I know I said I wouldn't take as long this time, but I actually have a good excuse this time. Anyway, here's some fresh meat for you!
(Congratulations to Markus, Kira, and Nagasha for being the first apprentices with hair that isn't black)
DUR-DUR-DUR-DUR-DURIIIIIIING!!!!!
The school bell rang and kids flooded out of a school. They were practically stampeding out of the place and a smash apprentice girl was crushed under their feet.
"Hey, watch it, ya punks!" she shouted on the ground.
SMASH APPRENTICE
KIRA ROBERTS
Kira is an eleven year old who's very loyal to her friends most of the time, but she is very selective when picking them. She's a bit of a tomboy, even though she wears a dress She is pretty handy with a sword, but fails at blocking attacks and long-ranged attacks. Kira has shoulder-length straight light brown hair, brown eyes and has lightly tanned skin. She's has medium height and is skinny, but not too skinny. Kira wears a red dress with a white long-sleeved shirt. Overall, Kira trusts every one, may give her friends a hug once in a while, goes with the flow most of the time, and she hates it if people make fun of her.
By the time she got up, all the kids were gone, leaving her to walk up to the sidewalk leading to her home, alone.
When she got halfway there, she fell over again, but this time she tripped on a ten year old boy that she recognized from her school. "Oh not agaaaaain!" she fell. She looked up at him and jumped back a little bit. He was staring wide-eyed into space, silently.
SMASH APPRENTICE
MARKUS "MARK" SMITH III
Mark here is an eccentric ten year old, pretty forgetful, slightly mischievous, and mutters things to himself whenever he gets mad. He never misses an opportunity to fight, even though he's actually quite smart and tends to speak with big words. He enjoys spending time meditating and staring off into space, and he hardly ever gets angry. At ten years old, he stands 5 ft tall with tan-ish skin. His square-ish face is completely free of blemishes and his wide eyes are a piercing shade of jade green. He has wavy ear-length brown hair topped off with a white and blue visor cap. It is usually worn so that a shadow is cast over his eyes. His style of dress also includes a gray n' white striped t-shirt, jean shorts ending below his knees, and black-laced blue running shoes. He is quite lanky; He is generally weak in terms of physical stature.
"What are you-?" she started, but was interrupted.
"Shhhhh...", Markus was silent. Then, he spoke "Do you feel that?", he asked.
Kira tried to remember where she had seen this boy before and remembered him from when he got a reward for doing well in school or something. She remembered his name as Markus and tried to feel the thing he was talking about. She suddenly felt energy pulsating through the air.
"Woah!" She shouted.
"I know, it's weird huh?" Markus asked.
"Why do you think no one else could feel it like we do?"
"I dunno, maybe they can feel it, but we're the only ones who bothered to notice it."
"That sounds... logical, I guess"
Markus stood up and offered his hand to Kira, who took it and they both looked towards where the energy was coming from.
Olimar placed a highly advanced and expensive machine in his mouth that allowed him to breath his home planet's air for a short amount of time and took off his helmet so he could hold his chin in his hand. In his other free hand, was a list there were dark printed letters in the center as well as various scribbles on the side of the paper.
A Devil's Mask
A Witch's Paintbrush
A Red, Blue, and Emerald Orb
A Jester's Book
A Smoke-Filled Egg
A Dark Dragon
A Metal Doppelganger
A Nuclear Tank
A Mutagenic Poison
A Fallen Angel's Shield
A Lava Demon
A Black Knight's Armor
A Dimensional Fluid
A Reality Bending Crown
Fourteen Villains Created these Objects So That Their Descendents would Rule All Worlds and Destroy All That Disrespected Them, In Unison of these Objects, they will Resurrect Themselves and Lead their Heirs To Greatness
One of the scribbles next to A Devil's Mask wrote Majora's Mask, there were also other series names and places such as Hyrule, Mushroom Kingdom, Pokemon, Flat Zone, Lylat, or Sky World. There was a bunch of chicken scratch everywhere and Olimar face-palmed or whatever in frustration. Then, he called in King DeDeDe.
"DeDeDe, get in here!" he boomed.
The King of Dreams rushed in and fell on his face, then scurried back up into a standing position, saluting to the Now Evil Space Delivery man.
"Yesh, sir!" he quacked.
"What is the status on recruiting more Dark Smashers and on the acquiring of Majora's Mask?"
"Uh... I think dat Ganondof called about gettin' dat mask a while ago and we're currently searchin' fo otha Dahk Smashas..."
"And...? That's all you're doing? We are the heirs of the ancient villains who created the weapons that we should be using for achieving our greatness!"
"Oh! Uh... Oh yeah! Dat Mr. L guy said we was currently workin' on buildin' dat robot! Uh... Galleom, I think it was!"
"What about finding Lord Tabuu's tomb?"
"Uh... wat?"
"Get out of here and get me someone that can speak proper English, you bloated bird!!!"
"WAAAH!!!" screamed King DeDeDe, fumbling out of the room as several hundred pikmin plucked themselves from the ground.
"Who am I working with, here?" Olimar whined.
"This way, Kira!", called Markus who could sense the energy a lot better for reasons unknown.
"Wait up!" she yelled.
"Well, I would, but if we don't get there quickly, we might miss the weird energy and then we'd be in quite a turmbalaro!"
"You could slow down a little- Wait! What?! Oof!" Kira tripped on a writhing green pikmin with a leaf on its head and tail; It was struggling in the same direction as Kira and Markus.
"What was that? Oof!" Markus tripped on a yellow and blue toad as well as a red yoshi also struggling towards the same direction.
Kira started up and pointed at the four creatures and shouted "Hey its a pikmin! And, oh look, its Yvan and Wolley too!"
"Actually..." started Ala-Gold, "The name's..." continued Bucken-Berry.
"Ala-Gold and Bucken-Berry! The Super Toad Bros!!!" they shouted in unison, jumping up in the air.
"I like Yvan and Wolley better..."
"Well, tough luck!!!" shouted Gold, using his propeller suit to shoot up into the air, then floated back down asking "Say, you wouldn't happen to have any spare mushrooms on you, would you?"
"Actually, I just happen to have two!" said Markus, pulling out two mushrooms and handing them to the Toad Bros.
A power up-esque noise sounded as they ate their mushrooms. "Yippee!" They both shouted.
"Vould you 'appen to 'ave some nectar az vell?" asked Cheerio, his voice slightly squeakier due to his buds transforming back into leaves through exhaustion.
"I do actually", Markus pulled out some nectar in a jar that Cheerio drank, the leaves on his body growing back into light green buds.
"You understand him?" asked Kira with a puzzled expression.
"What, you don't?" Markus was equally puzzled.
"I think I have an explanation for this", stated Berry, hopping off his red yoshi. He then proceeded to pull out a tiny Smash-looking-Ball and threw it at the ground.
In a whiff of smoke, a faded version of Master Hand appeared and began to speak.
"Now, due to the vast amount of dimensional activity going on, there might be a weak, temporary mental link between the Smashers and their apprentices, allowing a low variety of their abilities to be shared. Now, the obvious question is 'Why is the link established in the first place?' I have an answer for this as well. You see, when the space-time continuum gets polluted by too much dimensional energy, the thoughts and physical capability of life forms is altered. However, a different effect occurs in Smashers and their apprentices. In the corners of their minds, there is a certain channel only found in those capable of being a Smasher. The dimensional pollutants causes these channels to become linked to their respective counterparts, allowing information and DNA to flow freely through them, so make sure not to excite any apprentices. Doing so may cause mass destruction and our current secrecy to be terminated", Master Hand faded away until he was a tiny Smash Ball again which Berry pocketed and hopped on his red yoshi again.
"So basically you have the powers of whatever Smasher you want to train under!" simplified Gold, hopping in the air simply.
"Wait! What do you mean by train under a Smasher?! You're not even supposed to exist!" Kira shouted.
"It's 'kay, Kira, I can read their minds now. You can believe what they say..." Markus closed his eyes and placed his hand on her arm.
"Oh no, I feel another incredibly long explanation coming..."
THREE HOURS LATER
"Oh....... Now I understand everything!" Kira calmed down.
"I already did! 'Cause I'm psychic now, like Lucas!!!" Markus bragged.
"I had no idea what was going on until now! I'm glad you could-"
"Vy are ve steel standing around!!!???? Meester Neek eez steel in trouble and ve need to save 'eem immediately!!!!" Cheerio rampaged.
"-clear that up for me, Berry. You're a real pal." Gold happily patted his brother on the back.
"Uh... the pikmin really wants to help his master now..."
"What? Oh, yes yes, That boy who fell out of the plane. The pikmin wants to go find him. Okay, let's go do that now..." Berry responded.
"What? But I want to go to Smash Mansion and become an apprentice, right Markus?"
Markus immediately saw the flaw through the minds of the four. "Uh... we don't have a ride though..."
Everyone was silent.
Nick was staring at a picture of Cheerio- "Sniff, Cheeri..." -while Sarah was trying to read her book.
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox! Ugh! It's no use!" she threw the book at the floor.
Nick looked up, mildly interested.
"I keep on-Can't let you!- saying that stupid-do that!- catchphrase of Wolf's! Why is it so-Star Fox!- difficult to read this dang book!!??"
Nick couldn't help but snicker. "You're so silly! I loved that phrase! It might even be more funny than 'Do a barrel roll!'!" Nick fell over on his back laughing.
"Grrrr...." Sarah growled.
"You know, I never found out how you got stuck here..."
"Well, if you must know, I saw a quarter next to this building and it flashed a light at me and I... have a... liking, I guess of... shiny things...." she giggled, holding out a pile of shiny things that she pulled out of her pockets.
"Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Nick cackled.
"Hey! Respect the-Can't let you do that, Star Fox!-shiny!... Oh, Dang it!"
Meanwhile in another room of the Dark Smashers Headquarters.
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!" Wolf was grinning at himself in front of a mirror.
"Oh yeah... That Fox is gonna be shaking in his boots next time I see him! Yeah... Who's the man?"
Back to Nick and Sarah
*Sigh* "I haaatee this place..." Sarah groaned.
"At least you're not shouting 'Can't let you brew that, Starbucks!' anymore"
"Yeah..." Sarah paced around in a small circle, then settled herself into a sleeping position.
"Mmmmm..." Nick stared at a spot on the ground, something orange suddenly caught his eye...
On closer inspection, it an orange stem waving at him in the ground. It was a pikmin stem, just the thing he had been wanting.
"GASP!"
Nick started sweating and on pure, Hocotatian instinct, plucked it.
"Woah there!" an orange pikmin flew out of the ground and landed behind Nick, growing to the size of a normal Smash-Sized Pikmin.
The pikmin was mostly orange in color with a few brown splotches here and there, this pikmin was taller than usual, its eyes were slightly shrunken, it was more muscular than most pikmin, it had a flower on its head with light green petals like Cheerio, and most notably, it had three large, blunt claws instead of fingers.
Nick's mouth was gaping at the new pikmin.
"G'day, mate! I suppose that you're my new maser! Glad to meet ya! Name's... well, I don't really got a name! Would you mind give'n me one?" the orange pikmin greeted.
Nick slapped himself, then smiled at the pikmin. "Uh... Jacks! Your name's Jax!"
"Gee, Thanks, mate!" Jax slapped Nick on the back. "And... What would be your name?"
"Nick! Thanks for asking! I'm not a Captain yet, but I'm training! Don't worry!"
"Alright then, Mr. Nick! The name's Jax!"
"Hey, uh... can you do me a favor?"
"Sure thing, mate!"
"Well, as you can see, I am trapped in this here evil building! So if you could help me out of said building, that would be fantastic"
"Well, Mr. Nick, I doubt that I'd be able to bust you out of this here buildin', but I know for a fact that I can get ya out of this cell!"
"Ridiculous! I bet you could bust me out of this whole place if you really tried!"
"Maybe if we worked together sir!"
"Good idea, I assume you can use those claws of yours to slice through these bars?"
"You bet I can, if you'd be so kind as to toss me..."
"Sure thing!"
"Do it on the count of three, though. I don't want to sneeze or something and accidentally smack my face against them bars!", Nick did a thumbs up and grasped Jax's stem, "Alright sir! One... Two... Three..."
PHAPEEW!!!
"Ouch! You threw me at the bars when I told you to wait to three!"
"I did wait to three!"
"Ah ya, but I didn't get to say 'GO!' Ya always gotta wait 'til the man waitin' says 'GO!' Got it?"
"sigh, Yeah, I got it"
"Ya, good job, mate. Here we go now... One... Two... Three.... GO!"
PHEEYAWHAPEEW!
SLICE!
Jax went straight through the bars, using his knife-like claws to slice through. On the other side, he proceeded to cut a bigger hole allowing Nick to make his way through.
Sarah's ears perked up as she heard the bars fall. "Pikmin!" she shouted, "And Nick! Great! We're finally busting out of this place! You should have woke me up and I would have helped!"
"Yeah, that's great, but someone might be guarding the door to our prison!"
"Nah, they don't care about us enough to give us a guard"
"Ludicrous! They're not mean enough to just assume we're too weak to break out!"
That's what you think
"Lord Olimar! Lord Olimar!"
"Whaaat?" Olimar turned to see Duon rolling in through the door.
The blue head spoke. "Hey! I was just thinking..."
"Wow! I'm proud of you, Blue!" complimented the pink head sarcastically.
"Well, those other apprentices are spiritually drawn to this location, right? You know, because Ganondorf didn't have the time to make a fully invisible spell for the entire building, he could only create an energy field that people not connected to the Smash Universe couldn't see"
"Yeah..." said Olimar, not seeing the point.
"Don't you think we should look for them, or, you know, set up a trap or something in case they find us?"
"I hate to admit it, but I'm worried too, we think the apprentices are gaining the abilities of their trainers due to the immense amount of dimensional activity, that's what Mr. L's I-dunno-let-me-think-about-it-matron said anyways!"
"So you're saying that our future predicting machine is saying that apprentices will temporarily gain the powers of the smashers!?" shouted Olimar.
"Uh-huh" nodded both heads.
"Then why aren't you watching the prisoners?! We can't let them escape and warn the Smashers!!! You idiots!"
"It's not my fault! He (She) was the one on duty!" shouted both Duon heads, pointing at each other.
Olimar smacked his face to his hand.
"I'm bored! Someone tell me a funny joke or something" Jack moaned.
"I don't know any jokes!" said Irani.
"All my jokes are inappropriate" cheeped Nola.
"Mmmmmmmm..." hummed Lill.
Ala-Gold used his Propeller Suit to peek in through the Dark Smash Headquarters window, after confusedly explaining to the group, Berry immediately understood the situation and began to come up with a rescue plan.
"DooooDooDoooooo!" hummed Markus.
"Stop humming, Mark!" growled Kira.
"The name's Markus, Kara"
"Come on guys, focus... We're trying to regroup so we can get to the mansion quicker!" sighed Berry.
"I vote we charge in there shouting various company motto's!" shouted Ala-Gold.
"I call Five Dollar Foot Long!" called Markus
"Okay, first we need to know what everyone's strong points are. Mine is my intelligence!"
"I'm good at creating diversions!" stated Gold.
"I 'ave zee ability to turn eenvisible!" stated Cheerio and Markus translated.
"I can see into people's minds now, but I'm also good at figuring things out" stated Markus.
"I'm... well, I can do... stuff..." stated Kira.
"Perfect, now I can come up with a battle plan"
"I reeeally don't want to do this..."
"Why are we here again?"
"Oops, I forgot to take my medicine today!"
A few unsure voices murmured throughout the group.
"Hey, come on guys, we can do this!" Berry reassured the group.
"It's not that we can't do it, it's just that we-"
"OH MAH GAWD, We gotz intruders!!!" shouted Duon coming out and seeing the group, then pushing the alarm button.
"Crap! We must have set off the alarm!" shouted Sarah who broke out into a run alongside Nick and Jax inside a narrow hallway.
"No way, man! We were just walking along the hall! Unless someone just now found our empty cage..."
"I always like to consider a third option"
Seriously, How many people remembered the silhouette jumping out of the plane from last chapter?
The dark shadow dashed through a narrow hallway. It was very small, but still going quite fast. It had obviously heard the alarm and was trying to get to a safe location.
It passed by a small patch of light coming out of a window, and for a split second, its physical features were revealed.
It was a girl, about 3 ft tall- more or less. She had bark brown skin and her hair was made out of four long green leaves, one of them was large enough to hide one of her eyes. She had long pointed ears, wore a light green crown, a red and yellow jacket, purple gloves, and a lime green tail.
She ran out of the light and became a silhouette again. She was obviously searching for someone based on the look on her face.
"Craaaaaaaaaaaap... Don't worry, Nick. I'll get you out of this place." she thought.
She hopped across a couple of sleeping Goombas, Primids, and Waddle Doos and Dees, waking a few.
"Huh? Wuzzat?" growled a Goomba in a raspy voice.
"Look! It's a shadowy thing!" shouted a Waddle Doo.
"Hey! The alarm's going off! It must have been that thing!" shouted a Waddle Dee.
"Oi! Men, let's get that thing and report to Lord Olimar!" pointed a Primid in an even raspier voice.
"Chaaaaaarge!!!" a few shouted and they all dashed off after.
Soon enough, a large commotion was going on all over the Dark Smasher headquarters. Everyone was trying to figure out what the heck was everyone was shouting about and only a few knew even if there were three different groups of intruders.
Sarah jumped out of a door, ran down a long hill for 30 minutes and hopped into a ditch on all fours with Jax on her back. Nick tried to do a Link-style roll, but tripped and fell on his face in the ditch on top of Sarah.
"Get off..." shoved Sarah, Nick fell over again, emotionless.
She dusted herself off as Jax hopped to the ground saying some sort of Australian metaphor or something.
Sarah pointed at Nick, "Alright this seems like a safe spot to camp for now. You, go ahead and scope for any signs of the enemy while I help this pikmin dig our campsite. I'm not really good at taking charge, but there's no way you're going to be able to come up with a plan. I guess we'll have to take turns alternating between jobs."
"Okay, Sarah. I'll do whatever you want", he purred.
Sarah rolled her eyes and started helping the already digging pikmin build a fort.
Crack
Someone had stepped on a twig and all three heads turned towards the person who had cracked the twig. It was a girl, and she looked very tired and shocked. She looked pleadingly at the three for an explanation.
SMASH APPRENTICE
NAGASHA
Nagasha is from another dimension, a parallel Earth if you will where humans have animalistic features. She is a 14 year old pale-skinned girl, followed by messy brown hair and yellow, cat-like eyes. She is boney and lanky, reaching up to about 5 ft 9. She has a long, thin face glowing with some sort of feral, yet elegant beauty. She has a strange accent, and has wolf ears and a twice as long wolf tail. She wears a basic tan T-shirt that says "Bewhare of Girl" which was written on with a sharpie. She's sort of wild and pretty wise; she'll only react to you if you react to her, she's a TREMENDOUSLY loyal friend. Almost like a... dog... She is sarcastic a lot and can be a bit threatening at times. Her introductory quote is "Nha-gha-sha, not Nha-tha-sha."
"What?" asked Nick.
"Keep scoping, Nick" ordered Sarah.
"'Kay" purred Nick, his head never having left its post.
Sarah softened up a bit as she glanced over at the tired looking girl and Jax began digging a shelter again.
"Um... Hi" she said shyly. She had realized that she had been being a little bit bossy and didn't want to make a wrong first impression.
"Yes, Hello. I ham Nhaghasha. I ham ha um... girl who has been trhaveling for a very long time from a very fhar plhace. I'm not quite sure how I got here, but..." she started.
"Time Paradox probably. The whole Space-Time Continuum has been polluted be magical goop causing many dimensional anomalies that-" Nick continued, not bothering to take a look at the newcomer.
"Thank you, Nick. That's is Nick by the way, he's a pervert and a hippy so stay away from him. My name's Sarah and I'm a bit shaken up after what's happened today. I hope I get a chance to calm down so we can be friends." she sighed.
"Wait, who's here again?" Nick now mildly interested after being insulted while he wasn't looking. His eyes found there way to Nagasha and I bet you'll never guess what he did next.
"Ah! My sweet lady! A woman of such fine elegance as yourself shouldn't be roughing it in such unkind conditions. Take my jacket! Crap, I'm not wearing a jacket. Oh, none of that matters; all that matters is that you're safe from this evil ruffians." he finished, holding her hand while standing on one knee.
Nagasha looked unimpressed for a moment, but then her face suddenly grew some emotion.
"Hah, yes, I see now, just by looking at you that, you hare a mhan of mhany glorious things. In fhact you hare so mhagnificent that I... wish to kiss you..." she whispered leaning in closer.
Nick listened in disbelief for a few seconds, slapped himself, then leaned in closer. Their mouths for milliseconds away from touching and Nick was trying to wiggle his tongue out like an idiot and Sarah's right eye was twitching uncontrollably when out of nowhere Nagasha smirked and totally went wolf girl on his butt. She used her long claws to slash holes all over his shirt and there were many cuts everywhere. Nick didn't have time to react and fell down in shock.
"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!?? DO YOU KNOW THE LAST TIME SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTED TO KISS ME?! AND THEN I GET TAUNTED LIKE THIS?!?! NO!!! NO!!! NO FREAKING WAY!!!" Nick continued to rant and when he quieted down, Nagasha spoke, "Let that be ha lesson to you. Bewhare sticking your tounge into the mouth of ha girl with fhangs."
"I can tell we're going to be best friends" Sarah hugged Nagasha and they both blushed a bit.
"Haaaw, thanks, We both hate perverts"
"All I want is just some loooooooooove. Is that so hard?" Nick pleaded.
"Well this sucks" Ala-Gold sighed.
"I believe that the 'this' you are referring to does not have the ability to literally 'suck' as you say it", replied Markus calmly.
"Quiet!" screeched Mewtwo through telepathy. He looked slightly uneasy. "Cap- Lord Olimar is approaching, he wishes to speak to you." He then floated away.
Olimar walked down the halls. He had a new uniform: This one was yellow, black, and blood red. He was wearing a small cape and he now had a holster which he had a gun in. His helmet was now darker shaded so you couldn't see his face as good.
He looked around, then his eyes landed on the new prisoners in Nick and Sarah's cage. He grinned. "Well, this isn't what I had in mind, but it will do for now"
Olimar turned around sharply. "Who has the mask?" he asked. No one answered and he continued walking back to his room. "Fine", he laughed, "My new commander will be here shortly. She already knows what to do".
The room went silent as Olimar left and eventually, more sounds that sounded like footsteps could be heard. They were very light, and a little squeaky. They sounded a lot like Kirby's. In fact, most of the villains thought it was Kirby except that Olimar had clearly stated that it was a "she".
Finally, after much anticipation, a small, white rectangular board walked, the LED light on its head was glowing blue. She was followed by Claus, who was holding Majora's Mask. He looking very depressed and sad. He was staring at the mask with what looked to be disgust. He was obviously thinking of his opportunities if he had stayed good.
"Hi everyone!!!" waved the Wii Balance Board cutely.
"Hi!" "Hey!" "Hi Wii!" "Wii!" "It's the Wii Balance Board!" various people said.
The light on Wii's (What we will be calling her from now on) head changed from blue to dark red and her whole body shifted to black. Then, she pounced on top of Mr. L who had been doing nothing in particular in a corner. In fact, he hadn't even noticed Wii enter.
"DO NOT SPEAK OUT OF LINE!!! I AM YOUR SUPERIOR! IF YOU DISOBEY ME, I WILL TAKE AND AXE AND CHOP OF YOUR LIMBS AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THEM, THEN I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO START BLEEDING FROM THE FACE, AND POOR 68 GALLONS OF VINEGAR ON THEM. THEN, I WILL STUFF LIVE PIGLETS IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL THEY SUFFOCATE AND THEN I SHALL BREAK YOUR NECK IN HALF, DROP YOU IN A RANDOM EGYPTIAN DESERT WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT URIN TO SURVIVE ON FOR 2 WEEKS, THEN I SHALL BOIL YOU ALIVE, CUT YOU UP INTO CANDY, AND SELL YOUR OWN BODY IN THE FORM OF SUGARY SNACKS TO YOUR CHILDREN AT AN OUTRAGEOUS PRICE!!! THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS SNEEZE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!??!?!?" she boomed in a terribly demonic voice.
The brainwashed Luigi was horrified, he had never so much as looked at this person who was now threatening to turn him into candy and sell him to his children. "B- But, I didn't even do anything!!!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAH!!!" Wii picked up Mr. L and threw him out the window.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
Everyone sweat-dropped with looks of terror on their face as the Super Mario "Game Over" music played in the background.
"Sooooo, does everyone get it, now?" giggled Wii, her light turning back to blue and her skin turning back to white.
Everyone nodded in a robotic manner.
"Good! Tehe! Now let's get this show on the road!" she danced, motioning Claus to come over.
Claus flew over with his wings and slowly handed the mask to her. She danced around in circles until she was in front of the cage. She looked over at all the villains in the hopes of finding someone in particular. "Ancient Minister! Or... R.O.B.!" she shouted, "You're a big, strong robot, right? Will you come over here and help me put this mask on one of these weaker kids??? Pleeeeease???"
"Um... Okay" R.O.B agreed. He slid over and took the mask. "It seems the the blue colored toad would be the ideal host. While I detect strong mental activity, I do not see any resistance in the soul", he concluded.
"Aww! You can see into people's minds and souls?! You're so cool, R.O.B.! I wish I was as awesome as you!" she smiled.
"Oh...yes, thank you..." R.O.B. blushed. He sighed. "Now... I shall secure the toad", he opened up the door to the cage and went inside.
"W-w-w-wait!!! What are you doing?! Is that safe?! Wait!! WAIT!!!" Bucken-Berry shouted.
R.O.B. inched closer and closer with Majora's Mask spinning around in his hands. Bucken-Berry was pressing himself against the wall and beads of sweat were popping up all over his body. His glasses began to fog up and his red yoshi went inside its egg shell. Everyone watched him hopelessly not knowing what to do. Everyone was confused until suddenly...
BADA-BOOM!!!
One of the walls crumbled and Jack, Lill, Nola, and Irani appeared.
"Not on my watch!!!" shouted Jack, pointing at everyone. "Wait... everyone?" he thought, and looked at the ridiculous amount of villains in the room who were all staring at him blankly.
"Oh... shi-..." said Nola.
Ridley swooped towards the miniscule army letting out a fierce battle cry and the rest followed suit.
"ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRROAAAAAAH, I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU AND PLACE YOUR SEVERED HEADS IN MY OVEN WHICH I WILL USE TO BAKE A PIE AND THEN GIVE IT TO CHAIRITYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
1. Yes, there actually WAS a point to the Majora's Mask chapter, I tried to give each series a dark weapon, but my imagination couldn't work something up for everyone. There will also be a contest concerning these, you can see more about it at the bottom.
2. Yvan and Wolley were the fan names IGN made for the blue and yellow toad in NSMBW. However, it was later found out that the Nintendo Development Team already had nicknames for them: Bucken-Berry and Ala-Gold. Not too many people were happy about the new names. I used Nintendo's names along with the personalities IGN had developed.
3. I had this idea that the kids would somehow be able to bust out of their cell by using their trainer's powers until I realized that training hadn't started yet. So I made up some sort of dimensional warp mental connection thing.
4a. I always thought that Olimar had been increased in size by Master Hand in order to fight in Smash Bros. and that there were actually little pikmin planted all around the stage and whenever Olimar touched them, they would grow in size- explains how you pluck a pikmin out of a bulborb's brain. There was probably like a little smich of dirt that the pikmin was hiding in.
4b. You know, you are allowed to request events like Nick plucking Jax. Oh, and I doubt Australians really talk like that. Just like Texans don't say HOWDY Y'ALL every time they see you or use wacky similes that no one understands. So, feel free to request your OC getting a special weapon or something.
5. LED light? Is that what it's called?
6. I really had fun with this Wii Balance Board scene! I always had a slight fear that the board would hack me up into pieces when I wasn't looking personally. And after some research I found out many other people feel the same!
By the way, the explanation on the smash universe took three hours because I don't think anyone in real life would go- "Oh, everything I've ever known and done has been a lie, now let's go have an adventure!"
Here are the Standings!!!
Smashers: Leader: Master Hand, Deputy: Pit, Members: Captain Falcon, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Falco, Fox, Ike, Kirby, Link, Lucario, Lucas, Mario, Marth, Meta-Knight, Ness, Peach, Pikachu, Pokemon Trainer and Pokemon, Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Samus, Sheik, Zelda, Snake, Toon Link, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Roy, Young Link, Toon Zelda, Toon Sheik, Plusle & Minun, Dixie Kong, Crazy Hand, Alloys, Sandbag
Dark Smashers: Leader: Olimar, Deputy: Wii, Members: Ganondorf, Bowser, Wolf, Wario, Petey Piranha, Mr. L, Porky, Dark Link, Dark Toon Link, Fallen Pit, Mewtwo, Rayquaza, Meta Ridley, King DeDeDe, Mr. Game and Watch, R.O.B., and Duon.
Smash Apprentices: Leader: Irani, Deputy: Markus, Members: Nick, Trey, Nola, Jack, Dark Kirby Jr., Lill, Sarah, Kira, Nagasha
Also here is a list of apprentices to be introduced (Going in order)-Shinjuku, Zen, Rinku, Danod, Jesse, Felix, Zak, Kenji, Nikki, Arcamus, Joe, Tomoko, Crimson, Rakolai, Juliet, Marcus, and Ribbon.
So, I think I'll let the submissions run on for about one more chapter or so.
P.S. You guys really aren't seeing the potential stuff you can do here. Example- you train under R.O.B., you can get ANYTHING he has from his series: You could get this totally awesome Gyro Sword that spins around and crap and flies and you can ride on it! You can create tornadoes or something with the spin attack, X-Ray vision! Come on!!!! You guys are all just doing punches, kicks, and swords!!! If you trained under Ness, you could just make up some random PK technique- PK Bitch Slap even! PK Math Problems, I dunno!
But that's up to you of course, and also, if you want, you can gain a few minor techniques from other smashers if you want, Nick's going to get a paralyzer gun from Samus (Won't turn into a whip though, to prevent over powering)
Oops, Almost forgot... the contest... yeah...
Anyways, here it is! You simply have to guess what the Dark Weapons are. Easy right? I dunno. I made to make something up for Kid Icarus and Ice Climber though and some weapons are living things. Guess a weapon right, and your OC gets to star in the arc where the Dark Smashers try to get that item! Have fun!
