The Queen No Longer Across The Water

Dany leapt out of her boat, landing on a discarded shield, skating down some steps firing arrows at her enemies, before planting her gigantic dragon flag into the soft, yielding sands of Westeros, the long awaited land.

'I knew immortality waited on this beach here', she thought to herself. 'Well I'm taking it. It's mine'

"I conquer this land!" she cried unto the heavens and her super-massive army.

"What? But it's our land", said a rather worried looking Mace Tyrell, holding King Tommen on a leash.

"Do you have a flag?" asked Jon condescendingly.

"No."

"Then you're wrong. It's ours", answered Jon smugly.

The Lady of Shallots

Sansa completed the 100th brush stroke of her hair.

"Now I get to start all over again", she sang gleefully.