AN: I do not own any part of the Harry Potter universe except the crazy ideas I may write about for your viewing pleasure.
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Harry slowly came to and realized that his face was very wet. He mumbled and groggily pulled his head up from the pool of drool where he'd been sleeping. Rubbing his eyes with a few twists of his knuckles and after he had straightened his glasses he realized that the others had fallen asleep around the table as well. He grunted out looking for a reply, hoping that all was well with the group which might help save him from expanding his harem and the inevitable blisters which would result from that expansion.
His lean form stumbled out of his honorary chair, as they had never truly inducted him into the HPS, and went to shake the green clad form of Link. It had amazed him how the blond-headed guy actually could speak but his over the top 'British' accent really wore on his nerves. Harry placed a hand on Link's shoulder and felt them slip in something that was almost a liquid but crusted over.
A lump came up into his throat as his retracted hand revealed the dark red which had stained his hand. Harry, in that moment, could do or think about nothing other than running for his life away from another one of 'Voldermort's' plots.
Vash jerked his head up at the loud girlish scream and looked as Harry ran from the room and barreled past a few of the peeping girls. He had to stir himself from his sleepiness and knocked over his goblet of fire whiskey that the group had been sipping during their last meeting.
It was then that Vash the Stampede, the only pure non-human of the HPS, picked up the coppery taste of blood in the air. It was a old friend of his that he had been acquainted with long before the city of July had been torn asunder and the people devoured one another to survive.
He looked around at the others who were also slowly waking and noticed that Link did not stir from his position. Instead, his green clothing had been stained where a long, thin sword had sliced through his ribcage. With a look of determination Vash made his way over towards the dead form of his friend and saw a note laying in front of Link. It read as thus:
Dear experiments,
I left a little gift for you by exchanging one sword-wielder for another. Your new partner is much more depressed and suffers from personality issues with an older 'brother'-like figure who killed his girlfriend. This is the brother's sword that I borrowed before depositing the comatose sword-wielder and his wives into this universe. Don't forget that you're stuck till I decide to move you out of ickle-Harry's universe to gather another member for your little group. I am decidedly pleased with your improvements and obviously displeased with where some of you have continued to spike your alcohol with rufies. Really? Was that necessary? I'm not going to name names but I will keep my eye out for more foolish behavior.
P.S. How are your wives? Have you visited them lately? When your curiosity is finally satisfied about the contents of this letter and you manage to finish this sentence you will find yourself transported to an unnamed location where I have locked your wives up and you shall poof back into ickle-Harry's universe after your thorough mauling.
Sincerely,
Your Lord and Master,
Ultimagu
Vash felt a sense of dread build as he quickly faded from the universe by Ultimagu's magic and ended up in a dark room where sixteen voices announced their surprise at just how famished their husband felt; they decided to 'feed' him to help him grow.
As Vash disappeared, Naruto was the next to spontaneously read the letter and he also poofed away in front of everyone's eyes. Only four men remained: Sasuke, Tenchi, Lelouch, and Ranma.
"Well now what do we do?" Sasuke asked as if the world was slowly crumbling around his happy little world where he was almost better than Naruto; no Naruto to compete with meant he was an unhappy emo-bitch.
Tenchi seemed to consider the question and was about to say something before a very estranged Malon could be heard making her way towards the room. Before he had time to make his response or order them to begin blocking the doors off his three compatriots read Ultimagu's letter to avoid being additionally married.
Poor Tenchi sighed in reservation as four women entered the room and landed their eyes on the sight of their dead husband and their new husband by default. Tenchi screamed in passion for several hours as Noike watched...figures right?
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AN: July 3rd, 2011: Hey folks! How do you like the new material? Notice I'm starting to kill off some of the original HPS members? Yeah...about that. It's a new plot point I'm adding to the old-intended ending. I'm not naming who the 'sword wielder' is though I'm sure if you're an avid reader and geek like I am you'll guess who it is based off the few clues I gave you. Shall I name them for the slower readers? Alright!
Clues as to who the newest Haremized Poor Sod is:
1. Wields a sword.
2. Link is killed by a long, thin sword.
3. Link is face down on a table with said sword in his back which sounds a lot like...
I will officially give mention and an entrance into this story provided that you successfully guess who it is. The first person who responds correctly wins the prize.
Below is the updated list of my dear Poor Sods. Soon I plan to name the wives of Sasuke and Naruto should I decide to kill them and remarry their wives off.
Tenchi: 11 wives: Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, Noike, Zelda, Ruto, Saria, Malon
Ranma: 5 wives: Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Xian Pu, Ukyo
Keitaro: 0 wives: DEAD
Shinji: 0 wives: DEAD
Sasuke: ?: I've never specified who Sasuke is married to. Assume he's married to the few women Naruto isn't married to.
Naruto: ?: I've also never specified who Naruto is married to. Assume he's married to the loads of women that Sasuke isn't married to (notice this is at your discretion...not mine).
Link: 0 wives: DEAD
Vash: 16 wives: Meryl, Milly, Dominique, Asuka, Rei, Hikari, Misato, Maya, Ritsuko, Naru, Mutsumi, Shinobu, Mitoko, Kaolla, Mitsune, Kanako
Lelouch: 5 wives: Shirley, C.C., Kallen, Milly, Nina
Harry: ?: Luna, Hermione, Ginny, Pansy, and on and on and on...
