yesterday's "totally cool" challenge?
Duncan: How about figuring out who we will vote off if we lose again?
Chowder: That could be the idea!
Duncan: I think the next person should be Skater McGee (Jude) or the Neat Cheat Girl (Jen) here.
Peter: (To Duncan) One of them? H-How about you?
Duncan: How about no way?!
Peter: Don't you f**k with me, delinquent!
Duncan: Oh, you want a pop in the balls?!
Mung: Okay, let's focus! And shut up! You guys need to say you're both sorry.
Peter: But he—
Mung: Apologize!
Peter: Okay.
Duncan: Fine. Sorry 'bout that.
Peter: I'm so sorry. (The Screaming Gophers come down to the campfire sans Phineas and Candace)
Trent: Hey, guys!
Peter: What now? Do you want to insult us?
Trent: Uh, no. We wanted to join you guys for the campfire.
Bender: Just let them under no circumstances.
Peter: Uh, okay then. Come on in! Wait, where's Phineas and Candace?
Beth: We don't know.
Justin: I think they are at the dock.
Lindsay: Wow! You're so smart, Justin… and gorgeous!
Beth: So gorgeous!
(At the dock. Phineas and Candace are there)
(Phineas is looking up at the night sky)
Phineas: Candace, do you ever look up at the sky at night, wondering who will be your girlfriend?
Candace: I… I think so. Who do you think is your girlfriend?
Phineas: I think I'm looking at her.
Candace: Wiat, you mean me?
Phineas: Yeah. (They lean in and then kiss on the lips for 10 seconds, like on the iCarly episode iKiss where Freddie and Sam kiss just to get it over with. They stop) That was…
Candace: Amazing?
Phineas: Yeah. Great job.
Candace: Yeah, you, too. (While Candace walks away, a song plays)
I keep… running away…
Just not to stop and walk off.
Yeah, yeah!
I keep… running away…
Phineas: (To Candace) Hey. I love you.
Candace: Love you too. (Walks off)
(Then at morning, all 21 remaining campers are at a set that looks similar to a game show and Chris is wearing a blue tuxedo with a red tie, like the clothes he could wear on TDA's Gilded Chris ceremonies)
Chris: Good morning, campers! Welcome to the next challenge! I Survived A Summer Camp!
Peter: Wow, we are going to be on I Survived An American Game Show?!
Chris: It's similar to that, but the name of this challenge is I Survived A Summer Camp, dude!
Peter: (Understanding the title of the challenge) Oh. Right.
Chris: One Bass and Gopher will come up at a time and answer a question related to anything and everything. If one of them answers it wrong, the other person gets a chance to steal the question and answer it themselves. If they don't answer it right like his or her opponent, I'll tell you the answer! The team with the most questions answered will win the challenge and a team invincibility pass with many items in store. Peter and Ferb, you guys are up! (Peter and Ferb come up to the set) The question is: Which animal is black and white and looks like a horse? (Peter presses a button, which does a buzzer's noise) Peter!
Peter: A zebra!
Chris: That's right! Next question: What season of this show had the most ratings? (Ferb presses a button, which does a buzzer's noise) Ferb!
Ferb: Total Cartoon Action.
Chris: Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing! Right! Okay, you guys had a chance, so the next two, Chowder and Phineas, will come up to the stand! (Said campers come up to the set) When did Garry's Mod release in the US and Canada? (Chowder hits the buzzer) Chowder!
Chowder: Uh… 2001?
Chris: Nope! Phineas! You got the answer?
Phineas: 2005.
Chris: And Bingo was his name-o! (Rings a bell)
(A montage starts)
Chris: Another name for the sasquatch?
Mung: Bigfoot!
Chris: Your patient has an itchy red inflammation on their butt! Diagnosis?
Heather: Diaper Rash. Apply salve repeatedly to achieve humectant dispersion.
Chris: Disease that makes you seem like you're very hot when you're indoors?
Harold: Heat flashes!
Chris: Grow fur?
Beth: Yeti-itis!
Bender: (Tests Chris's chest with a thermometer) Sissy-Pants McGee! (Chris puts on a confused face)
Chris: What the?
(End montage)
Chris: Okay, now it is time for the last trivia challenge! Duncan and Trent, you haven't done any trivia, so here is a very challenging trivia question! Who was the weakest cast-mate on Total Cartoon Action? (A few minutes pass, and Trent hits the buzzer first) And Trent! (A few more minutes pass, then Trent finally gets the answer)
Trent: Cody!
Chris: That is… right! (The Screaming Gophers cheer) The Screaming Gophers win the challenge and their prize! Sorry, Killer Bass, you must need to take another person off this island for good!
(The campfire ceremony)
Chris: Everyone has voted for who needs to go. When I call your name, grab a marshmallow and go back with the rest of the team. The person who is marshmallow-less will have to leave Camp Wawanakwa! And you can never come back… ever! The marshmallows will go to… Bridgette, Harold, Mung, Jen, Jude, Duncan, Bender, Courtney, Peter! Geoff and Chowder, one of your butts is going home! And you can never come back… EVER!!! The final marshmallow goes to… Chowder. Sorry, dude, no marshmallows for you! It was unusual for you to go, but… go. (Geoff leaves) The rest of you are safe… for now! That ends another episode! Find out who is going in the next episode of… Total Cartoon Island Return!!
(End)
