This will be the last update for a while because as I've said before, I've lost any inspiration for any other than NijiHai. *OTP feels to stronk*

This one is GOMxKuroko, but mostly AkaKuro and MuraKuro.

Warning: OOCness

Standard disclaimer apply.


It happened one day in their second year in middle school. It was right about the time where counseling about future occupation would be held.

Kise was the first to approach him.

"KUUUROOOKOOOCCHIII~~!"

Kuroko sighed as he marked his book, a bit annoyed that his reading time was disturbed. He turned to the blond bundle of hyperactivity.

"Yes?"

"What are you going to be in the future? Tell me, tell me!"

Kuroko could—as always—see ears perking and tail wagging behind Kise. "If you must know, I still haven't decided yet, but I don't see how that concerns you, Kise-kun."

"So mean!"

Kuroko only stared blankly at Kise.

Kise pouted and shuffled closer, sitting on the ground next to Kuroko's desk and placing his head on the blue haired male's thigh. "Umm… Kurokocchi still haven't decided yet, right?" he asked meekly, his eyes having this hopeful look in them.

"In case you have a hard time hearing, yes, I did say that, Kise-kun."

Kise faked crying, burying his head to Kuroko's thigh. "You are so mean, Kurokocchi!"

"Well is there any reason for this conversation? I want to get back to reading."

Kise looked up, his eyes bright. "I want Kurokocchi to be a stewardess—I mean, steward! You see, I'm planning to be a pilot so I want to—"

"No way!" a rough voice suddenly spoke up, cutting Kise mid speech. A hand also descended and pried Kise off the small basketball player's leg. "Tetsu is going to be a detective with me!"

"That hurts! Aominecchi, why are you so rough?!" Kise whined, trying to latch back onto Kuroko only to be kicked away by the tanned forward player.

Kuroko stared up at Aomine, his face blank as ever. "Since when was that decided?"

Aomine stuttered. "W-well! Don't you like mysteries?!" he tried to reason.

"That I do. But—"

"If anything, I think Kuroko is better suited to be a nurse."

"EH?!"

"Midorimacchi, since when are you here?!"

Midorima looked annoyed and ready to kill the owner of that shrill voice. "I don't know if you guys have short memory or if you are just that stupid. This is my class also."

"Oh—WAIT, WHAT?!"

Kuroko nodded to his classmate, greeting him calmly. "Hello, Midorima-kun. I see you are back from the library already."

"Yeah, I got what I needed."

"But that still didn't answer why I am suited to be a nurse or why you people are deciding my future job for me."

Midorima halted in his move of fixing his glasses position. "Ehm. That… that is, you are someone of gentle disposition and I think you have good bedside manner. Not that I think of you or anything. I just concluded those from what I've seen of you. Don't misunderstand."

Kuroko just nodded, not really wanting to prolong the strange discussion anymore.

"Eeh…." another voice appeared, making the four turn to the class door, "What is everyone doing here?" Murasakibara Atsushi asked with a big lollipop stuck inside his mouth. How he managed to speak that way, no one wanted to know.

"We were discussing Kurokocchi's possible future occupation, Murasakibaracchi! And I still think Kurokocchi will look good as a steward—!" answered Kise cheerfully.

"Shut it, Kise. You are annoying!" Aomine said, whacked the blond in the head. Kise cried, latching to Kuroko's leg again. "And let go of Tetsu's leg, you pervert!"

"Hmm…" the tallest teen hummed, walking closer. "I want Kuro-chin to be my assistant later. Will you, Kuro-chin?"

Kuroko looked at him, looking like he was actually considering the job. "If I'm not mistaken, Murasakibara-kun is aiming to be a patisserie, right?"

"Um-hmm…"

"I suppose I could consider that as a possible occupation."

"No, no, Tetsuya. You cannot be Atsushi's assistant."

Kuroko looked turned to face the front and saw that Akashi had already made himself comfortable on his desk. "Why is that, Akashi-kun?"

Akashi smirked, silencing all his other players. "Why, because you are going to be my wife, of course. Why else?"

Kuroko was silent. So were the others.

"WHAT?!"

"Eeh? But I want Kuro-chin as my assistant. Aka-chin, can't you share?" Murasakibara asked, pouting slightly.

Akashi contemplated for a while before nodding. "I suppose if it's Atsushi, I can share Tetsuya for a few hours."

"Yaay~"

Kuroko was still speechless, his eyes staring blankly at Akashi without blinking. Akashi just stared back at him with a smile.

"What the hell! Tetsu is going to be a detective with me, Akashi!"

"No way! Kurokocchi is better to be a steward!"

"I still think Kuroko is a good nurse."

"What the hell are you talking about, Midorima? Tetsu is—"

"Going to be Akashi Seijuuro's wife, right?"

"Yes! Wait, no!"

Akashi turned his intimidating stare at the tanned player, a creepy smile growing on his face. "What, are you trying to oppose me, Daiki?"

Aomine gulped. "N-no, Akashi. Forgive me."

Akashi nodded satisfied. "Of course. As long as you would willingly up your training triple the usual amount."

Aomine whimpered imagining the torture he would get later.

"But Akashicchi! That's not fair! Why do you and Murasakibaracchi the ones who get to have Kurokocchi to yourselves?" Kise protested weakly.

"Because I said so."

"Hmph. I don't think Kuroko will be a good housewife, though."

"No one asked you, Shintarou."

"I was just expressing my opinion."

Kuroko cleared his throat, getting the attention of his teammates instantly. "Don't I get a say in this?"

Akashi grinned wide. "No way."

"…. Whatever you say, then, Akashi-kun."

"Of course. As I said, since I always win, I'm always right."

"Right…"


Omake

The middle aged man's eyebrow twitched as he stared at the piece of paper in his hand.

"Kuroko-san, what is the meaning of this?"

Kuroko stared blankly at the man, not comprehending what he was asking of him. "I believe that is my future job's form, sir."

The man sighed exasperatedly. "I know that!"

"Then why bother asking, sir?"

"I'm asking why you wrote down 'Akashi-kun's wife' as main choice and 'Murasakibara-kun's assistant' as the secondary choice!"

Kuroko was silent for a while. "Because Akashi-kun said so. And since Akashi-kun said he always wins, he is always right."

"I GIVE UP!"


Thank you for reading! Please review. If you'd give me a prompt and a pairing that would be most appreciated.