Jasper Hale: yes, my answer is... J Jenks! He really is CUTE!
FWWBH: Um… explanation!? What the heck do you mean by saying that you would turn gay for-
Sk8rChick2355: JASPER! You didn't let me finish speaking to you; I need to talk to Alice, to let her know that we're going to run off to Canada together!
JH: Gah! Sorry, it was a pleasure talking to you but I have to run, good luck with Rosalie! (Runs away at vampire speed)
S8C: Jazzy, WAIT! (Runs after him)
Hmmm.... Strange, no? Well, Jasper was a hard one!
OMC! Over 200 reviews? YAY! And thanx- A chapter just for you!
FWWBH: Today marks a prominent day in history. Because when Kacee hit the send review button, she gave me my 200th review! So, because of that, I've tried to get this chapter to you ASAP- and make it a good one!
This means, without further ado, I welcome to the new and very comfy lounge chair for all of our visitors, Rosalie!
(Mixture of loud cheering and booing from audience, FutureGirl04 holds up sign- Team Rosalie, Cause deep down we all think she's awesome!)
RH (Rosalie Hale): Hey!
FWWBH: So Rosalie, how have you been since we last heard form you in Breaking dawn?
RH: Everything's been great. I've become less bitter now Nessie's come into our lives and Emmett and I are still going strong. Things have been so much fun! Jacob's the one downside to all this, but I still get a kick out of teasing him, so it's not too much of a burden.
FWWBH: Have you learnt anything from the previous guests on this show?
RH: Only to guard secrets about the wiggles with your life and that the final question requires a great deal of thought and secrecy!
FWWBH: Hell yeah! Good luck and your time starts… NOW! What's your favourite thing about Emmett?
RH: Just the fact that he's always like a kid. So sweet and kind, and he always knows how to make me feel better when I'm upset.
Theevilcookiemonster: Do you count the amount of people who ask you out? If so how many have?
RH: Well, that's a difficult question, because some people try to ask me out but end up passing out, or some yell out to me, some people ask if I'd like something other than a date- so I don't know if that counts- and others just stand there looking creepy. Oh, and does it count of they're not a man? Nevertheless, it would be ranging anywhere from hundreds of thousands to somewhere in the millions! After all, I have lived for a long time.
Flamepelt3377: Do you ever give makeovers, and if so, could you give me one?
RH: Alice is really better at that type of thing, but I'm not bad and if you want I could give it a go.
xox-Smiley-xox: Would you rather be a hobo, make out with Bella, shave your head or live with Mike Newton for a year!!
RH: NONE! That's so gross! How can you expect me to pick? Um… how would you define "make out"?
CSIvHP11: If you could have any power which one would you want?
RH: I'm not sure, I think anything would be cool. Invisibility, being able to fly, x-ray vision, super speed or even mind control!!! Yeah, I think I'd like mind control best.
lolgirl607: Have you ever had a "thing" with Edward?
RH: No! He was never interested in me, and anyway, there was no need to after I met Emmett, and especially not now he has Bella.
FWWBH: Can you play any musical instruments?
RH: Yeah! I'm the second best musician in the house, besides from Edward.
Jembee: EDWARD!
RH: I'm good at most common instrument and can even play a few strange ones!
vampire chaud: What is the most outrageous outfit you have ever dressed in for Emmett, if you catch my drift?
RH: No comment. I can't say ANY of them on a T rated Fanfiction! I'll just leave it up to your imagination…
vampire chaud: What is your favourite movie?
RH: The original Star Wars movie, it's really good!
vampire chaud: Most annoying Christmas carol?
RH: On the first day of Christmas- It's just so irritating, it goes on and on! And who would even WANT a partridge in a pear tree- unless you were going to eat it?
vampire chaud: What's your favourite prey?
RH: Emmett!!
Twilight fangirl13: Do you have a sex life with anyone other than Emmett?
RH: No way! Emmett and I are perfect for each other, we don't need anyone else.
Emmett's Girl 47: (mutters so Rosalie can't hear) He said I was cute, he totally needs me!
Jasper Whitlock Luver: Is your hair REALLY real, because it kinda looks like a wig?
RH: No, it's naturally this perfect!
AmethystEyes0: What was your reaction to Emmett kissing Edward?
RH: That was really HOT! But also very creepy, and of course, I couldn't stop laughing because Jasper was making us all cackle madly.
AmethystEyes0: Did you ever check on Vera and Henry after you became a vampire?
RH: A few times. In truth, I think that checking up on them would have hurt me a lot. It makes me sad knowing that I'll never be able to have kids. But now we have Nessie, everything's a lot better.
AmethystEyes0: Have you ever considered kidnapping Nessie?
RH: No way! I know that would make her too sad, and she already has a good mother. Nessie and I are already really close, I would never do anything to sabotage that!
AmethystEyes0: Did you by any chance have a dog when you were mortal? Did it run away?
RH: I was always more of a cat person. Dogs are stinking, stupid, ugly mongrels that have no brains. (A/N I don't really think this, Even though I hate Jacob, I'm really more of a dog person.)
AmethystEyes0: How many men walked into lampposts after seeing you in the nudist colony?
RH: Oh! The nudist colony! That was fun. And also very racy- a lot of people kept staring, especially when we played volleyball. And yes there were a lot of men who fainted, walked into lampposts or off cliffs when Alice, Tanya, Kate and I walked passed. But my favourite time was when this old guy went up to Edward and started to-
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FWWBH: Now that's just mean!
Hymnophile and Kisses of Chocolate: The timer got jammed! We even tampered with the rule book to say that it was possible to turn back the clock a bit! But the timer wouldn't budge!
FWWBH: Fine, no cheating, I'll just get the full story next time and ask the question to Carlisle at the beginning of the show. So Rosalie, Ready for the final question?
RH: Sure, sure.
FWWBH: Rosalie Hale, who would you turn gay for?
RH: Well, this may be obvious, but (leans and mumbles, you know the drill people!)
FWWBH: Um…? Well, that's… interesting. I'm glad that you could come today and it's been great talking to you! Oh, and tell Carlisle to be prepared, because it's definitely not going to be easy for him next time.
Hey all! Hope you liked the chapter, be good and review (25 again this time please) and I'll get the chapter to you ASAP.
Throw me a line of you want to be in Carlisle's chapter, asking a question or otherwise!
Love (and LOTS of hugs)
FWWBH (Fuzzy Wuzzy With Bad Haircut)
P.S I realised that last chapter, I put JC instead of JH as Jaspers initals, SORRY!
