Ichigo's Notebook of Rant

A/N: Yohoo! Thanks to all reviewers. XD

Disclaimer: Bleach is KT's. I don't know who the Bullet Train belongs to. XD


8: Stupid Train

Trains are a pain in the butt. Buses as well but nothing beats trains. You see the good thing with trains are, they are high speed and gets you there in just a few minutes. But the bad thing is, they breed perverts. Especially when they get jam-packed, in times when people are rushing to get to work because they are already late. People don't mind how sandwiched they're going to be just to get to their destination fast enough.

Today, we were going to a vacation house somewhere in Nagano and the bullet train was the best and fastest option we've got. It was a class outing and we were running late, courtesy of a certain midget-someone. We were late because she took her time feeding the damn goldfishes in the living room. I stayed because I knew she would be lost if she go alone. Hell, it was actually her first time to ride a bullet train. I'd be damned with my family, Renji and Byakuya if she ever gets lost but the idea was kind of amusing.

We could've taken our time and waited for the trains to get less crowded but we were already late.

"Ack!" she yelped as we enter the train. I glanced back, it was too crowded and being the extra-small-sized midget that she was, she got carried away by the flow of people as they move inside and outside the train. Oh, we're sardines. I had to push them people aside to get to her and I held her hand... no, wrist!... so that she don't get separated from me again. I pushed my way across people until we got to the window near the entrance.

Amidst the crowd and sandwiched bodies were perverts who were just waiting for a chance to be able to touch a bum or two. Not that Rukia had any assets to flaunt but she was still a girl and somehow I felt obligated to protect her from prying eyes. So without her noticing, I put my hand to the railing beside her, pinning her between the window and myself... er, my arms...

She said, "Ichigo, I can't move."

"So what? I can't move either. And I had to hold onto something too, you know."

In the end, the train was too fast and she was too amazed she didn't notice anything at all. But I did noticed somethings though, those pervs whose eyes were dead set on her... I glared at them.


A/N: Sorry, needed to go ASAP so I didn't have time to make it longer. Anyway, you guys thinking what I'm thinking back there? XD Ichigo making it look like Rukia's his girlfriend. Muhahahahaha! XD I like it when Ichigo's being protective... especially of Ru. XD Reviews please~